FPS & FPH

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is this thread autosaging?

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How long have FPS FPH threads been autosaging on /fit/?

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Guess who browses pol

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>>41394597
>"the commercials say it's a good way to start the day"

reading that hurt my soul

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>>41394986
I wrote that. I based it on my mom. Feels real bad.

>>41394640
OPs can't bump their own threads, i think

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>>41395032
Thanks. That's fuckin' retarded.

keep em coming pls

>>41394708
So he browses /pol/ and /fit/?

Boogie, if you do read this you could become our champion. If you turned shit around and told /v/ what they wanted to hear, you'd have an untapped market demographic like never before.

>>41395059
How does someone lack this much common sense?

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>>41395226
OP can't bump shit. Halp.

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>>41395465

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>>41395475

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BT6RtzMjd6n/
>Fatties getting
>Gets high school to put up some body positivity shit
>Brothers gf (linked) says some shit about how it's getting annoying
>Flooded with orbiters and planets alike all calling for her to be shut down.
>Mfw I have no face

>>41395041
not really. Then if you had a shitty thread that noone but OP was replying to it would never leave the board until it hit 300. /fit/ would become a race to see who could post the fastest.

>>41395463
>pickens sc
>literally the town next to mine

that woman most likely lives within 10-20 minutes of me

>>41395465
>>41395475
>>41395487
Jesus christ if these are remotely true I want to teleport to these events just to beat that downie to a pulp.

Then the family for not doing it instead.

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>>41395819
JACK
POT

>>41395054

How long are fatties gonna confuse biology with physics?

>>41395091

I honestly can't tell what's satire anymore

Like it seems like a normal dumb HAES bitch but then that last line

> I had a 6 hour emergency surgery for a shattered ankle

Makes me feel like it's /fit/ subtly trolling tumblr. I-I'm just lost in this world now

>>41396017
For someone supposedly so confident in themselves, they sure feel the need to tell everyone.

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>>41394747
gosh
that might be the worst self description of a person ive ever read

>>41396017
>crushing vigilance over what I consume


Somehow I don't believe her.

>>41395557
She's wasting her time trying to explain herself to people who are missing her point which is 'don't say you're proud of something just because you don't want to work towards a balance should you be too big or too small''. People just got 'you're saying fat people are gross and look, I have a bf so men do like fat women, AND I'M HEALTHY." She's fighting an angry wall of flesh and their 'allies' who don't want to look fat-phobic by seeing her pov

>>41395924
>if these are remotely true
>if

You've obviously never been around retards irl.

>>41395557
Poor girl

>>41396017
She sure showed us.

>>41394597
It makes me so depressed that my mom looks like this.

>>41395070
>>41395070

this straight just pisses me the fuck off. she has no idea what the fuck she is talking about.

and i assume she meant postural orthostatic tachycardia?

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What went wrong?

>>41397011
Fuck wrong thread

>>41395949
Never understood this comic. Is it satire or a HaES thing?

>>41397152
the rightmost column is something someone added after the fact

>>41397011
he stopped wrapping.

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>>41394537
>fat kid who doesn't know any better acts like a douche on one occassion and has a tendency to flirt with some chick
>because of this, workers at fat camp conspire against him
>he gets diabetes in the end
This really just made me sad. I mean it's clear to me why some /fit/fags might revel in this story as some "sweet victory" or whatever the fuck, but I just don't see it that way.

>>41397222

Thank you

>>41397152
satire anon

>>41397249

14 year olds aren't children in my eyes, that's what makes this so easy to smile at.

>>41398034
A lot of anon's gripe about that kid is that he flirted with that one lez chick, which a younger kid wouldn't have done. I don't think of him as a child, just a typical teenager who happens to have very shitty parents.

>>41398034
Agreed. I'd understand not wanting revel in it if he's was 10, but 14 is too old for that shit.

>>41395497
god ol simmons was all about health at every size
sweatin to the oldies is basicly a way for people who are to fat or out of shape to get started with good habits TO BETTER THEMSELVES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAx25S1_yj8

>>41395083
Wasn't Jillian the trainer who gave her contestants drugs? Like weight loss pills or something not allowed in the competition?

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Now this thread is a bit more like it.

>>41394537
This should legit be the story for a fucking book or movie

>>41395083
>development of eating disorders, which have the highest mortality rate of any mental disorder

That'd be bipolar or schizophrenia

>>41399084
Entire time reading this I just wonder WHY bother helping this person? It doesn't add up
>octogenarian
>laundry list of disgusting self induced problems
>gave up on life
>Lmao let's work our hardest to get her back on track, guys! :]

Meanwhile a farmer died under a tractor or a stabbing victim bled out.

>>41395463
That's too good to be real. Zero way that's real. I REFUSE to believe that there exists such perfection (relative to my mind's amusement, mind you).

>>41399188
No it's actually anorexia nervosa - different by comparison to schizophrenia etc in that the illness itself kills you, rather than makes you want to kill yourself

>>41394640
Kek, usually how long does it need for an obese person to get prebeetus then proceeding to full blown beetus? A decade of being obese?

>>41395080
Another qt ruined

>>41395070
>But... But... Muh chronic pain!

It's the ultimate fucking cop out for these lardass wastes of humanity, this invisible condition that causes them so much pain they get to ignore their problems and avoid having to do anything.
They aught to be fucking shot.

>>41395080
god damn I hate fat people so much.

>>41395465
>>41395475
>>41395487
I can't get mad at people with trisomy 21; it's literally not their fault - dey dindu nuffin. I just feel bad for the family.
At least those with trisomy 21 die early - unlike the worst of the autists for example, who have normal life expectancies.

