>4chan led me to /fit/ >/fit/izens convinced me to buy

>>41392329
. . . And?

>>41392339
4chan usually makes you a subhuman.

>>41392329
to the pure, all things are pure. to the base, all things are base.

>>41392355
4chan actually makes people smarter

people come here and say stupid shit, smarter people tell them they just said stupid shit, they get an awakening that they might not have gotten elsewhere

think about it

>>41392365
base?

>>41392329
4chan has actually done a lot for me. /fit/ got me into working out, /sci/ encouraged me to do a STEM degree and now I got into professional school, and /lit/ got me reading actually important novels and had really good recommendations. It's a weird feeling.

>>41392369
no. people come here and say stupid shit. dumber people tell them they just said stupid shit. then they just reverberate shit from each other until what theyre saying cant get any dumber

>>41392369
Not really m8. Most boards have a consensus culture, doesn't mean their correcting you in any way improves you. /pol/ for example will correct you and post a bunch of IQ infographics

I have to admit

/fit/ taught a massiv amount of fitness stuff.

It gave me an awesome list of books and mental health stuff.

Helped me with stuff like the right cologne (getting to hear a "you smell so good ~<3" is great)

Getting me into safety razor shaving (I never go back to the 3/5 blades shit)

and a lot of other small details.

/biz/ helped me to make money and good advices

/pol/ .... say what you want but /pol/ is sometimes true


THE BIG BACKSIDE IS
You have to filter the shit content.
Lurking everyday and filtering out the 95% of shit content.
There are diamonds to find here.

There are people with a great knowledge.
You only have to find it in all that dirt. Lurking for years.

>>41392369
Flashback to 2009-2013 era, you'd just get an awakening from everyone calling you a faggot in your own thread.

Most of the niche boards will improve you in some way. The only problem is daily browsing will turn you into a jaded and depressed asshole.

>>41392329
Depends on which route you take, you can use the info from each board to better yourself

Or you can go the /r9k/ route

>>41392846
whats wrong with being a jaded and depressed asshole?

>>41392494
redpill me on the cologne and shaving bit please

I dunno, for me /fit/ just made lifting into a meme, which is the only way I can enjoy it after 4chin and leddit ruined me.

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>>41392329

>>41392379
Read some Shakespeare brainlet

>>41392494
This. 4chan is all about finding the gem in a huge pile of shit.

>>41392369
When did you realize that the skill of sifting through 4chan to find actual advice is the most valuable thing to have?

The way 4chan operates, the 'authority factor' doesnt exist. This factor is seen in reddit's karma system, and in real life can range from status to good looks. Majority of people cannot think for themselves, so they need this authority factor as a crutch to make decisions in their life. These people are so easily manipulated, because they appeal to hivemind activity, and more importantly they are blind to their own conscience.

When you can effectively differ good advice from bad, jew slayer from goy, millionaire from pajeet purely on text alone, you can apply this skill to every aspect of life, and ultimately you realize how important listening to your own conscience really is

Redditors and normal fags will never understand.

>>41392494
>all that r*eddit spacing
What did you learn from r/cuckolding?

>>41392329
I owe almost all my successes in life to 4chan
There's a lot of fantastic advice if you're willing to read

>>41392480
>Dat projection

>>41392329
Have been browsing 4chan for years but never really came to /fit/. Started getting fat and shitty and decided to browse /fit/ and it's most of the reason I got into lifting as a hobby now and not just as "a way to get skinny".

Thank you /fit/

>>41393012
I don't understand how it's difficult if i'm honest.
Take /b/ (cause everyone should've started there when they first came here), every advice thread follows the same basic patterns
>op complains about something, eg gf cheating on him
>90% of thread tells him to dump that ho, some providing anecdotes of how she'll do it again
>10% tell him to work on the relationship and take her back if she's really sorry
>op listens to the 10%
>6 months later
>op is back complaining about he walked in on his fiance giving his best mate a blowjob
Every time

Or another example
>op has crush on girl but is scared to do anything
>90% of thread is people telling him to tell her
>10% say he needs to be careful about scaring her away
>op listens to the 10%

The advice is always there, so plain, clear and blunt. But the op's always too stupid to listen to it.

>>41392914
>Wear cologne so you don't smell like shit
>Use a real safety razor instead of throw away

Fuck, how much clearer can it get?

