HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS GARBAGE?!?!?!?!

With your mouth

>>41443910
/thread

>>41443832
Made my mouth water seeing that pic. Fuck me that is raw food porn

>>41443832
raw

>>41443832
looks delicious tbqh

>>41443832
your grandma didn't raise you well son

>>41443832
Slice, dice and cook

Fucking plebs, I swear

Alright, so what veggies does /fit/ eat and how do you prefer to prepare them?

>>41443832
>Average American

Take it to a fat hate thread, it'll be funnier.

>>41444871
cockfruit with manjuice is the only thing you should eat

>>41444871
cucumber tomato onions celery green beans broccoli mostly
sometimes sweet potato

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>>41444871
All of them

60% Steamed
20% Boiled
15% Fried
5% Other

Almost everyone overcooks veg because they don't know how to season, how to cook and how to do taste profiles, all of which are important for veg. See: Thai/Vietnamese/Eastern cuisine

Not treating veg as the majority of diet is pretty much how I identify people who can't cook properly, even those fucking vegetarians and vegans who eat tons of processed carbs.

>>41444871
Grilled asparagus my dude or raw carrots

>>41444828
Faggot.

two easiest ways I've found:

1. Steam them and melt a piece of cheese over it or salt.

2. Put it in a fruit smoothie.


ez

Still eating for taste I see

>>41446007
>melt cheese over it
hiroshimoot should ip filter all burgers

steamed broccoli is great

i hate mushy veggies

>>41444871
All vegetables. My favorite is mixed veggies

>>41446034
>only burgers put melted cheese on steamed vegetables
Also whats wrong with cheese? Is this another vegan bait?

>>41446034
It's okay if you suck at tracking macros

>>41446034
>he's afraid of cheese
never gonna make it

Spotted the triggered burgers >>41446057 >>41446060 >>41446067

>>41446089
nice projection but no. If you cant explain why you think only burgers eat cheese then I have to assume you're a troll and a retard

>>41446100
melting cheese on things is literally a national ritual of the burger

>>41446117
Never heard of that but Im asian and its common here too. But whatever, I think you're hating too much on muricans

>>41446117
Specifically grilled cheese

>>41446057
Cheese is great but you don't need it on everything you eat burger.

>>41446160
I put it on my hubbies cock and it melts, you mad?

How do I steam rice? I got a steamer but my shit always comes out bland. What do I put in it? Salt, water?

>>41446100
I don't know of another nation where the cultural norm is to not tolerate, let alone appreciate, low fat low sodium meals for wwhat they are.

Salads dont need cheese, chips dont need cheese and burgers dont need cheese. Cheese belongs on pizza, toasted bread and on a wine side dish. Anything else is excessive.

hmm I have these crunchy fresh vegetables that taste great with just a pinch of salt and black pepper. I wonder if this would be even better if I.. MELTED FUCKING CHEESE ON IT

sounds great maybe you can even make them mushy enough so you don't need to chew and can just eat them with a spoon

fucling burgers

>>41446197
>using salt ever
Why do you hate your health?

>>41443832
>eating all those carbs

enjoy diabetes I guess

>>41446207
>not maintaining optimal sodium levels
>ever making it

>>41446181
I personally like to
>sautee rice in ghee together with cinnamon sticks, a few cloves and crushed cardemom pods (easy on the latter two)
>put this whole shebang in boiling water with salt and turmeric, then turn fire down to gentle boil
>cover with tight lid and let simmer until rice has absorbed all the water

You can throw some veggies in there as well. Classic Indian style would be slivered almonds (sautee with rice) and peas (add shortly before all water's gone), but I prefer cashews and mushrooms/paprika.

>>41445094
>not steaming/roasting 99%
>boiling anything
What the fuck is wrong with you.

>>41443832
> Garbage
The absolute state of the American ""((Human))''' being...

>>41445094
Allow Gordon to teach you
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf75I9LKhvg

oven roast or put it in a stir fry nigga

>>41443832
turn it all into mush, season it and eat it with a spoon
easiest way to get your daily vits

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>>41444871

I'm on a bit of a broccoli kick lately

>>41445119
This