Friday Night /fit/ Feels

>>41418262
UFC 211 Tomorrow Bitches!!!

I'm working a lot on a construction site. My mom said she bought razor blades to kill herself, told me last night (lol), should I party tonight or workout and not drink. Or workout and drink. Or workout and party. Or workout and party and drink. Also I have a cyst behind my ear and its fucking disgusting. I'll probably borrow my mom's razors when she's done with them. Take a swig for me OP

im broke and bored

makes me wanna kill myself

>>41418262
Just got accepted as a tenant in a house with my gf, current roommate and two qt lesbian friends. Finally gonna live in a house with a yard for the first time in six years. Fucking stoked. Also enrolling in nursing school, taking the entrance exam on Thursday. Things are going breddy gud, bros.

>>41418288
im rich and bored

makes me wanna kill myself

Quit drinking, drugs, partying to take my /fit/ to the next level. Bored refreshing social media, /fit/ YouTube till it's time to go to bed. Been doing this for months. Saved money, feel and look great. Bordom is killing me, but better that than my old ways

>>41418328
I'm upper middle class and bored

I don't want to kill myself

>>41418262
Finished the semester with a 3.82 overall. My goal was to get at least one 100% on a chemistry exam, and I got it on my orgo II final. Got a paid research position at my university, but it only pays $9/hr. But getting a paid one is hard, and I have no experience, so that's cool.

On the other hand, my girlfriend and I have been fighting for the majority of the past month. And I think we're going to break up. I kind of want to, but I don't know how to do it.

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Got dumped about an hour ago

god i want to die

>>41418433
Great stats. That research position is going to help you in the long run, paid or not.

Break up with her. College is meant for dating a lot of other girls.

Looking up for ya my man.

>>41418539
meh, look for another dude. Its easy to forget once you find someone else, trust me

>>41418420
I'm middle class fired from job and bored.

I semi want to kill myself

>>41418262
I have a new bong and a 50 bag of some nice bud. Im having a grand ol lonely time. Who else /weed/ here?

>>41418539
>waaah muh relationship

how are people not figuring out that single life is god-tier?

>>41418262
I want to die

>>41418539
That seems incredibly reasonable honestly. Try move on man, single life is fun as fuck if you make it. Don't rely on hoes for your fun.

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>>41418539

>You're a very interesting boy though

>you should be available for the guy that just absolutely worships the ground you stand on


You got gay dumped nigga

>>41418578
This
Casual relationship > serious relationship
You'll be not as broken when it ends
Of course the single life is god tier

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>>41418539
>very interesting boy
>boy

>>41418578

Relationships can be god tier for a while but they end up being shit 90% of the time.

>>41418600

I think its a guy talking to another guy

>>41418617
>I think its a guy talking to another guy
Oh shit I think you might be right

Haven't been feeling all that great. I basically maintain my weight after losing a fair bit. But have been trying to get more active. I feel like the past month of eating habits returning and general laziness is wrecking my progress. I need to make goals but im terrified of how far im behind at 22. I'm getting a haircut tomorrow which I'm looking forward to since I'm in need of one.

>>41418262

Couldn't get my workout in this morning, getting ready to go do it now. Wondering if I should also do my leg day stuff too, since I missed it earlier. This week has been fucking terrible, but at least my home gym is finally set up.

I'm 6'4, not jacked but fit. Good looking and handsome. I went out last night to a bar, called O'malleys, downtown santa barbara. The UCSB female soccer team was there, along with a Fraternity house full of tall jacked chads. Normally when i go out i just stand there and try to see who's scoping me, i sort of expect hotties to just be down for me, like i'm entitled to it. Last night... i realised there is ALOT of hot sexy people out there. The frat guys were pulling all the chicks, and when i tried to talk to the girls it did not go well.
I just don't feel good enough.

>>41418675

How did you approach the girls?

>>41418675
Okay Elliot

>>41418675
i won't be going out tonight, i'll be going cocoon mode now. Reading, training, lean bulking, and working. i will probably do this all summer long. And come out to play around september, this is my plan.

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>>41418675
>I'm 6'4, not jacked but fit. Good looking and handsome.

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I, once again, for the third week in a row, am working the Friday night shift from 7pm-7am

Working in IT doing network and mainframe monitoring

Will be monitoring this thread throughout the night

>How was your workout today?
Didn't have time but I was able to get a nice quickie in with my girlfriend before work

>Got any feels to get off your chest?
Yeah, I hate working the night shift and the sleep schedule that comes with it

>Plans for tonight? the weekend?
Working night shift tonight and tomorrow but I get to take my gf out on a nice date Sunday and then have an epic Dungeons and Dragons session on Monday night with the bros

>>41418689
>smiled danced up to them "hows it going?" hold eye contact.
This usually works for me.
not last night, maybe i should study some game or join a pua forum?
Maybe half of these people all knew each other from the daytime so they were already all attracted to certain people and i just looked like a thirsty dude?
my friend who manages to pull alot of women who is also a chad like me says that during the daytime is the best time to approach, they don't have their guard up as much. then you take them to the bar later that day or week. we call it day game.

>>41418577
>tfw drug test in 4 days
I am 6month "clean" for this, but ill smoke a big head of salvia for you anon

>>41418709
sounds like you are a security guard. i used to work that exact shift.

>>41418578
Sub 30, sure

>>41418725
>big head of salvia for you anon
You're a braver soul than I

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>>41418539
I thought this was going to be way more horrifying having just come out of a longterm relationship, broken up with over phone.

