Has getting fitter made you ballsier?

Quick its not too late

Message her and tell her your friend stole your phone and sent that

>>41385070
...ye I'm still waiting... shit hope I didn't fuck up

>mfw OP is v& for rape

>>41385061
Story? Ex?
Or why would you send that kill each other line?

>sends two emojis and doesn't get an emoji back
>proceeds to make a wildly inappropriate sexual advance

Looks like it's over. Pack it up, delete the thread. You'll have to make it another time.

>>41385088
Was getting pretty strong vibes from her, felt like going for it in a big way.

>>41385107
So it's just a random tinder slut?

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>>41385103
>>41385093

What do now?

>>41385115
FB friend of a friend

>>41385061
Well, all is not lost is she was a PoF practice girl.

>>41385120
I think you know what to do

>all those faggy emojis

Please tell me you're under 18

>>41385120

Noice OP

>>41385120
REICH, RACE and STAHLHELM strikes again!

>>41385120
benis in bagina

>>41385147
bitches love emojis

>>41385120
you wild man. Gz on making it, how does it feel?

>>41385120
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
GET IT OP

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>>41385149
>>41385158

unfortunately live like 40 mins away...

>>41385175
conductor... WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>41385175
Ahahahahahaha

>>41385164
feels pretty good dude. Honestly not there at all but good face + slightly above average physique is a whole new world compared to skinnyfat.

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Yes, but it hasn't quite had the same outcome as in your case.

I fucked up by not using emojis, didn't I?

>>41385175
(´・ω・｀)

>>41385175
>you have to pick me up

Omg dude

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>>41385175

>You're gonna have to pick me up

>>41385175

Kek trainereck inbound

Do you live with your mom or something? Should've said your place dumb ass

>>41385185
Good face is all that ever mattered

>>41385061
>>41385120
>>41385175

OP confirmed texting himself from his moms phone.

>>41385191
top fkn kek

>gets fit
>talks with qt 3.14
>goes alpha mode
>sucessful
>you have to pick me up

For fucks sake

>>41385208
This

>>41385160
They love to use them. Getting girls 101, don't act like a fucking girl.

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>>41385183
>>41385184
>>41385189
>>41385191
>>41385196
>>41385205
>>41385209
I think she's still into it lol. the red shit is just details about her friend we were chatting about.

>>41385217

This is the type of advice a virgin on /fit/ would give

>>41385224

>Tru haha

so into it

>>41385120
Nice, anon. :^D

>>41385227
Or any self-respecting adult. Most people I know stopped using emojis (or smileys as they were called back then) after high school.

>>41385224
Do you have a place of your own? I don't see the problem.

>>41385224
>Gonna have to pick me up

Annnd this is about where I lose girls. If you have a car girls are EZ.

>>41385224
>Tru haha
>proceeds to talk about a friend

Damn

>>41385240
idk seems like girls have really started liking when I use them so I do. These days they never emoji until I do and then its like a flood.

>>41385224
>haha
It's over

>>41385240
everybody uses smileys, it adds context.
Stop over thinking

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>>41385242
Ye I do, just no car. Rest of the conversation has gotten boring, she is coming over tomorrow.

>>41385224
>tru haha
>changes topic

you fucked up OP

>>41385240
You are so Reddit about this, it's amazing.

Emojis have, since their invention, ever been a method of bringing tone across a text message.
Text lacks that obviously.

>>41385251
>>41385244
>>41385255

Nah she is coming over brehs. The friend shit was a lead in to talking about how to ditch her and avoid cock blocking.

>>41385243
Get a motorbike brodolf fitler. Cheap CBR/GSX or ZXR 600 from the 90s, two helmets, crush puss.

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>>41385061
NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

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>>41385259
I don't think I did...

>>41385288
Make her watch fightclub

>>41385288
best move here is to watch a rom com.

>>41385288
OP made it, congratulations

>>41385288

Watch the gang gives frank an intervention best IASIP episode by far

>>41385311
nah really don't think that is this girls thing

>>41385318
ooo good call I think she will like that one a lot. She's got a pretty twisted sense of humor.

>>41385288
Whatever episode where dee is an ostrich

>>41385315
thanks man

OH AND FOR THE FUCKS HATING ON MY EMOJI GAME -----> :) ;) ;* :D ;D

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>>41385175

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>>41385175

>>41385337
ｶﾜ(・∀・)ｲｲ!!

>>41385120

You did it, OP. Nice win

>>41385335
The family fight game show one is the best imo

>>41385061
You text like a god damn idiot. I cringed reading that. Motherfucking newfaggots. Pick up a sport, do your homework and lay off the internet pal

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>>41385120
>>41385175
>>41385224
>>41385288
autistic Chad

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every fuking time someone has a chance he show it here and then procede to fuck it up

never change /fit/

>>41385175
>you're gonna have to pick me up

Hear that OP? That was the sound of a cunt drying up.