>>41394597
I wanted fat person hate. This just made me... sad. :(

>>41395463
>I'm 20
Jesus Christ IM 20 and I can't tell if I haven't realized how old I am yet or if this chick is aged beyond

>>41394597
I just realized how glad I am that my mom is into fitness.

>>41396017
You know, I don't even get mad at being repeated told to "fuck myself" because in the end who is going to lose? She is when all this "rebellion" causes her to live a miserable sickly life that ends in her 50s. Don't hate me for trying to save you. If you listen to me - to society - you save yourself from an early grave. Keep this arrogance of telling people to fuck off - well reap what you sow.

>>41399587
She's just really aged poorly. I'm 24, and she looks like she's in her late-20's/early-30's to me.

>>41394747
>currently a stripper
>a stripper

>"gentlemen, now get ready for our next performer...THE EYE-RIPPER STRIPPEEER!"

>>41395022
>NOT ENOUGH ADJECTIVES

>>41395091
>i can't swim a fast stroke properly because my mouth needs to constantly be above water

i'm a high school swim coach and this has me so fucking confused right now, what the hell does that have to do with her nose

>>41395463
It could be caused by the fact I'm not a native english speaker but I've got my CAE certificate safe and sound in my pocket. Yet I really don't understand the hippo dialect and fail to comprehend that text.

>>41394708
Why does this board shill for this cunt?

>>41395465
should've let her drown. another burden cut off

>>41395022
i'm sorry, anon. I feel you. My dad and mom are both 42, dad is 5'8 230lbs and mom is 5'10 240. I'm 6'0 and 199.6 down from 275.

I try to get them to just drink a fucking glass of water, but they joke their way out of it and drink a diet coke or sprite instead. Dad keeps saying he's gotta lose some weight, drink more water, eat healthier but he never does. He comes home from work and beelines it to the fridge for a jar of cheese dip for his toritos chips. Then makes two bags of ramens saying "i used to make 2 and have a sandwich..that's good, right?" yeah, dad..that's good..then he warms up leftovers..then mom cooks fried rice or hamburger helper, which he of course eats at least half of. He's been complaining about stomach issues like nearly shitting the bed at night, or extreme acid reflex and blaming the doctors. "They won't give me my damn Nexium!" while crunching down on 3 tums at a time throughout the day, following the ramen and sodas.

Mom keeps on drinking sprite like no ones business. At least 4 a day. She talks to another middle aged lady who "diets" and "eats light stuff" but is also overweight. They joke with me about my weight loss. "I wish i could lose weight like that!" and "what kinda diet are you on?". Of course i've tried to explain before about calories in vs calories out, but they don't listen so it's usually "ha-ha, the try-it diet!" before leaving. It's funny because now their house is stocked with Gluten-free shit, even the vitamins are gluten-free. They think that gluten-free, GMO-free, grassfed shit is going to take off their hundred pound excess. It's fucking not. They snack so fucking much on little cookies and shit, they can't possibly lose weight without realizing what the hell they're doing by treating themselves with those York thin mints.


My dad's grandpa died from doing exactly what my dad is. Eating. Not listening to the doctors. Ignoring body warnings like, i dunno, almost shitting the bed at 40 on a nightly basis.

>>41400272
and all i can do is watch. I put on "My 600lb Life" just to kinda nudge them, but they just joke about it. "Wow, he can't even wipe his ass!" you're gonna be the same way, dad! You're almost fucking there man. That show had more of an effect on me than it did them, they eat during it..not a salad either. "dinner", as if that is a term anymore. Dinner has no value to them anymore, it's just snack #13, warmup for the ramen and cookies. Fuck it makes me so angry.

And my dad actively tries to get me to stop dieting. He tells me my perfectly healthy cousin is "too skinny" and "ugly, skin and bones". He's fucking normal, perfectly god damn normal. My dad is a haes fuck now, apparently. He tells me i was perfectly healthy and strong looking at 230lbs 6'0 with no muscle definition. I was panting from just walking in the sun.

Sorry for the rant. I just have no one to vent to right now besides /fit/.

>>41395022
>gravity well
My sides have ascended into orbit

>>41395059
If you follow that logic, you might as well become a heroin addict.

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>>41394747
this world is DOOMED
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

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>>41395080

>>41396822
>>41399637

Could be worse. My dad was severely overweight and diabetic, then he started exercising and watching his diet. He lost a good 80+ lbs, lost the diabetes and was generally way happier and healthier. Then he got sick (just a cold or some shit), stopped exercising and dieting. His diabetes is coming back, he's regaining weight and he looks incredibly unhappy all the time. It's hard to watch and there's nothing I can do about it.

>>41394555
Fucking bitch

>>41394747
>be lesbian
>have a son
How does that work? I thought you are born with your orientation.

>>41395465
Didn't happen

>>41401567
i wonder if she lives in one of America's fine, cozy trailer parks

>>41401747
You can condition people do to a lot weirder stuff than just switching your sexual orientation. Not everyone is born with this shit. Some deranged people do it on a whim, to shock, to belong to be accepted into a group, to create an identity. All those progressive LGBTQ creatures, do they look and act like happy, well-adjusted people? Or is it that they more often than not choose subconsciously to go down that route in order to create an identity for themselves and gain acceptance in a group.

>>41399026
That's a man, baby

>>41394747
>FALLYN STAR

That kid is either going to be some sort of ghetto chad or bullied into suicide

>>41401805
Doesnt matter to me, they still tell a good story.

