/mirin/

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>omg you're so tall
>I love tall men
>etc

I've gotten waay more attention for being 6'4" than being /fit/. These days there's more guys that work out than ever, I think girls just expect it now.

Some dude in fairly decent condition was mirin my back today. Said I have 'solid back game', and remarked on my width. Then he started talking about how he's a natural ectomorph and all that so I tuned out.

He was still easily out of DYEL levels though.

twinks are starting to eyeball me
and fat women
does this mean im finally becoming bear mode?

I work in the equipment room in the athletic center on campus. Old dude runs the place, played football in the day, 4 tours as a helicopter gunner in the USMC in Nam, pretty strong bad ass dude. Football went out of season and there wasn't much work awhile back, came back after a little (happened to coincide with my bulk, also worked different shifts than him mostly) and he told me I was looking bigger, I filled out a bit and he thought I looked better bulked up, then followed up with a "wish the football guys could manage that"
Felt breddy gud
>inb4 comment about football team not getting big
Our football team is literally dog shit

this guy on bus made eye contact with me
and girl at mcdonalds gave me so much icecream in my coffee my dick got hard

This thick girl orbits me whenever we're in the gym at the same time. She does her exercises, (leg raises in particular) in my plain sight, sneaks looks at me, the whole nine yards. I haven't made a move yet but it's so obvious.

>6'4 skelly doing SS
>warming up for diddy
>final set 240lbs
>old guy that looks like he's been workout out his whole life gives me a nod and raises his fist

The only mirin that counts.

>>41423179
Are those jeff seids nipples?

>>41423551
>nod and raises his fist

not
>nods and raises his hand, palm down

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My english is "zyzz is kill" level, but I Will try:
>in train, going home
>scrolling cel Phone for polictics news
>country is in turmoil
>ex-president could get in the jail
>cute stand in Front of me
>several place to sit
>she leans toward me, I can hear her breathing
>wtf? Proceed to reading more news
>she leans her head foward, all her hair falls in my cell screen
>wtf?
>this happening a lot through ride
>eventualy she drop in several station ahead
>later I ask a female friend what the hell happened
>she is full Angry with me,
>autism confirmed
>I Just want to read some news

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>>41423598

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>>41423598

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>>41423283
fuck off dude. stop reminding us about height, we, manlets and average guys, come to these threads to get motivation to improve ourselves, but we cant change our height

Anyone else getting uncomfortable from all these mires ?. I mean its good when it comes from that cute girl but from men and old people ? cmon ! You fucking plebs !

>>41423664
idc ill take w/e at this point

>>41423664
Best mires are mum/dad mires and old people mires, they're the most honest. They will tell you when youre skinny/fat and when you're fuarkin shredded.

>>41423635
>being this self-conscious about a fucking meme

>>41423598
haha

>>41423635
>this
being mired because you are tall is fucking pathetic, return when you actually achieve something

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>>41423701
>implying that tall guys dont get mired simply because of their height

>>41423598
Good story anon

>>41423839
>>41423283
>I've gotten waay more attention for being 6'4" than being /fit/
That makes perfect sense though. Being fit is largely due to effort, being tall is genetics. It's more important to have good inherent genetics than it is to have a possible capacity to use them.

>>41423598
Verrrr nise! Top prostitute in Turkmenistan

>>41423179
a girl said my nose was perfect

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>>41423550
god damn
i would do anything to get mires

>>41423691
>tfw mum says I'm skinny

>6'2 210 ~13-14% bf
>hanging out at friend's house
>playing some card game so my arms are bent like I'm flexing
>his sister walks in the room
>"Wow anon your arms got really big"
>can see how visibly uncomfortable my friend is right now
>she starts squeezing and caressing my arm
>I'm literally just ignoring her, trying to play the game
>she leaves
>comes back in a few minutes later asking if I can get a piece of lint off of her butt
>tell her to leave me alone

desu I would go for the smash if she didn't only do this stuff right in front of my friend.

>>41424119
This is exactly how women think

>>41423179
>at basshead show last night
>rolling balls shirt off having a great time with my m8 and some friends
>some random dude taps me on my shoulder
>'You bodybuild right? I work for LVFT"

another story from the same night

>still having a great time at the show
>another guy comes up to me and mistakes me for his friend
>"oh sorry bro i thought you were my friend. you look big like him so i thought he was you.

