Eternal Nofap thread

2.5 weeks no porn, about to relapse just watched mckaylas twerk vid got rock hard

>>41449730
Relapsed on Saturday. Feels bad man.

>>41449767
Happens to me too quite often.
I go strong for two or three weeks and then something "triggers" me and I fap to really degenerate stuff.

How do I keep myself from fapping in the face of boredom? I'm on day 15 going strong, but I've got so much free time now, I don't know how the hell I'm supposed to not fap while browsing.

>>41449788
its from browsing 4chan and seeing a thumbnail of olga chocolate or some shit like that

you have to go live in a cave and lift rocks for 3 months for the transformation to take hold

>>41449730
alright, while I don't care about cold turkey nofap forever, I'm getting paranoid about deathgrip and the amound I'm masterbating. How do you do this shit?

>>41449756
Be strong breh, don't undo your progress..

who /nolibidowhatsoeverafterbreakup/ here

like what the fuck

so... is there any actual science to back this up, or is it just the usual placebo bullshit?

literally ejaculated into my patented fleshlight pocket pussy less than 30 seconds ago before starting to type this message

5 days in now i read a little bit of erotica, like 5 minutes
but it was degenerate shit, hoping i didnt lose progress

>>41451082
stop browsing the internet like a retard and start reading books and exercising more. get a real hobby out in the real world.

>>41451599
who caresif its placebo, it still fucking works

>>41451329
greasemonkey addon + 4chanX + "Work Tyme" setting
You are welcome.

>>41449730
I started because I was ashamed of my little self control on a lot of things, not particularly fapping.

I finally got to fuck a qt from work, but it probably didn't have to do with nofap, we had been teasing each other for months. The night before meeting I had a wet dream and didn't perform as well as I expected (Also, she is like 8 years younger and I just can't keep up)

This was last saturday, and I feel like the "relationship" is already going to shit incredibly fast because I can't help apearing needy (I am).

THanks for the venting space, I can't find the Frog&Feels threads in /r9k/ anymore

>>41451566
I'm on day one again, but last time I tried this I went 17 days and I had zero libido the entire time. What broke me was being super fucking bored one day.
Stay active brehs.

>>41449730
Does sex ruin nofap gains?

>>41451644
i care, and i'll take that as a no.

>>41451812
I'm not an expert, but from what I've read, a solid 'no'. Apparently your brain can tell the difference.

>>41451748
Real nigga

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>>41451566
Girlfriend just broke up with me three weeks into no fap. Was ready to fuck her stupid and now I've not even had so much as a semi in five days. Splitting up with long term partners must be the key to successful no fap.

>>41449730
>tfw nofapping and /fit/ make me think of men now

YOU FAGGOTS MADE ME GAY REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>41451599
>>41451644
>>41449730
Nonfap is a concept made up by christian think tanks in order to make people stop masturbating. Y'all niggers have been duped by the christ-cucks, so fuck you.

You can jack off now.

>>41451566
High cortisol levels are fucking you up, my man.
Sleep a lot and try to do some relaxing shit. Should fix you right up.

Any point in doing nofap if i live with my gf who i fuck daily? Sometimes i just wanna jerk it to traps

>>41452002
reasons why I stopped fapping:
- I hated cleaning myself up
- more energy to try to fuck actual women, rather than settling for a fap, which in turn motivated me to take care of my body and my mental health. also social life gains
- less money spent on porn

so yeah, maybe the whole "endorphins" and addicted to porn stuff is bullshit by the christfags. but there are still abundant reasons to quit

Nofap is not a meme, it is a real thing that boosts your testosterone levels.

Actually doing it requires saint levels of self control though. And when a re-lapse happens, an intense fucking porn binge usually follows.

>>41452030
What stuff do you recommend to relax

>>41449730
3 hours without porn. Am I gonna make it brehs?

Nofapping over the summer. Away from home for 3 months, in the middle of a big city, there's nothing stopping me from getting my dick wet but me at this point. So if anyone's going to be depleting my balls it's not going to be me

>>41452161
dude you're gonna get so much pussy if you want it.
it's there. you jut have to want it bad enough.
good luck

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>>41452049
>- I hated cleaning myself up

How the fuck did you masturbate, did you cum on yourself in the end?

>- more energy to try to fuck actual women, rather than settling for a fap, which in turn motivated me to take care of my body and my mental health. also social life gains

This I can understand if you fap every fucking day.

>- less money spent on porn

Wew lad, it's like xvideos, pornhub, torrents and the like don't exist in your timeline.

>>41449730
My goal is to fap every 7-8 days, though I know the testosterone boost is probably a meme..

>>41452186
>How the fuck did you masturbate, did you cum on yourself in the end?
actually yes. 9 times out of 10 I'd masturbate in bed so I'd be cumming in my hand. I sure as fuck not was not going to ruin a sock of mine or by bed sheet.