>>41401747
8 out of every 10 women that say they are lesbians actually take dickings once in a while

>>41395022
>butter golem
thats a good one

>>41395070
Have they not heard of swimming? Shit, I even see old ass folks in the morning doing tai chi and I am sure they have more problems than this landwhale

>>41395463
>3 kids by the time she hits 20
Prime female right there

>>41401804
>Not everyone is born with this shit
I know but that's what they always tell us.
Sometimes I think they have a hierarchy based on who has the most metal illnesses.

>>41401834
>say you're lesbian
>you aren't actually lesbian
really tickles my pickles. Isn't sex, gender, etc a very sensitive topic for them and yell at you if you get it wrong? Don't expect me to know shit about you if you haven't it even sorted out for yourself.

>>41401747
Drunk sex at a party?

>>41402140
Most of them are straight and just doing it for the attention.

>>41397249
Honestly, considering how his parents were (obese and enabling), the kid was going to get diabetes regardless.

>>41399026
I can't help but see this person as pathetic.

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>>41395091
Going from type 1 obese to overweight fixed my sleep apnea.
It also fixed my chub rub, heartburn, and I'm pretty sure it's all the exercise that fixed my balance.
I wish there were a machine that could give them a healthy body for just an hour, so they could experience the feel of running, and no stomach problems, touch a leg or arm and feel muscle instead of fat, to not feel constantly oxygen starved.
Then I'd say "all this can be yours forever... But it's going to take some hard work, some knowledge, sometime being uncomfortable, and abstaining from things... But you can do it.
I think at least half would be willing to try.
Hell I've stumbled and backslid, but I'll never quit, I like my fledgling muscles and ability to mount stairs without being out of breath too much.

>>41395463
>u must be white
>looks does not matter to me
Hmm

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>>41395022
>hogger

>>41399284
Chronic pain is a real thing man. I was blown up in Afghan and my knees and hips feel like they're going to collapse on themselves every day. I still lift though because momma aint raise no bitch. Just saying that medical diagnosis are real things if they're actually diagnosed.

>>41395080
>some lardass got with a qt
>meanwhile im still alone
why even live

>>41402706
Probably cant be that qt if shes fucking lard asses.

>>41402590

Race isn't just a color.

>>41402658
>comparing soldiers who got shell shocked on the battlefield to whiny obeasts who bitch and moan about 'muh conditions'

dont do that anon

>>41395022
> butter huffer

wew

>>41395070
i literally have ehlers danlos and POTS. i just got botox in my shoulder an hour ago to minimize pain when working out (due to ehlers danlos), exercise intolerant my ass, it's hard but this made me hate fat people even more. the excuses they make.

>>41402625
O wow, I didn't realize how much I missed that game.

It was pretty much only escape from my step mom. The deal was that I stay in my room and don't do anything and she doesn't hit me. She'd still yell at me but it was a step up.

>>41403130
I've heard worse deals.

>>41402862
invisible conditions are real though. i'm the ehlers danlos botox anon, it's very safe to say it has impacted my life and continues to do so. it's the fucks with no control that wouldn't make it regardless of "muh conditions" or not. they're too far gone and need an excuse for everything

>>41395091
Fat logic is to prefer to have invasive surgery on your face rather than eat less.

>>41399775
breathing, obtaining oxygen

>>41395463
>IM PREG AGINA

>>41395076
We all have the eat anything and stay thin genes. The key is that it's okay to eat anything, just not everything.

>>41402535

Yeah, but the camping trip story was entertaining.

>>41394575
Fat fucks like these are the absolute worst. I worked a restaurant and they would always waddle in 5 minutes to closing and order enough food for 4 people. We would tell them while they're ordering that this stuff is for a to go order only because we're closing. They would always throw a fit and "how am I supposed to bring all this food home?!"

>>41402625
Hmmm, i always thought his name was Hodger, must be the mandolin effect at it again.

>>41399026
stopped reading halfway through.

this person, probably a guy, is just typing out his revenge fantasy.

nothing but bitter ramblings.

a barista would never take someone's piss and put it in their drinks.

why would she want to handle some crazy bitches piss and risk going to jail?

>>41404016
Hey man, the thread is called fat people stories and thats the only one I had and I got it years ago. There was a couple funny ones from a guy in a Chinese but I forgot to save them.

>>41404086
Also one about some dude called boy blue or something.

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I see a lot of people using this image (and images like it) to justify being fat, saying they don't need to look like a body builder because they're strong anyway.

nobody seems to acknowledge that the guy on the top is still gonna be way stronger than the general populous

>>41394597

Fuckin hell that hit harder than expected.

>>41395022
>gravy dumpster
meine seiten

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The contrast

>>41404348
I hate that "fat but strong" shit. I used to be that way like 215 5'11" but it was ok to because I was """Strong""" could barely bench 1pl8, squat was 160 with terrible form obviously, deadlift was like 170. It made me feel so fucking dumb for all that big but strong talk. Thankfully I've kept with it, I still have a long ways too go but it feels good to start getting the the point where my lifts aren't totally laughable.

>>41402585

Good for you anon, keep going. What's chub rub?

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>>41402658

Kept running over IEDs in Iraq here, the hip pain is no fucking joke. Squats have actually helped a lot over time as the muscles around my hips have gotten stronger. It feels like it helps me balance the load around my hips so it doesn't hurt as much.

Can't lift away tinnitus though :\

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>>41395022
>butter golem
>lard goblin
>sumo reject
>gravy dumpster
>pork beast

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>>41404611
Chub rub is where you are so fat / sweaty that your inner thighs rub together and give you a friction burn, so it's either get the burn and pull out all ur leg hairs or waddle like the fat penguin you are.
I think I must have been a bit mentally ill to let it get that bad and not even care

>>41404658
>Can't lift away tinnitus though :\
No but this has worked for me before.
>Place the palms of your hands over your ears with fingers resting gently on the back of your head. Your middle fingers should point toward one another just above the base of your skull. Place your index fingers on top of you middle fingers and snap them (the index fingers) onto the skull making a loud, drumming noise. Repeat 40-50 times.

