POLICE OR MILITARY

>>41385275
I like your taste in art anon.

Join the military and become operator.

Or just get a cushy desk job, but if you go operator you don't have to deal with women

>>41385275
Mil here.

Don't be a cop. Cops think they're all Mr. Big Dick. Most of them would wilt away their moustaches if they ever saw combat with anyone trained not to hold their gun sideways.

>>41385486
canadian military is exactly known for it's tough guy image to be fair

Depends where you are from in the UK you have to have good social skills to be in the police

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>>41385509
the canadian military isn't unique, almost all militaries in every country project that image

>>41385275
Cop for 6 years in Australia here, what did you want to know?

>>41386107
why are highway patrol such cunts

>>41386121
Because they're like the Prefects of the Police force.
Noone likes them but they get all the cool toys.

>>41386121
Cop of 5 years here.
Highway patrol are fucking annoying, and this is coming from someone who nearly ended up one.
I'm on my feet most of the day but some days I literally sit for nearly 10 hours doing office work. My future career path in the police force is going to be dog squad, it's a good path to take if you wanna be /fit/

>>41386162
Oh fuck where you based mate

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>>41386107
When are you faggots going to stop being glorified traffic fine collectors and actually deal with Apex niggers in Melbourne?

>>41386171
Was SA, now NT.

>>41385275
Can't exactly speak from experience yet but I am shipping to Navy basic training in less than two months. All I have is a high school diploma, and I am going to be a spook. CTN. That will lead to shitloads of job opportunities in private sector or with a 3-letter organization once I am out. Consider that if you do braining goodishly.

>>41385275
Military police anon. So that you can pull>>41385486 over for drunk driving or roll up to family housing and put him in irons for beating his kids mother on payday because she needed money for diapers

Military if you want to travel

Police if you dont want to travel

Both are equally as shit desu.

>>41386172
I'm on the other side of the country.
Sucks for you to be in that Communist hellhole.

>>41386208
Nah. Some military careers can transfer to very well-paying private sector jobs.

>>41386178
>>41386213
what percent of callouts are because of Abos?

I'm only 23 and get pain in my lower back. Am I fucked for wanting to join the military? I've focused more on my core and stuck to low weight, perfect form deadlifts etc and its gotten better, but its been 2 years and its still there.

>>41385275
I'm a marine and I hate my life 80% of the time, the other branches are hardly considered a military compared to Marines, and being a marine sucks absolute dick. Cops are faggots and have too big egos. Just work out and get a job somewhere else.

>>41386230
0311?

>>41386225
I've been in NT for 2 years and a good 80% of the disturbance calls are because some abo either beat the shit out of its wife/husband, or got caught trying to rob a petrol station.

One time I had to go get this 40 something year old Abo who was on a good behaviour bond for stealing (stealing liquor and shit, no surprise there), apparently this time he tried robbing a petrol station for smokes and ended up passing out from being too drunk right in the middle of the robbery.

God damn its fun sometimes.

>>41386230
Marines are too dumb to realize everyone knows they are pussies

>>41386229
Just lie on your physical and once you're out of basic then your back pain is uncle Sam's problem. If it flares up during training though just blame it on exercises

>>41386191
you're still gonna need a degree to get with a 3-letter

and they'll pay you less if you don't have one in the private sector desu

>use dat TA while you're in big guy, trust me

>>41386243
No I'm a fucking pog 0621 field radio operator. But hey at least I've deployed. (non combat)

>>41386253
kuwait isn't a deployment boot

>>41386259
Twas the Philippines u faggot and I got the gwote so yea it was nigger

>>41386269
That's even worse.

>>41386269
kek that's even less of a deployment

>b-but my gwote

keep reaching boot, you'll never be a real marine

>>41386251
I get most of the credit hours for a degree in my A school, finish it up with the GI bill. Bing bang boom, got myself a career.

>>41386250
I saw a dr about it once in another country, is that gonna show up?

>>41386314
Not from another country, no

>>41386285
Wow dude u sound like such a bad ass you've probably gone to Afghanistan dude! And killed so many people like a real marine wow dude so cool wish I was you

>>41386269
>Philippines
I'm so sorry. Of all the countries in Asia you chose the one with the worst people, worst language, worst cuisine, and worst culture.
Top kek

>>41386314
No I know a guy who got in with a heart murmur.
But the found out about it when fell out of a run in Sapper school.

>>41386324
pogs are so sensitive
you're a wook aren't you

>>41385275
The army paid for my engineering degree, officer school, housing and salary, then and all I spent my tour doing was grinding clay-rust off brake discs in the heat.

Wasn't worth it. I fucking hated my time serving.