>you're a very interesting boy
There is so much wrong with that tho

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>>41418717

Yeah you came off really thirsty there

>>41418577

Gonna be back in Spain next friday, the weed there is dirt cheap and pretty good, my friend got 17 grams for 50 euros the other day, gonna be smoking like mad when im there, cannot wait

>>41418675
>The UCSB female soccer team was there, along with a Fraternity house
They were absorbed in their own little world anon, you didn't have a chance. Find greener pastures.

>>41418725
6 months? I'll be going on two months for one and it feels more then enough for me. I took one after just 4 weeks and I passed.

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>>41418731
No, not a security guard. I work in a network operations center at a major university and they have to have people here 24/7 in case a router/switch or some other node goes down. Or in case the mainframe fails


>>41418725

If marijuana is God, then salvia is the Devil

Fuck salvia

Good god anon... are you TRYING to enter the grey dimension?


>>41418717
I agree with this. The best luck I have ever had with women is at places that were not bars or clubs. Usually coffee shops, grocery stores, on campus in the quad when I was a student

Fuck bars. Fuck clubs. As one anon once said, dumb women like to go there because no one can hear how dumb they are when no one can speak over the music. It levels the playing field. And I for one need to know you're not a dumbass for me to date you

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>>41418262
I just graduated with a master's degree.

>>41418553
Thanks, it's just hard to break up with someone. I don't want to be the bad guy, and I don't want to do something I might regret.
I'm just tired of fighting, and I'm not attracted to her as much anymore.

>Not eating
>Losing weight really fast, seeing daily changes in the mirror
>Starting to look really fucking good as the fat melts away revealing my muscles and proportions, like instagram model good

It's a good feel, I had gotten so used to hating how I looked.

>>41418404
Vidya?

>>41418786
Fuck you're at a fucking NOC

Let me ask you a question

I'm losing my job soon, how easy would it be to get a job with certs up the ass?

I'm qualified in everything from traditional cisco to meraki, fortinet, juniper and finishing my CCNP now

How do you like the work?
Are you monitoring/reporting ticketing or working on config/escalated changes? More like IT type job or like network security?

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I'm about to go OHP drunk

do you ever go on /gif/ or /s/ and look at the naked girls and think about how all the other young people are out there enjoying sex but for some reason you're not qualified to enjoy it and you spend your nights alone

brb

>>41418805
in what?

I feel like getting a prostitute from the erotic review but idk what kind of questions I should ask to see if they are a cop... thinking about face timing and asking her some questions. Any suggestions?

>>41418698
>>41418690
ironic because i was born in santa barbara and was in Isla vista that night of the shooting.

>>41418283
The answer is always work out if you can, dunno if you should drink/party in that context

>>41418848
The fuck do you want a prostitute for? Paying hundreds of dollars for 2 minutes of sex with someone you're not attracted to? What a deal

>>41418839
Microbiology

>>41418870
Dank. What was your thesis/project?

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>>41418828

Dude you could get a job here easy.

I got the job with absolutely zero experience.. My fucking undergraduate degree was in Religious Studies.

If you have certifications like that then you're a shoe-in for the job (depending on where you go obviously. I personally had some connections here)

Fuck dude... I haven't even gotten my CCENT yet. Kek. Just start applying

I do and I don't like the work. I really don't like it when I don't understand the tickets that need to be worked on. We do all of the above that you asked. We monitor, report tickets, work with switch configurations and work on escalated outages.. We also do SOME security but we have a security group in the building that takes care of most of our firewall stuff

>>41418404
Well, what are you saving for? When i was 17 i heard the sentence: rather spend money you dont have while young, instead of having the money but no time/energy as an adult

>>41418848
i'd reccomend an asian massage parlor for 4-100 dollars.
Does anyone have experience with whores?
I want to hire one for around 4-5 hours, and do a lot of cocaine and tell her all my woes and sort of make her my girl for that time while i fuck her.
Is that a waste of time? I want to feel better off after not worse.

>>41418876
I wrote about trying to make biofuels affordable. It was awkward because I was writing around the time Trump took office. So a lot of what I was writing about, as far as the US was concerned, became dated because I mentioned how ambivalent they were about the idea of alternative fuel sources.

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>>41418881
I'm from a security design team

>Losing my job soon
>Thing is I have experience/certs
>Worried since 'm currently a tier 4
>Going down to tier 1 would suck
>Lowest role I can accept is tier 2

>>41418739
10x extract at first try, managed it quite well desu

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>>41418909
>>41418916

Well I'm on the bottom tier personally, and I have nowhere to go but up

That being said, I don't really know what to tell you. Sounds like you are much more qualified than me and if I can get a job you probably can.

But I'm not exactly certain what the job market looks like at the moment

>>41418926
>Thanks for the motivation kiddo
>I'll keep my chin up

>>41418786
Drug anon here, never smoked more than weekly desu. But i used other drugs every now and then.
The drug test is for the german military and i had to wait 3 months for the test, so i had zo stay clean. Proved to me that i really use drugs for fun only, never had any withdrawal issues

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Great back workout today.

My feels aren't so great. A month ago the girl I was in love sent me a photo of her with a guy. They make out and she told me.She and him knew that I liked her. My last crush and very dear friend got in a relationship with the guy who bullied me some time ago. She changed her behavior with me.
Today I saw both of them. I wish I can fucking move on.
Pic fucking related.

>>41419022
>She and him knew that I liked her.

This means nothing. This is a trash observation.

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Well...