>This I can understand if you fap every fucking day
listen, even if you fap once or twice a week, you're still gonna have a better time if you say " so fucking hard right now. maybe I WILL go out tonight with that friend from work. " but okay maybe a fap every once in a while isn't bad. nofap is mostly for those that jerk it all the time.

>Wew lad...
honestly that was just personal. I have a thing for camwhores, and I was weak a few times...

>>41449730
Today will be day 1 for me, wish me luck

>>41452174
On this note - I was always a big fan of the "don't shit where you eat" rule when it comes to getting romantically involved with people, but this summer I'm at a pretty big company with at least 1k people around my age. Do I just cut out the middleman and start fucking coworkers (meeting them at company events outside the office, too busy when actually working)

>>41452252
Same. Good luck man

No fap for the last 7 days but I got a bunch of lap dances last night (no fap afterwards and no ejaculation). Did I just relapse?

>>41452252
>>41452282
Same for me, good luck dudes

>>41452324
real women = didn't relapse
that's the key - real women. anything involving a real woman (besides jerking off in front of her or something like that) is fair game

>>41452234
its not the boost in test its the increase in test receptors that come after about 3 weeks

Im past 8 weeks since saturday, going for 90 days. Its taken me a long road of relapses to get here, before this attempt was 1 month, before that was 6 weeks, this time is different, I just knew I could do it from day 1, determination and discipline

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>>41452236
>9 times out of 10 I'd masturbate in bed so I'd be cumming in my hand. I sure as fuck not was not going to ruin a sock of mine or by bed sheet.

>>41452324
No ejaculation means you didn't relapse. In fact getting worked up like that with no release is gonna amp up your gainz.

>>41451599
Try it, if it doesn't work for you, stop doing it.

Duh.

does nofap actually work? whats it do?

>>41452482
For me it gives a lot more energy all of the time, and motivation to easily do stuff I otherwise wouldn't - Getting out of bed, exercising, eating food that's good for me and doesn't taste the best, being more social.

If I'm rubbing one out on the regular I get random aches, tiredness, brain fog, prefer junk food and sitting around on my ass doing nothing all day.

Doubt it works for everyone.

>>41452097
fapping :)

>>41452389
Well, the stuff I saw talked about a surge of testosterone in the blood after 7 days of abstinence. I would love if you share your sources.

>>41452482
it's like that episode of Seinfeld where George stops having sex

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>>41452097
Watch some anime.

>>41452578
give me a quick rundown.

>>41449730
Always relapse on weekends. When I get bored I just fap.

>>41451566
mine broke up the day Trump won. Said I was a nazi for voting for him.

>>41451748
Man drop the appearing needy thing quick. Turns pussies dry.

>>41451812
Does it matter? Sex increases testosterone and is pretty much our evolutionary goal in life

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Fug

>>41453050
Nig but still STOP

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No fap lowers test levels, leads to performance issues in bed and is very bad for your prostate
YOU FUCKING BROSCIENCE DICK SUCKING GULLIBLE PIECES OF SHIT

>>41449756
This proves nofap'll make you want to fuck a dog, or in this case a fatty with too much silicone.

hey im young adult and still growing, does no fap give me more proteins for growth since i dont have to regenerate as much sperm?

>>41453106
Your body will always make sperm constantly
It doesn't stop because your balls are "full"
It'll keep going until you have wet dreams

NoFap is bullshit

>>41452053
I can vouch, I did 3 months of nofap and when I broke a huuuuuuge porn binge followed for the next couple months or so, on and off.

It all started with the blowjob scene from The Brown Bunny...I think...

I had relapsed after 1 month. I could see back than that I've lost most of my fucked up fetishes already but not all yet.

I'm 2 weeks in now and I'm going for the 90 days with this streak.

Curious, does it still count as a nofap if you have sex? I probs wont be getting laid but i'm curious

>>41453353
No, the female pheromones will trigger a test retention cycle in your body

>>41453353
Depends on what your goals are

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>>41453103
it is how man is meant to be
ravenous
wild
and free
or not I unno

>>41452030
Basically I have too many feels?

relapsed on porn but im taking it day by day now

still jacking off in shower cuz if i dont i get boners at work

>>41451633

Reading books isn't a hobby out in the read world, cumdumpster. Nigga's just gonna read in his room.

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>tfw fapped last night without the use of porn for the first time in a while

not sure why but the orgasm felt so much more intense than it does with porn. I just used good old imagination.

>>41449730
no fap is for noobs.
try edging yourself, never cum. god tier shit.

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>>41449730
>start NoMasturbationMay
>doing fine the first two weeks
>start leaking in my sleep
>panties are all white
>run out of space to hide my panties
>run out of fresh panties
>mommy asks where all my panties are

what do?

