ITT: We pretend to be female anons

I am a girl.

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>>41384988
>that feel when when

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>>41384988
>tfw no Merlin huzbando.

>Manlet tried talking to me
>Luckily Chad was there to save me

>My personal trainer is SOOOO good, today he made me to cycle for 10 minutes. Such a good workout.

I'm on a cleanse, I've lost 13lbs in 2 days, and i feel so good. You should try it too, anom!

I glanced at Chad today and he still hasn't asked me out. UGH. Why am I so ugly?

"yes I go to the gym, yes I am /fit/ even though I run for 2 miles with no weekly improvement. this totally makes me a runner." -every fucking cardio bunny on a treadmill.

i swear the treadmill attracts the laziest females who pretend to be /fit/. outside has the actual hard-working girls though who run.

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Cardio for husbando

>tfw menstruating on leg day

a guy asked me out today, hahahah fucking creep

I'm a girl btw haha

>>41384993
dude you've got to make it more believable

>>41384993
>>41385604
tits or gtfo

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This board has just gotten sad.

White guys are really nice but I prefer more masculine black or Arab men.

Lol sorry

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>Be me
>See Stacy at gym
>ihatethatbitch.jpg
>Write rumour about her on Memebook
>Rumour spreads like wild fire
>Her Chad boyfriend believes it
>Steal Chad from Stacy
>mfw

>tfw your dick gets untucced on the train

Why do some girls feel the need to get dressed up for the gym? I mean I understand looking nice but there's these two 19 year old sluts that are dressed to hit the corners. With big ass hoop earrings - mascara - thick waved eyeliner and fucking lip gloss.

Autistic LARPers get the FUCK out

>>41385664
Because they want you to hit on them, dickhead. Do this:
>wait until they use a machine
>go up
>Hey, are you working out
>pause for laughter

>>41385512
i have a fat black girl on snap chat that always eating cookies and chicken wings, pizza, you name it, and everyday 'goes to the gym' and its on the tredmill at like no incline 2km/hr lol

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>that first sip

>>41385634
>t. white boi

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>>41385641
Fuck you whore slut faggot.
Chad's mine. He taps my booty only.
>tfw chad bf

>>41384988
>My stupid bf keeps telling me I should hit the gym with him and do compound exercises...
How do i convince him that doing Insanity two times week in group training is far better for both of us?? ( plus the coach is really cute ;) )

>>41385712
Accurate kek.

>tfw indians harass me in the gym until the point of following me home

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>>41384988
Hiya, my name is Stacey Titetwat and I sure do appreciate all you girls ;)

I'm just here to try to accentuate and tone my glutes, will post pix in just a quick sec. Anyway I just don't feel that good looking but I'm just tryna be brave and meet some some frenzz online, i'm new to all this. So this is me, and btw I know it's hard to believe since they are super perky but I AM proud that I'm packing Double D's yeah that's right 36's.
<3

An old man grabbed my boob on the bus today. I freaked out but didn't know what to say. He was about 80 so I didn't make a big deal of it but he really pissed me off. I wish I'd said something.
What would you have done, lads?

QTDDTOT: What foods can I eat to decrease the amount of discharge I leave in my panties around ovulation day?

Which sports bras are best for larger breasts? I have 34DDs and I'm just using the target brand, Merona, for daily wear and workouts.

What about cute bras? Keep in mind I'm poor as fuck.

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>tfw my husbando is the only reason to continue living.

ITT: Period gainz. How much more can you lift mid-cycle and on your period vs. baseline?

QTDDTOT: There's a guy in a few of my classes that keeps following me even when I try dropping hints that I'm not interested. Now he's started dropping by a meet up group I attend because he found out I go there. I'm scared of his temper, how can I tell him I'm not interested while staying safe since I have to see him every day?

About me: 5'4" 125lbs
Him: 6'something 250+lbs

>>41385697
Underated

>That creepy guy who always stares at you while you're lifting.

I'm just here to work out, lad. Please don't make my happy place awkward for us both.

ITT: Birth control! Post 'em if you've got em!

OR

ITT: Feminine hygiene products. Which are your favorites?

Who is /thatlady/ at your gym? You know the one, the old woman who walks around without a towel on and her tits sagging to the floor?

>>41385712
Heh.

How many women here have been solicited by their teachers for sex? I haven't, but two of my friends have. Is this a common thing?

Girl scouts and physical fitness: How much of an impact did they have on your lives?

>>41385816
Yaaaaaaas queeen

UTERINE PROLAPSE
I'm pregnant and worried about this as a possibility. Has it happened to any of you /fit/ ladies?

How many people here pee a little when lifting? I like to use panty liners so I don't leak on the benches ;)

>>41384999
>grill fucks up may may

I don't see the problem here.