>defaulted on loans
>no license
>no car
>not sure if girl likes me or is just pretending to be nice

On the upside
>planning on going to the DMV to get learner's permit soon
>girl thinks my photography is interesting because I take pictures of things she likes
>core is getting stronger

I've been using an ab wheel for about a week an a half and I notice the core gainz. Also I was able to knock out 4 pullups like it was nothing. Does a weak core really prevent you from doing chin/pull ups???

>>41418262
>2017
>still drinking
And into the garbage it goes

>>41418262
Just arguing with my gf and getting drunk alone after she leaves

No blowjob :( time to find new one boys?

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>>41419022
Pure evil famalam. Dealing with a similar situation but Tinder has at least made the last two weeks fun. The sex was OK, better than my ex and more attractive but what really washed over me was the post coitus spooning. I didn't even really give a shit about the woman but it made me realize I could feel like that again after being dumped the way I was.

You'll make it

>>41418539
Get well soon anon

Why can't girls be just like us guys?
>ask out cute front desk grill b/c we matched on tinder in person
>she agrees we arrange date
>she flakes claims busy
>i say ok, don't try to re sched, talk to her in gym about life for a bit, generally ignore
>recieve text "how about beach this weekend"
>super stoked "sure, lets do it"
>flakes again
>now when i see her i just say, hay. thats it. look down and workout around her.
Girls are fucking retarded, to think i cancelled my plans with my boys for a flaky bitch.

>>41418891
This is literally the worst idea I've ever heard

T. Former cokehead and hooker client

You will feel worlds worse when it's over

>>41419022
He's a good looking guy I'd fuck him

>>41418262
Finally upgraded after 5 years of the same phone to a galaxy s8+. Really like the phone so far, too bad i dont have any qt3.14 to text it on.

Feelsbadman

>>41419077
You might be over thinking it anon. She could genuinely be busy, especially if she scheduled the beach with you. People have shit to do and sometimes timing can be unfortunate

>>41419022
>hannah montana

You're not missing out on anything lad

my 10/10 gf goes out clubbing while im still working on my business
>tfw she prob cheats on me
>tfw cheated on her 4 times

>>41418883
My early 20s were living pay to pay due to horrible decisions. Cocaine is a helluva drug. Better to have some money then no money. If I get hurt or sick and need some time off work. Pray it doesn't happen but gotta have something put away

>>41418821
Lost complete interest in games and movies and TV series loll. Getting bitter

Pre drinking and hitting the dirtiest bar in my city! Kinda excited. Havent been out in months. Tiz the season to flex!

>>41419115
The definition of a healthy relationship

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Positive:
Just started my dream job, I've been working my whole life to get here and I'm making a killing, loving life, and meeting a lot of new bros. Also my cut is going great, dropped from 18% to about 14% over 8 weeks with strength gains.

Bad:

My GF and I broke up 6 months ago, and I'm ready to start dating again. However, I'm not in college anymore, and moved to a new city for my job. How do you guys meet women in the real world? I find nothing but fatties and single moms on Tinder.

>>41419134
>flex a 'cep

My bro came to me today and asked me to take him to the gym with me. So damn proud of the lad, and he wanted to go back again tomorrow. I just mite have myself a gym partner. Feels good.

>>41419136
>How do you guys meet women in the real world?
Friends of friends. You'll find new bros and they'll have bros with S/Os, so go get a bro bro to intro you to their S/Os hoes

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>>41418725
>Being older than 16 and smoking salvia

Comon dog

>>41418262
I've been getting hip pain so I packed up early today and am taking time off until Tuesday.

My plans are to watch the leftovers and study for my physics quiz

>>41419120
Yea im not saying get your account empty, but saving thousands while getting 500 a month is useless

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>>41418262
Made a friend at the gym a couple weeks ago and we worked chest today, hit 225 for 5x10 and we plan on going too the gun range this weekend
I can't remember the last time I had a friend

But gonna smoke the rest of this loud and play some battlefield

>>41418262
Did front squats today, don't care for those - but I am proud of my calves, they can push a lot of weight so that's cool.

I also realized I'm not confident and very self conscious this week, so I'm trying to figure out how to just be comfortable with who I am. Think lifting will help, but we'll see

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>>41419139
Could be better, but 'cep flexed

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I chose to go to the gym instead of prom because I didn't have a date and my best bro's were out of town. Then against most of the chicks are nigress ghetto trash so its not all bad.

>>41418539
Cocksleeve-anon, is that you? The offer still stands to live as a kept boy in my bungalo.

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> let's hang out.
Okay!

>How was your workout today?
I'll be at the gym in a couple hours actually. I usually come home after to do resistance and calisthenics stuff.

>Got any feels to get off your chest?
I want a boy who I can take my workouts to the next level for. Getting used to staying motivated for just me though. Slowly.

>Got any plans for tonight? the weekend?

Got a regal gift card from my company for nurse's appreciation week. I'll use it to see GotG 2 tomorrow!

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>>41419240

is that 10 sets of 5 ? or 5 sets of 10 ?

>50 reps ? ...... Anon.....

Guys the cashier at TJ Max smiled at me when I was inline is that her just being nice and doing her job or was I getting mired? Im overweight tho so I dont believe i.

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>>41419022

>You're going to be all right. You just stumbled over a stone in the road. It means nothing. Your goal lies far beyond this. Doesn't it? I'm sure you'll overcome this....you'll walk again.

>>41419322
Chill man, prolly saw you and just smiled out of courtesy. 'Sides, maybe others were mirin' out of your perifs, gotta keep hitting that gym until they start hitting on you

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>>41419314
5 sets of 10
Also other stoner anons should I smoke this in a gravity bong or just roll a blunt

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>>41418675

>>41419135
love her to death tho lol I hate myself

>>41419360
Bong, nigger-anon.