>>41385386

He succeeded retard

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>>41385061
Well when you lift metal that could kill or cripple you 4x+ a week you tend to get ballsier yeah

Then again you can't lift all the autism away

Good Job OP tho

>>41385175
Oh you blew it

She's not gonna pick you up.

>>41385433
>>41385403
it's like people don't read the rest of the thread.

>>41385061

>pls respond

>>41385208
rofl

>>41385175
oh snap

>>41385403
tru haha

>>41385288
first ep is pretty funny, tho i don't know if she'd appreciate the cancer humor

>>41385255
>has gotten boring
her vagina just dried up, when she heard she has to pick you up like a mommy, dud

>>41385497
then why the fuck would she still be coming over to watch netflix at his place dumb shit?

>>41385502
The force of momentum. Probably was too awkward to back off

>>41385288
Watch Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

>>41385520
>Let's see
>Research what episodes of always sunny you want me to see
>The funniest of the funny
>The ones that will make me laugh until I cry

That's backing off to you? Really? maybe she's just autismo too

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>>41385061
>>41385120
>>41385175
>>41385224
>>41385288
This went from 100 to 0

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>>41385288
>make me laugh
D R O P P E D

>>41385535
>That's backing off to you? Really?
yes

>>41385255
>Ye I do, just no car.

nice one retard

if you weren't so fucking lame you'd have invited her out for cheap food and drinks at a packed place downtown then cab back to your place and she'd never know you didn't drive....

fucking melvin lol

>>41385572
he doesn't want to take her out for drinks though, he wants to pound that pucc

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>>41385120
>taking the Lords name in vain
>pre marital sex

>>41385584
>>41385572

Yeah she's 18 anyway so I don't think she cares about me not having a car.

>>41385593
Thats where youre wrong kiddo

>>41385602
Lol, jock friend of mine is 26 now, had to sell his car to study abroad. Fucks all the 18 year olds in his town. One girl lives a little away, has her car and she drives him to concerts, training, sucks him off and gets him again.
If they care about your car, you are more subhuman than you think

>>41385612
MODS

>>41385584
yeah well....how do you think that starts out?

him making stupid jokes via text?....

>>41385593
lol ok buddy....is the legal age to drive there 32?

>>41385612
sure fag

>>41385628
they care about the fact that you have your life together like a normal person you fucking autist...

your friend fucks his hands

>>41385631
I guess I don't know what you're questioning... she agreed to come pick me up so obviously she doesn't care about the car that much right?

>>41385648
oh yeah? where is that screenshot lol

you two aren't fucking right now so why you mouthing off?

you're so fucking young and autistic that you have no idea why I even brought up the fact you should meet up with her in public then to w/e to fuck

>>41385120
Gotta drown the slippery otter OP! Harpoon the salty long german! Explore the warm depths! Pound the soft darkness! Excavate the moist cavern! Verb the adjective noun! Get in there OP!

>>41385640
He is not American, having a car isnt really considered 101 of being an adult here. But I think the point still stands, if they like you enough, not having a car would not deter them from hooking up with you
I havent driven in 8 years, and me not having a car has never been brought up ever

>>41385175
Dude have you heard of Uber/Lyft, it's totally fine to not have a car in todays world, and it's like 5-15 dollars mostly anywhere... Are you even trying... You could even call one for her, alpha move.

>>41385703
>Indian uber chad fucks her before she gets there
>Ops mouth smells like curried salmon by the end of the night
Yea, nah

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>>41385175

>>41385318
This is good but there is no episode as good as The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis

This is fact

>>41385720
I almost died from cringe, imagining you typing that.

>>41385189
oh no

sorry OP but you need to give us pics of her to prove it's not some random fatty

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>>41385720
>indian uber chad
>indian
>chad

>Go from fat bastard to reasonable fit
>Dump my long term girlfriend/fiance 6 months ago thinking I can do better
>Every female I I meetup with is a total skank and has at least 1 kid by now (i'm 32)
>Ex girlfriend whats nothing to do with me anymore

I've made a terrible mistake

pics of girl
>or you'll never get her

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>>41385120
Smashed it OP, great job

>>41386126
it's not a mistake if you left them brah, you just forgot cos of time

>>41385720
>>41386103
Is he called As-if

>>41386126
>girl stick with you through being fat piece of shit
>immediately think you can do better as soon as you do better yourself
Considerable monkey branching, you're no better than these gold digging skanks with kids. I hope you enjoy dating one, because it's all you deserve for being shit. How can you leave someone you were willing to marry, presumably because you loved them, simply because you thought you could do better? I don't understand this kind of disloyalty. When I was in a relationship I stayed with her despite much better opportunities constantly presenting themselves.

