Pro's of being /fit/

Not being a slob

>>41446237
Gainz

>Feel Better
>Look Better
>Perform Better

/thread

Cons:

-less time
-can be costly, you literally have to consume more food
-painful journey
-risk of injury working out

pro : getting fit

>>41446237
>Semen smells good and sweet
That's wrong if your diet is high in protein.
The only time your semen would taste sweet is if you ate a shitton of fruit and nothing else.

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>>41446237
>always been /fit/
>always looking for new ways to improve
>begin eating pineapple every day for the enzyyyymes yo!
>gf never been a swallower, done it a few times during drunken sex, just to please me
>gf can't get enough of pineapple flavored jizz. Literally rolls it around on her tongue, makes me squeeze out every last drop, rubs it on her teeth and shit

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>>41446237
i have none of those benefits. am I still /fit/, /fit/?

>>41446700
what kind of a girl doesn't always swallow in a relationship?

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>>41446700
I'll join you

I want to make my sweetheart enjoy my milkshake, ima google this shiz to make the ultimate cum cocktail

Do you guys get a lot of passive agressive comments from jealous non fit people?

>>41446716
>skinnyfat nerdvirgin here
>what kind of a girl doesn't always swallow in a relationship?
The vast vast majority of them, anon. Most hookers won't do it, even if you offer them extra $. How is your relationship with Pornhub going?

>>41446786
I've been in 8 relationships all my gfs swallowed

>>41446786

lmao you've clearly got no sex appeal to the people you've fucked, if you did they would do whatever you wanted to make you feel as good as possible.

>>41446786
>overcompensating this much
had many relationships with prostitutes, huh?
obviously a one night stand is different but not swallowing in a relationship is like making someone wear a rubber in a relationship. you just don't do it.

>>41446802
this, my ex gf hated sucking dick in general but she did it and swallowed as well to make me feel good.

Being the strongest person you or your friends know.

Ratchet than the ugliest.

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>>41446700

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>>41446800
>>41446802
>>41446804
I confidently stand by my assertion that none of you have ever had sex with a woman, let alone been in a relationship with one.
Women in relationships are not concerned with making you feel good. They're concerned with you making *them* feel good and buying them shit. When they hit 30, they're concerned with getting married and opening a joint bank account. You know when they want something from you because they come into the living room when you're watching football and start to give you a bj. This creates a massive dilemma because you desperately want the bj, but you know it's going to come at a terrible cost later. You accept the bj.
>Had many relationships with prostitutes?
One does not have a relationship with a prostitute, kiddo. One fucks them, leaves some cash on the sideboard, and never speaks of it again, unless comparing notes with friends at the bar. Have I fucked whores? Of course I've fucked whores you sadsack. I served. I got horny. I fucked a few whores. I have no regrets.
You, on the other hand, are so insecure that you'll still be a virgin in your 40's because you're scared that even a hooker will judge you.

>>41446695
Well I eat both

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>>41446943
>I had my heart broken by some slut and now can't fall in love again

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>>41446943

lmao keep telling yourself that man and I will continue to have my cum swallowed my some cuties

>>41446968
Literally this. Its insane projection.

>>41447012
>lmao keep telling yourself that man and I will continue to have my cum swallowed my some cuties
>pic related
I wouldn't call him a qt, but he's young I guess. Each to their own...

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>>41447089

Real kneeslapper then my dude

>>41446786

Gay guys always swallow

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>>41446968
Love? What has love got to do with it, dipshit? Do I love my gf? Sure, in the same way but a little less than I love my dog, Assbreath. Does she love me? Sure, as much as any woman can love a man. My knowledge of evolutionary biology isn't trumped by your Disney-induced Utopian fantasies, kiddo.
Unless they were molested by Uncle Joe as pre-teens, women do not crave sex constantly like men do. They can quite easily go without it, or they can quite easily fap or find it elsewhere. Therefore, all women will inevitably learn to use it as a weapon to their advantage in any relationship. A woman will seek to please you only when she desires something in return. To seek to please you at all times would render her powerless in any relationship, since she is inferior in every other way, so the rest of the time she goes through the motions. She will let you cum on her face, but her post-jizz face will reflect her mild disgust with you. Anal is absolutely out of the question.
All women are sluts, Chunk. They evolved to be sluts. The only thing that stops them acting on it is the fear of having to downgrade their lifestyles. No matter how much you think you're imaginary gf loves you, she will dump you for Chad in a New York minute if he earns more than you and shows an interest in her.
Acknowledge this and you might have a shot at a successful relationship. Ignore it and you'll die the virgin you are today, surrounded by jizz bottles and used hankies.

