Sipps fucking suck(s?)

>>41442976
It's a meme u fucktard xD ! XD

>>41442976
just drink water and end a workout with whey.

if you need a boost argenine suppliments are easy and safe.

>>41442976
it's literally one (1) man forcing the meme

>>41442976

>buying into a meme

>>41442976
prob monster marketers going after a niche group. I dunno why the fuck anyone would drink this in consideration of their fitness.

>>41442976
i fell for it too buddy, its gonna be fine.

i took one sip of that garbage and its still sitting there completely full. the monster marketers know what they are doing.

>>41442976
its fucking good u faggot. kys

>>41442976
You just bought the wrong flavor for your tastes, buy more cans goy

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>>41442976
le trolled epically

>>41442976
It's all advertising.
I used to kind of like the coffee-flavored monsters when I'm hiking and just want to buy something with a bunch of caffeine from a gas station. But ever since this bullshit started I'm never buying one again because it'll mean the advertising worked on me and I hate losing.

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>>41443281
this
webm related.
it's monster's market evaluation and advertising strategy.

they are trying to push monster as a healthy workout drink so that athletes will buy it.

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>>41443925
It says to have a presence on video streaming sites and names them, never mentions anything else as far as internet presence.

At some point you just have to accept sip induced autism for what it is.

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>>41444005
>Desired Target Audience:
>Everyday students, workers and athletes...

it doesn't need to mention spamming shit on 4chan.
you can hire filthy pajeets to do that.

>>41442976
OP here. I only bought one can. So happy I didn't fall for it too hard. Still $2 down the drain though

>>41444048
make sure you eat something while you drink that garbage or your heart will start racing and you'll feel all jittery.

>>41442976
Lol you bought the wrong flavor. Gj on buying the watered down piss flavor.

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>>41444005
>I <3 cheese cock

Excuse me?

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not taking in any sips
>sips for bitch's
>not making it
>sips4dips

>>41442976
SIPP UNTIL YOUR HEART BURSTSᵀᴹ

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>>41442976
I'm so mad I fell for the bullshit marketing too.
SIPS A SHIT

>>41445593
PUSSH YOUR CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM BEYOND ITS LIMITSᵀᴹ

>>41445388
honestly the people who drink this, answer this.

WHY? It tastes so synthetic, like a fake taste that shouldnt exist.

>>41443925
>primary competitors
Who the fuck drinks this garbage? Haven't even heard of amp energy and rockstar