>>41386361
Dank cervix

>>41386314
American doctors are required to keep paperwork for up to 7 years from the last visit. Branches don't go international to find any medical records on you though to my knowledge. Anything they don't find with the initial meps visit is on them. Fake it to make it brother. Just be considerate of whether or not your disability will get you murdered down the line. You would be surprised about how many grown men break down crying and spill the beans over the stupidest shit though

>>41386361
Don't lie. I know all you did was drink green bean all day

>>41386385
Probably had an IV of rip it to get him through the harsh tropical days

>>41386162
What do you do while working in office and why 10 hours?

>>41386162
>>41386107
25 year old former neet. My dream job since I was a kid was to be a cop, just started school to get a CJ degree, am I fucked or is it never too late? Kinda feel like I doomed myself but I don't really have any network Connections to actually know.

>>41386436
Also I'm in LA, if that matters

>>41386436
Never too late but cj is kind of a retarded thing to get since most places will hire you with just about any BA. Not all work getting done at a station is police work. Good luck with your dream though and I hope your second call isn't a domestic dispute where you gotta do a safety check and walk into a room with wall to wall horse/dragon dildos you can only assume are sterilized

>>41386107
Are you in NSW?
Why are cops here so aggressive towards regular people, but not towards lowerclass/minorities who actually do bad stuff?

>>41386224
>Nah. Some military careers can transfer to very well-paying private sector jobs.
such as?
I'm guessing if you're referring to security contracting then connections would have to be involved right?

>>41385275
I always wanted to be a cop everything i did from the time i was 16 was to get in. So to get some life experience i joined the army as infantry and after four years and three tours i ended up leaving with bad anxiety and am almost incapable of talking to anyone without feeling panicked. I loved my time while I was in but if I knew how I would end up I never would have signed up.

>>41386681

I'm not a cop, but I guess dealing with fuckwits 24/7 would make you a pretty jaded bloke.

>>41386695
My brother did fiber optics shit in the military and now he makes like $70k a year with full benefits with AT&T

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Still want answers? Cop in Germany for 8 years here. The job is pretty much the same in any western country, except you might have to shoot more people in North America.

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>Cuck or Cuck, guy?

>>41387282
Are migrants really as bad as people say?

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>>41387282
There is literally nothing like this in Norway. Literally.

>>41385275
I joined the Air Force and I love it here, the only problem is a lot of the people here suck. Its full of normalfags and niggers.

>>41386908
70k is not "very well paying" private sector

>>41386229
transverse abdominis!
suck in your lower belly all day every day.
you probably have tight hammys too?

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>>41386162
How do I get to be a hotshot vice cop?

>>41387297

Depends. I work in a big city with shit ton of migrants and refugees. People from the Maghreb states are literally, unironically human garbage. If I could push a button that would kill every last one living in Germany, I'd do it.

Most people from Syria or Iraq have actual reasons for fleeing their countries besides trying to grope women and make money, so they are alright. They keep their heads down and try to live a normal life.

All in all, I'm pretty sad about the state of my country, but the worse it gets, the faster the pendulum is going to swing in the other direction.

>>41387310
What do you mean? Riot police units like the one in my pic?

What's the best country to serve in the military? I live in Argentina and have Italian and Argentine nationality, so I can pretty much go anywhere I want.

>>41387340
Thinking of doing this for benefits and school. Can you go in more detail about what you do?

>>41387562
I just do surveillance on an aicraft. The job isnt the most exciting because im just looking at dots on a radar but the great thing about that job is that you get to constantly travel to different countries.

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>Can't be a Ranger or even join the military because of my fucking dairy allergies.

End my life senpai.

>>41386245
t.wife fucked by ex-marine

>Selling your soul the government

Kys

US Navy firefighter and machinist here

I get paid, great benefits for me and my family for life and I'm developing a useful skill for use when I get out. The gi bill also offers me free schooling so there's my bachelors in whatever field I want from any school I can get into and I. And get a home loan with zero down. Among many many other benifits.

Keep in mind though that we may be on the brink of WW3

>>41386244
haha got any more abo stories? Youre a deadset legent cunt, cheers for cleaning up the streets.
>>41386213
Are you based in Perth? Have any funny stories?.

>>41387874
>brink of ww3
How come? Wasn't it one of the positives of Trump is that he's not a "warhawk" like Hillary is?

>>41387921
Trump sold out. Its over. Kushner's in charge

>>41387921
A war is inevitable, the only hope with trump was that we might end up fighting on another side. Doesn't seem likely now though

>>41387921
>Wasn't it one of the positives of Trump is that he's not a "warhawk" like Hillary is?

Lol.