A few years ago (shit it's been ages now), /fit/ was pretty directly responsible for me losing my virginity
I can't imagine how I would've got through my teens and early 20s without 4chan

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>>41392329
The physical gains from /fit/ and the mental gains from /lit/ /sci/ and /his/ are outweighed by all the disgraceful shit I lurk on the nsfw boards and all the /pol/ and /v/ autism, so I'm unsure how to feel about this.

/fit/ turned me from fat piece of shit to a Chad, giving me confidence, and allowing me to fuck and date my oneitis.
/biz/ taught be to not be retarded with my finances
/pol/ teaches you how not to be a degenerate in a really fucked up manner.

>>41393118
Greentext senpai

>>41393104
>helped me with stuff like the right cologne
>the right cologne

i wanted to know his specifics on how to properly pick cologne, jackass

>>41393098
>cause everyone should've started there when they first came here
ugh

>>41392914
>cologne
Giorgio Armani: Acqua di Gio (NOT the gioia)
costs a lot but oooh boy that stuff kicks in and every girl loved it
try it in a perfumerie, there are often test samples
It is an older perfume, but still great. Most normies don't even know it.I would say because of the price.

Issey Miyake: L'eau D'issey
Might be worth a try since it is not so heavy and have a flowery nice scent.
Try it out if possible and ask females.

>>41393190
It is true. The reason we have so much reddit-shit is that people stopped lurking /b/ first for a few months before posting.

But to be fair, /b/ became so fast in the last 2 years, that it is pretty much unusable now

> safety razor shaving
razor: 20-30€
blades: 10-50 CENTS per piece, depends on which brand and in which quantity, can be used 3-5 times (compared to 3-5€ per cardridge)
shaving cream: 4-6€ last at least half a year
brush: 5-20€
(or use shaving cream in a can)

There is a reason why shaving companys are got rid of safety razors fast.
They can make a shit ton money with cardridges.
1 sharp blade shaves cleaner then 3 or 5.

Buy a pack with a bunch of test samples to find a good one.
Dorco, Feather, Merkur are a good start.
Maybe you know someone with a safety razor from which you can borrow it.

>>41393254
>>41393269
>>41393104
By giving a clear answer.
You can't expect that everyone is going to trial and error everything in life.
Some thing are better told to try.

>>41393269
I meant shaving soap
not shaving creme

>>41393254
>>41393269

Thank you, man. I appreciate the info.

>>41392494
/biz/ is a cryptocurrency autism containment board. Never go there, it'll blow up in your face eventually

>>41393269
>>41392914
If you cut yourself a lot clean afterwards with an Alum block.

Hit up google for more information.

and YES you can safe your scrotch and balls perfectly fine with a safety razor.

>>41393267
it is and has always been a containment board that one should distance themselves from asap except for cheap trolling giggles or certain kinds of porn. but generally, it used to teach you a thing or two about lurking moar yeah

>>41393269
shoutout to Merkur. bought one a decade ago, haven't looked back ever since.

>come to 4chan
>get ripped and learn truths about nutrition thanks to /fit/
>learn interesting shit thanks to niche boards
>use /g/ for programming discussion, get legitimately insightful replies more often than you'd expect
>get incredibly degenerate fetishes from /d/ and /aco/
>get normalized to racist and sexist shitposting due to /pol/

It's a mixed bag. Overall fairly positive though.

>>41393015
ignoring shit like this

>>41393332
once every week, there are usefull threads with good information.
I got a nice list of /biz/ books, enterpreneur ideas / information, storys and background information.
But yes, in the last 2-3 month it got really bad with the crypto threads (crypto gave me also some nice profits)
Good thing I was into this before I went to /biz/

Lurk through the first pages from time to time und ignore the shit.

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>>41392329
>/lit/ is helpful
>/fit/ is helpful
> /fa/ is slightly helpful (skin care)
and the only price i paid was liking traps for 2 months

>>41393012
exactly this

>>41393363
first bought a edwin jager
after some piece broke I contacted the support and got a new headpice for free + 5 blades and shaving creme / after shave sample.
Awesome customer service

Now I have a merkur with an open comb.
I love it.
The problem of most people her is, that they don't apply what they read here.
Leave the desk and get shit done.
I'm back here lurking for gems 1-2 hours everyday after going out and put everything into practice.