>>41385107

Now's your chance you can play weird autoassassinophilia roleplay games with her.

I bet 5 cents that the girl will flake and she only agreed on a date because of convo momentum; in fact her pussy is completely dried out.

Update us tomorrow, OP.

>>41386126
Grass isn't always greener, take it as a lesson the next time you find a good girl. That's all you can do.

I literally almost did this for like 5 different hot little skanky 18 year olds and I came to my senses at the last minute. My gf isn't hot and she's barely cute, but she's genuinely the most loyal caring girl I have ever met and would die for me if she had to. And when ur old and JUSTd that's all that's gonna matter.

With that being said, I've fucked 3 of the 5 18 year olds I'm currently cycling through

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>>41385175

>>41386202
>>41386281
>>41386333
I fucked up bad. I was riding a from not being a fat pile of shit. Trying to think of a way to patch things up. Gonna try to be friends again and move in from there

>>41385240

this fucking idiot guy

>>41386916
meant riding a high from*

>>41386916
>>41386973
You're a piece of shit and she deserves way better than you. if you have any decency you should leave the poor woman alone to find someone who will appreciate her and wont betray her the second they feel they could 'do better'.
You're worse than the used up cock sleeve sluts you run into.

>>41387028
>White knighting on the internet

Come on dude, this is pathetic

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>>41385175
>pick me up
When will they learn

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>>41385175
>you're gonna have to pick me up
What thought process lead you to thinking this way okay?

>>41386126
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush after the age of thirty. Most women are either married or shit tier by that time.

>>41387072
Yeah found this out the hard way. I gotta make this right. Also going by her face book she gained like 30lbs since I walked. I don't even care, I just want her back

>>41385175
>You're gonna have to pick me up
fucking TOP KEK

>>41385061
Anon you are a creepy autist.

>>41386916
M8, you're a piece of shit

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>>41386103
Chadip

>>41386916
Well yeah, you're scum. But you learned from it hopefully. gl

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>>41385175

>>41387428
>That webm
fucking KEK

>>41387409
Yeah

>>41387439
I'l need it she is as stubborn as a mule. Luckily shes still on my cell plan, she sends me 50 bucks a month for her phone. Gives me a reason to take to her. I'll roll in with can we be friends line, hang out a few times and drop a I miss us on her. Shits gotta work but I know her mother hates me so she'll be working against me.

>>41385288
You must be hella fit to counter that autism.

I guess so, I mean I joined the army, so is that ballsier than not joining the army and being a fat pos?

>>41387471
There's also trust issues you created. imagine a girl doing that to you. It would be always in the back of your mind what she did. It's better to just move on. Or at least genuinely want to move on and see what happens. Otherwise you'll reek of desperation. That said, you should help her lose weight you made her put on. You owe her at least that much.

>>41387500
Doesn't help I was a real bastard towards her before I ended it.

Thing is i've trying to move on but shit ant moving. If anything the longer time goes on the more I think about her

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>>41385175
OP YOU FUCKBOI

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>>41385175
this cannot be real

>>41385084
stop using emojis like a fucking queef. just type and leave it be

>>41385270
Again die

>>41385691
I don't drive, sometimes they dont like it because they cant use their pussy to make me their fucking cab driver but I still get laid. Girls like you to be able to drive because its another resource of yours they can use

>believing these are rule

How many girls talk like that over messenger IRL lmao

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>>41385175
Im sorry dude, you dun goofed

>>41385120
Jesus, you got lucky here m8, I almost couldn't read that whole line. She was clearly interested enough to not care, but for future reference that line is way too verbose and unsubtle.
>fucking you every way possible
>so that the sex is amazing
lord have mercy

>>41387599
nah, good emoji usage can totally work nowadays as long as it's semi-ironic. I use them all the time without problems. it obviously depends on your personality though, and I'm generally a goofy guy

>>41386281
>branching

Back to le reddit u disgusting piece of autismo shit

Quick question: can I randomly message a girl I enjoyed texting this fall when I get back to college? It would be four months since we spoke at that point, but I really did enjoy texting her.

>>41387752
Did you break it off in a weird way or did you just stop texting because you didn't have too much to talk about at that point?
If it's the first case, don't. If it's the second case, just go for it mate.

>>41387752
Who gives a shit?

Worst case she blows you off.

>>41385208
I hope he forgets to delete the texts.

>>41387775
nah, man. it was the end of the semester and finals week so we got busy i guess.