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>tfw don't fap anymore but still can't get over my habit of loading up porn videos and peeking for a split second before any nudity
>tfw still type smutty keywords into youtube and try to see if anything slipped through the cracks
>tfw don't want to do this at all but I get overwhelmed with anxiety and don't handle it healthily

Are you people satirical or do you really believe all this shit?

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>>41452002

>>41451918
Damn anon

>>41452002
Oy vey Rabbi Goldstein, what are you doing here????

>>41449788

Going cold turkey is almost guaranteed to instigate a relapse. Nofap is like getting off a xanax addiction to me; I'll die

>>41453353
Sex is not fapping, now is it?

>>41449788
You're fucked in the head, if I go a week without fapping I can bust a nut if I see a nice pair of tits.

>>41452954
good riddance desu

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>>41451599

There's a slight raise in testosterone around a week of no ejaculation, but nothing further. A lot of it is placebo. But who says that a slight increase in test isn't helpful? Placebo is helpful too. Nothing revolutionary, but can give you an edge.

DESU abstaining in 4-5 day intervals is fine

>>41451748

Shit son, that sounds like my situation but I haven't made my move on her yet. Really want to ask her out but she's 8 years younger as well.

Day 10. Nofap doesnt exist in a vacuum you still gotta work out underlying problems (do god, therapy, gf, 12steps) but anyway
>smile now at random woman without awkard sexual intent
>easier to focus
>enjoy little things more without neuroticism
>give less fucks about toxic encounters, just let it go instead of retreatfap

>>41452049
Who the fuck spends money on porn WTF

>>41452053
>And when a re-lapse happens, an intense fucking porn binge usually follows.
When this happens and you go crazy on the fapping, do your balls ache for a few days afterwards? Last time I relapsed I went from nothing for over a week to four loads in about twelve hours, felt so dozy and comfy but my balls ached like all hell. Also by the third time I was hardly producing cum. I think I might have small reserve tanks or something.

>>41449730
1 week. I can feel the focus surge coarsing through my mind. Im feeling more motivated, charismatic. Still, feel tired most of the times though.

>>41452002
yeah but that's also what circumcision was meant to do and it didn't really help

>>41449730
17 days,my hand itch

101 days now

>>>>41453369
Will the female estrogen enter me during sex and make me girly?

>>41456382
Magnesium supplement 350mg per day, don't go over 400mg unless you want to Piss out your ass.

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OwO what's this?

>>41457248
can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh sauce pls

>>41449730
did nofap for Lent, no change except i got sadder and hornier

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>>41452002
Christian values were the only thing holding together society.
https://youtu.be/g_gRCOfZ8BI?t=1m23s

>>41452002
I do nofap during the week to get me fired up for rugby on the saturday, it actually works

No fap for 2 years in June. Sex doesn't count

>>41449730
>all these low test betas who have to refrain from masturbation or porn just to retain their horniness

I don't envy any of you pathetic losers. Truly shit-tier men and it's no wonder nobody on this board can talk to women or get a gf

i get wet dreams if i dont jerk it for a while, does this happen to anyone else?

Does NoFap work for women too?

Day 6 here. I'm actually desiring women irl again but the urge to fap is getting stronger.

>>41451812
>>41451812

Yes.

Most people don't like to admit it because we don't like to give up nice things, but even pro fighters know to stay away from woman before a clash.

Whether or not you're fapping all day to porn or fucking 100 different woman, you'll be drained of your extra masculine essence, the difference is to fuck a real woman you have to be pretty masculine in the first place, so there is a balance. Porn fucks up the balance because you get the "pussy" without the character building trials.

>>41449730
The only thing that will happen for not fapping is you penis shrinking
literally no perks

>>41456210
i had access to a payed site for like a year, the account i was using's membership wore off and i thought "this wont change much"
i was so wrong anon, the payed porn is leagues better. the kind of shit that gets removed instantly when posted for free

ahh just had a wank after 7 days. feel much better now. the effects of nofap are too distracting. I think a fap a week is the ideal.

I'm on /onlyhentai/

>>41451599
Fapping to porn each day is pathetic, nofap will make you less loser

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Okay so i did no fap for like 2 weeks once and all i felt was so horny that i would find even chubby/fat chicks fuckable which i NEVER do.


Now i understand this is likely a strong response from fapping 1-3 times daily then going to 0


Does this strong sexual desire stop/level out after more time?

Just started again after a long, long, long relapse period. Give me strength brehs, the /gif/ button is too strong

I've been working on nofap for like 3 months, I've failed 3 or 4 times now. Longest I went was 23 days. It doesn't give me more energy, literally all it does it make me less autistic around girls in social situations

>>41455997
That rise in test in temporary, and you get a drop afterwards same as if you had fapped

Its literally irrelevant

>>41449730
I'm starting to feel a lot happier on nofap, it's like I actually have something to strive for and be proud of instead of just lifting aimlessly

>>41449730
How deluded do you have to be, to believe No Fap is anything but a placebo. 5'8 95IQ 4/10 faced autists who think that if they start going to the gym, taking cold showers and not masturbating that they'll suddenly become lotharios and the girls that were mean to them in high school will suddenly come flocking.