/pol/ and /r9k/ serve as a cautionary glimpse of what might be if i go too far
/fit/ taught me to pick up weights and grils
/lit/ taught me to read real literature instead of shit tier YA novels
/biz/ taught me not to believe random strangers on the internet when it comes to finance
/k/ taught me how to make a bomb out of a double A battery, salt, and tinfoil
/fa/ taught me how to dress, also serves as a cautionary tale regarding nonconformity for nonconformity's sake
/a/ taught me that we shouldn't have stopped at 2 atom bombs
/b/ taught me that children should be seen and not heard
/s4s/ taught me that some people are too good for this world
/sci/ taught me how magnets work
/g/ taught me to buy a memechanical keyboard
/mu/ also served as a cautionary tale against nonconformity for nonconformity's sake
/adv/ taught me multiple painless ways to commit suicide
/ck/ taught me how to make grilled cheese sandwiches

i feel like my quality of life has genuinely improved as a result of 4chan

>>41393464
had a jager, was cool but yeah it broke fairly soon. whereas I'm half-convinced this merkur will survive me, and not for lack of trying to grow old myself lol

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>>41393466
this brought actual tears to my eyes

>>41393380

> when you realize that /g/ unironically has better discussion than hacker news

the 'authority factor' is real outside of the 4chinz

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>>41393466
maybe this ride is not so bad

>>41393184
I told the whole thing over like ten posts a few years back, but to sum
>be skinny af insecure dyel
>browse /fit/
>start going to the gym, make n00b gains
>still ego improves enough for me to stop wearing only really baggy clothing
>thread here about something to with girls (can't remember if it was cringe or actual advice)
>an anon posts a video that's like a 5 minute clip called miami dating coach (looked for it again about a week ago, couldn't find it)
>in it, a dating guru helps a 16 yr old talk to girls - uses a really specific chat-up line (something to do with asking the girl how adventurous she is)
>for some reason i remember this
>a few weeks before christmas, some friends throw a party
>wear a slim-fitting really nice jumper cause of my newfound confidence (still skinny as shit but that's besides the point)
>show up to the party a little late, lots of people
>talking to a mate, see a girl across the room who's super hot who I've never met before
>we make eye contact for a second but despite my apparent new confidence, I'm not that confident
>decide I need dutch courage
>drink solidly for the next hour or so
>finally decide the time is right, see her chatting to a couple of friends on a bench
>sit down next to them and say hi
>her friends immediately leave
>panic sirens start sounding in my head
>but i'm drunk so it's fine
>we chat for a bit, she's really nice, a friend of a friend, lives in another town
>cutting some boringness out of the story, she teaches me this card game
>I beat her on the second game (not bragging or anything, but it was pretty impressive)
>she has to leave for whatever reason
>gather up the courage to ask for her number before she goes, she says yes
>in that moment I was euphoric, not because of any phony...
>anyway
>night's not over yet

Should I actually bother continuing? I just realised that you probably just wanted to know how /fit/ is responsible? Well, I've probably made that clear by now...

>>41393466
>/tv/ taught me that everyone who thinks differently to me is a pleb or a shill

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>>41393600
this is true

>>41393600
2nd that

It hurts to see how every normie is an low life basic human beeing.
Takes out the fun of a lot of things.
On the other side, I prefer to hang out with great people now, make connections and achieve something in life.

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/fit/ actually taught me quite a bit and helped me achieve ottermode.

i also genuinely think this is the funniest board on this website hands down.

some of the stories ive read on here are fucking hilarious

>>41393687
This. /fit/ does have the best memes.

>>41393584
Keep going pls

>>41393584
Yeah, keep writing

>>41392379
This makes me sad.

>>41393345
Maybe, but it had a lot of funny threads like the one where some anon found a grenade in his garden or the one where someone stole a skull from the french catacombs. I don't regret all the time I spend there years ago

>>41393584
>>41393736
>>41393778
Sure
>continue to drink, party seems to have died down a bit weirdly
>friend says we should all go to [other friend]'s
>I'm drunk and down, why not?
>Go round other friend's
>Girl from before is there - I'm both surprised with happiness and wondering if it's awkward now
>Say hey anyway, some drinking games go down and I think there's absinthe involved?
>Casual, just how we roll cause we're so damn cool...
>anyway, there's a gap in my memory around here because I was really drunk and this was many years ago now
>somehow me and girl are sitting on sofa chatting
>oh shit! I remember this bit so vividly suddenly
>so I'm the sofa chatting away, and thinking this is going really well and I don't want to fuck it up
>and for some reason she puts her legs up on mine, like outstretched (still not completely sure she's into me because... definitely not because of autism)
>But I have a stupidly weak bladder and I'm dying for a piss
>but I don't want to stop talking to her, and I'm scared if I leave someone else will start talking to her or she'll get up and leave
>and also I like that her legs are resting on mine
>eventually cave and run to the bathroom and back
>that entire segment wasn't important to the story, I just suddenly remembered it
cont

I'll try and write faster

>>41393584
go on..

