Lets talk about autistic things we do at the gym >say "bloooop"

>>41385054
>>say "bloooop" any time I get up from the bench press

wtf i also do that

>>41385054
>>say "bloooop" any time I get up from the bench press
be my bf??

I bleed a little on the machines to stop other people from using them. I make it look like period blood.

>>41385054
> say "That was bananas" after my final heavy set

I don't do this at the gym but I legitmately eat my semen whenever I masturbate, I like the taste and its got good nutrients.

Have to fight the gym Paladin every time I enter in order to get extra pl8s

>>41385054
>>41385081
wtf i do this as well

>>41385054

>Say really weird shit when putting back weights but only when I realise people are around

>Shit like "yuntah" or "hyumph"

>No one even seems to give a shit.

>>41385054
Kick my locker first in case it is a mimic.

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>bob in place when i'm feeling a track, lip sing, dance arms up into zyzz pose
>stare at self in mirror and nod until i get under bar/pick the weight up
>roll, rock, etc into all sets, look extra for working sets but raises power level. (think power lifting 1rm dl or bench but I do this kinda shit on everything)
>used to be steam engine breather, now I just scream and grunt
>rack weight aggressively then look around to see if any QTs glanced at me
>stare at any chicks ass through mirror when I get a chance, especially through sets, I'll be squatting with my head to the side for that extra pump
>go to bathroom and give myself a quick little rub to hard af before going back out, look at my big ass hard dick in my sweatpants swinging around with no regard for public safety
>if weights are left all over the place, or racked up in no order at all, I'll just drop everything to the ground to get what I need and leave it there.

swear the last two actually makes me lift harder.

I've really stopped caring about anyone or anything.

>>41385054
>>41385081
>>41385218
wtf me too

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>>41385054
>when ever I touch a woman's breast I'm compelled to whisper in her ear
>HONK HONK
This is cost me several relationships, I think I might actually be some kind of retarded because I can't help it.

>>41385054
Tell me more about the cat, he/she looks chill as fuck

>>41385309
>not being able to tell that's a male cat from the thumbnail alone

you're not gonna make it bro

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In the occassional moments that I don't care about my image and reputation and wish to release my inner self or if I want to embarrass my gym partner, I grab the pullup bar on the power cage so I face the gym, spread my legs while putting my ankles behind vertical bars, and I hump the air as hard as I can. The back and forth swinging feels funny

>>41385054
>always put my right shoe on first when im changing
>always go to the same treadmill because it has "good juju"
>whenever i get into a good, repetitive stride i imagine im a robot who's been programmed to run with maximum efficiency
>do that arm thing from that one gif/webm whenever i deadlift
>chest bump the bar before i get into squatting position

squat to depth

>>41385435
>chest bump the bar before i get into squatting position
Lel me too

>do that arm thing from that one gif/webm whenever i deadlift
post gif

>Hey, are you working out?

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>>41385054
>Showing people who's the boss of my gym by wrestling them

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>>41385054
>bloooop

Sometimes I like to lick the sweat off the bench, in my autistic mind I pretend it gives me the power of lifting whatever the other guy was lifting

>>41385054
>forgetting to open my mouth when I exhale so I make farting noises

>>41385471
i cant find it or i would have but it's the one where it's 3 dudes deadlifting and the guy in the middle does a normal one, one guys picks it up by the plates and does some hip shimmy thing, and theres a guy in a red shirt who does this weird ass arm thing but i always do it too now

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>stamp and grind each foot into position with my hands on my hips before sumo deadlifts
I-it doesn't feel tight if I don't
>"Flex" fingers in an ascending/descending "wave" on both hands while pacing in between sets
I'm a serial pacer and I've always done the hand thing but they're doubly autistic habits in the gym. Someone posted some anime gif that's the exact thing I do a few weeks ago and now I'm especially embarrassed
>exhale sharply with a sort of "HHHAH" sound and a head bob before lifting heavy dumbbells for any exercise
Don't ever feel the need to do this with a barbell

>>41385239
You could also throw an Undead Hunter Charm at it.

>>41385054
> Take my shoes off for any and every barbell exercise, but never for dumbbells
> piss in the sink rather than the toilet so i don't miss and make a mess
> hang from the pullup bar and occasionally singular muscle ups between exercises
> hold only my top lip up and expose my front teeth while breathing extremely heavily when I'm struggling on the last rep
> scowl and try to intimidate myself in the mirror between sets

>play the intro of Black Sabbath's Iron Man with my fingers on the bar while lying down before my last bench press set

>>41385099
How do I bleed at will?

>>41385081
I thought it was just me

>>41385488
i thought it would be funny

>use machinee after chicks has been done using them

I don't even wipe their sweat off from it and have some intense power faps at home knowing a woman's scent is on me. I've been doing this for 3 years now.