>>41401568

>Lost the diabetes

I always thought it was permament once you got it

>>41404824
I think only type 1 is permanent.

>>41404824
Name, my doc friend said if you fix ur diet and exercise within up to 5 years you can sometime recover.
Longer and this Kills the pancreas
This is for type 2 only tho

>>41394537

fake. The parents would have taken him out of the camp after they decided to sue

>>41394537


Found this when searching for fat camp after reading OP's screencap

Honestly the most pathetic bunch of people you could ever find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrbBDscG7f0

>>41404846
type 1 is a genetic defect, used to be called juvenile diabetes but now that more and more juveniles are fat shits (aka type 2s) they stopped calling it juvenile diabetes. type 1 is permanent, and type 2 can reach a point where your pancreas is fucked beyond repair

>>41402535
>average woman

Sounds about right

>>41400272
>>41400320
This made me sad. You okay, anon? Idk what you could do to help, aside from straight up telling them they will die early like this and you want them to change their ways because you love them and want them around. If they don't respond to that, you might just have to wait for a health scare to set them straight (or not).

>>41394555
Disneybounding sounds so stuid

>>41405271

Probably not so dumb as a kid though

>>41403130
Then right after you have to fix Old Blanchys cart and the quest down the Defias rabbit hole begins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3O2r5K8e9A

I miss it

>>41394708
> Constantly talking about pol and fit
> "My life is great they're just cucks!"
> Will literally be dead within the next 3 years

He's accepted it deep down atleast

>>41405271
Kids are stupid.

>>41400320
>>41400272
Jesus Christ, that's severely depressing.

>>41400272
Thanks for sharing that with me. I appreciate it and it helps me feel not alone. My mother and father are the same way. I love them so much but they are obese and I don't see them changing. My dad is a fast food junkie. He has made it a habit to always swing by some fast food place after getting off work. So his diet is literally 90 percent wendy's/macdonalds/ect... because my mom don't cook and he doesn't want to cook for himself. Then my mom is constantly eating "snacks" she's not as big as my dad but her grazing all the time is just as bad when her diet is nothing but pre-packaged chips and candy with soda. She has diabetes he has cholesterol problems and neither will make ANY changes to help themselves. It's like watching the two people you love most slowly poison themselves. Actually, that's exactly what it is. And it hurts. I don't want to lose my mom and dad :(

>>41405056
I just don't understand. Like - if you're not going to comply to the program why even be there. It's so weird they are begging the fatties to comply to the program and having to search their bags and stuff for food and getting yelled at and the fatties are all like "they better not do X Y Z or they are going to be in for a rude awakening" - I mean, jesus WHY ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS PROGRAM IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO COMPLY it's just a waste of everybodies time.

>>41405056
Fat girl, name's Fatima kek

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>>41395059
hilarious
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/us-life-expectancy-declines-for-the-first-time-since-1993/2016/12/07/7dcdc7b4-bc93-11e6-91ee-1adddfe36cbe_story.html?utm_term=.cd7aedbcdfd1

>>41395076
>"Can-Eat-Anything-And-Stay-Thin Genes"
>Sister

Fucking Kek

>>41405356
I don't get it. Why do some people just completely refuse to cook for themselves?

I used to cook for myself all the time when I was living on my own, I'm lazy as shit when it comes to preparing food so I made really simple meals but they were healthy, tasty and it only cost me 5 euro a night for two full plates for only ten to twenty minutes of work.

Maybe that's something we need to teach in schools because apparently parents won't do it.

>>41405472

Fatima is the dyke trainer with the Zyzz haircut/tan

>>41395091
>I self diagnosed sleep apnea
>self diagnosed

Literal retard alert

>>41405569
It always amazes me when I find out people cant or wont cook for themselves. All I do most days is throw shit in the oven for half an hour, like shit dude was that so time consuming? Two minutes to put a little spice on chicken breast and then another few seconds to turn it over a quarter of an hour later?

>>41405618
Those Facebook posts about fat pride aren't gonna Like themselves I suppose

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>>41395022
>aisle blocker
Fucking mega kek

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>>41396372
>angry wall of flesh

>>41395076
I know how she feels. My twin brother got the stay-thin-genes but I didn't, so I'm twice his weight and he can't understand why. It's infuriating!!!

>>41404783
i started working out at the same time i started to have some fat rub. im SO glad i did

>>41394640
>>41395032
They can. Just has to be atleast one or two other people bumping aswell.

Also one person cannot bump more than one times in a row.

>>41399340
it may sound cruel, but why not just let them die at that point? or put them up for adoption

all it does is sap resources and energy from the parents and family

>>41395083
I would give anything just to have a session where she screams at me.

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>>41395022
Gave me the feels too

My mom:
>Really short (had complications as a child that stunted her growth)
>Developed thyroid disorder in her 30's
>she sleeps like shit
>constantly fatigued
>overweight
>bad knees
>has all the hallmark signs of anxiety disorder, refuses to seek help.
>mfw she's only 50 and it's getting hard for her to walk

She's not "obese", You wouldn't let out a gasp and say "oh shit, man the harpoons!" when she walks into the room. But she's never exercised a day in her life, poor muscle mass/bone density.

Feels bad man.

>>41395059
Healthy, strong, beautiful people aren't immortal- Might as well be fat.