There is literally no difference to masturbating a normal amount (once a day max) to completely cutting out masturbation and submitting yourself to this deranged cult.

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This is what my gf did to my back while you fags quit fapping

>>41460184
How did you scratch your back like that
Did you use your nails?

>>41460213
Do you see how big my back is? I can barely reach most parts of my back

>>41460184
hahahahahahaha no tris fuck me

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I've tried it, longest I ever went was six days. Then something pisses me off, I get emotionally compromised and then I end up fapping and saying "Who fucking cares, what's the point anyways".

Apathy is such a cunt, I've seen all the TED talks and everything and i know abstaining from porn and masturbation can do great things for your sexual health. But at the end of the day I'm always asking;

What is the fucking point of this shit

>mfw

>>41449730
i found it easier to npfap if i stopped gradually, went from twice a day to once a week, now haven't on 5 months. been some rough times during though

I think there's only a point if you're having sex as well. Like I'm a pathetic virgin and I don't see it changing anytime soon so what's the point me abstaining from masturbation as well? Sure it makes me want to seek out sex more but I'm a social retard anyway so what good is that. Only benefit to it for me is that after around a week of nofap I can have better wanks

>>41460324
>>Caring about tri's when you can't even get laid
Let's see pics of you

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>>41460545
Oh yeah pic related.
>my tris

I made it 3 days before I started fucking a 5'10 blonde hottie

Fucked 5 times since Saturday already

>>41449730
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>>41460632

if i do noporn instead of nofap will i still get benefits

Decided to stop watching porn. Just deleted everything. Want to drop some lbs and become more motivated. This may or may not help but it's getting old.

Been one day so far. Lol.

>>41449730
day 6 after relapsing. I watched porn yesterday and today. Didn't cum, but I had to put ice on my balls to get rid of the blue balls pain.
Please help me avoid the sexy jew!!!

>>41460853
yes, but not as many.

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>>41454550
But this time you're fapping into a woman instead of a tissue?

>>41460441

I know that feel, bro. Doesn't help that I'm older than youngins here (25+) and have only had sex with escorts.

> Manlet
> Neurotic/anxious
> Beta-Bernard face
> Not rich

It just feels like an insurmountable hurdle to get my healthy sex drive back and even further away to actually have a relationship/fwb-situation with a non-fatty woman.

Just makes me wanna read stuff, work out, improve my career reasonably but give up on women entirely.

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>>41459281
>the payed porn is leagues better. the kind of shit that gets removed instantly when posted for free

Is it too sick and extreme for free porn sites? I mean there's really not much to do in order to improve the old and time tested in-out trick. All the extra is usually some sort of fetish shit.

Personally I managed to improve my fapping experience by just adding music to the background (techno, electronic, etc.).

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>>41460184
Some of those birthmarks/liver spots look darkened and/or uneven. If you haven't checked on them before, and decently - definitely see your doctor and set up a meeting with a dermatologist.

>>41461465
I work as a lifeguard actually during the summer so I know I'm at risk. I asked my brother about them and he said they are fine. He just finished his second year of med school

>>41453548
Reading isn't fapping either, which was the thing he was trying to avoid. You illiterate nigger.

>>41453636
Laundry

What would happen if you just fap and swallow all the nutrients you lose? It's like not fapping at all right? Why don't you just do that?

day 43 here.
I still have massive self esteem issues and body identity issues

life is suffering

doesn't help i have a compressed disc

>>41452252
Same dude. I went cold turkey for a week and relapsed Sunday. Wanted to cry but hoping to get back on track.

>>41453100
t. Jew

So it's no fap, no porn, gallon of water a day, cold shower a day, and what else lads?

I legit feel like a god and I need more

>>41461922
Men have too much iron in their blood. You should try leeches or donating blood. I legit lie and donate blood more often than I should and I feel better than I ever have.

>>41462009
I have leukemia I can't donate blood


Nice bait tho

Lel you guys have watched so much degenerate porn that you have to do things like nofap. ahaahaha i cant get over how retarded the ideas are when you put a bunch of degenerates together.

>>41453106
Yep. Your biological drive is to reproduce. It takes more than one fuck to gaurantee reproduction. Therefor if your balls are drained your body will focus its effort on producing more semen

Dont fap

>>41459254
My dick gets bigger on nofap

>>41460184
Tell that bitch to cut it out fuck

>>41460545
>thinks getting laid with his gf is impressive

U dont fuck

>>41462895
What lol
I'm past the whole banging random sloots thing. Honestly that was way more boring