>>41385054
I shout the name of the song, artist, album, and date of release of every song on the gym radio.

>>41385054
Stuff like "nothing personnel" and "this isn't even my final form" before a PR set. Only when nobody else is around though.

>>41385199
same here. want to swap?

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>>41385532
>>41385471
Pretty sure this is it.

>>41385054
>Avoid looking around during my rest periods between sets
>Look around during my sets to catch people mirin'

>>41387586

> that webm

what is even happening here

>>41388663
Newfag that webm is old as hell and posted every day.

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>>41385054
Stare into the bar thinking about lifting for "her"

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>>41385287
worth

>>41387586
>tfw ur buddies make u laugh and u drop heavy stuff

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I look to stare at the qts that come in and imagine what life would be like if I was with them.

>>41385435
>>always go to the same treadmill because it has "good juju"

I legitimately cannot achieve good deadlifts in the power rack that has a raised laminated wooden floor, only the one that's level with the carpet.

Subsequently, I can only squat on the laminated floor rack.

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>this thread

>take rapid deep breaths before sets (like real HHH!!! breaths)
>actively AVOID slamming weights, lowering weights carefully on the pulldown machine and such

Nothing too autistic I guess...

>>41389398
>>actively AVOID slamming weights, lowering weights carefully on the pulldown machine and such

honestly you're a cunt if you make no effort to lower the weight gently on cables

>>41385523
WTF, do you not have a nose?

>>41385054
Stare at the cutd gym bunny next to me and when she looks at my direction, "shyingly" look the other way.

>>41388687

that explains nothing

>>41389417
Thanks brah, feels good to be appriciated for my weight-lowering-efforts.

>>41385287
Forget them anon. Any woman that can't take a simple 'honk' isn't worth your time.

>>41385501
Go away, reddit.

>>41385239
kek

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>>41387586
I wish I had friends that i can mess around with at the gym...

>>41385054
>Stretch and swing arms around alot in between sets
>I stare at myself very intense in the mirror
>Always nod at people that I pass when switching exercise, but I rarely say anything
>Load up unnecessary high weights that I can handle but won't get any contact from,just so I do not appear weak

>>41385316
Except you're too much of an autist to notice females where they stand.

That's a shecat you faggot.

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>>41385283
>go to bathroom and give myself a quick little rub to hard af before going back out, look at my big ass hard dick in my sweatpants swinging around with no regard for public safety

>>41387586
anyone has original of what the guy in red is imitating?
it was some tripfag at some competition

>Doing squats
>Whenever I rest I lean on the bar with my arms crossed over it and stare into my own eyes in the mirror

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>>41385119
Underrated reference

>>41385287
Please don't ever stop, that's hilarious.

>>41385054
Putting my foreskin back when I take a piss

>>41385054
After locking out on the last deadlift of the set, I look to my right. I don't know why.

>>41385727
with a knife

>>41389929
This picture is bad. The original was fucking hilarious because of the stark nature of it, just knowing that some poor fuck had to deal with it. Layering some overused overly-general meme on top of that shit just fucking RUINED it. This is what happens when we let a LIBERAL run our country for 8 years, you do realize this right? YOU and people LIKE YOU have ruined this country and let your waste spill into the cracks of even the BUNGHOLE of the internet. WHY? WHY WOULD YOU LAUGH AT SOMETHING LIKE THIS AND INHERENTLY ENABLE IT TO MOVE FORWARD AND BECOME RELEVANT. YOU'RE POISONING MY CHILDREN.

>>41387586
yeah, thats the one. thank you

>>41391072
>huhuhu one rep max

I like to go across the gym whenever I do lunges to warm up.

Yea I'm that guy.

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>>41385054

>Slide into the bench from behind, imagining i'm going to pilot a mecha
>when doing deadlifts that I'm struggling with, lift my shorts up and imagining I'm releasing my demon seals to increase my power
>grasp the bar before squatting, looking solemnly into space and saying "Yare yare daze"
>wearing pic related

>>41392911
whys this guy look like hes going down and not coming back up. whats with these 1/2/3/4 + with dyel bods.

>>41385283
I legit do the last thing with the plates. Used to take the time to fix the haphazardly racked weights, turned it into a little workout in itself. No I'm like fuuuck that. People wanna live like mongrels I'll be a mongrel too.

>Since watching some Ronnie Coleman videos on YT, I "WOOO" after a good set. Mutter "Lightweight baby!" to myself when I'm struggling to push that last rep.

>>41392958


That was me when I first started lifting, that was only actually a little over lmao1pl8. My friend just photoshopped it for fun.

I'm not that weak anymore.