>>41387835
All marines are homosexuals

>>41387874
Don't worry faggot you'll be safe on the boat sucking off other seamen while the men go defend freedom.

>>41388504
>defend freedom

when will this meme die? militarism is a direct threat to the freedom of the average person

>>41385275
Same boat fom, Joined Canadian military infantry if in 3 years not my thing may go cop or find something else, i worked in an office for most summers at Uni cant do it, never been more depressed.

>>41388574
Freedom ain't free.

What about firefighter?

>>41387814
Just beeee yourself

>>41388504
Enjoy your ptsd and crippling depression weakfag while I enjoy wholesome family life, a successful career in engineering and long term mental and physical health. Either way stay safe out there I'll be dropping you off and hopefully picking you up.

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>>41388591
you know what isn't free? supporting a million worthless idiots in uniform

>>41388633
Found the swoleleft

>>41385275
I was thinking of joining the navy. What would be the best MOS or whatever?

>>41388662
>he doesn't agree with me so he must be a leftist

Found the brainlet

>>41388633
Dude the best way to bring down the system is to leach off it.

>>41388683
>supporting a million worthless idiots in uniform

Yea only a vile leftist commie would pop off like this

>>41386695
My brother was a marine doing aeronautical electric repair. Now he is a quality control specialist for Lockheed making 7 figures.

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>>41388701
If I was a commie why would I care about the government irresponsibly spending the money earned by others in the private sector?

>>41385275
Well cops don't have any physical requirements once you get out of school which is why there are a lot of fat ass cops waddling around. The military is pretty /fit/ if you go into a real branch like the Mari--
>canadian
Oh, never mind. Your only option is suicide I guess.

>>41385275
Currently in the hiring process for Military Police for Canadian Forces, passed all my tests now just need to wait for an offer to go to BMQ. If you don't have good social skills, I wouldn't recommend policing. A big part of policing nowadays (in any force, RCMP, OPP etc.) is good communication/social skills and being able to talk to people. There are a ridiculous amount of trades in the CF, and everyone I know who's joined the forces has really enjoyed their career. It's not the best paying gig, but you get government quality pension+benefits. I'd really recommend it personally, doing construction or trades (which are good paying, enjoyable jobs to be fair) is really the only other job where being fit/strong is applicable.

Aircraft maintainer in the Airforce here.

Go Airforce.

Don't go maintenance.

>>41388741
Referring to our troops as worthless idiots. You are a leftist. I'll guarantee it.

>>41388741
Referring to our troops as worthless idiots. You are a leftist. I'll guarantee it

Do private security. Best of both worlds.

>>41388741
Irresponsibly spending money is one thing, referring to our troops as worthless idiots, you are a leftist. I'll guarantee it

>>41388772
Hope not a long wait, since i was Infantry i was quick process took 6 months total which is fast for CAF. If you just want free training its def a way to go for trades, theyll fucking let you be a dentist if a spots open then just get out and go private. Also during the hearing test the guy put me in the box and didnt start the beeps for almost 6 mins thought i failed miserably, good bants friendo.

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>>41385275
military then police.

double pensions baby!

>>41385275
I'm in nearly the same exact situation as you are (Worthless BA and living in Canada), but i have a stupid question that has been irking me regardless. I wear glasses and i can barely see without them so i need to have them on all the time. Will i still be able to join the police or the military as an eyelet?

>>41385275
Pilot in the airforce.
its pretty fun.

>>41388838
>>41388852
>>41388884
Referring to our troops as worthless idiots. You are a leftist. I'll guarantee it.

>>41388838
>>41388852
>>41388884
>tripleposting

maybe it will make sense if you post it again? It's possible to be highly critical of the military and not be a leftist

>>41388945
If you fail vision test which it seemed like you will (standing 20 feet away typical test) you will get disqualified for combat arms, but can do other trades and i believed now they will even pay for your prescription glasses.

>>41388945
Also get surgery if you want something in combat arms it may work some do it and pass.

5 years in the USMC as an 0311 with three deployments.

About to enter the Air Force's CCT pipeline. If you got questions I am here.

>>41388970
Not understanding the importance of having the strongest most powerful military on planet earth to secure and protect the nation and referring to those that do serve as worthless idiots, shows either you are naive to reality or a damn fool

>>41389085

He probably got cucked by some drunken crayon consuming Marine, it happens.

When I was stationed on the east coast a buddy and I used to drive up to Georgetown University and pick up some college grils. Many had BFs or hardcore orbiters.

>>41389085
>to secure and protect the nation
He is not a lefitst. But you are a white trash repubshitlicking retard with too much time on your hands.
The USA doesn't just protect their own nation, the globalist agenda you are trying to push just shows how brainwashed you fucking are.

