How does one become Chad?

Drive a manual

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/nofap
/noporn
/8hoursleep
/coldshower

cant be done. you are born chad

not posting here

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>>41441325
>be born
>wait till 20 years old
>check if chad
>if not commit suicide
>no proof that reincarnation isnt real
>no proof that it is real
>50/50 chance of being reincarnated as chad or stacy
>repeat until chad or stacy

>>41441340

why is his dick so small

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OP.

You need the Face, Height, Frame and Status to become a Chad.

Face - You need to have a classically handsome 7/10 + face, low bodyfat %, prominent and chiseled lower jaw, strong jaw, strong chin, non receding hairline, browridge/eye depth, great eye area (no bug eyes, but hooded slit like eyes or pretty eyes), lush and thick dark eyebrows, and good coloring of face (tan skin, brown hair, blonde hair blue eyes or brown eyes ), harmonious symmetrical facial features

Height - You need to be 6 foot or above (minimum) or maybe even 5 10 or higher

Frame - You need the frame, the broad shoulders to become a chad, big shoulder to waist ratio, amazing genetic insertions for prime muscle building

Status- you need to be well known among your social circles, you have tons of succesful chad and stacy friends, you get invited to parties on the daily, popular, play a sport like lacrosse, football or baseball and be good at it


Style - wear whatever the fuck you want, usually chads wear athleticl gear (athletic shorts joggers, and a shirt), frat clothing (shorts, tanktops, frat stuff) or instagram fashion style (like nick batemen)

Well, id say lift to at least ottermode, maintain a low body fat percentage to bring out your jawline and sharper features, get a nice haircut, get /fa/shionable, and i guarantee you'll be way more confident in yourself and your chances will already be tremendously higher idk how to get to chad mode without being born lucky but doing this will definitely help you out

>>41441430

Chads usually have haircuts that compliment their face. Usually they keep it short. longer on top, shorter on sides (side part, undercuts, pompadour, whatever looks good). Sometimes, they rock the lacrosse flows (medium length long hair) but shorter hair looks better on their faces.

Buzzcuts are not really chaddish, but is more of a black chad thing (Tyrone, Jamal).

>>41441361
/thread

Except you'll see it before 20 Tbh, once incel always incel

>>41441477

the guy above u already wrote a guide to become chad.

and what is your definiton of ottermode? the/fa/ seems to obssessed with that type of body, even though they can't really pin down what it is.

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>>41441430

Forgot to add this to the FACE category, but Chads usually have thick necks that frame their jaws.

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>>41441493
You just need to be low body fat with defined abs so do a lot of core work if your arms are super small maybe do pushups or benchpress until you have some thickness. Id say pic related is bottom line ottermode.

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>>41441791

That's way too fucking skinny to be bottom line ottermode. I'm pretty sure bottom line ottermode is brad pit.

> no frame

He doesn't have broad shoulders or a V Taper. And looks like a skinny 12 year old. I don't even think that is ottermode, more like thinspo mode.

He has a tiny frame, tiny skeleton, small wrists, no v taper, pencil neck, and the body only appeals to Jailbait (13 year olds).


Chad is more like pic related, the guy on the right.

>>41441340
cold showers is a meme and pretty much gives you no real benefits.

prove me wrong.

>>41441361
>no proof that reincarnation isn't real
It's not in The Bible

>>41441362
because only men care about it

>>41441504
Yea thick neck is essential

>>41441340
Forgot water fasting

>>41441340
also /noalcohol

>>41441837
That guy looks really good no homo

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What if Chad is really depressed?

>>41442367
he's still Chad.

What if youre in some semi-Chad zone? I feel like Im between the Chad/Beta looks

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>>41441325
Thad

>>41442440
No

What are the requirements to be a Stacy?

>>41442440
i would hang out with this guy

>>41442440
Dima/10

>>41442507
Vagina and tits

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>>41442558
I have vagina and tits and don't feel like a Stacy

>>41441340
Yep, I'm sure every Chad does all of those things

Fag

>>41442507
Be valued by Chad as more than a mere sexual object (but also as a sexual object).

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>>41442507
>>41442581

>>41441362
this:
>/cold shower

>>41441885
you know its not but your cognitive dissonance convinces you nah bro don't bother its a meme.

you don't have to be a scientist to know that waking up in the morning and being cold as fuck for 2-3 minutes greatly increases your heart rate and blood flow which is what most of the benefits like increased alertness are from.

but no, it's 'a meme'. no, you're just a lazy fucking faggot who convinces yourself that doing things that suck don't bring you benefits and taking warm 10 minute showers like a woman is the same thing as a man's shower

>>41442673
If you need showers to be alerted then you're not gonna make it.

