>Alright, Anon! Just one more question: Are you sexually active?

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>t-thats kinda personal doc

>>41393189
No

Didn't you see I'm married

Yes I am

>>41393189
>"You tell me!" *laughs*
>Ask her what she's doing this weekend *subtly flex*

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My friend rub his penis on mine

Is this before or after she touches my dick

>>41393189
"Okay, but when you do have sex, do you use a condom?"
"... I haven't had sex in 10 years"

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>I root

https://youtu.be/F8kq2fvQ_SY

I was buying condoms today for the first time. It was odd but I tried not to be an autist about it

how is masturbating not sexually activate

>>41393189
Does getting your load blown at the strip club count?

>>41393189
>y-you too

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>I told my doctor no
>she thought I was lying

> Yes I have sex 5-6 times a week with my gf of 6 months


that was supposed to be so hard?

>>41393341
Why didn't you fuck her

>>41393189
Nope.

>>41393234
>You mean "flex a cep"?

>>41393315
Actually laughed food out my mouth

>>41393189
i jerked off 3 times today

>>41393189
Yep, actually that's why I'm here. I really gotta get a handle on these STIs.

No I havent had sex in 4 years. Im so incredibly alone and life isnt worth living anymore. Please prescribe me something so I can just end it all

>>41393189

"That depends on what you're doing tonight."

>>41393222
kek MARRIAGE AMIRITE?

>>41393189
Serious question, is this a question you get asked at the doctor's? I've literally never been to a doctor in years.

I pay aging Asian women to jerk me off once a month after a massage

>>41393189
No. Don't even masturbate.

>>41393222
Trips of truth

>>41393189
Y-you too

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e-extremely!!

>>41393189
Is that an offer?

>>41393341
I had a doctor stare at me in disbelief and I was pretty young at the time.
People that don't know me just assume I fuck everything in sight for whatever fucking reason.

I'm asexual.

>for you

>>41393198
Sauce?

>>41394094
Yes

>>41396658
Queen of /pol/

>>41393189
i do nofap m'nurse

I did fertility tests and have a high sperm count that's extremely motile. I knocked up my wife twice. Both times it only took one instance of unprotected sex.

This would be a profoundly stupid question to ask me.

BTW - if you're thinking about having unprotected sex definitely think twice. It sometimes takes years for couples to get preg. Sometimes it's instant. Really fucking glad I wore condoms when I banged all those randos forever ago.

>>41396837
usually I creampie them but act like an autistic weirdo afterwards. They get that plan b as soon as they leave the place

>>41396898

I would love to see this miserably awkward conversation in action.

>>41393189

my wife is passed out beside me with a load inside her. We want more kids.

>>41395212
kek

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>>41393189

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who has time for sex? :/

Kinda

>>41393341
>>41395256
you two are most likely attractive which is why they would expect you to crush cheeks

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what is sex like

>>41397581
like bags of salty milk

>>41397581
the opposite of sand

>>41397581
bags of salty sand

>>41393189
>no

>>41397631
>>41397641
>>41397660
kek

>>41397631
>>41397641
>>41397660
y'all niggas are unhelpful

>>41397772
SAND, PADME. I HATE IT

>>41397581
Disappointing, you soon learn that a penis can only feel so much orgasm.

>>41397559
You will never truly experience sex as it was meant to be experienced, only a hedonistic abomination of intercourse that you have convinced yourself is normal and natural.

>>41393189
No. Wanna activate me? ;))
*flexes a 'cep*

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>>41397942
hey don't be like that tonight okay. i'm feeling kinda down :(

>>41397581
sex with a random is worse than jacking off. it's a lot less effort and you have to worry about stds and pregnancy

sex with a girl you love is awesome though

>>41393189

>tfw thought I had psoriasis
>went to the doctor and it turns out it was just a benis fungal infection

Everything went better than expecto : )

>>41393189
>No.

>>41393189
im free tonight, if that's your question.

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>>41396658
>he doesn't know

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>>41395256
>asexual
You mean you're confused and using defense mechanisms to compensate for fear of intimacy or lack of understanding of social conduct? Yeah that's what I thought.

>>41397350
>my wife is passed out beside me with a load
>so ugly and unattractive your wife has to be unconscious to fuck you

Yes, but 2~3 times a month. I'm with my gf for 5 yrs.

My sex like is like 2/10

>>41393341

Love the pic

Does penis inspection day at my gym count?

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Do escorts count?

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>Wow anon...you're certainly healthy down there

>>41398060
Don't tiddies feel good?

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>Well Anon, its time time give you the erection test. >Lest see how fast you can get hard.

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>>41396658
oh god no..spare his sommerchild innocence

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>>41400868
>No, Nurse Caveman! Me no want Snu-Snu!

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>>41393189
not in over 3 years
now stick your finger up my ass so we can complete this humiliation already

why? you mirin?

>>41400223
Me too :(

>>41400223

Has this been an issue with you two?

>>41393189
>you mean right this very second..? y-yes

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>>41393189
Depends. You free tonight?

>3 years ago
>be sissy fag cuck
>start lifting
>grow out beard
>put on 25lbs
>become alpha
>now I want to fuck sissies and cuck betas

How do I get off the sissy ride

YEah. I was a virgin for 23 years, now I have fucked 3 girls in the past 4 months.

Feels good, growing into chadmode.

>>41402657
How did you do that? I need advice, as a 19 year old hugless khv

>>41402641
gain more than 25 pounds