>>41389085
>the importance of having the strongest most powerful military
>referring to those that do serve as worthless idiots
Those two are not mutually exclusive. It IS paramount to have some dumb goys to serve as a bullet sponges for Israel, doesn't mean that those meatheads are somehow heroes, lol.

>>41389140
Found another swoleleftist lurking

"Pushing a globalist agenda" and I'm the one brainwashed. One day you will grow up kid

Take this shit over to /pol/ faggot and you can circle jerk your conspiracy theories there

>>41389172
Not saying they are but they will be the first ones taking bullets for you at the end of the day

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>>41389132
Is there a group of men more cucked than service members?

>sign away your freedom for shit pay
>wife is at home getting dicked by random cunts
>muh PTSD
>divorce
>commit suicide

>>41389217
/pol/? Don't talk about shit you have no clue about, idiot.
/pol/ is not natsoc, anymore. They are a bunch of Trump worshipping newfags getting daily raids by leftypol and oldfags.

btw you know you're full of shit if you use "conspiracy theory" in your fucking post

>>41387363
I would love to earn 70k a year

>>41387921
Yeah, if Hillary was prez we'd have invaded Syria by now

>>41389327
It's the Jews man

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>>41388574
>>41388633

The military industrial complex is the lifeblood of the west, not to mention the birth place of most private sector R&D

A more militarized nation filled with citizen soldiers benefits society more than you can imagine.

We should strive for more a more militarized society, it will benefit human progress.

>>41388838
>>41388852
He's a libertarian. The vegans of rightwingers. Often times brainlets who don't realize how the MIC drives industry and prosperity and creates better citizens of the state.

They are nothing more than a sideshow to be laughed at as we march towards progress

>>41389315
>not traveling the world and fucking foreign bitches who are easily impressed by US dollars

Lmao

>>41389172
There is literally nothing wrong with Israel.

>>41389140
>globalist agenda
>bad

Lol "WAAH WAAH MUH NATIONALISM"

How pissed are you that dumb fascist cunt LePen lost?

Globalism is the path of the future, nationalists are already swirling the drain to the dustbin of history.

(Don't bother debating me, we've already won)

>>41385275
If you want law enforcement and be more likely to use your physical strength be a correctional officer at a prison.

>>41389315
spoken like a true coward.

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>>41389628
good goy! Don't stand by your family and defend your home, travel the world to fight for (((us)))

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>>41389443
>fucking foreign bitches

you're supposed to get consent first moron

Military
>job for a couple years
>enforce ZOG foreign policy
>kill Arabs
>everybody pretends they really like you but actually doesn't give a shit
>end up homeless with PTSD

Cop
>career with a good pension
>enforce ZOG domestic policy
>kill nigs
>everybody kind of hates you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g-nniO1WN4

I'd probably go for cop desu

>>41387921
He's totally not pushing for intervention in korea and the usage of MOB was totally legit

Officerfag, USAF here

If you're going to go mil, do it because you want to, not because you feel like you have no other options. Do NOT do Security Forces. Security Forces (Air Force cops) where I'm stationed is notoriously bored and hate their lives - they will pull you over for going 26 in a 25, etc.

Got out of the Army after 5 years just under a year ago. I miss it and I've been considering becoming some kind of first responder to get some of it back. I live in a small town now so I feel like being a cop would be 99% traffic citation. Firefighter might be cool. EMT feels appealing to me, I really liked doing Combat Life Saver courses and stuff, but the internet has told me many stories of working huge long shifts where you find suicides and shit so I dunno about all that...

>>41385275
Being a MP wouldnt be that bad anon. Most fuckers would hate you but thats only because you arrest them for driving drunk or getting into fights or beating their wives which they assume is their god given right. only the degenerates though

>>41386695
Well CTN does "ethical hacking" work that definitely transfers

>>41389745
Just a comfort woman, sk is ruled by megalia anyway

>>41387874
>get a home loan with zero down
this kind of shit is what caused the crash in 2008. Don't be a dumb shit and get something you can't afford just because it's "zero down." Not saying you are, just some advice.

>>41385275
>I live in Canada
found your problem

>>41386443
lapd is always seeking new recruits.

>>41386443
Have fun being shot at by cholos

>>41388055
Double LOL

>>41386253

>declares other branches don't rate
>doesn't even rate in the branch he serves in

Go eat some crayons faggot

Was a combat medic deployed to Kandahar in 2012. If you join the military and don't deploy to actually do your fucking job you're wasting your time. Join up as combat arms or direct combat support. If you want a job skills just go to a trade school.