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>there are people who follow advice from 4chan
baka desu senpai

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>>41393012

someone help, I'm getting a connection error when I try to continue the story for some reason?

>>41394018
copy it in a txt-file. Try again but less lines per post until it works

>>41394061
aye, i'll just try shorter posts

>>41393925
>luckily she's still sitting on the sofa not chatting to anyone else
>anyway, everyone else is chatting away
>party's still going surprisingly strong for what must be approaching two in the morning
>though people do seem to be filtering into another room
>I decide to man up, now or never and all that jazz
>no, I don't kiss her, please, I was still a virgin
>I decide to try the pick-up line from that video from before
>the sequence ends with the guy saying 'let me be the judge of that' or something after asking if she's a good kisser
>it worked in the video alright?
cont

>>41393925
>how to write a hundred words and say nothing at all

>>41394071
>i wouldn't say it went 'brilliantly' per se
>not bad, just not the best reaction
>I mean she doesn't reject me
>she says "not in front of people"
>cue the most intense minute of my life (until later that evening of course but we'll get there)
>a bit quicker, but still frustratingly slowly, everyone is going into this other room
>something must be happening but I have no idea what
>I can't remember if I ever actually found out, but I definitely don't remember if I did
cont

I just want to take a brief break to explain that this girl was legitimately insanely hot. I'd post a picture if I wasn't paranoid.
She looked kinda similar to AJ Applegate, larger boobs, smaller ass

>>41394088
yeah, I do that... alright, I'll waffle less cause you guys probably don't care about the details
I just wanted to get across the awkwardness and excitement rushing through

>>41394096
>say almost nothing for this minute
>as the last person leave, turn to her and kiss her
>fucking finally
>make out for a bit
>people walk past the door and see us making out
>shocked faces
>she starts getting embarrassed because you know... PDA and all that shit
>ask her if she wants to go somewhere more private
>hey, what's there to lose right?
cont

>>41394140
>she raises her eyebrow at me
>asks where I live
>I say really close (like literally a few doors down)
>she says she wants to grab a smoke first
>she smokes... shit, bail immediately!
>nah, I honestly didn't give a shit
>we go outside where she lights a cigarette
>friends from inside are jeering me from the window (I had such good friends)
>we make small talk about I don't even know what
>she finishes and we head to mine
>walk down the hallway of my building in silence
>I don't know how to explain this awkwardness
>last thing we say before I open the door to my room: "err... my room's kinda a mess..."
>open the door
>her: "kinda?"
cont

/b/ was neutral for me. /r9k/ and /mlp/ (i know) had me descending into autistic depression and sad cunt shit. /soc/ rated me a 3.5/10 and /fit/ helped me rebuild.

This website is a fucking ride.

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>>41394181
GET TO THE FUCKING POINT JFC

>>41393466

Please teach me some basic /k/ stuff for someone in a country where weapons aren't allowed. That bomb thing sounds useful. I want minor weapons and devices I can use either as self defence or to clear an obstacle (for example. If I need to break something apart with an explosion)

>>41393466
/pol/ taught me the truth

>>41394181
>did I mention how fucking wasted I was? Cause I was really fucking wasted...
>I'm pretty sure the only reason I remember this story is because I obsessed over it so much for the following few.... years....
>on my bed, making out
>get up, grab a condom, get undressed
>moment of truth...
>and...
>my dick isn't working
>like, just imagine that for a second
>you're entire teenage years, nothing on your mind but losing your virginity
>if you're lucky, you lose it to someone that doesn't repulse you
>here I am, first time I've seen a vagina in person (I'd done stuff before, but never actually "seen" one) and it's on a stupidly hot girl
>and my dick is flaccid
>...not today!
>I'd read too many stories on this site of guys who blew their one and only chance for the same reason and I refused to go the same way
>jerk off for a good two minutes
>she's probably rethinking her entire life at this point...
>but actually find some success somehow, get a semi, whatever, it will do
>take aim
>realise I don't know what I'm doing
>shit
last part to follow

>>41394210
We had sex... does that help?