I'm 5'6 and 155 pounds I am not a big guy by any standard. are normies this impressed by 3 year gains level?
Or OR i just look like a flaming homo either one

>>41423839
She wants to climb him like a tree.

>>41424766
That's a beautiful frog anon, did you draw it yourself?

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I don't know if this counts but

>be skelly doing SL
>just finished my sets on the bench
>walk up to designated deadlift area
>swole pajeet staring at me as I struggle to unload bar to put my own weights on it
>load about 187lbs and stand infront of the bar
>hfw I lift the bar and do a solid 5 reps

Felt good despite the fact I still look like shit

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>>41426516
you don't even deadlift 2pl8s, there's men that deadlift that their first time at the gym, this is just sad, I remember when I was at your situation, felt good and bad to deadlift 2pl8s for the first time for one rep

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>>41426562
I'm only on my second month and to be honest I'm already struggling with certain lifts

I've been low test all my life due to being brought up in a poor family, now that I'm somewhat in a stable situation I'm trying to better myself little by little.
I know it's not a big accomplishment but I just thought I'd share it.

>>41426641
nah, good job brah, keep going

>>41426367
>5'6 and 155 pounds

They were fucking with you.

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>>41423179
>Work in pharmacy
>pretty jacked, leaning out (6ft around 185 lbs)
>Super tall guy, like 6'5 comes in
>has 1 swollen/thick eyelid because of allergies and with a big smile he asks if I got something for it
>Recommend some antihistamine eyedrops and give him some advice on his ailment
>the guy is smiling, looking at me with dilated pupils
>thanking me 3 times for the advice and says bye

Was a handsome guy too, well dressed and cleancut.

That and random mires from woman all ages ranging from 16 to 85. It's funny though I chat with them, sometimes "flirt" mostly just smiling and making jokes and casual conversation.

Really takes the tism out of you and the customers/patients appreciate it and leave with a smile.

>>41426762
Forgot to mention, they're eyes are always wandering, mostly to chest and arms.

>>41426762
Martin?

>>41423179
why is this so hot. anyone have any more

>>41426938
Steve?

>>41423598
Colombia?

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>>41426938
Nope.

>>41426762
Jarno?

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>>41427246
Wrong again, what country does Jarno live in?

>>41427038
john smith

>>41423635

Just start identifying as 6'3"

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>>41427372

>>41426367
> 5'6"
>Not a big guy

You're god damned right

>>41426375
She laughing internally.

>>41427372
>10/10
>has a ponny
Jesus..., what a perfect woman.

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>>41427491

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>>41427590
>10/10
the fuck are you talking about, you can't even see how big her breasts are. what if she's flat?

>>41423598
>autism confirmed
>I just want to read some news
Good keks anon

>>41424766
>TFW rare

>>41424919
Rip you F A M. But at least ur making it

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>>41427608
Now seriously what the fuck are YOU talking about? Have you seen this lady before?

>>41427608
What a great sport!

>>41427608
Her form is fucking terrible, what the fuck?
If you think this sad bitch is attractive, at least try and find one that can actually hit a backhand correctly

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>>41427822
if you're going to be gay on fit then at least stay in your containment thread, cbt

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>>41423598

>>41423598
olá amigo brasileiro fitcidadão

>>41423598
lmao nice

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>>41423283
This ALOT im not even fit.

Just started lifting.

>>41423598
well done

>tall
>get contacts, learn what to do with my hair and facial hair
>turns out I'm actually decently handsome
>start dressing myself in dope clothes that I like
>girls from highschool/uni start comin outta the woodwork liking and "miss u" and "haha omg" on dumb shit I post on normiebook
>I secretly love it
>addicted to female validation from girls I don't care about
>gf gets mad

fug

>>41429309

break up with your gf
fuck sluts
??
profit

>>41424919
Got a boner reading this. Is she legal?