>>41390398
what's the solution?

>>41389717
>le antisemetic parentheses may may

Want to know how I know that you're a permavirgin /pol/ neckbeard who doesn't lift?

>>41391824
>the army

You sloppy bitches are pretty much civilians in jumpsuits

>>41387835
>ex-marine
No such thing

>>41388896
Its been almost 7 months now. But they told me it should be expected, it's a slow process and especially if you're going into a skilled or semi-skilled trade it takes even longer. A buddy of mine applied after me for infantry and he's already at BMQ because they take infantry guys so often.

>>41392961
Without the Army other branches wouldn't be able to function

>Considering joining the Police
>They're always hiring because..... I live in Memphis
>Then I'd be a police officer in fucking Memphis though

Probably not worth it.

Just graduation with a cj degree but don't know what to do with it. Don't know what interests me yet and i have little work experience. Is there a comfy job in this field?

>>41395938
Graduated*

>>41386191
Are you going to Great Lakes?

>>41395938
Are you going to police academy? If not then maybe you could be a paralegal, they don't require a law license and you're basically some lawyer's little bitch boy.

>>41388477
But can still fuck your girl.

>>41395995
No i'm thinking of doing counseling or working in child abuse cases. But i'm not sure if i'm smart enough.

>>41395448
Pretty sure Marines can function easily without the army. Just means we get better gear that's really it.

>>41396155
Pretending boipucci is a vagina and telling yourself "a hole is a hole" is still not hetero

>>41396192
Then why did my BN and six additional CO provide RCP operations for the entire helmumd province. Don't forget about the bridge crews when they want to cross a river

>>41386436

Where in Los Angeles?

>>41387874
>get a home loan with zero down


No wonder you joined the military you dolt.

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>>41385275
Retards make better cannon fodder, assholes are natural pigs. If equally both, aim for military police.

>>41386671
If he cross posts on /k/ this would be considered normal

>>41385486
You sound like a combat couch potato. Let me guess, you're probably supply? Cops have it harder IMO. I've served 2 combat deployments as 19D in the US Army and can say I'd rather do that than work as a Police Officer in a big city. They get so many calls a night on weird crazy shit, they pull over people and have no idea what state of mind they're in. Maybe the stop you made for a busted headlight has a cop killer waiting in the driver seat. God forbid you shoot a nigger and it's on camera, your life is over.
Fuck being a cop and fuck >>41385486
for thinking he's harder than anyone else.

>>41386436
Sorry cunt I had graveyard shift.

Degrees aren't a requirement where I come from, though it's looked upon favorably for little other reason than it shows you can commit to something for 3-4 years.

If you wanna go detective or something then it's a lot more useful but if you just wanna beat cop then it's overkill.

>>41386681
I'm in WA, and that's because 90% of the natives I deal with actually like cops and want/need help, a lot of them are just products of the shitty hand they've been dealt.
I've got no patience for some Claremont-born fuckstick who wants to give me shit because I impounded his stupid fucking Skyline because he can't drive worth a crap.

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>>41387900
I'm a Perthie, yeah.

Funniest story? Probably the time a drunk dude managed to knock himself out with a brilliant left hook when trying to swing at another bloke.

It was like right out of those movies where a character will beat himself up or something, it was really a sight to see.

>MFW writing the report for an assault afterwards and the information section for "Victim" and "Suspect" are the same guy

>>41385275
Why not fireman instead of cop?

>>41388772
REEEEEEE did you have any post secondary in law enforcement? Been trying to join MP reserves for a while now. It's competitive as fuck

>>41389443
Never heard anyone say anything pro Isreal on 4chan.

That country is a bastion of western culture in the shit hole that is the middle east. Anti semites and conspiracy theorists need to fuck off.

>>41397137
Oy vey

>>41397046
how into?

>>41396709
>your life is over
mate, cops almost never get in trouble. even after literally torturing people to death repeatedly.

>>41387282
are you going to try to shoot up an airport and blame it on the syrians?

Should I lie about my scoliosis in MEPS? I've got a 23 degree lumbar curve. My doctors already know about it. Am I fucked?

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>>41397005
Fellow Perthie.
Either I get more cynical of other people or there are more druggies and degenerates in the CBD every time I go in. I wish you guys would beat the shit out of all the dero cunts who mill around in the city.

Slightly unrelated question, but are most cops right wing? What do you guys think of society?

Thanks for keeping the streets safe.

>>41389315
>expecting long range relationships to work
They deserve it to be honest
>Freedom
No one has freedom anon, it's a lie
>PTSD
Dumb-asses these days get triggered by mean comments on the internet, not sure where I'm going with that but it is stupid