>go to gym >see a black dude >leave

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>>41383880
Were you intimidated

>>41383888
yes

>>41383880
Always jacked with shit noob form :(

>>41383888
>Mfw trips
GG

>I'm black
ama faggots

>>41383983
How black?

>>41383983
How did you smuggle your smartphone into prison with you?

>>41383880

>Goes home and posts that black people have slave genetics because they're bigger
>Has never actually lifted because every gym has black people

>>41383880
>go to gym
>see a manlet
>throw him out of the gym

>>41383989
>>41383997
these are both valid questions that i would like to see answered

>>41383983
Why dont you go back to africa?

>>41383983
why?

>>41384035
Why go through the trouble when you have the manlet pit?

>>41384143
Closed for maintenance

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>>41383989
>Mom lightskin (Kashmiri) Indian
>Dad Darkskin long ass legs, fast runner black

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>>41383997
>Rectum

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>>41383880
>go to gym
>see beta cumskin leave scared
>have a great workout

>>41383983
How can you afford a computer

>>41384066
>disease
>poverty
>general terrible standard of living
Plus I've never even been to Africa. You should tell me to go back to kashmir, because that's where I've actually lived

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>>41384075

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>>41384232
Welfare and selling crack

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>go to gym
>pack of swolebros at bench
>get intimidated and leave

>>41384066
I was born in america

>>41384240
well people originally came from africa.

>>41384274
but america is for whites

>>41384279
True. That is where humans originally came from

>>41384289
Das not me friendo >>41384274
>>41384240
That's me

>>41383983
How many pairs of Jordan's do you own

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>>41384308
Like 6

>>41384279
>>41384293

The "out of Africa" theory is sort of bullshit. For example it doesn't explain why Neanderthal genes are not present in sub-Saharan Africans but are present in other races

>>41384308
>>>41383983
>How many pairs of Jordan's have you stolen

Fixed

>>41384323
>breeding with neanderthals
That's usually an agreed upon theory by anthropologists

>>41384199
Lmao a nigger AND a pajeet the best of both worlds

>>41384326
Don't know about stolen, but out of the 6 pairs I own ( >>41384315 ), one is acc my brother's and I just kind of took them when he moved out and I was in high school

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>>41384315
Jordans suck, nigga.

>>41383983
do you like asian bros?

>>41384348
Old white ladies don't know whether to be scared that I'll rob them and rape them or blow them up in the name of allah when they see me. I'm not a Pajeet indian. I'm from kashmir, so genuinely terrorist tier poo

>>41384348
You mean the worst

>>41384323
>Prehomosapians migrated out of Africa
>Homosapiens evolved from prehomosapians in Africa
>Neaderthals evolved from same prehomosapians with traits driven by new environment causing the split in species
>They reunite later as different species but are genetically similar enough to mate with each other

It actually provides a perfectly logical and likely explanation.

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>>41384360
Some are cool

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>>41384370
I don't like them sexually if that's what you're asking. I do have asian friends tho

>>41384352
>I didn't steal any, I just kinda took some from someone else and it's mine now.

Kek

>>41384397
No, that's not what I meant at all hahahaha
It just seems like black boys and I get along really well despite our differences

>>41384387
Right so modern humans evolved into what they are after they left Africa. While simultaneously native Africans were also evolving into modern humans (debatable)

>>41384372
how did that mix happen?

so your dad is black from where?

is your mom muslim?

where did they meet?

To the black guy ITT: do you play Persona 5?

>>41383983
why do niggers jaywalk so much? they cross the street anyplace BUT the crosswalk.

>go to gym
>Forget my change to tip qt receptionist
>It's okay Anon everyone forgets every now and then
>Black guy walks in
>Tips her 2 dollars

I just got fucking NIGGERD

>>41384432
>Dad is black American from south central LA
>had back panther parents
>convert muslims, so he's muslim
>mom is muslim in kashmir
>rich-ish family, good job
>goes to china for some work thing
>dad is there travelling
>meet there

>>41384476
People tip receptionists?

>>41384440
no

>>41384496
baka how else do you expect to get good service, plus I usually bring a lot of spare change for the plate dispensers

>>41384500
how tall are you? post body

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>>41384472
We're in a hurry to get away from the police

>>41384507
>good service
At a gym? I am genuinely perplexed by this and have no idea what you mean.

>>41384511
>post body
Nah
I'm about 5'11" tho. Dad is like 6'5" but shit tier indian genetics brought my height down

>>41384431
Not quite. Modern humans evolved into what they are today when in Africa. Modern humans continue to evolve and those that left Africa inherited a few Neanderthal genes through good old fashion fucking. Even with the continued evolution and cross breeding there has not been a significant change to consider an evolutionary deviation from the modern humans who first left Africa. Although changes have occurred that could be described as different breeds of humans.

Never try to convince a liberal that humans can and do, for all intents and purposes, have different breeds.

can black people tell when you're racist on the inside ?

I'm a total racist but hide it because black people get uber mad and beat up people they consider racist, funnily enough this is why im racist and hate blacks. you dont see any other race jump you for saying words they dont like

>>41384529
holy fuck are you even your dad's son? LOL way to be a failed offspring my man

how do you even cope

>>41384520
this has to be b8
Or you're in some shitty third world country, it's pretty normal to tip the receptionist so they can get you further infront the squat plug line

>>41384537
My gym is open 24/7, so I just go around 3-4 AM and there's literally no one there. No receptionists. I live in America. What the fuck? Tipping a receptionist?