>only post actual mires, not shit like a cashier being polite or a girl making eye contact with you
>>41423598


theres no hope this board is too autistic

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>last year
>I was 18 years old
>at a water park with 3 more friends
>they were also 18
>lifting for a year at the time and seeing some gains
>looking better than the average joe, but obv still dyel by /fit/ standards
>we get in to a big pool
>see 4 young girls are looking at us and giggling
>we start to play around at the pool doing dumb stuff like jumping and shit
>they start to do exactly the same as us and stare a lot and giggle
>we don't want anything to do with those girls because they're probably 12 years old
>even at that age they're already pretty slutty
>one of the girls flexes a 'cep looking at me and giggles
>they start swimming and showing their ass in the bikini
>one of them looks at me in the eye for a good 5 seconds and bites her lips
>they get closer and closer and I decide to ask how old they are
>they look at each other and all of them say they are 13 years old
>probably lying
>they ask how old we are
>we all say 18, one of the guys lie he is 16
>one of the girls says "no one has to know"
>they get away for some reason
>me and my friends just get out of the pool because we're not pedos
>I don't know how girls that age already have tits and butt, it's mind blowing

Probably the first time I was mired, what a weird experience

Just posted this on another thread

>went out to my friends 20th birthday house party in a tank top
>alot of people were there, wasnt much room to move
> guys trying to get past me would say things like "watch out big guy" or "you're too big man you take up too much space"
> One girl called me Mr. Muscles

>>41423572
That's because he killed nazis like any good American the time.

>>41423463
>icecream in my coffee
is this a thing?

>>41423598
>bad times ahead friend
>maybe no computer, maybe no internet
>i will return
have.. you returned??

>>41423283
Whats up with his nose? It's slanted an accident maybe?

>>41429591
sounds temping as fuck
good on you and your pals to not fall for it

>3 girls mired my teeth last night.
i get teeth mires regularly. anybody else got teeth mired around here?

>>41426367
>5'6
>Not a big guy

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>41429591
I probably would not have been able to resist the temptation. Maybe to avoid being judged by my friends, but shit, a clean, new, fresh, tight 13 yo pussy... That's a once in a lifetime chance tho.

I'm getting a boner just thinking about this and I'm 24

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>>41430013
>>41429591

>be at niece's birthday dinner tonight at some gimmicky restaurant with movie character servers
>after we eat, deadpool says to me "can you pass me those plates with those big strong arms of yours?"

t-thanks deadpool...

>>41423179
>finally get the balls to ask out a qt
>cold out so wearing layers
>date goes well, take her home, she invites me inside
>things get heavy, tells me to take off my shirt
>hear her say "holy shit" under her breath as i take off my shirt

Hearing that kind shocked admiration was such a turn on. Felt like a god, and fucker her like one.

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>>41423598

>>41431720
>fucker her like one
typer like one too

>>41431630
return to reddit....

>>41431851
keked at this harder than i should. Its time to go to bed

Am 6'1" my dudes. Am I tall enough to escape manlet tier?

>>41429634
Yeah because what a great place America has turned into since the Nazis fell, amirite?

>>41429682
crie evrytim

>>41423179
>send friend baseline pic of self before I start working out
>gay friend who I only know online says "wow anon i didnt know you were hot"
>"hehe t-thanks"
>he sends dick pic immediately

>>41423598
What did he mean by this?

>>41431851
Kekkles me sheckles

>>41426762
Dude 1 swolen eyelid is almost never allergies (would be both as wel as usually other symptoms) that's just viral conjunctivitis which will solve itself in a few days.

>>41426562
nobody deadlifts 2pl8 their first time you turbodyel

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>>41423598

Am I the only one that's noticing that 80% of mitin' stories are by kids(~18 y/o)?

No mirin' stories for 25-30 y/o people?

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>>41423283
>I think girls just expect it now

I have found this to be true and it infuriates me. Every fat ugly slut thinks they are entitled to some instagram model boyfriend even though they eat, smell and look like a dumpster.
"thin/fit shaming" by fat bitches is done out of spiteful disbelief and jealously that an attractive girl is pulling the good looking guys that fat fucks think they deserve.

>>41426516
>swole pajeet
Fake story

>>41433734
This is hilarious. You people are pretty much on the bottom of society: screeching, entitled manchilden whose regressive political beliefs are a desperate grab at holding on to a dated social order that protects inferior men.
Marriage and "traditional family values" are just ways of controlling women and forcing them to stay with you, because without them, you are completely undesirable. Sexual liberation just means women have their proper right to choose partners, and 4channers hate it and hate women because they don't get chosen. /pol/ is a safe space for precious, protected babies who can't accept that they can't compete in a globalised world.
The "nu-males" and "cucks" that people here laugh at are the ones having sex, socialising, succeeding. It has never been easier to be a superior male. 4chan is where the inferiors are left behind.