>Be me
>Self conscious as a kid
>Always dress in bathroom stalls
>One day work up the courage to get dressed outside
>Today's the day
>Go to gym
>Take off top
>so far so good
>About to take off bra when the door opens and a SIX FOOT TALL (what I think is a) DUDE walks in
>Panic and throw shirt back on
>MOTHERFUCKER SCOFFS AT ME like I'd done something offensive
>Give up on changing here
>Return to my home among the toilets

DAE get really annoyed when people call us "uterus havers" instead of "women" because "some women have penises"?

>tfw braphog

I wish my butt was small......

Boys (by which I only mean the boys I'm attracted to) won't date women over a certain body mass! Men are supposed to be horney 24/7! Liars! If they were then why would they turn me down? Why are men such hypocrites!?

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>>41385005
Merlin is a fucking fag and so are you.

Today I had to talk a man down from hitting me on the bus because I wouldn't give him my number. Why are men such emotional babies when they're denied things?

Also kickboxing thread.

>>41386029
if you were any good at your dumb martial art of choice you would have just kicked him in the face you dumb gook

My mom has arthritis, how can I make sure I don't get it when I'm her age? I already take vitamins and I mix my protein powder with milk.

>>41386037
And get assault charges? No thanks! I'm trying to get through college.


(Out of character here: I actually know a woman who lost her job doing exactly what you just suggested)

>>41386039
you already have it inside of you. best mix your protein with vodka at this point. the vodka will mix with the protein which will mix with your muscles and hurt less because of the healing properties vodka has. just read this "10 reasons vodka is actually good for you" article!

FERTILITY GENERAL
Trying for a baby? Post tips and tricks here

OP: Traps vs Nats gender war when?

First response: Go back to /pol/. Saged and reported.

>>41386051
Wow i had no idea. Does this mean i should take my oral tren with my protein for muscle absorbtion

No-rub November: Who's participating? Is it true the testosterone gains are equivalent to nofap mens'?

>>41385421
Have you tried playing with your hair while you're both in the same room?

>>41385421
Grow a pair of ovaries you fucking coward. Women like you make it harder for the average dude to take a fucking hint when we aren't interested. You're just being selfish.

>>41386074
if you tren hard enough it will basically kick the arthritis out of your body

you go girl

>>41385616
Yep, its pathetic. They resort to threads like this to express their anger towards their failed relationships and blame others instead of themselves.

Post-sex high. How many of you are lucky enough to be in a relationship with a guy who gets you there and what exercises can I do to let me orgasm more than once?

Period shits > Laxative shits
Fight me

>>41386114
you're lucky you have a guy at all you dumb fucking normie

How long do you wait before asking Stacy to give up the elliptical? My gym has a limit of 30 minutes but this one birch just restarts the timer and always goes for a full hour.

>>41386122
She said, while curled up in bed with Tumblr open in another tab, her Pikachu slippers poking out from under a Steven Universe blanket she bought off etsy.

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>>41386140
FUCK OFF STACY REEEEEEEEEE

Women over 5'7", give it to me straight, what are my chances of finding a man who will be OK with me wearing heels?

My boyfriend Jamal keeps beating me up and I don't know to do :(

>>41386149
Men will be totally okay with it as long as you aren't fucking around with manlets.

>>41386149
Guys who aren't manlets, duh!

>>41386151
You should bulk up before getting rid of him so you can cut while you serve your time.

>>41386155
>>41386157
FFS you retards I already know that. We had the genderswapped version of that question like two days ago.

>>41386167
Uh, hey cunt, shut the fuck up.

What is the best dog breed to get as a running partner/bodyguard?

>>41386179
I know what you're really asking, and trust me, doberman. Thank me later.

>>41386173
Yes I was rude, I apologize

Do traps make anyone else feel inadequate?

>>41385697
Not rated high enough

>>41386185
>apologizing this easily

Man detected. Dick or GTFO.

>>41386197
I don't want to admit it, but yes. I fucking hate traps. I make it a point to shitpost them every time they post. Fucking disgusting unnatural abominations getting more attention than me. I'll show them.

"Mananon here and I have something to say"

"REEE! Give us compliments or gtfo!"

>>41386210
Kek

>>41384993
LONDON

>>41386240
Haha I once had an orbiter like that. He never once talked like that in front of me.

Logged into steam today and got gifted 2 free games. I guess guys appreciate a good gamer such as me ;) Maybe I should go pro? What do you think?

Hey girls, my boyfriend has put on weight recently. He was thin when we met but now he had a bit of a gut and won't go with me to the gym. Should I dump him?

>>41386264
You should start streaming on Twich™~!

