Cutting on Mustard

>>41413639
mustard and pickles senpai enjoy being acidic as vinegar

>>41413639
this has got to be a joke, OP is trying to bait fat autists into eating only mustard

l m f a o

tell me this isnt real

Inglehoffer master race reporting in

>>41413735
It's not regular mustard, it's stone ground. I'm pretty sure all the seeds in it scrape the inside of your colon as they pass, because for the first three or four days I was shitting constantly

This reminds me of the time Genova did a mustard diet and ended up in the ER.

>>41414454
The fuck? What happened? Should I stop?

I just eat like 10 bowls of Jell-O a day instead of food

>>41413639
tell the truth! are you realy on mustard only? you must shit 24 7 i guess

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>>41413639
>not living exclusively off Bell Peppers, Milk, Cocaine, and semen
You'll never be Stardust mode if you keep up this way.

>>41413639
Mustard is a fucking amazing condiment. But i always want to put it on crap food, like brauts. Holy shit brauts and beer is so good. I love you summer.

>>41414822
As I said, when I started I was shitting all the time. But now I only shit once every two or three days, but when I do it's a solid mass of dry shit, easily a pound or more.

>>41413639
You were selenium deficient thats why it works for you. Look it up.

This thread really doesn't cut the mustard.

See... see what I did there?

>>41414891
>brauts

>>41416786
But shouldn't it stop working then?

>>41413784
That's pretty possible. I had the same issue but with carrots, because when you chew them it breaks them into a million sharp pieces and scratches up your bowels. I remember one time I ate a bunch of baby carrots and then some really spicy grits, and I was having bowel pains that made me feel like i was dying.