>>41419115
You think a girl going clubbing means she is cheating on you?

No dude. We just like to know we are still marketable. It gives the illusion of security in a relationship, that dude won't leave if he knows I'm wanted by others.

>>41418573
>I'm middle class fired from job and bored.
Literally me. On the bright side, my semester just ended so I have plenty of time to drink my boredom away and no responsibilities in the morning.

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>>41418262
>tfw taking the day off exercising today because my neck hurts

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I hung these up, do they look good anons

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>>41418262
Forgot Mother's day
Made stepmom cry because I'm an inconsiderate cunt

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>>41418262
Just got home. My room mate came up and told me he was worried about me spending so much time alone. It really got me thinking, I'm very self-critical but it's kind of worrying that someone else thinks I'm fucked up. I've spent the last 4 years after graduating on cruise control saving money, working and not doing much else.

The thing is I hate drinking in bars and talking bullshit with people, is just something I'm not interested in. Another friend suggested I see a counselor in order to be able to connect with people. But I don't need to go to therapy to build up the courage to join a bowling league or meet people at a church, I'd rather die alone than do shit like that in my free time. I can't kill who I am to be a normie.

Sorry for the blog post all but I just needed to get that off my chest.

>>41418262
Woke up last week after my bulged disc feeling great with my legs numbed butt numbed and back numbed. It was only one day but I seriously could only crawl. I could not even go to the bathroom with crawling. I am pretty optimistic about my recovery. The pain has subsided greatly and I am very gla dto have gone through it.

>>41419710
I like plastic beach, I never really got into gorillaz.

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Just started dating this girl
>really like her
>she texted me five hours ago, says she was leaving the ER
>Haven't heard from her since
>Texted her again just make sure everything was ok
>no reply
>Debating on driving uber just to take my mind off of things because I know I can't sleep

Dating is retarded.

>>41419710
Yes anon, yes they do

>>41418578
Ask me how I know you've never been in a relationship

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Hold me bros

>>41419896
I've been in multiple and I've been way happier alone? Guess that is just a select few.

>>41419789
you have IRL friends and that is already a bigger step than most people here. It is good to step outside of your comfort zone every once and a while. You sound like me. I fall into a rut of work/gym/go home and the years just fly by it seems. It's good make new memories and try new shit.

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>>41418262
I'm going to workout now but making a workout playlist.
I have a rap one, a heavy/ hardcore one and a post-hardcore/ punk/ indie one

suggestions please!

also no plans just going to workout in my basement. I lost a contact and turned down a baseball game with some friends since I'm kinda blind and feel like a dipshit.

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>>41419939
I understand, man. I understand. How long did this last?

>>41419939
Damn. What a long and twisted way for her to tell you that she's fucking Chad

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>>41419939
Holy fuck dude
listen to some feel's music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN0RPWII7gY

or don't I don't know how you process this stuff.

>>41419965
2 years for me, 3 months for her

>>41419975
Well at least you know where everything stands now and you can move on. I know it's tough now, but it'll get better soon.
You'll meet someone who tops her and is ready for something serious

>>41418883

That's all fine and dandy, but a lot of people don't want to have to work until they are 60+ years old. I want to be done working and living free by age 40.......9 more years to go and I am already sitting pretty good.

>>41419986
thanks

>>41419950
Thanks, I have vowed to move out of my old house and split with my old room mates in August. Where will I go? I don't know yet.

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>>41419820

Give them a shot! Start with Demon Dayz

>>41420013
Is there anything you're passionate about?
Religion, politics, sport?

>>41418815
>Not eating
How do you do this for an extended period without getting urges to binge eat? The longest I've fasted is a day and afterwards I was completely ravenous.

>>41420051
Not him but i take adhd meds and i've lost about 15 pounds

>>41418262
>gf broke up with me about a month ago for the second time
>kept trying to get back together with her
>she kept saying no, I guess this time she really meant it
>basically used me to help her finish her senior year of college and then dumped me right before my final exam so she didn't have to invite me to her graduation
>worst part was she made my mom go to her senior show right before she dumped me
Fuck

>>41420036
Politics certainly. I need purpose and meaning in my life to end my nihilistic tendencies. I have a cushy job and there is no struggle for betterment in my life. I don't care about charming women or having a bunch of friends, I just want to do something purposeful. Hence my desperation to just jump out and do something crazy, I have to end this ground hog day.

>>41418577
Vaping some wax presently

>>41420077
Join a party and start doing things. Get a girlfriend and start a family. Volunteer to sort out troubled lads. Take up a martial art. Go to your town centre and look at the posters and do literally anything, the first thing you see.

>>41420069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ogSc9cA1ik

You're far too good for her anyway.

>>41420051
I binge eat once a week, nothing crazy just 2000-3000 cals.
I do eat, just a small thing once a day.

>>41420100
>Volunteer to sort out troubled lads.

Thanks, I honestly want to do this more than anything else, once I sort myself out of course. I want to be the mentor for someone that I never had.

>stuck in a shithole small town
>see my family once every 2 months or so
>don't know anyone here
>all i do is work, gym, and sleep
>am alchoholic - about 2 weeks sober
>family member back home is dying
>and im here alone sitting in the dark in my appartment

what can i do to stop myself from drinking? hold me bros

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How did you get over her /fit/

>>41418268

I'm excited

>>41420111
You're a homie. What are you up to anon?

>>41420124
You'll never feel sorted out until you start helping other people.