>>41386265
Absolutely dump his ass. If he doesn't work out, then he doesn't deserve you.

>>41386264
I gift my guy friends games too! It's nice to have an activity to share with your friends! I'm really lucky to have men in my life who don't see me as a sex object, but as a person. I'm really grateful.

Why do guys always girlfriendzone you? If you wanted to date you should have said so! Why are guys so manipulative?

>>41386273
Don't act like you don't enjoy the free shit you slut.

You aren't special. The rest of us show a little skin for skins. Soon you'll be just like the rest of us.

>>41386299
If you didn't ask for the gift you don't owe anybody shit.

You guys realise that girls are even more autistic than you guys.

im working for summer in this small company, doing some paper works.
This one creep keeps glancing at me and last year he even had audacity to ask me out, like what the fuck?

I lost 5kg since last summer. Chad still didnt hit on me despite me having status: not in relationship on facebook.

Im so lonely sisters, why i cant find nice guy to take care of me...

>>41386100
>The guy that took it seriously.

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>>41385565

>>41386866
I really really really like this picture.

>>41386891
Holy shit she have long legs

>>41385697
The rate of this response is clearly too low

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>>41386113
>this projection

>>41386942
For you.

>>41386891
>>41386921
Hot desu

>>41386094
Underrated

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>>41385697

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>>41387080
Nice.

/Getting a ring on it general/
Positive pregnancy tests. $15.
Paypal: [email protected]

>tfw no cuck bf

>>41385761
quit being a whore and maybe he'll believe you

>>41386118
Good christ, no. Period shits are the least satisfying shits in the world. Too much effort for too little volume, sloppy texture, rancid odor. And of course you're cramping the entire time.

Why should I pretend when all I have to do is put on makeup and girl clothes and be a real girl?

>>41385616
>>41386113
>t cuck

I've been lifting like soo hard but I still make like no progress on the squat, despite doing the 30 day Jen Selter squat challenge. How long until I reach that sweet big bar/0.25/0.5/0.75pl8 girls?

>>41384993
L O N D I N I U M
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>Ugh! Ma'am, you know you're not allowed to be in the sperm bank refrigerator.

>Now get out before I call security. Omigod.

>>41385041
underrated

>>41385597
This is real life.

>>41384988

Totes screenshotting this chat log for my instagram, then snapchatting and Vining a reaction.

Can anyone help me with the best way to put this on Twitter? I don't need help with Facebook because it's not going there, the only way to build more followers is to not put everything on every site. I have a YouTube video about building followers up, and also about travelling to the places where I do my shoots for model mayhem. If I get 100 likes, I'll do a periscope about my YouTube video! Retweet #sweetbaeluv21-4-evs to spread awareness of my newly revived pinterest page! It has all my favorite workouts on it, which you can watch me do in between Twitch streams of my games #suchanerd

Streaming from #Dubai tomorrow to all my exclusive Skype fans!

>When will it be mine turn for Connor Murphy bf?

He's cute, has height, muss and frame, is autistic <3

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>>41385712

>>41386151
It's just part and parcel dear

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>>41390334
>cardio for 3D

Not gonna make it.

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My crush is gay
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME

>>41390291
WTF dude, observe rules 1 &2
What's with all the social media, u sound like a grill

>>41387080
Is that the Karlie who kodes? I learned so much from her!

There's this guy that's educated, has money, makes me laugh and shares all the same interests as me. I need to come up with a way to destroy his happiness, any suggestions?

>>41384988
Do you girls know how I can get fucking shredded, 10% body fat, man here

Mirin thread? Mirin thread.

So far Ive counted 150 mires this week. How bout you ladies?

>pic related, only $15 at VS!

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>>41392265
>mock his hobbies
>spread rumors of him to his friends
>make him spend lots of money on you
>borrow his car a lot
>tell him about all the times you got blackout drunk
Girl you should have been born knowing this.

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The guy who deleted Karlie posts.

You're a big fucking faggot.

>>41385878
Am femanon decided to lurk this post for laughs but dear God you're spot on and it s scary as fuck. Especially when you've seen him lose his shit at the gym and he's trying to get the gym staff you're friendly with to "introduce you"

>>41393172
>this guy who obviously likes me and is too shy to approach me directly will beat me up if I don't like him back

what

>>41393237
Yep because no matter how shy he is. I'm not going to date or even be interested in anyone with a temper.

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>>41393172

I have a question.

how goodlooking is he? i would be flattered if he looked like francisco lachowski.

but if the guy is ugly, i would probably be disgusted. I assume hes a skinnyfat numale cuck or a roid head.

>>41393410
Roid head who appears to have the personality of a burnt potato.