>be in gym doing diddly >Catch guy looking at me occasionally

fight him or fuck him up to you

Put on shoes you hippie

>>41446712
>Doing diddly with shoes on
>Doing diddly properly
>Pick one

>>41446697
ask him out for dinner, and when he pays for everything tell him you arent looking for a relationship and just want to be friends

>>41446697

lmao tense your calves harder lad, he might just suck you off then

>>41446697
post pic of said nigger

Fuckfight

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>>41446783

I want to go to a gym like this, all the ones I have here fucking suck.

One consisted of about 10 machines, all for upper body and a bunch of fucking TRX straps outside, charging 35 euros a month.

>>41446796
That blows more than this guy wants to blow me.
I pay 22EUR per month for this shizz.

>>41446798

Am jelly. Im right on the coast in southern Spain and everyone here is all about stupid fucking fad workouts and roids,

There are so many crossfit gyms here its insane.

>>41446783
He looks fine.
Ask him to spot you right now and just go with the flow.

>>41446838
Ask for a spot on diddly? That's like asking to get assfucked. Almost as bad as being spotted on squat by 5 naked fags jerking off.

>>41446847
Say:
>f-feeling fit buddy?

>>41446847
I really have no idea what you are trying to say here.
Asking guys who stole glances at me to spot me worked out in on average 7 of 10 cases in the past. Yet it gets awkward if you can see 5 of your fuck-/gym-buddies at the same time.

>>41446868
How the hell would u even spot diddly? Stand on one side of the bar?

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>>41446936
> spot diddly
What the fuck does that mean?

>>41446697
>not picking fights with randoms in the gym to raise test
You are not gonna make it

i think some guy was sizing me up yesterday
like everytime i looked up i could see him staring at me with like he was trying to challenge me.
weird experience

Maybe because your sitting down with your legs crossed and taking photos of him ?

>>41447173
I'm sneaky you cuck.....

>>41446723
Im done wasting money on girls I don't know because of this shit. They get their free dinner and I get a peck on the cheek and ignored texts.

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>>41446723

That's actually a good plan. I dont mind getting wined and dined by a faggot and if he wants to fugg I've taken it in the ass once before.

>>41446868
Wait so when i got asked to spot some dude he actually wanted to fuck me and not just have someone spot him?

>>41446697
>be in gym doing squats
>finish set and look around
>make accidental eye contact with some dude doing deadlifts
>he won't stop starting at me
>I think he's mouthing "do you want to fuck or fight" to me
>leave gym

Time for a homegym

faggot git outta my gym

>>41447908
I've had girls flat-out tell me they just want a free meal.

>>41449314

Loser

>posts picture of an imaginary guy
>flexes his calves to try and not look like a dyel

>>41450588
>>41446740

This is me tensing my calves. How dyel are my calves?
>>41450729