Met Trump at gym

Kek
That 3pl8 was his warm up set

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>>41425914
FROINALD BLYMPH

>>41425914
>Be at Planet Fitness in Dallas
>George W. Bush and his detail walk into the gym
>Basic pat down, etc
>He runs on the treadmill for 5 mins, goes over to weight area and uses the machines for 30 minutes
>In between sets he turns to me and says "it's good to isolate your gains" and shows me Instagram memes
>Attempts a deadlift (95 lbs), form is way off and he drops the weights
>The lunk alarm goes off, and he just gives this dopey half-smile, shrugs, and walks out of the gym

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>>41425914

>>41426002
>wh*te """people"""

>>41426010
stay made mexicant negroid

>>41426019
oh i will stay made my friend

>>41426002
I like the wall cake

>>41426026
no u

>Oct 2016
>Be girl at gym, lifting barbells
>All the sudden, the intercom announces "ATTENTION: ALL MEN HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LEAVE THE PREMISE. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE."
>The men in the weight room are confused, but then shrug and most of them finish their sets and walk out
>10 minutes later, it's just a me and a couple other girls at the gym
>Hillary Clinton and the secret service walk into the gym
>The secret service practically molest the four of us girls at the gym
>Then Hillary asks me if I can spot her doing bench
>She lifts the bar, does one rep, and then struggles and almost drops it on herself
>She says "Phew, thanks for that! So can I count on you to vote for me in November this election?"
>I shrug and say sure
>She gives a fake smile and walks out of the gym

>>41426035
kek
>>41425993
kek also

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Tump actually believes that exercise is bad for your body

obama on the other hand does this shit...

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>tfw the gym communists redistribute all the weights equally to all attendees, even the ones just using the treadmill

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>>41426667
>tfw the gym commies kill the biggest guys in the gym and eat them to redistribute their gains

those fucking kulak bodybuilders didn't earn those gains anyway, they stole them from the proletariat

>curling in the squat rack
>a dirty hippy steps up onto the diddly pad
>megaphone in hand, he asks everyone to line up for hand outs
>Bernie Sanders enters the room in an old track and field uniform
>proceeds to hand everyone a couple slices of bread and cheese
>goes from rack to rack
>equally distributing weights onto every bar
>says we all need to make the same gains in order to find happiness
>his staff then set up a table and 3 course dinner while he lounges in a
recliner in the dance studio room
>we make gains for those who can't

>>41426640
I have a minor collection of secret service fitness shit from the early naughties on a hard drive somewhere, and it's all this kind of shit.

It's not really more retarded than burpees, so it's really put me off ever doing burpees ever again.

>>41426724
>hes not posting from the gym gulag
I mean it sucks obviously, but im getting so wiry from all this pickaxe movement and paleo turnip based diet

>>41425981
this looks like a cyberpunk fps game cover

>>41426002
>same butthurt asian posting same pic
How does it feel to have an ass fractured that much?

>trump only takes 2 scoops

WTF CMON GODDAMMIT

>be supplement salesman in gym
>heavy smell of guacamole fills the room
>lool at the main entrance, nobodies there
>hear cracking noises
>suddenly a miniature turtle figures start dropping from vent on the ceiling
>hear loud 'YEEEB EXCL-' before i see a pile of mess falling from the ceiling
>look closely it's jeb
>he looks around, advances towards me and asks for pre workouts to be high energy
>pays in pennies, short of money, leaves his favorite red turtle, 3x4 picture of some mexican goblin lady and promises that his father will pay tomorrow
>storms out
bush senior has not payed yet

I laughed at all these greentexts

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>>41426002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYoHcExQjV4

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>>41428653
Top kek