>>41384492
did her family have any reaction?

>>41384520
How else do you plan to sneak your creatine and needles in the gym?

>>41384533
Since you seem to be genuinely asking out of curiosity...
>black people beat up ppl they consider racist
Clearly you've been on world star hip hop too much. The people who would acc do that are the ones living in projects or underprivileged areas. Since they are raised around violence, they emulate that in their actions. You don't see black ppl from Ladera heights doing anything violent.
Also no, black people can't tell if you're racist on the inside unless you treat them in a way which projects your racism

>>41384550
>so I just go around 3-4 AM
why people do that?

why go to the gym at midnight

>>41384535
I look exactly like my dad and apparently behave just like him. Just like shorter.
Plus, I don't care too much about my height anymore (i did when I was younger). I have a great body and great life, so I don't need to "cope" with it.

>>41384560
alright thanks. my other question is are you going to buy that new shoe coming out from the ball family?

>>41384550
Wtf? Does your gym even have plate dispensers? Or a jungle pit?

>go to gym
>doing full reps of squats, curls, etc
>chad is doing half rep shit and is swole af
WTFFFFFFF

>>41384563
I'm a night owl and that's the most convenient time for me to hit the gym.

>>41384552
Like half her family basically disowned her for marrying a black guy.
The other half is pretty educated and didn't care as long as he was good person (good job, house etc.), and of course, was muslim, which he was.

>>41384066
Why don't you go back to Europe?

>finish bench press
>everyone starts clapping
>tip receptionist as i walk out

>>41384580
he take weight gainers and eat fast food that give him a lot of calories

>>41384007
Implying they don't have slave genetics.

>>41384576
what the fuck

>>41384587
I would love to but it's been infested with niggers

>>41384578
>Falling for this b8

Gtfo, newfag

>>41384591
what?

>>41384575
Was just messing with you, mate. Glad you're content with your life. You've made it.

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>I'm black
Alright bored now so bye

>>41384293
Also some humans continued to live in mud huts for thousand of years while others developed computers.

HMM

>go to gym
>put shoes in shoe shelf
>go to locker room, use bidet
>go to receptionist for squat plug
>Mfw it has shit and ass juice on it
>Wtf? Is this the only one left?
>Yes sorry Anon
>Go workout with dirty squat plug
>Finish squats
>Mfw I forgot to tip receptionist

>>41384575
>apparently behave just like him
how¿?

>>41384586
and how does she look like?

im curious because kashmir have different looking people

I remember when I forgot to tip the receptionist before, took me like two days to get an open spot on the bench press appointment list.

>>41384627
>squat plug
?

>>41384639
>spot on the bench press appointment list.
what is the deal?
is always full your gym?

>>41383880
Is this what happens when /pol/ starts hitting the gym?

>buy new shoes
>Boosts me up 3 inches (5'9)
>Go to gym
>Confident as fuck, tip the receptionist
>Feel tall as hell, chad mode
>See new jungle gym installed
>Think to myself, I should be able to fit in there pretty easy, why not
>Crawl inside jungle gym
>Crawl around the tunnels
>Go down the slide
>Realize my mistake
>Oh my god it's a manlet pit
>Hear the autistic screams of man children
>Hold on to the slide for dear life
>3 small hands grab the tip of my shoe
>Hand grabs my shirt collar and pulls me out
>Mfw it's the receptionist
>"Good thing I caught you in time, it would be a shame if you fell into the manlet pit, you're at least 6'"
>Tell her I forgot my squat plug and coins for the plate dispensers
>Never go back to that gym again

>>41384750
racist beautiful men are formed

>>41384807
When will you learn racism is a ploy by the rich 1% to keep the poor fighting amongst themselves

>>41384531
Tfw you'll never fuck a neanderthal woman

>>41384806
kek

>>41384593

Dude the US is like 14% niggers.

>>41384936
I was talking about Europe you nigger

>>41384431
goddamn you're retarded

>>41385003
not an argument

>>41383888
We don't mean you no harm white boy, come work in

>>41384289
> AKCHUALLYY
Learn your history, Kevin.

>>41384533
Yes. We are sometimes just trying to hold ourselves back from making you eat your teeth

>>41384533
> offend someone
> wonders why they got beat up

I know people who will fight you for less shit than racist slurs or name calling. All these people are also white kids i grew up around. I hope you guys are just autistic cause how can you think it's ok to talk however you want to someone you just met or don't know fully. People aren't always gonna let you talk shit, some will make you shut the fuck up

>>41384240
How did a black guy end up in Kashmir? I saw one in Delhi and that was weird. Wouldn't your mum be shunned in her society?

>>41384647
Once you get beyond babby weights your going to need one anon.

Chalk, plug, belt, and lifting shoes.

>>41384348
best of third worlds you mean

>>41383888
no. disgusted

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>>41383880
>go to gym
>see a chick farting in the squatrack
>ask her if i can work in
>heightened testosterone gives me the power for new PR

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>>41388396
Whatever lets you cope, J'Qwan.

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>>41388484

>>41388396
I fantasize about having sex with a black chick. It doesn't mean anything. Man should explore past the island.

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>>41388502
COPE
O
P
E

>>41388525
I've seen that one chart for years tho, might need some update, and i'm sure women in their 20's won't have the same response rates than women in their 30s and 40s