>>41394597
My mom would kind of look like this if she wasn't a triathlete. Not ugly like her, but i can tell by her fat distributions that if she was fat, she would look a lot like that woman. This just makes me kind of sad.

>>41405910
Even if your sons a retarded spastic hes still your son. Its pretty much coded into your genetics that you will want to look after them.
[spoiler]insert black dad joke here[/spoiler]

>>41406128
Fuck happened there? I pushed Ctrl and shift.

>>41406128
This.
The bond between a child and a parent (most of the time) is incredible. Parents will love their children even if their child is a complete monster.

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>>41406128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSFVO12Srho

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>Amatuer bodybuilding show
>This fat piece goes into the show
>Photographer decides to not put her picture in the shows gallery because he made a poor judgement call since her picture was not very flattering
>ham planet doesnt understand that a bodybuilding show is all about physique, leanness, muscle mass, etc.. She called it a contest of hot girls at one point
>ham planet gets upset, puts a huge blast on facebook towards the photographer, potentially ruining his life
>gets a news interview
>suddenly its all about fat shaming and her 2 year weight lose journey
>people call her out saying she shouldnt have been there in the first place
>majority of people go "YOU GO GIRL LOL SCREW THEM YOU ARE HOT"
>posts an hour long video
>hour long hypocritical video, constantly saying she doesnt care, but made sure everything went viral and for it to go to the news
>suddenly its about suicide, rape, body image, molestation, ANTS MAN ANT LOL, and other SJW bullshit
>somehow compares her not getting her picture put up for the show to kids killing themselves
>video located on facebook
JanaBabe/videos/10158799360570037/

>>41406154
Its coded into humans anyway. I read somewhere that a dudes brain is basically wired to make them think their baby looks like themselves so they will take more intrest in it.
Lions are shitty parents and it never ceases to amuse me when I see sassy black women on the TV describing themselves as a proud lioness.

>>41406154
"Mom? I am ok! look I can still walk, don't you see? it hurts a bit but I will be fine in few moment! see? you see this?...mom? are you crying? mom? where are you going? mom! ..."

>he doesnt channel the retard strength you get from protecting your child to get a new PR
Never gonna make it.

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>>41406146
Spoiler tags only work on certain boards.

Not a fat person story but figure /fit/ might be interested

>be GP working in small clinic
>recent patient of mine is a fucking retard
>comes in because he has a severe flu that's lasted several weeks
>after a lot of dicking around figure out he is HIV positive
>he says he doesn't know how he contracted it
>denies having gay sex, injecting needles, etc
>in this situation we normally have a small investigation because others might have contracted it the way he did
>after 2 weeks he mentions that he slept with several transexual whores
>ask him why he didn't tell us earlier
>"You asked about gay sex, I didn't think it was relevant"
>have a 30 minute argument with this POZ'd up retard on whether or not its gay to fuck trannys
>literally the most fucked up conversation I've ever had as a GP

>>41406154
>>41406220
REEEEEEEE YOU DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>41394597
that's not very nice, I don't hate overweight elderly people

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>>41404086
I got three, want them all?

>>41406803
Please post them up, anon.

>>41405417
Desire to change and self-control don't always go hand-in-hand. If those people could control their impulses, they wouldn't need a program.

>>41406440
You did it wrong. Doesnt matter if gay sex.
You could just have asked if he had sex..

>>41407481
Gay sex is way riskier in terms of STD transmission. Less use of condoms, microtears of the rectun/anus, etc.

>>41407649
Yes, it is.
But if you just found someone with HIV at least you want to know EVERYONE he had sex.

The procedure has been miscarried.

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>>41406128
>Brother is born premature
>severe complications but he manages to pull through
>he's crippled but he can still talk somewhat, not much though since he's mentally handicapped as well
>parents put him through physical therapy and he's actually able to get some motor skills going
>at one point he even eats on his own
>then his mind starts giving out more and more
>can't walk at all, complete lack of control over his motor skills, has to be fed by my mother and father after about 8 years of him getting stronger and better
>got into fights over him when other kids would say shit, he was my brother and I hated that people would try to mock him
>eventually things break down so badly that he's having seizures
>mother is absolutely losing her mind the first time it happens yelling about how her baby is dying
>we get him on medication eventually and now the seizures have stopped
>he's 22, still being taken care of by my parents
>they'd never stop taking care of him so long as they're able to do so efficiently
>both of my parents are now over 50 years old, both wanting to retire

The connection a family has in undeniable. My family would go through hell and back to make sure he's taken care of excluding my one cunt of a brother who disowned us over him and my mother.

>>41396822
I'm really trying to help her
:(

>>41407692
Honestly if my kid was retarded id feel no emotional connection to them. They're on the level of worms, just acting on basic instinct. It's not even a human life at that point, not really any self awareness, let alone any ability to take care of themselves. The Spartans had the right idea of making sure their babies were healthy, if not off they go.

>>41406440
TRAPS AREN'T GAY

>>41408212
I nearly got a paper cut just swiping over your post on my phone you edgelord.

>>41395949
For real, though, DDR is some hard exercise shit if you do it right.

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>mfw I read through these and remember that I'm skinnyfat and these threads are the only reason I come to /fit/

>>41398034
14 is still a kid, wtf are you talking about? He might not have been a child, but he's a kid.

>>41408269
What qualities gives humanity to a person? Take time to think about it. Retards share hardly none of those qualities.

>>41408212

You are just a jerk.
Luckily you will never get even a gf, so no kids for you.

>>41407692
That's so sad anon :(
sorry for you

>>41408212
Say that when you produce offspring fag.

>>41408212
Agreed, despite the fags who think it's just an attempt to be edgy.