>>41420069
I feel that bro.
>my gf of 3 years broke it off in February
>all I could think about was her
>decide to say fuck it and fly over to where she lived (we were doing long distance)
>last ditch effort to try and patch things up
>she already has another guy and gave no shit about the fact that I was there
>was stuck halfway across the country for 3 whole days by myself
>drank myself into a coma every night

Gonna go out and try a dive bar out in town by myself and see what the hell happens. I'd rather distract myself with that than stay home

>>41420130
I haven't

>>41420130
You never ever do, it just becomes less and then in moments of weakness, its still there.

>>41420130
I went thru one before and I'm on my second long term breakup and I think the best way is no contact/social media with the person at all and just try to forget. At some point they fade into memories.

>>41418539
Sophomore at FSU, nail 8/10s and they want me. You dick them down once and they like you a lot, you keep doing that and they fall for you. I'm at the point where I realized women don't make you happy. 5'10 blonde hair blue eyed homo at 175 and 8% BF. Pussy is overrated, same boat as alcohol and cocaine, it's there just for fun

>>41418328
I'm low class, in Flint Michigan, and I feel grreAt

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>>41420132
Rolling around in bed trying to sleep, but I had my pre workout too late and can't.

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>>41420130
Tell myself I hate her..it isn't working

>>41420137
Sorry to hear that bro, hope you're doing better. That was basically the same with me but we still live in the same town for the summer, so sometimes we bump into each other drunk. I don't even have any hard feelings but she always makes a bitch face and leaves whenever she sees me.
What have you been up to since the breakup?

>>41420140
>>41420148

>21 years old, model part-time, good student
>Everyone thinks I have it together
>Girls introduce themselves to me whenever i go out
>Never been able to get over this one girl from a year ago
>Tfw you can't go back in time and fix it
>Tfw in another timeline, you made it work
>Tfw you'll never have her

>>41420130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Xtaa7sZho

>>41419939
She's a dumbass there's millions of women DO NOT LET ONE BITCH BOTHER YOU
I wouldn't.

>>41420164
My coworker told me a trick to help fall asleep is to go sit on some comfy furniture until you feel tired, and then go back to bed. Kinda like how you can fall asleep during a movie but then you can't fall asleep in bed when you wake up. Something about being in a different place and sitting up helps.

>>41420137
Thats so ruthless. How can people do things like that and sleep at night.

>>41420177
We weren't built to move on, I've become quite successful but i'd rather be in an apartment trying to make it work with her.

THIS IS THE COMFIEST THREAD OF ALL TIME

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I really have a strong disdain for normies.and yet they're fucking everywhere even on 4chan-- sorry I meant redditchan.

fucking normans

>>41420137
I've had them times you a girl made me crazy and I couldn't stand anything or being alone. I remember it well. I also could not ever ever imagine that happening again. It's not possible. I'm significantly older though. 34 now. That could be part of it but I've seen older men going insane over a broad.

>>41420172
Working out at day and drinking at night on repeat. At least work keeps me occupied, but literally everything I do or anywhere I go just keep reminding me of her. It probably doesn't help that dating for that long, I don't even know how to talk to other girls anymore let alone flirt.

Im in between chubby and thin and it sucks ass. Either I'm not thin enough or I'm not chubby enough.

>>41420206
You haven't been in many threads. I've been in millions of these in old /b/ back when it was, never any good.

>>41420214
Yeah, that's what everyone keeps telling me. I'm only 23 but being with someone for that long it's gonna be hard to readjust to something new

>>41419360
Both are pretty harsh, gravity bongs are fun tho

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>>41420177
What I would give to turn back time too just to show her how much I care...

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I'm broke and I spent the last of my money on booze & premium cigars.

What am I going to eat until the first?

>>41420137
>>she already has another guy and gave no shit about the fact that I was there

permavirgin here. this is why i dont get why you guys all get so upset when a girl breaks up with you. i always see the guys being upset but the girl never gives a fuck. within a few months, hell usually a few weeks she already has a new guy shes seeing. she doesnt give a fuck about you

why do you do this to yourselves

>>41420279
until you have had it happen to you, you'll never understand. I've been pretty good about my bad breakup and telling myself who gives a fuck about her, move on. But it doesn't stop me from thinking about her every single day.

>>41420257
ass as you work the corner.
jk canned chili will keep you full boi

>need summer routine
>wanna put on 30lbs
>6' 150lbs
wat do :(

>>41418268
there's also hokkie playoffs and mls
both of which are better than ufcucks

im probably the biggest loser on this fucking board, why do i do this to myself where i come to /fit/ and see how everyone here is an alpha male stud smart as fuck, always fucking/dating, rich, etc

all it does is make me upset

>>41420333
>my sport is much more fun than yours!

thats real cute

> come home from college
>Only have access to old high school weight room
> Only open from 4 PM to 7PM
> Get kicked out of weight room at 7
>lose motivation during first set of hammer curls when I get home
> On my 4th beer tonight

>>41420336
You're anonymous you're rich and smart too. Look, there's a lot of anonymous liars in this world and I know from experience than normal people will NOT go here. I've tried to show normal people this place. And the handful of people I do know that go here are not well put together and sorted out. I've been here a long time man, leave while you still have a chance.

>>41420357
I would drink a beer or two if I had someone to drink it with.

>>41420314

canned chili it is then with some ramen "noodles" to break up the monotony. I hope I can make it to June without succumbing to death by sodium

>>41420257
What's a good cigar?

>sell weed
>DO IT

>>41420314
Is canned chili cheap cutting material?

>>41420361
lol stfu, just coz you're a loser who knows other losers doesnt mean you can speak for everybody. 4chan is normie now, everyone at my professional job goes on here

Discovered I sprained my ACL up a while back, didn't think much of it at the time and kept lifting making it worse. Got a hardscaping job I'm probably going to have to quit as result of the pain it puts me in. Doing therapy and shit to try to recover.