>>41423598
sides is kill

>>41429759
>Same front teeth as Spongebob
Not really, no.

>start dating qt who everyone thought was out of my league
>she still seems a bit hesitant
>clothes start coming off, remove shirt
>"oh wow" when she sees chest and abs
>already feeling pretty fkn great
>see some of her friends at a party, they've always disapproved of me
>one of them walks up to me
>"let's see this six pack I've heard about"

not even that /fit/ but doesn't take much to impress them

>>41426641
That's good progress m8, keep it up

>>41431851
kekd up my greek yogurt, thanks anon

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>>41429634
> implying the Americans were the good guys

26 years old good looking and decent shape. Been bartending since i turned 21 and mires on mires. Not for my physique but for my looks and personality. Its ezzzzzz

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>>41423179
I posted this in a previous mirin thread but figured I'd share again in case it helps some underage b& highschool student.

>16, junior year
>been lifting about a year
>school trip to NYC for Thanksgiving
>qt3.14 I sorta knew was there too
>whole group walking near central park
>cold
>qt3.14 packed crappy jacket
>say hey to her when I see her
>she smiles
>chat a sec, says she's cold in stupid jacket
>offer to link arms for warmth
>we do
>she notices my gainz
>practically feels up my arm the whole walk
>hang out after
>chat
>enjoy each others company
>get back home from trip
>ask qt3.14 out
>start dating
>awesome relationship
>comfy as fuark

>>41433932
>1+2016
>still subscribing to the idea of "good vs bad"

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>>41434108

>>41433981
no one mires a personality you sad fuck

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>>41423598

>>41423691
>mum sees old picture of me
>anon that looks like your brother
>little brother has been lifting since he was 17 or some shit, aesthetic as fuck
>I'm back to being fat because I never saw progress at the time
>my fucking face when 40kg later I can totally see the gains and the leanness I couldn't back then
Fucking kms, I'm going to have to do cardio for months just to shed this weight

>>41429309

a little dread game is healthy in a relationship

>>41429591
>>I don't know how girls that age already have tits and butt, it's mind blowing

Literally estrogen in the water, parents putting their kids on birth control after their first period to "be safe"

>>41433597
Im 27 and had two serious mires yesterday. I dont want to write about it as I had anxiety and didnt make a move on either. One girl was 20 and 9/10 and basically twerking in front of me smiling at me while I smiled back. I would punch myself for not gaming her hard but I had a genuine anxiety flareup all day (missed medication) so I just accept I couldn't do anything about it.

BTW i was wearing 2inch lifts in boots for the first time ever and got these huge mires. Somebody here posted about trying it. So I was 6'3 instead of 6'0. I definitely think it contributed as I hard hard mires from girls more attractive than usual.

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>>41434128
It gives them a sense of accomplisment to feel like they have earned mires through THEIR personality and their wit. When good things happen to you, you take responsibility for it. If bad things happen, you try to avoid said responsibility. Its natural to do so

Good looks are not an achievement itself. Being a witty, charismatic talker however is. So if you get compliments, it feels better to tell yourself that you have actually earned it

>>41423403
kek

>>41432970
I had my doubts too, but he insisted it was.

I told him if the antihistamine eyedrops didn´t work or if it got worse he should visite his physician.

>>41433932
Didn't you hear, they saved europe from being taken over by european. pfew, dodged a bullet there

>>41423283
>I think girls just expect it now.
You are either deluded, never go out, or spend 95% of your time in the gym if you think enough guys are /fit/ for it to become an expectation/a given.

>>41430013
kys

>>41434339
>all europeans are the same
>wanting to live under the tyranny of another nation
lmao Europe, and especially Germany, turned to shit because of Hitler's rise, not his downfall.

This qt from work who i never spoke to and always has a resting bitch face and looks annoyed locked eyes with me and smiled today. I was eating a banana and probably looked autistic for not smiling back

M-makin it

>>41434355
This is not the place for this discussion but nah, prior to filthy anglos meddling their noses in our business the continent was just fine under fascism.

>>41430013
i feel you man

>>41434355
>t. cuck

hitler saved the economy of germany

>>41430013
can confirm, they're slutty and tight as fuck. Any girl that wasn't slutty at 13 is either severely autistic or lying her ass off. Or she's into some kinky shit when she got older, like chokers and rape.