All of you are pathetic neckbeards for adding a rose tint to all of this.

4chan sucked, sucks and will always suck. Every board is a containment board. The chan itself is containing your autistic selves from the real world.

This ride never ends. You'll never leave. You'll always be shit. Don't delude yourself, faggots.

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>met a gym buddy on a "find a gym buddy at your college" thread on /fit/
>ended up fucking

i wouldn't have believed this if someone else posted it, but this site does some weird shit to people.

>>41392369
>>41392480
Both of these happen because anon. A lot of times it's funny and produces OC which is cool too.

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>>41394250
>>my dick isn't working
>>like, just imagine that for a second
>>you're entire teenage years, nothing on your mind but losing your virginity
>>if you're lucky, you lose it to someone that doesn't repulse you
Fuck, I know this feeling. Happened to me twice before I could fuck for the first time

>>41394232
the bigger problem will be the ammuntion.
or just build yourself a freaking rail gun, NIIIIICE

>>41394250
>getting shitfaced all damn night + first time sex anxiety
>dick not working
mind thoroughly blown

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>>41394260

>>41394262
london or homo?

>>41394250
>ask her to guide it in
>she does, but i start pumping before she inserts it
>I can't feel anything anyway
>laugh, again, literally the most awkward situation I can think of
>gets it in though
>no word of a lie, we have sex for a good 40 minutes plus
>I was too drunk to cum
>it wasn't good sex though
>after about 15 minutes i asked her if she wanted to go on top and she said no...
>ten minutes later she's on top
I'm actually gonna avoid all the nasty details cause some things probably aren't meant to be shared...
Yeah, so that was my first time. I exchanged two texts with her after and then never talked to her again. She didn't stay over. She went back to see her friend. I said she was a friend of a friend... that was kinda true... she already knew most of my friends at the party. But her best friend who invited her was an acquaintance at best really. My friends didn't even figure out I fucked her for months weirdly
And I'm not sure if her best friend ever found out.

I think I saw her on the street for the first time in years the other week. I really hope it wasn't her though cause my acne had flared up a bit and I was right in the middle of explaining the galactic federation to a friend...
So that's my wild ride. Sorry for attention whoring

>>41394319
l
o
n
d
o
n

[spoiler]she's been dating some dude for like 3 years now and i see it all the time on instagram.
it might be worse this way.[/spoiler]

>>41394336
i'm a useless piece of shit from /tv/ if you can't tell.

>>41394336
>>41394344
damn. actually met a n-no homo fwb off a gym thread, hoped I wasn't the only one lol

>>41394333
>Had bad sex when I lost my v card
>I think I saw her on the street for the first time in years the other week.
>I really hope it wasn't her though cause my acne had flared up a bit and I was right in the middle of explaining the galactic federation to a friend...

This is all you needed to write. Now /fit/ taught you a second useful thing.

>>41394292

please grant me knowledge

>>41394389
god im sorry, i only wrote that story one other time a few months after it first happened (and it was considerably longer that time)
like i said, i wanted to get all the anxiety and the rollercoaster of an emotional ride that was going on across

>>41394397
studying electronical engineering, so railgun comes up from time to time.

never build one myself, sorry
Take any youtube video and just build it.

the only hint I can give when building a rail gun.
WATCH OUR FOR POLARITY or you can shoot it right into your face/body.

have fun and good night :)

>>41393012
This anon speaks the truth, but far too few anons apply this skill usefully.

>>41392379
>>>/lit/

>>41393332
It's how I found out about Vanguard and compound interest and started my portfolio, because my school taught me nothing about investing and finances.

>>41393098
>mate
Fuck off.

>>41394419
you wasted a short but noticeable part of my life that I will never get back.

and that's coming from someone who spends two hours a day on /vp/

>>41393012
This is true

There is usually just one prevailing set of opinions that exists on each subreddit. Even for shit like sports, if you talk down on a player that the hive mind likes or something you'll get buried.

>>41393269
>can be used 3-5 times
I've used the same blade for months before.

Without cream/soap. Only hot water. Obviously this depends on your skin, but if I tried that with a cartridge razor I'd likely kill myself. Soap is also comfy as fuck, but I was poor and it turned into a habit.

I shave either everyday or every other day.

