Pull out my rock solid 9 inch erection >haha is that it anon,

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>>41385875

>>41385875
Who were you even trying to have sex with that would so blatantly lie to you

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>>41385875

>>41385875
Same here. Dicklet (8.5x7), makes me sad I can never satisfy a girl. Feelsbadman.

>pull out my 11 inch cock
>they're not even excited to see it
>just barely enough to satisfy them

at least I'm not full on dicklet, but being slightly below average is painful.

>>41385875
I didn't know mares could speak english.

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I'll like it, Anon.

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>14" benis
>average female torso is like 16"

fuck my life, I always kinda knew I was a dicklet but the actual math makes it even more frustrating

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>>41385875


>tfw 10inch dicklet

I'm probably going to kill myself soon

> 2ft10 benis
> meet dwarf grill @ 3ft6
> shes taller than muh diq
> I'm not gonna make anything ever

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>dick untucks mid workout
how do i stop this lads

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>never had sex before
>pull out my 11"x8"
>girl laughs at me and runs out the room
>she tells all my friends about my micropenis

That's it, I can't go on anymore

>>41386570
same here
>10''x8'' dicklet
>whole school pointing at me next day and laughing
>failed to pass penis inspection multiple times

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Feels good to be a 20x18 inch bull

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>>41386774
>11'x8.5'
>tfw im barely king of dicklets

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>squat plug pops out mid squat
>shit fills undies

>>41385890
lmao i can't even read what it fucking says