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>>41434108
> there are no truths, only opinions
> and at this moment I'm truly euphoric

>>41429309
What did you do with your hair? I always don't know what to do with it. Got that Seth Rogan hair. Pls help

>>41431902
sorry bro but youre a fucking midget

>>41434391
>t. short-termist socialist cuck

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>>41427608
>zero glow

she never smiles nor does she have a naturally happy/youthful face

disgusting

>a friend of family tries to sell snake tank
>brother tries to help by posting picture of tank in messenger group chat of his work collegaues
>has a new idea
>asks me to stand in front of tank
>takes picture, sends in group, types "im giving away my brother with it"
>first reply from female coworker:
>"well NOW its actually worth it!"
Even if she said it as a joke, i am willing to take it as a mire, im only vaguely fit by normie standards, but got a pretty decent face

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This happened 2 days ago

>going home from gym on bike, sleveless T
>guy and his girlfriend riding one of those large recreational motorcycles
>going about 1.5 times my speed, so relatively slow
>he kept eyeing me the total minute we were close to each other, mirin shoulders
>girl didnt even care

fuck

>>41433768
this
all the /pol/tards here have very obvious never left their basements

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>>41433981
>personality

>>41423551
oldguy mires truly are the best and only mires

>>41433878
>put your balls just above your underwear
>pull up your shirt
>everyone's now staring at your balls
profit

>>41434541
you should've also posted your python

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>>41434863
>>41435106
Why are you so obsessed with genitals, anon?

>>41431902
youre not tall but not a manlet either. Sweet average spot

>>41431902
It's a decent height man, you're taller than 75% of girls

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>>41426641
Good luck man and keep lifting! Were all gonna make it!

>>41426641

Keep it up, we're all going to make it.

>>41436675
Damn, wish I had a head size of my torso to make a squat that godly possible.

>>41435890
taller than like 80%+ of men so how does that work lol

>>41436890
avg girl is 5'10 nowadays

>>41427169
Damn that pic is great, source?

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Guess I got one for ya:

>Friday night, going down the local street passing clubs n shit with my friendo skelly boy pinoy
>wearing a t-shirt a size too small because fuckit finally got that summer-shred
>Drunks all over
>Not really paying attention to the ho's, just chatting with my asian friendo
>3 chicks suddenly come over
>"c-can we ta-take a picture with ya?"
>Don't really think much of it
>We pose with 2 of the chicks while the 3rd one takes pic for snapchat
>suddenly chick I'm standing with grabs me bollocks
>"OI SLAG WHA YA ON BOUT"
>Hit her with the 'ole 1945
>"Bruv you shouldn't hit birds man"
>Pinoy boy looks shocked but scared
>Cuntstable rounds the corner and sees the chick holding her head
>"OI"
>"OI"
>Philipino-bro yells to me
>"FUCKIN BAG IT BRUV"

Still no clue why we took shrooms or why we were talking with british accents. We speak perfectly fine Danish.

10/10 would eat psychadelics and flee the police in a drunken fit again

>>41436890
>manlets are this delusional

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>>41423598
>>41437098

>>41433404
I did and I'm a turbo manlet, get gud

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>>41437098
>>41423598

>>41423179
>thumbnail looks like his cock is hard and showing
>click on picture
>it's her thumb
Hopes and desires deleted.

This happened yesterday, i am so happy man
> 29
> 6'0, I'd say im a 4/10
> out with a younger male friend and his bro, 24 and 20
> 20 yr old is a virgin, so me and his older brother are clowning him while at a chipotle
> used to be 250lbs 30+% the last time thess dudes saw me, 2015 summer. I had been this size for 7 years
> currently 190 lbs 14% so its a big surprise for them and they are congratulating me and jokingly saying shit like calling me Cap America, or Arnie Jr during conversation
> feels really good, both brothers played wrestling in school so they were always fit

Idk it seems simple but i have been running into old work friends and other old acquaintances and they always look shocked and impressed, really feels good. Maybe i should fly back home and fuck some of the old hot bitches I went to school with

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>>41429687
That's not accident, he's a pro rugby player

>>41423179
>See high school qt I used to be really caught up over in the gym
>Feels my arm and giggle
>"Wow, anon you're massive"
>I just say thanks and walk off

At one time I would have literally done anything for that, probably one of the reasons I started lifting was to impress her. And then I end up impressing her and I feel nothing.