I would honestly be angry if my wife birthed a potato. Mainly because our society would expect me to take care of it the rest of my days instead of simply taking the mulligan and trying again. Really you could have 5 normal kids and they would be the same amount of work as one tard who will do nothing but exist for awhile then die; whereas the normal kids would be of actual value to society and your evolutionary line.

>>41395054
oh my god can I contract the rice booze disease? I'd pay for that shit.

>>41395070
if I had a guy lurking around corners with a potato gun, you'd be fucking correct to assume I'd practice running.

>>41408859
100% agree anon, couldnt of said it better myself

>>41394747
>be Honduran
>read this

I feel nothing but shame. I know our country is irrelevant short of our outstanding murder rate per capita but still, this is painful.

Guys

I think I have a problem with moderation
Today I ate
>5 cups of coffee
>2 scoops of chocolate protein powder in the coffee
>an entire tub of strawberries
>2 bananas
>an apple
>half a cup (before cooking) of oats
>2 vodka screwdrivers (tampico ""OJ"" so that part was only 100cal)
>the crumbs at the bottom of a bag of chips and some homemade salsa

>>41406426
kek

anyone got the greentext of the 3 roommates where the skinny one gets a fatasfatass gf?

>>41409453

It almost seems like you think "fruits and vegetables" means you can have fruits but no vegetables. Too much fruit is about the same as candy and multivitamins. Not gonna make it.

>>41395465
definitely 100% happened

>>41409554
I actually eat a lot of veggies, I just had fruit in the house today.

I have no problem downing 4 heads of cauliflower or broccoli, I just have a problem with eating small amounts of something.

If I want "a" banana for example I'll pull one of the bunch, kill it in three bites and go back for two more. I'm the same way with veggies

>>41395054
>redheads need different doses of opiates

I love when they get a kernel of real information, douse it in exaggeration and confusion, and then use it as an example that doesn't even really apply.

>>41395070
>potato gun

They can't even be violent without involving food

>>41409667
Potato guns are a real thing. They are also pretty much harmless. If thats the level of pain she has to deal with god help her if she suffers a real injury like stubbing her toe or something.

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Ever vigilant

>>41399026
jesus christ I want a dead-soul bitch like that
I would gladly drink her peecoffee and shitburgers

>>41409722
>BUT IT'S FRIED
What did he mean by that?

>>41404783
I was born with that shit. first thing to get fat is my goddamn thighs that choke my balls out

>>41406149
>Parents will love their children even if their child is a complete monster.

didn't we have a "we pretend to be our mothers" thread the other day? you should go through it

>>41409917
I'd take it over the man titties I got.

>>41395463
This one is sad.

>>41395070
This one makes ne rage the most
>cousin is martial arts instructor
>marries girl and trains her, sets up their own dojo
>all of a sudden (like over the course of a single year) her mother, two aunts and grandmother have fibromyalgia ans are living off disability
>now cousins wife has it
>applies for disability but doesn't get it, probably was becoming a bit suspicious that everyone in the family got it in a year
>can no longer work but promised she will take care of taxes etc to still make herself useful
>sits at home doing nothing for a year
>friend is having to work a physically demanding job for crazy hours, then come home and cook/clean for his rapidly growing wife
>turns out she wasn't sorting taxes or anything else, had spent a year literally lying in bed watching tv
>business goes under and cousin goes into debt
>has to get a shit job he hates and work 60+ hours a week just to get by
>she is no 'allergic to soap' and can no longer wash dishes
>house is a litteral shithole, dirty dishes all over the kitchen, piles of clothes she has outgrown all around the house, her cats (that she locks downstairs while she is in bed 23 hours a day) have pissed on everything
>'cousin rolling onto her' in the night has become o painful because muh fybromyalgia so he has to sleep on the sofa
>the list of foods she is allergic too just keeps growing, along with her fat ass
>basically living off Pringles, Coke and chocolate at this point
>family put together their disability money and go on holiday to Disney world
>somehow her fybromialgia 'clears up' and she can spend 3 weeks running around that park (same shit for her aunt who normally needs a wheelchair)
>comes home and go strait back to sitting on her 300lb+ ass all day in bed
>if cousin even tried to complain she sets off bitching about how he doesn't understand her illness

I can't stand that woman literally ruined my cousins life because she's too lazy to do anything

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>>41410021
same thing happened to my bro

literally hate that do nothing bitch, doesn't even cook fucking pathetic female

>>41410021
I find that story, and so many others like that very hard to believe. Post photos for proofs.

>>41406440
>be GP working in small clinic
damn son, my first thought was 'why would GP play support'

>>41408600
Go and fucking lift

>>41396017
>dieting for years
>still fat

>>41405056

Look at the way everyone keeps coddling the female whenever she flips out. No wonder she's a spoiled fat cunt.

>>41395080
This is pretty disgusting ain't it, like having a gf or wife that "made a mistake" such as this.. how can you ever love her?

Were the allahu akbars right all along?

>>41401804

haha just replace lgbtq with /pol/

>>41405292
Same

>>41407692
Ignore the edgy guy, anger and deflections are just poor disguises for the shame he carries.

>>41407481
There about 1% chance of contracting HIV from heterosex for the woman, and even less for a male.

One quarter of gays have AIDS.
Very few of non-gays have HIV, and a very high percentage of those are from needles.

>>41395465
not even a good fake story

>>41408212
I understand your feelings, anon. I thought so as well that I can be detached from everyone. Hell, even with my wife I don't really feel that connected, it was basically marriage for rational reasons like land, houses and wealth of both families but then we've made ourselves a goddamn healthy daughter.
First two weeks she was a bother.
Next two months she was kinda cute.
And Buddha save me, I'm hooked deep now. There's no coming back. I even talk to my spouse warmer and we spend time together as that little incapable parasitic beautiful beast connected us like never before.