>>41442715
>implying people don't wake up and still feel groggy after getting dressed.

great rebuttle champ. Like a real man who made it, I wake up and am in and out of the bathroom in about a total of 5 minutes and as wake as can be no cup of coffee

but nah you're right cold showers are a meme

>>41442744
>>41442673
This is like that fucking retard that was gonna sleep in his truck because that's what entrepreneurs do.

>>41442758
if he takes the 'first one in last one out' and 'anything it takes to succeed' attitude to full lengths he WILL make it, even if he does unnecessary things along the way.

Everyone wants to get in shape but everyone is looking for the diet where you can eat whatever the fuck you want and still lose weight or the workout plan you can do the least possible and still gain muscle. If you just do things that suck with a goal in mind, they'll almost always pay dividends

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>>41442787
You're wasting your time on insignificant things.

>>41441430

this is actually the correct answer.

you can't be a chad and not be handsome (born with it) 6 foot+ (born with it) and have a good frame (born with it).

hence, you need to be born as a chad.

this is a 'don't pass go' kinda thing

if you cant meet those benchmarks you can't even attempt to make yourself a chad.

>>41442440

looks lil bit too faggy to be chad.

more like gay male model

>>41442581
>>41442507

If you are a white girl. Be /fit/, get a tan, dye your hair blonde, and have a bunch of friends that are stacies as well

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>>41442929
>dye your hair blonde
Don't.

Natty or no deal.

>>41442939

I live in the southeastern US, and 50 percent of stacies dye their hair blonde. And like 90 percent of them suntans

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>>41442970
nah those are basic beckies. stacies do stacy, trendsetters never got caught doing what 50% of other hoes are doing

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>>41442939

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Have an alpha father and therefore the following genetics
>tall (6'2 and up)
>thick wrists, neck, dick
>wide shoulders, narrow hips, long legs and arms
>thick hair
>great jawline, great teeth, good skin, Straight nose, good facial symmetry
>all these things which indicate great health, ideal hormonal profile and over all good genetics

>>41441345

This. You either got it or you don`t.

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>>41441430
>lacrosse
opinion discarded

>>41443087
>nothing about IQ

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Maybe you can't become a chad but you can always improve how attractive you are to women. Telling yourself that you will never achieve greatness and allowing yourself to stagnate in progress is weakness.

>>41443087
>blonde
>"man"
Not gonna make it

>>41441325
no one who is aware of the concept of "chad" will ever be chad

>>41443166
Nigga plz

>>41443006
I-I drive a BMW

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>>41441325
Applications for chad status will be denied without a bachelor's degree and 3 years of work experience with at least one promotion.

Until then, the best you can be is Brad.

>>41443138

Everything else is right, though.

>>41443138

not the poster but i play lacrosse professionally.

its pretty fun, make some spare change on the side and get to travel to some cool places for free on the weekends, its obviously not football/basketball/baseball/hockey money, but it is an extra 20-30k in my pocket to play something i enjoy on the weekends a couple months of the year.

can one become a pseudo-chad if one wasnt born with it?
basically being better than all the non-chads but not better than the true chads

>>41441361
>wait till 20 years old

hol up
you know if you chad at 12-15
no need to wait 20 years to run reincarnation game

Grooming and style is a huge part

Get that sorted and people will be more willing to overlook your glaring flaws

>>41442440
More like 2 years from being a gunther
>Severe balding at temporal points
> long and combed back tuft of hair to cover receeding frontal hairline
>wirey and greying side hair
> ugly t zone
>shit tier freckled skin

>>41441361
That's not how reincarnation works. Every time you kill yourself you come back with worse stats than before as punishment

>>41441340

How do I get 8 hours of sleep, I consistently get 6 hours tops, cant seem to force myself any longer than that

>>41443505
Fellow laxbro here,
What team you play for?

>>41442440
nope

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>>41441325
be born with good genetics to parents who raise you well

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>>41443614
>just be well groomed and fashionable bro

>>41441325
SS + GOMAD

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>>41441325
We really need to do some infantile hypnosis like they do in A Brave New World

then all you fags will be happy with your lot in life and never want more than you have

besides according to pic related most of you aren't even classified as beta, you're actually gamma

>>41441430
I'm failing in status part. Life fucked me pretty bad...

