Sip pity

>>41451202
SIPfags BTFO

>>41451202
Kek'd heartily @ pic.

>>41451202
The poster of those pictures is the guy who posts the 'wakey wakey wagecuck' in /pol/, just fyi.

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>>41451202
>Regular Monster
>sips
Pick one

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>>41451305
>one raises your insulin with corn syrup
>other raises your insulin with aspertame

literally the same shit you sip posting poor fag

>>41451383
>>>41451305
>>one raises your insulin with corn syrup
>>other raises your insulin with aspertame
>literally the same shit you sip posting poor fag

>Raise your blood sugar with aspartame by drinking something that doesn't contain aspartame

These are the geniuses giving advice on /fit/

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>>41451202
Wtf is SIP?

Monster is shit btw, you niggers need to taste Battery.

>>41451446

worst after taste ever, Leaves a coat on your tongue.

>>41451202
>dino tendies
i used to love them when i was kid... now i can't find them anywhere
>implying i would eat them

>>41451383
nice broscience

>>41451202
dew and dino tendies? me rikey, to quote confucius

>>41451202

TOPLEL

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I feel bad for all the loserds not able to enjoy the only god-tier energy drink

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>>41451435
>These are the geniuses giving advice on /fit/

See sucralose, literally the same shit as aspertame.

>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/splenda-blood-sugar-sucralose-insulin_n_3362122.html

Fucking retard.

>>41451383
SIPs do not contain aspartame.

Nice try, doofus.

>>41451489
>>41451520

See here, moron.

>>41451520
SIPs are sweetened with erithritol.

>>41451528
They have sucralose, which is the same shit.
>https://authoritynutrition.com/artificial-sweeteners-blood-sugar-insulin/

>>41451517
It literally advertises itself as a sexual disfunction and you still drink it

>>41451540
Nope, sucralose.

http://www.fooducate.com/app#!page=product&id=64C7012A-2BF8-11E2-A40C-1231381A0463

>>41451543
Just realized you're right, it's down in the list of ingredients below the nutrition table. Never noticed it before.

>>41451547
I have my rockhard dick in my hand currently and it seems to be working fine :^)
Plus I'm your typical "above average looking and in good shape, but has poor social skills and commitment issues because of my fucked up childhood" /fit/-poster, so its not like my dick needs to be on peak condition

>>41451520
The study is on obese people, and if you review it instead of the retarded interpretation by HoPOS you would know that even the studies authors make it clear that they't see an insulin increase when duplicating olthe test with non obese people you fag.

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>>41451459
It's better than Red Bull or any other taurine drink. I think Monster contains guarana, so it is a bit different.

Chuck it into a freezer for an hour or so, so that it will be ice cold af, but not frozen. Simply delicious.

If you like your energy drinks like modern women, you can try out the new blacked version.

>>41451620
Fucking phone

They don't see an insulin increase when doing the same test on non obese.

>>41451520
Huffington post

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>>41451202
>implying sip boys sip beetus

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>41451202
>takes a screencap from leddit lmao

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Who else is BAIsexual here?

>>41451520
>can't spell "aspartame"
>doesn't even know sips don't use it
>gets corrected
>finds random article about sucralose and blood sugar
>huffington post
>FUCKING RETARD SIPPERS REEEE
Attacking sippers won't change the fact that you fell for GOMAD

>2000+17
>Not taking caffeine pills for preworkout.
I don't think you guys realize exactly how much money you'll save doing that. I do love my sips but it's just not cost effective. You're basically paying 20 times more for the same amount of caffeine

>>41451747
It's the taste.

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>>41451747
*sips fedora*

>>41451446
>>41451517
Finnfag detected

>>41451446
its called battery cuz its like drinking battery acid

>>41451747
There's no "caffeine pill crew." It's the sip crew bro. We sip. Join us.

S I P B O Y S