>>41394708
>raped by mom, dad and sister
??

>>41401747
adoption senpai
or sperm donated

or maybe in lesbians with a trans so the dick isnt really a dick to her?

>>41410523
That's completely different, /pol/ is depressed because the world is going to shit and there's no way to stop it

>>41395080
I-I think that might have been my ex...

>>41394575
>>41403764
Can't you just say. "Sorry, we're closing."The last time when I tried to get something 20-10 minutes before closing, they just refused and asked to leave.

>>41411333
Probably made him eat broccoli or something.

>>41408683
>wanting to have kids

Get a load of this goy

>>41410021
>cat owner is a lazy irresponsible piece of shit

Of course

>>41411951
>not wanting to pass on your genes
>wanting to be biologically unsuccessful
Never gonna make it.

>>41410523
>waah u triggered me! /pol/ are the real villains

Nope, all these obese gender bending retards live pathetic lives, and you will too.

>>41399795
I understand every single thing in that text and I don't even have the FCE

your post confirmed my suspicions, cambridge exams are a fucking joke

>>41411992
>m-muh genes
>u gotta have kids to fit in!

Lmao, who gives a shit. Be a good goyim and waste the majority of your time/money raising people who'll probably just resent you. I give zero shits about "muh human race" or "muh family", money and free time are a million times more important.

>>41402590
race is a social construct silly

>>41412025
Nobody said anything about raising a kid. Turtles dont raise their children but they still have them and are biologically successful unlike certain basement dwelling creatures in this thread.

>>41401805
>>41402535
>>41404016
>t. second day on 4chan

the fuck is wrong with the newfaggotry influx lately? been away for two weeks and this place is riddled with facebook tier redditors, /tv/ spastics and /pol/ memesters, I mean more than usual

something put us on the spot again?

Brace yourself, http://shareblue.com/white-house-says-diabetics-dont-deserve-health-insurance/

> Under Mulvaney’s standard, an examination of their eating habits and how their disease was triggered would have to be undertaken before it could be determined whether they are deserving of health insurance or not.

>>41412144
>shareblue

>>41410290
Ever heard of genetics?

>>41412419
nice meme

>>41401567
was this made by a fat guy?

>>41405056
kek at that soundtrack. it's like watching some old frag videos

>>41399269
Depends a lot on diet, degree of obesity, and genes I would think, but from the fatties I've known it can take anywhere from 7 years or so to their whole life until their mid 40s

>>41412039
>y-you're a basement dweller

I'll keep that in mind as I travel the world, and pursue art, sport, and education with all my free time while you cart back to Walmart for yet another load of diapers.

>>41395022
I feel you, my mom is the same. I stopped talking to her years ago because her denial is so strong. She dragged my sister into it too

>>41412144
>shareblue

You gonna link The Huffington Post next as an unbiased source?

>>41401747
Turkey baster. This legit happens, no joke

>>41401747
That is largely a meme defense for homosexual rights when the real defense should be "who gives a fuck what other people do in private". Orientation is mix of genes, enviorment, and reinforcement, and very few people are fully one way or the other, esspecially lesbians, most I've known have been """lesbians""".

>>41402140
Sexual preference isn't binary, plenty of fit threads to attest to that

>>41395022
>tfw mother has become interested in health due to being tired of being obease.
>lost 60 pounds so far
>recently she called me to say she no longer has an obease bmi
She's gonna make is brahs

>>41407692
Honestly seems incredibly selfish of your parents to make him suffer living a life like this. He has no quality of life, they only keep him alive because they can't stand the idea of putting him out of his misery themselves ; he lives a life of misery to keep them from feeling icky about doing the right thing. They should've put him out of his misery long ago and adopted one of the many perfectly healthy kids that need a home. Again, selfish

>>41409453
Sounds like your problem is lack of tastebuds. And how big are you coffees? Od'ing on caffeine is not good

>>41396017
I'll never understand the "it's obsessive to pay attention to what you eat" meme
How can someone not pay attention to whatever it is they do in their life?

>>41406128
>be me
>born with deformed spine
>born without use of an eye
>fucking ribs are deformed
At a glance I look normal but I live every day in pain, and it will only get worse as I get older. I will not allow a child into this world to suffer needlessly, like these fucking tards do.

Abortion would have been an act of mercy. Not only for the child but the entire fucking family. There is a such thing as too high a cost for life, and people who willingly give birth to a fucking potato pay an extreme cost with no real gain.

>>41411647
Nah because then they throw a fit and go on about how it's 8:54, not 9:00. "You're refusing me service even during operating hours, I'll sue!" I've been to places near closing (and I know they're about to close) due to my work schedule. Before ordering anything I'll ask what they have left already prepared that isn't going to require them dirtying up the grill again for me.

9 times out of 10 they throw a whole mess of extra stuff I didn't even ask for because they're thankful.

>>41410021
Same thing here
>have friends live down the way
>both are overweight
>the bf works as a manager
>she stays home
>recently heard she gets up at one in the afternoon
>kid gets up by gf mom and she takes her to school
>mom bascially cleans and cooks and takes care of the other child while she sleeps
>when bf comes home he takes over the duties
>she doesnt want to work at all
>she used to but now she rather just sleep and be lazy
>one time school age kid went to a field trip
>bf took a day off to go be a chaperone because gf said she was "too busy"
>turns around and complains how he should get paid more

>>41394597
>auto-saging

Leave desu.

>>41413962
I drink the entire pot at once. Cups is a measurement, and well within safe daily limits for caffeine.