>>41441325
Nah this looks more like a Brad.

He just looks like a bro with interesting hobbies, close friend of Chad but it doesn't mean he won't play some melee with Eugene sometimes. Has the potential to slay but prefers to stick with one girl, quality over quantity.

>>41441340
>/coldshower
I'm from Russia and everyone knows here that cold showers and cold baths are unhealthy. The real benefits you can get only from contrast showers and banya.

>>41445478
Who's eugene

>>41445735
How are they unhealthy? Anyone care to elaborate?

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>>41445791

ive heard if you arent born into it you can always run phenibut for the rest of your life

>>41443006
The telephone... why is this so accurate.

>>41445321
SKULLMOGGED

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>>41441325
Get /fit/, grow beard

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>>41443006
why is that bitch wearing roman soldier sanda-boots

>>41442440
wilson form house/10

>>41443293
what if it took me an extra semester but i majored in bio. Can i still be chad?

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>>41441340
>mfw I was listening to base god while browsing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r33Mcq-Lc70

>>41441325
>pic says nick.jpg
It's not fucking Chad you faggot

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>>41446906
this
Nick Squintman is far from being a Chad

>>41441325
You need to have IQ below 130 to even start with, but after that point idk what you will need in order to reach the objective state

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>>41441325
just be yourself

Be Chad already
/thread

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>>41441961
What did Dr Grup mean by this?

>>41442970

>tfw you hair is naturally golden blonde and you walk around looking at all the Staceys with their fucked up chemical-looking blond hair

gg western civilization
all I wanted was a blond qt with whom to pass on my blond genes

>>41445478
Brad is the Alpha+ desu family man

>>41441325
Wud bust the biggest nut in this guy

>>41443087
>long legs
That's feminine

>>41441325
>How does one become Chad
1. Stop lifting
2. Do a real sport

>>41447344
Cope, Chad intellectualmogs any STEMcel cuckold despite playing video games all day and only showing up in the last 15 minutes for the final exam

>>41441430
>baseball
>sport
so you're american then. i'll just disregard whatever it is you're trying to say.

>>41448269
short torso is feminine

having long legs and long torso is masculine

>>41441325
kill yourself and reroll your character, hope you get better stats/lineage

>>41441340
you honestly think chad does ANY of this?

>>41446552
fucking kek

>>41448282
like doing ur mother
how dare you insult my lifting hobby

T R I G G E R E D

>>41443164
this anon knows whats up

>>41448282
You aware what you just said to me brah, you even lift? I'll have you know i finished top of my gym in squats, and i've been involved in numerous secret negs on mods, and i have Bout' tree fiddy then it hit me... I was psyklops. I am trained in mirin and I'm the top alpha in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another beta. I will wipe you you the fuck out, I've got 18 inch arms cut like diamonds, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am jumping on my mod account and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your reps. You’re fucking dead, brah. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can deadlift you for a clean set of 10 in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in bert stares, but I have access to the entire document of copypastas and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the forum, you FA virgin. If only you were aware what heavenly blessed beautiful retribution your little “Since when was /fit/ ever about fitness?” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you cheeky kunt. I will rape u if i get the chance and you will drown in it. Your eyes are too far apart, jakes on you faggot.

>>41441325
You become chad when you let go of your lust to be chad, when you are chad without even realising it, that is when you have truly made it

>>41448901
Doesn't fap because bitches are on his dick all the time
Doesn't do porn because when bitches aren't on his dick he watches as Stacy and Katie kiss on a party.
8 hours sleep because why the fuck not
Cold showers - yeah that one he probable doesn't do

>>41441325
Does anyone have that picture of the 1960s Chad? He's wearing white collar attire sitting in a chair with his wife sitting on his lap and he's got a glass of whisky in one hand and a smirk on his face.

>>41441325
josef joestar?

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>>41442440

>>41448890
If you have relatively long legs you must necessarily have a short torso.

Ideally it should be roughly 50/50.

>>41441325

One does not simply 'walk into Chad'!

>>41442298
Because thats a slayer, they mog chads

>>41443006
>tfw i thought i fucked stacy
>tfw it was actually just a beckie

>>41448890
what if long torso and short legs?
>inb4 manlet

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>>41441430
Tfw super skrull is chad

>>41449359
Can you please kill yourself and take this autistic meme with you?

>>41441885
You're a beta pussy fuck, prove me wrong faggot