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HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS PLACE
I HAVE WASTED LITERALLY ENTIRE DAYS ON 4CHAN
IT'S GETTING WORSE AND WORSE
I cannot escape
HELP

>>41393466
>/a/ taught me that we shouldn't have stopped at 2 atom bombs
kek

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>>41394943
Get a gf.

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>>41394943
>wake up in the morning
>find interesting threads on my favorite boards
>converse about several things all day
>better banter than I'd get anywhere else

It's not so bad

>>41392329
Some people on this site are reasonable, a lot of people are super hateful and confused. I try to stay away from the hate boards too much negativity.

>>41394960
i can't get a gf if i'm stuck in this place, can i?
fugg

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>>41394960
I hate the feeling I get from girls,

They are the only thing in my life that still have the power to hurt me

I always get more insecure and lonely when I find that one girl I want to be with.

She doesn't want me back though, and it hurts, but I must move on.

>>41394976
Idk man /fit/ helped me get a gf idk y u can't

Tbh I really let the memes take over and was autistic about my lifts tho

>>41394451
So DC current right?

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>>41393466

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>>41393466
>/a/

/b/ taught me that there are always people who have it worse, and more fucked up, than I do.
/fit/ taught me that a gym is a sacred area and we are lucky to have them
/gif/ taught me that I need to stop fapping
/f/ taught me that there is nothing unproductive about getting a good laugh or killing some time, as long as it furthers your real goals in the end
/v/ taught me that I should stop playing videogames (I did years ago, thanks virgins)
/tv/ taught me absolutely nothing
/pol/ taught me to avoid black and white thinking (ba dum ts)
/out/ taught me how to appreciate the outdoors before I really enjoyed being outdoors
/ck/ taught me basic cooking skills

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>>41395407
>mfw going to /gif/ for the first time in like 6 years

What the fuck happened? It's a disgusting cesspool of gay, aids, and trannies now with a side of literal cuckold threads

>>41395454
I spent a good 2 minutes thinking about how to legitimately answer your question. I don't know, but I know what you mean because I've been here since ~09

>>41393781
I'm not a native english speaker fyi

>>41396502
OK. That explains it. That usage of "base" is antiquated. I'm no longer sad.

>>41395454
It's because we have /wsg/ now

>>41395454
/gif/ split into /gif/ (adult gif) and /wsg/ back in 2012 I think, it's been a while now

>>41394389
kek

>>41392369
summer came early this year

>>41393945
What the fuck happened to him?

its the best and worst website there is

>>41393698
>tfw the best meme of 2017 by far has been SIPS
>meme literally meme'd me into buying a 4 pack
Companies need to try more approaches at making organic memes for people to buy their products

>>41393012
Alex Jones, is that you?

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>>41393012
>When did you realize that the skill of sifting through 4chan to find actual advice is the most valuable thing to have?

Exactly. Well said anon

>>41392365
<3 based god

>>41393015
Does that even actually exist? What the fuck is wrong with them?

>>41392355
>gives treatment and a vent to autists
>provides a starting point to the revitalization of the fascist and nationalist movements
>satiates your degenerate urges so you hopefully dont indulge then for real
>gives some decent advice, motivation and discipline to better yourself by mocking you if you're weak/stupid/unkept, generally by calling you a useless faggot
>and more
In retrospect this place isn't that bad at all.

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>>41392379

>>41393840
I actually came straight to /pol/ and someone posted >>>/b/ to someone and I followes the link. Ended up in a thread where someone got the login details to a year 4 teachers online support site for her class. Fuck that was fun until the pedos started asking kids for pics. Never found anything remotely as good and I avoid the shithole for the cancer it is.

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>>41393012
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

it's real look up cuckold community on their search box

>>41397292
I'll just take your word for it. That kind of shit makes me lose hope for the West.

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>>41396962
>very hot spoon
>very cold water
B O O M B A B Y

it exploded what do you think happened when the temp of the spoon shifted suddenly

they use this in like every other movie to kill the big bad

>>41393012

Exactly.

The only merit people on 4chan have is their text. There is no karma system that gives certain posts and posters more visibility, no website celebrities whose dicks are sucked by everyone. It doesn't matter who you are irl, it only matters what you know and how you present it.

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>>41393012
>Redditors and normal fags will never understand.