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>>41437795
Christ it even got worse in that picture. Hopefully he gets it fixed after his rugby career, it must be hard to breathe through it too.

I was at a house party yesterday and a girl slapped my ass. I suppose it counts... I am an autist and had no response so I did nothing

>>41438251
a fat chick did this to me at a club once
i'm ugly as fuck
it means nothing

>>41438317
Still m..makin it tho

>>41433768
Yet here you are

>>41433404
I deadlifted 3pl8 for 1 rep my first day I stepped in the gym senpai

>used to try to fuck this 10/10 when I was 300 lbs
>Obv too beta
>FF 2 years
>250 and ripped
> start going to a new gym
> she works there
> ohshitshamalamadingdongnigga.jpeg
> "wow anon! You look great!"
> Smiles and mires me when I go in and tries to strike up convo
> seems like she follows me around the gym when she cleans
> Running on treadmill when she pokes me and says "Wow anon I really like your tattoo"
>not really mirin materiel just scared the fuck outta me at 11 mph.

>>41439034
>250 "ripped" in 2 years
Post your ripped bod

>>41439034
>>41439053
this

>>41437973
>no y-you too
Missed chance

>>41439053
Not necessarily ripped but im proud of it.
Defined chest
4 pack, workin on my lower half.
Very proud considering I was 300+ pounds

>>41439107
height?

>>41439125
6'2

>>41431720
nice
>>41431851
kek

>>41439107
>>41439034
what you are saying might be true, but to be at 250 pounds and "ripped" is very fucking difficult. Like Arnold was 253 at top and he was shredded, but to get to that point he had to roid, and be a pro bodybuilder. And even then it took him more than 2 two years, and he started off with great genetics and athletic.

>>41439217
My issue was in highschool
I was just like "Hurr durr lift weight lose weight" so I accidentally went on a clean bulk for a long time.
Once I got out I started dieting and cardio etc with proper protein and I dropped a bunch of fat. I pretty did everything ass backwards and I was misguided.
When I say two years that was once I got out of highschool.

>>41423598
When is lula gonna jail

>>41427372
Putting mobil 87 into an old mustang? The fuck do you think this is m8? Are you trying to throw a rod?

>>41429682
Fuck, that one was sad

>>41437973

sensual desire is ultimately unsatisfactory. all of life is dukkha.

>>41423598
I'm sorry for your autism
would have said something like 'excuse me can you please step a bit back, your hair is disturbing'
it isn't that hard, try it next time

>>41433878
>let's see this six pack I've heard about
I hope you killed her if she had seen your gains
gf is okay but anyone else NO
YOU HAVE TO HIDER YOUR GAINZ

>>41427590
>ponny
are you retarded? the trunk is literally embossed with "mustang"

>>41441606
probably meant "pony" moron

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>>41437098

>late night Friday, socks pulled up to knees because I'm diddlying
>they have little gingerbread men on them
>some random gril (never seen her before) tells me she really likes my socks
>t-thanks
>warming up with 2pl8
>she tells me to use a belt or something, or I'll hurt my back (>implying)
>whatever
>catch her miring when pulling slightly over 3pl8

>today
>see her again
>"hey nice socks" (today they had donuts on them)
>huge smile, like she genuinely likes them, and isn't just making fun of me

i already hate the cunt though, she doesn't rerack her shit, and that makes me angry

>>41441975
you wear some gay ass socks bro

>>41442116
y-you too...

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>visit China
>walk around with a face mask the whole time because it's smoggy as fuck
>mountains of chinese girls kept eyeing me off, even though they couldn't see my muscles (winter) or my face (covered by mask)

>>41437653
grats man.. that sounds great

>hanging out with people from work friday night
>qt is drunker than i've normally seen her
>talking to her, leaned in a bit close
>she's feeling my arm
>"ooo it's so hard"

i'm super dyel mode, but thanks?....

>>41433404
Wut? I did 385 for reps the first time I went to the gym senpai. You're just low test or have shit genes

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>>41423598

>>41433768
why does this read like pasta

>>41442649
they want that all american beef

>>41441615
realized this seconds after posting, but oh well i guess I'm a moron

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>>41423179
Is there porn that's like OP's pic and how do I find it

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>>41426367
>5'6 and 155 pounds

>>41424919
Rip.

