Post your oats

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Just tried overnight oats for the first time, also my first experience eating oats
This is basically wet dog food, holy shit it's awful
Recipe I used was something like
>1C milk
>1tbsp PB2
>1/2 tsp cocoa powder
>.5C or 120ish g Greek yogurt
>1/8 tsp vanilla extract
>1 tbsp chia seed
>Can't remember how much oats, I think it was like 1/2 or 3/4 C of rolled oats
>1 packet stevia
I have all these oats, how do I cook them to make them bearable

>>41401266
eat them raw with yoghurt
>GOAT

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>>41401266
I just throw some steel cut in the microwave and dabble some cinnamon on them and wash it down with 2 scoops. 600 Cals till I have a smoothie late morning.

You don't eat oats because they taste good even though I enjoy them with my plain white man taste buds.

100g regular oats
add water
eat

fuck your shitty recipes, pussies

>tfw on cut and cant eat OATS in the morning and have to boil eggs

egg tips:
- put a pinky nail worth of water in a sauce pan, boil it, GENTLY place eggs in, cover and lower heat to medium-high, let them steam for 9.5 minutes. GODLY eggs

- Taco Bell fire sauce is 0cal and amazing

- when peeling, crack the narrow end of the shell first, into a bunch of tiny cracks and drop one side to get big cracks, it just slides right off.

>>41401407
This is the only way to eat oats

>>41401407
this

if you can't bear the taste its because you're still addicted to corn syrup like the amerifat you are, break your conditioning and drop all the garbage in your diet and you will enjoy raw oats

>>41401109
I have the same bowl and spoon

>>41401351
>>41401351
>You don't eat oars because they taste good
Fug, Ill probably just skip them as I've been doing then

>>41401109
Cream of Wheat, nigger.

>>41401266
Christ there are some absolute faggots on this board.

>>41401726
you best elaborate you fussy faggote

>>41401726
>this board
>this site
>this planet

>>41401109
1 cup dry oats
1.5oz fresh blueberries

It's breddy gud, but you are a faggot if you can't handle the taste of straight oats.

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Old fashion rolled oats, raw with milk.
If i have other stuff with it ill use protein powder with water instead.

>>41401468
How do you boil eggs with a pinky nail worth of water?

>>41401783
Not boil, steam

>eating awful bland food is a good idea because it makes you a REAL MAN

you guys have fuckin issues

either way you can make oats tasty but it's hardly worth the trouble desu

>>41401820
People look at food as fuel on here, the way it should be

>>41401109
Since when did /fit/ become so faggoty

>300 g oats
>some milk ( dont put too much because its not a fucking soup and dont put not enough its dry af than)
>250 ml redbull
>2 shots of vodka

Anything else makes you a fucking beta stoner fag

>>41401924
Disgusting

>>41401468
>>41401796

>steamed eggs

motherfucker what are you doing
buy an egg poacher

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sweetened with a "pinch" of stevia

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60g whey
600ml milk
325g oats total (only about 100g in the bowl here though)

that lump on the right is fat btw

>>41401266
Maybe you just don't like the viscous texture of overnight. Good news is that because you soaked the oats overnight they take much less time to cook. Just put them in the microwave for a few minutes to heat to them up and the texture will likely get more flowy.

>>41402940
Oh and if it doesn't try adding more liquid. Helps it floe more like regular cereal.

>>41402809
Actually best ITT, although it is a fairly large serving.. did you put unsalted butter in it? Why the fat lump, lol

>>41401638
Before you do that, try oats raw in plain yoghurt with a large banana or other fruit mixed in. Just these three, nothing else. Then judge the taste.

>>41403207
non-homogenised milk

>>41401773
wtf

i can't tell what is what here

>>41403381
I think it's inside a huge plastic glass cup

This was the easiest /fit/ thing for me to catch onto. My mornings look like this,
1. begin boiling water
2. dump rolled oats into bowl
3. add a couple of pinches of brown sugar (probably too much but I'm working on that)
4. add berries that are currently cheap or frozen
5. pour now boiling water into the bowl
Even if I wasn't trying to get the gains I think I'd still have oats for breakfast. Just so cheap and hearty compared to what I normally had.

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>>41402940
>>41403343
Thanks for the suggestions guys, I'll try them out.

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Reporting in with cinnamon, whole milk, 2 banana and some honey. Would recommend this, simple and easy to make if you are in a hurry

>>41402099
>>>41401109 (OP)
>Since when did /fit/ become so faggoty
>>300 g oats
>>some milk ( dont put too much because its not a fucking soup and dont put not enough its dry af than)
>>250 ml redbull
>>2 shots of vodka
>Anything else makes you a fucking beta stoner fag
It takes me a whole lot of time to eat fucking 100g (except when blended). I guess it would take me an hour to finish this

>>41402809
>60g whey
>600ml milk
>325g oats total (only about 100g in the bowl here though)
>that lump on the right is fat btw
How long does it take you to eat that?

>>41403763
less than twenty minutes

>>41403780
>>>41403763 (You)
>less than twenty minutes
Guess I'm jewing too much then

>>41403815
i don't cook them btw. that would probably make it take much longer to eat.

>>41403833
>>>41403815 (You)
>i don't cook them btw. that would probably make it take much longer to eat.
And it doesn't fuck up your digestion? I'm a little sensitive then I guess

just oats with water

>>41403856
no. rolled oats are already cooked (steamed), so cooking again is unnecessary.

>>41403748
SKELLY
K
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L
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>>41401109
>carbohebes

EVERY CARB YOU TAKE
COULD BE A PROTEIN.

>>41403529
I used to make this exact recipe and it's decent, can also vouch for it
Here is the masterrace guide though:
fundamentals: yogurt, honey, oats
godtier accessories: pieces of (green) apple and/or banana
great tier accessories: ??? maybe strawberries or any kind of berries really

I just put a cup of oat flakes on yoghurt and eat it like that. Cooked oat meal tastes awful compared to that crunchy goodness

>>41401266
my experience was exactly the same, oatmeal is just gross
i made tons of granola fwith nuts and seeds with my leftover oats, just use a sensible recipe

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>>41401109
>1.5 oats
>6tbs egg whites
>1.5 scoops GS chocolate whey
>1.5 cup Almond milk
>1 scoop creAtine
>1 scoop L-arginine
>1 scoop Lysine