>>41385500
Who was in the wrong here?

record myself to check form, other than that I'd say im pretty normal at the gym.

>flex my lats and run up to the bar and kind of reverse rowing before getting under the bar on the squat and then very aggressively lift it and walk it out
>flex my lats and hyperextend my back before deadlifting
>flex my lats on the bench and lay down, put my ass in the air, pull the bar to my benching level then lower my ass down and set up correctly
>flex my lats and walk up to the bar, imitating my squat setup and think to myself "psych, I'm overhead pressing" then after walking the bar out, pull it down and use my stretch reflex for all reps, occasionally pausing at the top
>always touch the bar with my left hand first

Am I autistic? Having these kinds of setups legit made lifting feel easier.

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not me but i hate this normie meme
>roll shoulders and flex lat after any workout
>literally db curls over bench and do this
>what the fuck

at least half my gym does this.

>>41391072
hes right

>>41392958
you realize one can easily attain 1/2/3/4 while looking dyel as fk? cope harder

>>41385054
I dunno i'm friends with a nigger there even though i'm a natsoc. Is that autistic?

>use water fountain
>wipe down machine when done
>use mirrors to check form
>walk up stairs 3 steps at a time
>put dumbbells back to corresponding spaces
>always crack knuckles during rests
>time rests with stopwatch
>dont resume workout until millisecond ends on even number
>use hand rails on stairs
>ask before using plates

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>>41385287
lul

>pound on my chest like a gorilla after a heavy set
>talk to the weights like they're a woman that im romancing/flirting with
>shout "lightweight baby, ain't nothin but chump change!" before a PR

im glad i have a homegym

>>41385054
Before a heavy squat I sit squat for about fifteen seconds
Don't know why but people give me funny looks

>>41385054
I don't talk to anybody beyond the usual "Hi" and only bring a towel and a water bottle.

Not at the gym, but at the pool I always let girls go first so I can touch their feet. I'm not even a footfag.

>>41385542
I pace too, but if I don't I get light headed.

>listen to podcasts while i lift
>sometimes the jokes catch me off guard
>be mid set
>barbell is on my back
>because of abdominal pressure from valsalva maneuver I do an exaggerated snort laugh instead of a normal mouth laugh

>>41385517
you're gonna get herpes

>>41385054
>>41385081
Thank fuck I'm as normal as you well adjusted folks

>>41385287
Would legit marry you if you did that to me
>Tfw only A-Cup so never get honks
Feels bad man

>>41396413
gyno doesnt count as an A-cup

>>41396413
Man you must have really lost it after realizing you had gyno, to even go full transition.

>>41385054
bloooop?

> All plates must be facing inward on the barbell.
> Rest feet on dumbbell handles between sets.

Not really autistic, more superstitious.

>>41385287
Dude that is the correct reaction to playing with a woman's tits. I don't know what those chicks problems were, but you're lucky it didn't last.

>>41389417

Do loud noises at the gym spook you?

>>41385653
I much prefer this. That way, if it is a mimic, i can still get my stuff out of it.

>>41391072
*tips maga hat*

>>41396708
>tfw doing full stack lat pulldowns

>skinny stinky mudslime doing rows opposite of me

>asks me to stop slamming the weights because he has a headache

>i was literally lowering the weight at a normal pace, they're metal plates so of course there's a sound.

>proceed to slam weights even harder

>he gives me dirty looks

>his dirty looks fueled my deadlifts, which I also dropped.

>>41390064

>>Load up unnecessary high weights that I can handle but won't get any contact from,just so I do not appear weak


done with set, put on 3pl8s,
done with rest, take off 3pl8s, do set.

>>41390326
YES

Completely zoned out, too.

>>41392958
the trick here is that they never actually go down, they only bend the knees slightly and push back up.

Not a single rep done.

Pull my legs in and roll forward out of the bench press after finishing ever set

>>41385054

I dance a little between sets.

Just a little shuffle here and there.

I dont care who sees either.

>>41396676
Yes blooop. What don't you understand? Read the sticky.

>>41385239
Better safe than sorry

>>41390083
>implying that cat even has a gender and forcing your patriarchal misogynistic rape culture on it
What is wrong with this board

I mouth along to whatever I'm listening to, headband, and dance a little. Granted this isn't all the time, but I do these things a few times every session.

>>41393099
>well fuck people keep raping each other guess I should get in on it too

I don't get that logic, why not hold true to your morals. Do you also piss all over your toilet seat and not clean it up? It's a public thing people use so why not do your part and keep it clean and organized? It takes a minute max to put your shit back how hard is it??