>>41429597
Cringed hard desu

>>41431851
Lel

>>41433878
nice

>>41441975
Kek

>i already hate the cunt though, she doesn't rerack her shit, and that makes me angry.

Way to call her out man.

>>41430013
i met my current gf when she was 15. i was 24 at the time.

ah, to be young again...

>>41427608
That looks painful.

>>41423403

>That fucking landwhale that thinks she even has a chance with you.
>The one who would literally sink a boat if you manned the harpoons.

I fucking hate living in America sometime.

>>41431720
Pic of body?

>>41437098
Kek

>>41439133
6'2" 300lbs to 250 in 2 years with visible 4 pack?

Bullshit post body

>>41444116
Why don't you just tell her to fuck right off? Worst she can do is run at you like a ginormous bowling ball.

>>41441975
Your socks sound sick t b h

>>41442649
Tell me about anon
Why does he wear the mask?

>>41439034
>250 and ripped
Are you 6'6"+ and/or have spent the past 2 years blasting grams of gear every week and 10s of IUs of HGH every day?

>>41423598

Is this the Spinny reblast on clit guy?

Who got that screencap?

>>41436863
>tfw the guy who works out at the library is a much better squatter than you will ever be

>>41423179
>2005
>been working out 2 years
>been hitting forearms and grip a lot lately
>leaning out
>wearing long sleeves cuz chilly
>go to wash my hands in public bathroom
>roll up sleeves to elbows
>kid at sink next to me looks over at forearms
>"Jesus!"
>kekd

>>41433926
you're eating plain right?

>>41444116
It's not so bad. I have a couple fat women friend-zoned, they buy me drinks and help me with stuff around my house or transporting things (one has a huge SUV).

>>41434033
quit lying on the net dude
:(

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>leaving a friend's birthday party
>get to the subway
>little Indian/Arab guy (think 5'0) starts chatting me up
>asks me if I lift
>laugh it off and say yea
>feels my bicep and chest
>"oh wow what did you do to get these"
>explain my routine he immediately looks bored
>He asks me if I'm gay
>it immediately kicks in that he's flirting with me. I would have known earlier if it wasn't for my drunk/easy going ness/autism
>He asks me if I have a big cock
>get on the train
>lol arabtwink stays near me the entire time hitting on me
>tell him I'm not single, show him a pic of bae
>"oh would you be interested in a threeway, besides you could totally put your cock to better use on me"
>tell him I'm monogamous
>get off at my subway station, guy looks crushed
>get to my apartment and significant otter is fast asleep
>slide into bed while my Filipino musclebear boyfriend uses me as his teddybear
>I'm going to propose to him in october

>>41434400
don't let it be long, even if you have curly fat jew hair, it should straighten out at low length, cut it, it will never look good long

>>41446509
You faggots best not be trying for kids, dont need any more assbabies brought into the world

>>41432152
Yeah America is pretty fucking awesome.

>>41446541
Invitro and surrogates don't appeal to us.
We'll probably adopt.

Doesn't mean we won't have excessive amounts of nonohomosex "trying".

>>41423179
>ran out of generic grey/white/navy t shirts
>have to wear a shirt
>its dark and tight as fuck
>walking through city and get absolutely eye fucked by twinks
God fucking dammit why cant I get female mires

>>41446665
You don't have the FACE.

>on work trip
>go to bar near my hotel
>girl invites me to sit with her and her friends
>tells me they all think i'm attractive
>really chatty, touchy and feely with me
>too autismo to handle this
>go to hotel alone
>she tells me to come back tomorrow
>say "ok"
>decide I'll be more mentally prepared the next day
>end up jetlagged and fall asleep at 8PM the next day
>go the day after
>someone at the bar tells me original girl was looking for me

My life would be very different if I had any social skills.

>>41429682
I hope he's still alive. Sad as fuq story that was.

>>41437098
what the fuck am i reading

>>41433404
if you're over 65kg bw you can deadlift 2pl8 untrained easy.

>>41437098
Hmmmm, I see

>>41444499
Checked

>>41423598
Seu arrombado

>>41447058
Not true for me, I started on 1 plate x5 at around 68kg... Now am on 2plate x5 at 70

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>>41446509
good luck you big homo galoot