>>41405285
kids can just wear costumes, though.

disneybounding sounds like "adults" having a sad because disney won't let them wear costumes to the parks.

>>41416079
>google Disneybounding
>most of the pics are landwhales

>>41416290
Adult Disney fans are childish tumblr women (usually fat) or homosexual men

>>41395054

REEEEEEEEE THAT ISNT HOW DRUGS WORK

t. pharmacy student

>>41405989
Oh man Anon you just speared me in the heart with mom feels.
Right before Mother's Day too.

> Love my mom to death
> Mom is my hero and best friend
> She turned 56 last year. Short. Just passed the threshold from overweight to obese
> Happiest, funniest, friendliest, hardest working woman you'll ever meet. Works two jobs and volunteers
> Eats out with my dad and her girlfriends, snacks a lot on candied nuts, sweets, cookies, pastries, sugary drinks
> Martinis with gal pals on weekends
> Joint pain, bad legs and feet, awful sleep, starting to get chronic headaches and migraines
> Won't slow down or stop to look at her quality of health
> Happy with her life and with herself
> Scared I'm gonna lose my mom before she's 60

>>41406803
Yes please kind anon

>>41416722
>mad because no one makes athletic gear for people who historically exercise way less than others

>>41395091
>Nose does not breathe

Literally has to be bad teeth. Usually Wisdom Teeth and a overbite or underbite can cause these problems due to crowding. Braces need to be put in and Wisdom Teeth need to be pulled out.

But then again fatty may not understand that too much weight can also cause the organs in the body to hurt itself over time including bone.

>>41412419
So take the genetics out of your fridge

>>41400272
Sugar is basically the same as hard drugs like meth and heroin if not worse in terms of addiction. There was a study where rats would run on an electric floor for sweet water than to go down a normal hallway with basic water.

Anything more than 50grams of sugar a day will literally spike the blood into thinking it is hungry, when it's not.

>>41417251
Your brain still thinks sugar is rare as fuck like it was when we were living in caves and shit and makes you think it tastes nice to get you to eat as much of it as you can while its still there. Same sort of thing with fat really.

>>41401804
Dude exactly I know a person who suddenly became gay in high school even though when we talked it was absolutely normal.

>>41416586
This is missing references to Yoga and PCOS

>>41406154
is this documentary-kino?

>>41409653
it's like when they get a bit of real food, douse it in the fryer and butter, then use it as an example that eating healthy doesn't work

>>41399188
no its eating disorders, read more

>>41416993
>nasal obstruction
>must be dental

Although crowding/dental issues could cause breathing problems, septal deviations and related issues do cause a lot of breathing issues.
t. Someone who had to have multiple corrective surgeries to fix nose

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>>41416586
tfw my cut from 230 to 200 is 3000 calories.

6'6 doe.

>>41419678

this reads like a parody of millennial entitlement

but i'm sure it's real

honestly generation zyklon needs to purge us

>>41419678
>fatty massacre when?

>>41416766
Replace this with Grandpa and dad
>granddad drinks nothing but pepsi
>works as a stockboy so he's as strong as an ox, which mitigates his pepsi habit to an extent
>already had a stroke last year and half his face was paralyzed
>motherfucker wont stop hitting dat pepsi

>be dad
>separated from mom years ago
>married a new woman
>motherfucker got testicular cancer and beat it
>Motherfucker started eating like a motherfucker
>smokes like his lungs are indestructible
>drinks
>occasionally does cocaine

I've already accepted the fact that I'm going to lose them, I might as well enjoy what time I have with them.

>>41419707
Dude 6'6" 200lbs is pretty fucking skinny, right? I'm 6' 190 and I'm still really lean

>>41416586
>I eat below 1000 calories and still gain weight

I've been eating below 1000 for the past 4 days. I haven't gained anything but I haven't lost anything either. I lost over 60lbs in 2 months but it won't budge now, it's frustrating.

Not giving up though, giving up is for faggots.

>>41405056
@7:20
jesus, is that hawaiian punch in the background?

>>41403302
yeah but every swimmer is taught to inhale with their mouth and exhale through their nose

>>41405056
>I'd prob'ly hand meself

kek. With what rope? The mooring rope from the Titanic hasn't been found.

That fatass Andy, need to keep muh bludsugahs up... it's because yer blood sugar is high CONSTANTLY that you're rotting from the inside out from beetus type two, ignorant motherfucker! It's only type 1 that are at risk from low blood sugar.

>>41419931
>I'm 6' 190 and I'm still really lean
bullshit

post pic

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>>41406426
I think that already exists in DOOM

>>41419952
4 days is nothing also unless you are under 5'0 enjoy that hairloss

>>41405056
Why does the mudslime have a suicide vest on the whole time?

new thread >>41420785

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>>41405056
CHOCOLATE

>>41419678
>I refuse to be brainwashed

OH, THE IRONY

>>41405056
that tv host in the red dress is such a cutie, would marry

>>41406154
Comments section is a goldmine. Quality reading; hilatious.

>>41401567
Fat guys might be worse than fat women

>>41419899
so your grandpa likes pepsi
and your dad likes coke

they must argue over it all the time

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>>41421263
took me a second

>>41413687
Lack of control over their eating is often paired with a lack of control over their emotions. Growing up with this obese, borderline, screeching, constant suicide threatening harpy who actually tried to kill me several times was pure hell. And the abuse doesn't stop when you're eighteen, they imagine they have a right to torture you and mess your shit up for as long as they live. Now that I've cut her off it's like playing life on easy mode.

>>41419788
>implying generation z isnt the worst of all
What are they going to call the next generation by the way? Generation zz? Generation unicorn?