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>>41385054
>deadlift day
>enter gym with gymbro
>upon entering we put our arms through the bottom of the legs of our gym shorts and begin to shuffle towards barbells screaming shit about it being diddly day
>rep out lmao 4pl8s
>leave in same manner screaming shit about fighting gravity and how it was diddly day

>>41397897
If rape became common enough, you'd be autistic not to rape. It would be like pirating anime.

you: uh, I don't really feel comfortable raping people
normie1: haha anon is being a moralfag again lmao
normie2: I've raped like three girls this week, what are you, gay?
normie3: I'm doing NoRape to raise my test this month, already getting the urge fuark what do, muh gainz
normie4: Rape isn't a crime, it's not like you lose anything when you get raped

>>41397943
Maybe rape wasn't the best example but point being how much effort does it take to be neat about your stuff?

>>41394360
Gee anon, THREE stairs?

>>41394200
>1/2/3/4 while looking dyel as fk?
stop exaggerating.

>>41398346
He's probably a manlet.

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>>41392911
>mfw also lift shorts up during diddles
my nigga

>always shuffle my feet around as im autistic with foot placement on barbell lifts
> i have on occasion made fart noises through my mouth for no apparent reason
>spooked this guy one time

>>41398494
> i also grab the barbell when its racked then twist it like im revving a motorcycle before my sets

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>when I do any lift for the first couple of reps I think of pic related and tell myself that madoka wants upsies
>Instead of typical grunting I will sometimes go doot doot or bzzzzzt
>Will never look anyone in the eye
>If someone tries to make small talk or compliment me we will either have a good conversation or I will give short answers
>Those who I have good convos I will probably not acknowledge at all or give short answers if they talk to me again in the future. I will sometimes see them looking at me as I walk past probably expecting a hello or what's up.
>the amount of potential gym buds I've thrown away is pretty bad, I am probably known to people as a fucking dick, I don't know.

>>41392911
I pretend I'm an imperial guardsmen getting the heavy bolter up to the next level of defensive works during OHP

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>I use iPhone's timer to time rest between sets
>Can't start new set before 3:00 minutes has passed
>During rest check facebook, instagram and /fit/
>Avoid looking at females because they don't deserve my attention even when they have a nice butt

>>41396935
ZEEERO

>>41390326
Wtf im not alone.

>>41385054
What is that cat doing!

>>41390271
it was isley

>>41393878
I roll my shoulders back before DB curls, I guess it makes it easier to do full ROM without shoulder assistance. Or maybe I'm wrong

>only do compounds

>>41385054
>getting up from bench
>sit up, legs spread over the bench like it's a saddle
>raise a leg and spin so both legs are off the left side of the bench
>raise both legs and turn 180 degrees so both legs are off the right side of the bench
>get up

I'm sure I look like an NPC with pathfinding errors.

>>41387586
I sometimes think of this while deadlifting and laugh out loud

>>41392911
>>41398494
>tfw the power diaper actually works

I'm legit convinced that this alone has been the main contributor to my diddly max.

>Thinking of all the bad things people told about me or when they said i cant do it
>Hitting my chest and say fuck them all i am gonna do it
When i feel tired or have problems to do the last set

>>41385054
>rearrange plates on the stacks if they're mismatches (eg 25s on top of 35s, 5s hidden behind 10s)

JUST PUT THE PLATES BACK WITH THE SAME KIND

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41406843
I do this too, it drives me batshit fucking crazy because all the pegs are clearly labeled from multiple angles at my gym. I don't give a fuck how tired you are, rack your shit.

>>41385212
You're lucky. My gym has a druid and 2 mages guarding the extra plates

>>41385119
kek

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>>41406764
Holy shit, same
It feels good to get to that point of anger where you can lift the shit out of something with maximum effort.

>>41385435
>>whenever i get into a good, repetitive stride i imagine im a robot who's been programmed to run with maximum efficiency
Kek

>>41403710
It's stealing the ham, yo!

>>41385199
Don't lie Chris you never go to the gym

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>>41407275
Dude remember when Chris Chan lifted his chair? I wouldn't mess with him

>>41389241
>subsequently
No

>>41396708
It's bad for the equipment you fucking dunce, and you pay for the equipment with your membership dues.

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>>41406843
The people who do that must live in filth. Just absolute chaos in their lives.

>>41385054
If something is really heavy I might say "meep." As a defensive lineman, this is weird to my line bros

I go nuts in the gym especially leg/back days

>>41385653
Keked

>>41385682
>Not playing rat salad for the final rep
Pathetic

>>41385054
I like to hum or sing while doing heavy weights. Makes it even better when someone is looking, and they are doing lower weight.

Pretend I'm a space marine and on the last rep think of the emperor looking down on me.

>>41385287
Man, I do the exact same thing. A voice in my head before I do it always says "Don't do it man, she's gonna be weird and pissed". Can't stop though, ya GOTTA say honk honk when squeezin' a titty