Here's to the bro on the 'ch0n

>>41397970
the bros*

>>41393012
5 star post my friend

>>41394333
>I was right in the middle of explaining the galactic federation to a friend

Kek, you sound like a nice guy OP

>>41397949
> no website celebrities whose dicks are sucked by everyone

Lmao lurk moar

>>41393012
So that... is the Power... of 4chan, huh? Impressive...

>>41393012
This is a long-winded way of declaring your autism, m8

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>>41398462
Heh. You think that's impressive?
Watch this..

>Good goy, Donald
>Just like we rehearsed

fagget

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>>41393557
out of all the niche boards, I think /g/ has the most shit to sift through to find the gems

>>41394960
Even after getting a gf I still come back here

>>41398572
No one ever leaves. Where else in life can you be an absolute cunt with no repercussions?

>I get my gf drunk and tell her to piss in my mouth in the shower
Nothing is going to come of me disclosing this.

>>41393269
>tfw never learned how to wet shave
>always use an electric shaver instead
It's alright. Never one cut myself, which is a plus.

>>41398542
I feel like age helped him most of all, his face would never suit a young body but ugliness can turn into decentness with age on men

>>41393466
>/s4s/ taught me that some people are too good for this world
>/s4s/
>good

Did I miss something?

>>41398596
Just get in Indian gf, hair removal cream her ass at night, roll her over when you wake up, crack a couple of eggs in there and ram your face into her morning stubble to grind down your facial hair and have curried eggs at the same time.

>>41398616
They are really nice people.

>>41398618
That nearly made me gag.

>>41398629
I just had a quick look through, it just looks like /b/

>>41394389
This guy gets it.
Telling a story is a skill, a fucking easy one.

>>41392329
they never help you when you actually need it unless the potential to make fun of you is in the thread

>>41392369
/lit/ made me a better human, no lie.

>>41396943
>im a moron, therefore it can't be true

>>41393012
10/10

>>41392365
Droppin bombs on these niggas.

They ain't ready.

>>41392379
Lowly, uncouth, vulgar, profane, oafish, etc.

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>>41393012

oh fugg he is right

>>41393012
However since number of replies and reply content are now easy to see with the original post, that is sifting through as an "authority factor"

>>41392494
I would like to believe you about /biz/ but the only thing I ever got from them was a bunch of larpers pretending to get rich off copies of bitcoin

>>41393012

I concur, anon. But it's not absent here w/ the reply system.

If someone gives advice, say, on this board and there are replies to the post, I'm certain people will believe that post to be somewhat credible; thus linking 'hivemind' activity.

If you wanna see this in action, go to /fa/ and look at all the samefagging.

>>41397949
> no website celebrities whose dicks are sucked by everyone
I immediatly thought about Quora.

>>41392365
Wisest post
/thread

>>41392490
True that, but I think the anonymity on 4chan makes it one of the most effective ones at battling consensus culture. Most other places are worse, I think.

>>41399369
>go to /fa/
Yea nah I'll be right m8

>>41394202

how does /soc/ rate you now m8?

>>41393012
authority factor on 4chan = thread or post with most replies
>doesnt imply its good information but its there

>>41393466
you are a pathetic excuse for a human being if thats true

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Is this statement really true for you guys?

I've been coming to 4chan since 2009 and I've been trying to leave, but I can't. As gay as this sounds, you guys are my only friends.

>>41392329
holy fuck dude just quit existing

>>41392369
>what is /pol/
>what is /x/
>>41393012
>Majority of people cannot think for themselves, so they need this authority factor as a crutch to make decisions in their life
This is why nu-/pol/ cry for MUH FASCISM, being blissfully unaware that they will be among the first to go if their country go full fascist overnight

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>>41400541
maybe that's the plan all along.

proxy suicide. too weak to do it yourself, wait for them to take power and cull you like cattle.

>>41400616
have a worried kek

>>41395454
its the younger lonely millennials gen z who grew up with access to any and every kind of porn imaginable. They got weirder and weirder because this is what it takes to get them turned on nowadays.
I really feel sorry for kids who grew up with that. It's way to much to fast.
Why do you think so many men are cutting of f their dicks now

>>41392480
>reverberate

regurgitate?

>>41401158
I think reverberate sets a nice visual representation of things. Some autist shaking in anger, repeating what they just read out loud then letting out a loud RRRREEEEEEEEEE! Before responding.

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>>41398462
my nigga

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>>41394288
>>41394250
>>41394305
Tfw when that happend to me I had the good kind of whisky dick, where you can't get soft but you also can't get off.