>>41418262
Workout was weak, first time back in 3 weeks though so I guess that's expected. Hung out with some friends and played board games & had gin & tonics. Good times were had by all!

>>41420383

>What's a good cigar

Depends on taste and experience level. My preferences are maduro and habano's from brands like LFD, CAO and Arturo Fuente with the first being my top favorite overall. Don't particularly enjoy conneticuts but they are the most recommended for new cigar smokers if that is why you're asking.

>>41418283
>using a razor from the pack fromst which your mom killed herself to drain a cyst
brutal

>>41419133
same. every movie, everything on TV, every video game... fucking sucks for one reason or another.

except a few animes....

>>41418262
Moving to Tennessee June 1st.
Leaving Arizoney after about 20 years, have slowly cut all friends out of my life after they've either failed to grow up or we've just grown apart. Half of me wants to find a nice southern wife and settle down and live a normal life while the other half wants to travel around with my savings working odd jobs and meeting cool people.
Have college degree in field I don't want to be in but smart/well connected enough I can pretty much do whatever I want and be successful as braggy as that sounds.
Had a job offer to work Hawaiian cruise for 5/6 month contract but can't go because brothers wedding and recruiter said he could put me through after that easily. But by that time, I'll be 23, with a college degree still unsure of what I'm doing while my old classmates and friends are all making close to six figures.
Conflicted because I'm happy in my little world of lifting, reading, and saving money, but feel pressured to actually do something with my life because everyone around me expects it from someone who graduated with honors/basically top of class from decent uni and already got accepted to physical therapy school but didn't want to go

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> I still miss her
> Why did I fuck up
> We're still le friends at least amirite xd
>tfw she's going to see my fav band at concert with her new bf
>I'm actually THIS beta
>But I managed to finally hit 2 pl8 bench so that's okay at least
>Still in HS so I'm considered strong but their standards now
>Only true friends are the ones I do lifties with
>One messaged me out of the blue last night just to ask me how I did at my track meet

I'm sad but grateful that I have some good friends. Still feel kinda dead inside without /her/ though. I've downloaded tinder to try to convince myself that there's other fish in the sea, but it really isn't helping that much. Every grill I get kinda interested in ends up reminding me of her.

Hold me /fit/

>>41420206
you're right im fucking loving this thread

>>41420927
2pl8 in high school is quite impressive

I havent lifted in almost 2 weeks because im so exhausted after my new job. This shit is ruining my gains and overall well being

>>41420130

By putting several more in between you and her. Put it in perspective by learning that people are fairly interchangeable and attachments to them are situational.

I mean, I'm dead inside now, but there is no pain anymore.

>>41420927

You're young and hormonal.

Keep working on yourself and socialize occasionally. Within a year you will laugh at yourself about how you feel right now. If you even remember it.

>>41418262
U guys want to see a video of me trying to drain an abscess on my butt

>>41418262
Didn't work out today, recently got another job so I'm not looking forward to having to really find time to work out, but at least I'll be making money. I got good grades this semester, made some new friends, getting bigger every day. No gf but I'm not really searching, just happy about where I am in life. Love you bros and I hope you all find the peace I'm enjoying right now

>>41419975
Holy shit are you me anon

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>>41419299
lol how the hell did you know?

>>41419039
MAY DAY MAY DAY INCOMMING TRANSMISSION THIS IS CACTI : I HAVE CONFIRMATION OPERATION SNEAKY BEAVER IS A SUCCESS. COMMENCING PLANS WITH OPERATION SLIPPERY PICKLE.

it is late, i am ar mcdonalda with friebda, and i am drubk. also on phone, please diategard spelling errors. it id a good night

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>>41419974
Not that anon, but this shit hit the spot. Where do you find good feels music?

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>about one month ago
>overcame the 'tism and asked out a qtpa2t grill
>went on 2 dates, had a good time, she was laughing at all of my jokes (called me after the first date and told me she had a really good time and wanted to go on another one)
>go to party at a friends house (this friend set me up with the girl I went on 2 dates with)
>grill I went on dates with is there
>she seems to be trying to avoid contact with me
>some dude is getting handsy with her and shes going along with it
>fug
>later on in the party ask friend what the deal with the qtpa2t is
>tells me that qtpa2t thinks I'm really attractive and really likes me, but doesn't want to date me because she knows about my romantic history (there is none lmao) but she wants to date me next semester after I "get more experience with other girls over the summer"
>OOF
>summer break rolls around
>decide to put no effort into staying in touch with qtpa2t
>change her contact name to "NO"
>put a funny video on my snapchat story
>qtpa2t comments 4 cry-lauging emojis and a heart emoji
>later check her snap story and shes eating dinner with some other dude
At least now I have some hatred to motivate me at the gym and get me through a cut

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>>41418805
enjoy the post-grad uncertainty, lad. Finished up my master's around the same time as you last year, got a decent job a couple months later, and now the 9-5 grind is slowly killing me.

I'm hungover most days now.....

>>41421731
yeah baby, dont let that bring you down. same shit happened to me and you are going to laugh when you get more experience and she regrets not giving you a chance just because you werent good enough in her head. youll make it

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Gonna go to the gym in a bit. Do some front squats, and just piss around.

Learn C# maybe, (who /developer/ here and can give me some tips? Note: I just want comfy developer job)

Also, might go to the city, need new gym bottoms and might get myself some kind of book, what do you bros recommend?