>>41387787
alright man. will do.

a big plus is that i'm in the middle of a big weight loss thing so should help

>>41385288
Watch Spartacus (series) with her, works every time for me

oh dear, OP

>>41385120
A little bit of monica, in my life

a litle bit of jessica on the side

>>41385175
well there goes Monica and Jessica

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>>41385175
I literally recoiled so hard I smashed my ankle on my metal chair leg you autist

>>41385061
>nice little chat going
>light flirting
>YEAH BABE I'M GONNA FUCK YOU IN EVERY FUCKING HOLE FUCKIN SUCK MAH DICK FUCK YEAH MY SEX IS FUCKIN AMAZING FUCK BITCH YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
Why do people do this?

>>41385061
apparently it has made you real cringy too, cool it with the emojis those are for chicks. also awful flirting

>>41385720

>indian Chad

you got me well done

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>>41385120
>>41385591

>>41385061
>ps2 few years ago
>didnt talk to mic

>ps2 now
>bullshit al the time on the mic

yes

>>41385175
FUCKING KEK AHAHAHAHA

>>41385318
>>41385723
>not Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties
Really guys?

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yes

Several years ago I lost a lot of weight. Didn't get fit, just thinner - like 5'10", 198lbs down to 150lbs.

>at friend's wedding
>photographer is 6/10 bretty cute
>sit next to her at reception
>small talk
>sneak in a suggestive joke
>had fun talking together
>end of reception
>ask for her number
>she gives it
>change my mind
>"Let's go grab a room & have some fun now."
>we do
>messed around for 4 hours
>it was great
>she texted asking about hooking up again next day
>I'd already gone home
>we live almost 1,000 miles apart
>haven't really talked since

>>41389448
It's not really ballsy to talk like that to your gf though

>>41389526
she's just some milf at work, 39 i think, i'm 23

>>41385120
It's not too late to run

>>41389448

>Erm I'd probably have a good suck on them desu x

You were so confident in the first line

Then this

>>41385061
she seems like she's really into you, you say the most retarded shit and she still eats it up nicely done

>>41389448
post pics

>>41387639
Something I've noticed is that women actually like that very descriptive and verbose sex talk.

As a guy I always cringe when I read it and try my hardest to avoid it, but it seems women love it.

>>41389611
I don't know if that's a good example though. Not him, just weighing in. The only time being more verbose has been good for me is when I go into detail describing what I want to do with her and tease her.

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>>41385061
>hehehe im so ballsy
>over text
fucking kill yourself

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>>41385175
>you hace to pick me up

>>41385061
this reads like some to catch a predator shit

>>41385070
this

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>>41385175
Just take a fucking uber you idiot

>>41385288
American Psycho is a good one.

Memes aside, I took a girl back from a date and all we did was watch american psycho. I had whiskey dick, so I had to stall

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>>41385175

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>>41385175
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>41389448
I'm just imagining two people talking to each other and saying this and I assume this is how the country of england flirts.

>>41385120
Attaboy

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>>41385175

>>41389448
those default profile pics make me lose my shit
reminds me of like indian catfishers

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>>41385175
Ofcoruse it was too good to be true, let's be honest here, everybody thought things were going too smothly for /fit/'s standards.

>>41388782
Because it works and girls want to hear it just as much as you want to hear it back from a girl.

The other person has to be attracted to you though which is why your probably aren't familiar with it.

>>41393035
I wouldn't want to hear it from a girl though, that'd make her sound like a whore.
I want you to tell me how many kids you'll have with me once we get married after years of tender leg locking tier loving.

>>41393049
Don't we both? The 50's are gone though and girls have access to any man in a bajillion mile radius with the tap of their fingers on any social media site or text. Might as well enjoy your youth and sexuality while you can before it drives you mad. Just my too sense

>>41385175

You went from god to absolute lowest tier male in about 5 seconds

>>41385061
>fitter
learn english you worthless fag

>>41385061

Rude way to speak to your mom

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>>41393116
Ehh to each of their own i guess, women that like that still exist just rare, besides let's be honest you don't look for wife on tinder.
But in the end it doesn't matter, some people want to fuck around and some don't, it's a matter of prefrence

>>41393185
I would agree some exist, but you're cherry picking an image that I've seen posted before. The mere fact that people save it and use it as evidence when there are dumpsters full of unrecycled jpegs displaying girls in a different light shows you the state of things. I don't use tinder, never downloaded it, and never will, but I see nothing wrong with meeting girls in real life, getting their numbers, and being explicit with them if you just want a fun night and a blow job. I wish you well in your quest for a pure woman though, not my interest to deter you, god-speed anon.

>>41385175
NOOOOOOOOO YOU WERE SO FUCKING CLOSE

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

>>41393285
thanks, some good luck to you, i just can't get hard unless i know a girl and i don't mean like went to 2-3 dates i mean like dating stuff. Can't get my penor working for random slóts