>fell into the manlet pit again

>>41455892

Can you not reach the ledge to climb out?

if not you belong there, bro.

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>>41455892
>Not having jumping stilts to escape the pit

>>41455892
That's like saying you drowned in a puddle. Only manlets can fall in that pit it's knee height for normal sized people.

>>41455892
>fell
>manlet pit

Sounds like you're right where you belong

>>41455903
Other manlets keep pulling me down.

>>41455914
>oh man these ants keep pulling me into their ant hill

You're a manlet.

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>>41455914

Dude, they're manlets.

If you can 1/2/3/4 than you can get your ass out.

COME ON, SON.

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>>41455906

>lankucks on suicide watch

Better luck next time, lankies.

>>41455936
I dont get the correlation

>>41457430

You need the upper-body strength to pull-up your way out of the pit.

>>41455914

You ain't going no where longshanks! *headbutts you in the kneecaps*

>>41458019
kek

>>41455892
Newfag here, only been on /fit/ for a few weeks. I'm wondering about the shape of the bottom of the manlet pit. Is it curved like a bowl, or angular like a swimming pool?

>>41459956
Only one way to find out *pushes you into the manlet pit* if youre not a manlet and can climb out let me know what the bottom looks like.

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>WoW added a manlet item after ghostcrawler spurged out after leaving blizzard

why do little people have such big anger problems?

>>41461980
>why do little people have such big anger problems?

It may be from all of the relentless bullying but idk

>>41455892
>standing at edge of the manlet pit with a friend
>both of us are 6'4"
>laugh at the little half-humans, who are foaming at the mouth with jealousy for our superior height
>they jump at the walls, trying to get out of the pit, but they're too short
>friend and I jokingly pretend to push each other in
>accidentally push him too hard and he falls
>a sea of little bodies swarms over him
>the swarm of manlets clears and all that's left are his toenails

My gym also feeds people to the manlet pit if they try to do crossfit shit.

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>tfw atlas stone accidentally rolls into manlet pit

oops

>>41460581
didn't know this was a cringe thread

>>41464425
how come they ate his hand's nails but not his toes'?

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>Plate washer is sick today
>Dirty plates I'm forced to use attract the squat baboon

>>41455892
Just fix your posture and you should grow a bit. I grew 2 inches to 5'9 and they told me I had to leave the pit. People weren't joking how tall people are treated differently.

>ripping manlets off of weights
>stuck like ticks
>gym gainzlord appears
>grabs manlets
>absorbs their gainz
>distributes amongst actual grown men lifters
>manlets jump up to stop but can't reach gainzos arms

Thank you gainzlord

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>>41455892
>shower twink escaped the locker room
>too slippery to catch
The entire gym floor was a mess of lube and shampoo

>>41466596
Manlets are strange creatures

>>41455892

Fucked up senpai.. thats some heavy shit.

I avoid the manlet pit by hitting the gym in the morning, when my spine is still nice and stretched out and I have 1-2cm extra.

>>41455892
is 6'1" enough to crawl from manlet pit if I ever trip and fall there?

>>41467427

I'd say 6 - 6'1 are at risk - if you fall you wont be tall.

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>Manlet drops the weight to the floor with a heavy clang while deadlifting
>The commotion attracts the gym deadlift dingoes
>All that's left of him was his squat plug
Seeing it go down really shook me up bros

>manlets in the pit making too much noise
>convince gym to have a free pizza day
>attracts all the landwhales from Planet Fatness
>roll them into the pit, crushing the manlets

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Fuck off Kyle.

I'm 6ft. The pit is no joke for me. I fall in I might never get back out

>>41460581
I'm 6'5"