Also, how do I fight anxiety when it comes to shopping for clothes?

>>41421763
Thanks, nibba. Where do I find a good qt? Should I use a dating app? I know tinder is full of whores, should I use bumble?
>please respond

>>41421786
dont learn c# if you want a comfy/ez job. look into a modern web development stack and do web development. ruby on rails is pretty easy for entry level stuff, node is a popular javascript framework. learn basic html/css/javascript for front end stuff. go to udemy, treehouse, codeacademy, youtube for resources. build basic apps, push them to github, get interviews, profit. i didn't graduate college and i made 70k + 20k annual bonus at my first job as a self taught web dev @22 years old

>>41421805
honestly, through friends, university (depending where you live, eu here) or randomly outside at daytime. since you dont have experience try tinder and bumble but dont let it demoralise you if theres not much success since its the way the game goes and girls get to pick over there mostly based on your looks. get some group photos with friends and try to have an interesting bio and just have a go at it but dont really expect qt gf material from dating apps. the most important thing is to try and get all the experience you can. and yeah, always put yourself first and try to improve every day

>>41421848
That's decent.

How long would it take me from knowing strong basic of the languages you've mentioned, to landing an entry developing job?

Isnt web developing too popular to get a job in that field?

Also, as a self taught, how do you motivate yourself to study? I always funded it hard to do so, especially when working full time cuck job, and working out, that's the reason I've got strong understanding of basic principles, because I usually drop after 2 weeks of studying.

>>41421848
>i didn't graduate college and i made 70k + 20k annual bonus at my first job as a self taught web dev @22 years old
Sounds comfy af anon. I'm 23, just finished my 5th year of college and feeling burnt out. What's a good starting point for getting into something like this?

Starting a new security/bouncer position tmrw. Laid back beach bar, sometimes gets rowdy but not too often. Locals are cool, out of towners cause the most issues. Flexing these 20' pythons tmrw buds

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>>41421786
>>41421879
are you me? I just broke up with gf and about to finish the last year in uni and hate every minute of it. Started learning C# and would totally be okay with being a code monkey at a comfy job.

I also get anxiety when shopping for clothes.

>>41418926
>>41418881
>>41418786
>>41418709
>>41418603
I envy your doggo+gf
dogo is cute, made me smile. give him a head scratch for me

>>41421871
>how long would it take....
so there's really two sides when you have the think about learning. the first is the algorithmic side of things. regardless of language, you need to be able to understand the problem and think through a proper answer. it's basically creative problem solving. the second is the actual implementation through whatever language you choose.

with any new skill, there's going to be a learning curve. it's hard at first, but eventually becomes easier. it's hard to say how long it will take, because everyone learns differently. for me, i spent about 4-6 months (20 hours a week) practicing ruby and building projects with ruby on rails. pick a hobby that interests you, and build a web app to help support it. it helps to stay motivated if you are doing something that supplements your current interests. also, the number one seller in an interview is if you can show off your work.

you're going to want to focus on object oriented programming (OOP). I suggest either starting with javascript or ruby. the ideas of each language will be the same, but the actual syntax will be different. again, learn the core concepts of development. language is easy to pick up once you understand what is going on

>>41421866
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thanks for the advice, nibba. Is "I came here to bang sluts and chew bubblegum" a good bio (one of my pics on tinder will be an empty pack of bubblegum)

>>41421871
also i live in the bay area, ca. there are a ton of opportunities here, but also a ton of competition. the most important skill is communication, next would be critical thinking, and third would be language strength for whatever job you're looking for.

also if you want to know what language to start learning, take a look at current job postings. see what they are looking for, and pick the technology that most are looking for

>>41421879
it's pretty comfy. i have my own place in SF bay area, but unfortunately the cost of living here is not that cheap. makes me wish i were a little more pennywise.

if you're studying comp. science in school then you already have a good starting point. if you're not heres what i recommend -- think about your hobbies, the things that you enjoy. think about a simple application that might help supplement your hobbies. don't try to make the next app to go viral and make millions because you're not ready yet. it's easy to have the process clouded by ideas of grandeur.

once you have your idea, start to research technologies that can help supplement it. for example, build a basic workout tracker. you might want a database to hold workouts (mysql or nosql), a server to communicate with (node, rails) and a front end to supplement (html/css/js)

on burnout, its totally a thing. my first job burned me out working 50-60 hours a week. find something you enjoy about what you do, and focus on that.

not sure if i answered your question, but hope that helps. find what you like, and build off of that.

>>41421956
nah, you have to be subtle and discreet. girls act like they arent there to fuck so you cant be too direct. i never used tinder but try lurking one of the tinder threads when they appear to find some witty bio to copy.

>>41421992
should I just say that I'm 6'4''?

>>41418883
My dad has told me something along those lines but in the opposite direction, it was "It's better to have something and not need it, than it is to need something and not have it"

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>>41421914

thank m8

Have another doggo photo

He loves you

>>41419360
Bong is best, the way I see it, blunts and joints are for passing around among friends

>>41420332
3x12 gallons of milk
5x5 scoops

>>41418268
Put money on one fight.

>>41419115
>>41419454

>allowing your girl to go clubbing
>by herself

looool

>>41419865
she went to sleep lad
ER was just from CHAD'S BIG COCK

Every year I look at my life and am surprised that it could get even worse.
I dont even wanna say I'm depressed anymore, one can be actively sad and self hating for so long, now there's just nothing left anymore

I often find myself feeling like I was "robbed": I never got to live the experiences I should have, recriminating on luck, my genes and upbringing, but I realize it was mostly my fault, even though there was little I could do about it.