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>>41447249

Man you sound boring as fuck, go outside a bit more and might realize the world isn't quite as shit as your monitor makes it seem.

>>41447259
COPE
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>>41447259

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>>41447259
>analytical philosophy is bullshit, anon. Empiricism is a lie. Post-modernism leads to revelation. Zizek is based
>ignore biological imperatives. Reality is a social construct
>I can show you the world, shining, shimmering, splendid
>when did you last let your heart decide?

>>41447249
cmon man its too early in the day for this
its day in day out with this

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>>41447426
You're right bro. I'm going to the gym. Make today count.

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>>41446237
being able to name a variety of different muscle groups
confidence increases
altered body dismorphia
disgust for the fat and lazy
disgust for those who eat like shit

>>41446943
>>41447249
>Thread is about pros of being /fit/.
>/r9k/ incels come in with their projection and derail the thread with beta shit.

Every. Time. I don't even know why I still browse this shithole honestly.

>can wear some basic ass jeans and a black shirt and still look better than 99% of all /fa/ggots

>>41446943
*unseaths katana*
*teleports behind you*

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>>41447542
>back from gym
>Thread was about being /fit/ making your jizz taste sweet
>I added that eating pineapple also did this, and that it contains good enzymes
>Nerdvirgin decided he had to shitpost with tales of imaginary girlfriends all desperate to gargle his jizz
>I say what every bro who's put his actual penis inside an actual female knows just by reading this faggot's brony-tier wet-larp: that he'll die a virgin
>pic related, his actual xp of jizzing in girls mouths

Why *do* you browse this shithole, faggot, when you can't even recognize who the /r9k/fag is? He decided he wanted to shitpost. He got shitposted back.

>>41448270
*nothing personnel*

desu wa~

>>41448270
how many fedoras do you own?
serious question

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>>41448959
I don't require a fedora in order to deal with skidmark-tier edgebro's, edgebro. Any edge I bring to bear is a virtue of regular exercise and a good diet, and nothing else.
Faggot wants to shitpost me and claim he's had 8 gf's who all liked to lube their bronchials with his spunk, he's asking for it. Not like I can Rule 31 him, so all that's left is to respond to his pathetic attempt to shitpost with maximum counter-shitlordery.
For obvious reasons, this particular subject matter is triggering to a lot of skinnyfats lurking on /fit/, who feel obliged to come to the aid of their spiritual brother. I mean, if faggots can't larp about their fantasy sex lives on /fit/, what the fuck *can* they do? So they rose up and joined forces with one another - pic related - in an attempt to preserve the one thing that prevents them from an heroing themselves each day - the ability to live vicariously as sexually prolific Chad's on /fit/. And you felt compelled to join them...

How many fedoras do *you* own, faggot?

>>41446654
Go away tumblr

>>41446748

NO I don't socialize

>>41447380
>Came to find out how to make sweet smelling semen.
>OP, this anon^^, and anon replying to this anon, literally only anons staying on-topic and giving out useful tips.
>this anon includes humorous anecdote about gf swallowing pineapple-flavored semen
>cue invasion of fedora-wearing neet edgelords implying he's a faggot because they've all had dozens of 10/10 qt's who got 100% of their calorific intake from edgelord baby seed
>none of them actually post anything on-topic
>white knights join the thread to accuse pineapple bro of shitposting and derailing
>suggest pineapple bro wears a fedora
>pineapple bro out shitposts them all at every turn, including with this, frankly, God-tier effort that likely sailed over the heads of all of his challengers
>has already acknowledged he's shitposting several times, faggots keep coming back for more
>*still* got his daily workout in
This pineapple bro keeps BTFOing y'all, and y'all keep coming back for more, like you showed him or something. This is newfags vs. oldfag shitlording at its finest and I feel privileged to have witnessed it.