>>41393012
If you put it that way I think replies and (you) could act as that authority factors here. But yes, I still agree with you for most part.

>>41401436
I dont think you understand what authority means.
Saying something witty or thought provoking does not equate to authority.
Fucking (you) whores like you are cancer

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>>41400541
>this is why nu-/pol/ cry for MUH FASCISM, being blissfully unaware that they will be among the first to go if their country go full fascist overnight

Who even thinks like this? Like holy shit go outside and get fresh air instead of being obsessed with board rivalries.

>>41393012
I don't read replies unless it has a minimum of 3 (yous) desu

Itt unironicaly circlejerking the idea that 4chan isn't the degenerate shithole that it is.

>>41393012
low iq people don't have conscience at all

>>41402442
its funny because normie world is the most degenerate it has ever been.
Men who cut off their dick and wear dressed are praised.
homosexuality is praised
a fatherless home is praised.
A woman staying home raising a family is looked down upon.
We have children being dressed up as the other gender and the state is defending them.

While here fitness is valued, conservative tradition values are pushed. No porn, no fap, clean eating are pushed. diy is pushed.
We are living in strange times

>>41402442
Name a better website, ok?

>>41402592
Gonna save this post.
This kinda hurts.

>>41394419
it was a good story acutally I enjoyed it. these guys are being losers

can i ask how old you were?

>>41402592
Scary times we live in.

>>41393012
110% correct, I remember browsing /fit/ around this time last year when I was in a really shitty slump, 4chan quite literally convinced me to buy a gym membership and stop being a faggot, so I did. Too bad I hurt my lower back so i'm taking time off, but i'll be back with a stronger mentality next month. I just look back at the days where I was terrified of the gym and I smile because I know I broke through that initial barrier and it makes me happy that i've got my mind set on a goal worth accomplishing, for me at least.

>>41392355
4chan attracts the subhuman, and then either molds them into a fit, upstanding citizen, or leads them further into the dark depths of degeneracy

>>41397194
/r/sandersforpresident needed a sister subreddit

>>41392329
He's PEPE Silva

I just got it

>4chan's sticky has more information and knowledge than 99% of the fitness industry

really makes you think

>>41405017
>Literally the entire fitness industry is based around selling you your own potential physique
>If you're Natty they're literally just selling you your own body
I can see coaches because form is important and "the big guy at the gym" probably has bad habits but it's pretty much a given that anyone who works in the field is more concerned with your wallet than your one rep max.

>>41393466
can't wait to see this on /r/4chan xD I'll comment 'I was in that thread!'

>>41397061
>sips
>meme
It's literal shilling.

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>>41392329
>4chan made me a better person
It's been a net positive for me as well.
I picked up quite a few bad habits and some interesting fetishes but the wisdom and keks I received were well worth it.

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>>41393012
might be usefull in the future

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>>41405716
I learned the meaning of life from 4chan but that was back then it was the wild wild west with some moderation. I still remember the first time I vomited seeing a gore thread. Place set me up for whats to come so for that im grateful. A good chunk of my friends are dead now and as much as Id like to say theyre in a better place they made their choices while they were alive and they had consequences!

Its getting closer to summer now though so for all the newfags don't let the insults get you down. Get mad....turn off your computer and prepare for whats to come...

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>>41405498
Oh yeaaaa what fetish is that Anon

>>41392379
He works for the mercenary, the uncouth man.
>base?
Aye.

>>41392329

Yeh same happened but to me. 4chan also told me to get a job and avoid long term girlfriends when young, honestly I'd probably be a beta mess we're it not for this site. I think this is more common than people realise, fuck 4chan is one of the most sane websites around these day compared to Facebook, Reddit, buffoon, av club etc etc

>>41393098

Well...duh. OP is the eternal fool.

>>41400504
Been here since 2004 lad. I'm over 30 with a steady gf, career, good place and relatively comfortable, active lifestyle. I still come here at least an hour a day, even after quitting outright for years. You really never leave, just lurking straight to the grave.

>>41393012
The (you)'s is 4chan authority factor

>>41393332
>/biz/ is a cryptocurrency autism containment board
Not anymore.

>>41394250
Your story has absolutely nothing to do with 4chan advice and everything to do with alcohol.

>>41392369
i thought this was common knowledge and why you come to 4chan in the first place, albeit having to play in the mud for abit

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>>41392494
/thread

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>>41398608
that's actually a fair point