I mean, I really cant think of a worthwhile memory, or a moment in life where I was happy, it has been a shit sandwich all the way.
I was extremely lonely in childhood, my parents super strict, tv, homework and later videogames were my friends.
I have always been haunted by incredible self doubt and social anxiety, that kind of paranoia when you think how you can say or do the worst in any situation, and always feeling extremely embarassed about it. Doesnt take a genius to guess that attracted bullies like flies to honey.
Add to the mix that I started playing Sport (dont wanna be too specific here) at around 10 and got really good and was convinced that could become later my livelihood.
Apparently putting all my free time and sacrificing all my social life was not enough because of my mental and physical (fucking lanklet btfo) shortcomings.
So I basically find myself at 18 having wasted my teenage years and avoided any social or romantic contact, because yeah, my father guilt-trip'd me into never partaking in anything remotely social because "so many good players, once they hit those years, they stop giving a fuck, but you wont right anon? we have put so much work into this".
Then right in time for the final 2 years of HS and beginning of Uni, ADD enters stage left and ruines any chance of me having a decent academic career.
Yaknow, something I would have liked since I hadn't lived my life so far for the sake of Sport and school, and Sport had gone fuck itself already.
cont.

I do one year of economics, decide it's not my thing because I just cant study this shit, switch to CS because I love technology, computers and security, but of course I decide too late and when I go ask info at the uni I was one day late for the entrance test, so I gotta do one year of uni in another fucking city, where they didnt have a test. that year was a nightmare, waking up early, taking a train and going to a shitty uni.
Then the year after I managed to switch back to the uni in my city, but not without a shitload of extra exams I gotta take, because curricula were different!
But of course it going great from then on would have been too easy, so I miss 2 exams out of 4 in my 1st semester and all 4 in the second one.
when you thought that was it, nope. I get convinced by my parents that "I can either start studying for real, and I havent thus far or I can stop it and get a job, because of course one can have a career even without a college diploma" yeah right.
then I started a 6months part time contract in retail. this was like the train commute year on steroids: waking up at 4.30 most days, standing for 6-8 hours a day having to learn useless shit and serve customers.
I had started lifting in Feb and found a passion for it, just around november, when I started my job, I was doing great, had been on GSLP for a while, switched to PHUL with great gains. then with the job it went all to shit. I lost 20+ pounds in all my lifts and then just stopped in march.
5 weeks later I decided to start again, in april I ended my contract and I am now back to lifting, almost back to my pathetic numbers.
Uni-wise, now the idea was to enroll back into school in july and cram all the exams I can in july-august-september, but I have a sneaking suspicion I will fail even that.
There is literally nothing other than lifting that has me wake up everyday, and of course due to my shit body and (non-existent) athletic back ground I am having shit gains all around.

>>41422223
>>41422211
I used to love movies and vidya, but that too has gone away. I have no clue what I want to do in life. I dont like any prospect of a job. I just wanna live alone and play games and watch movies, while going to the gym and living in a nice place, with time and money to travel
I am 23 khv, living with my parentss the only "friends" i have are highschool buddies that I rarely see and wondering how long I will stick around after my parents die

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I'm 6' 7" but only 155

I can barely curl a 25lb dumbbell. I've been practicing and getting slowly better at it but I cannot seem to gain weight.

What do?

It's my birthday today. I'm 20.
>I have NO friends and zero social life.
>My finals are coming up next month and it's not looking good.
>My gains are kind of shit for the amount of efforts i put in it.
>I have no passion or hobbies expect lifting and I'm average at it.

>>41422239
Keep training, derp.

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Creating cocktails by myself and being a sad boy. At least I set two PRs yesterday.

>>41422239
eat more, keep training.

you probably think you eat a lot, but if you are 6'7 and cant gain at 155, you probably eat like a 110lb girl

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>>41420130
Found a new girl who I love a lot more, we've been together 3 years now. Also discovered the wonders of ATG squats and olympic lifts.

>>41422037
sorry went to sleep, yeah thats a major plus it seems so put it in

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>>41418539
She makes it sound like you were never together, is this true anon!?

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>>41422258
Almost me exactly senpai, except I just finished finals. Only advice I can give you is to start studying for finals now before you start procrastinating too hard. As for nohobbies and nofriends, I'm still trying to figure that out myself.

>>41418830
What a horrible image. i recommend no one reads it that intends to make it. Fuck you for posting it, I hope you delete it from your hard drive this instant

>>41419022
shes ugly and he looks like a manlet faggot.
how old are you anon?

>>41419710
looks great, only thing missing is a good taste in music.

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>>41418262
have to take a week off the gym because of a staph infection
plans are studying and wasting time on forums

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>>41418830

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>>41422523


We were seriously dating for about a month and a half. We probably saw each other for roughly 8-10 hours a week on average. We had sex multiple times as well and i slept over at his house a couple times as well. He introduced me to some of his friends, and we were planning for my parents to meet him next week.

The fact he said that he didnt really think we knew each other is what hurts the most. How could he say that to me?

>>41419939
Been there too anon, you will get over it. Just give it time..

>>41419136
>dropped from 18% to about 14% over 8 weeks with strength gains
How anon. Teach me your ways

>>41420130
By never letting yourself get close enough to women.

>>41420130
banging a bunch of tinder randoms and hookers

>>41419974
>>41421692
prepare to FEEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDWEz1mia1I&t=1405s

Hangover thread? Just drove home and had breakfast. Puked bile once I woke up.

>>41422686
Well to be honest, we are all no one when it's convenient for others.

>>41423336
Sort yourself out

>>41418268
Pumped af