NOFAP IS A MISTAKE

>>41379946
Rip

I failed on day 6 by jerking off to a decent porn video. Biggest cums I've done in years. Plan to not cum for a week each time now

>>41379946
Did you have a big cum stain or something noticeable?

Also who gets knocked out at the dentist. I had my wisdom teeth out without being knocked out.

Did you cum in your sleep with a hot nurse watching?

lad the nurse totally pawed you off

Literally the most alpha way to end /nofap/

>>41379946
Yo thats hot
And and wet dreams during day naps

>>41380585
Had a tooth pulled out with just anaesthesia when I was like 13. OP is probably a little bitch who can't handle being awake at the dentist. They probably tied him down too.

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>>41379946
Day 3 of No fap random sporadic thoughts of bending girls over. My test is off the roof.
I need to get laid. The yoga pants aren'thelping.

>>41380108
I always did that
Didnt fap for a week, then had a release

but it usually just turned into a fap bonanza
7 days here and going strong
havent had urges yet
Nofap is a meme, but noporn isnt
and noporn is hard if you fap

>>41380857
Test is peaking on day 6-7... Enjoy

>>41380880
What are you fapping to if not porn?

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NoFap day 13.

Life is suffering and had no meaning anymore. All motivation is gone and replaced with the need to jerk off. At work, at the market, at the gym, on the shitter while playing candy crush. All thought occupying my mind is to just empty my balls on the spot. Every night is torture as I fall asleep with tantalizing dreams yet no result or nocturnal emission, only to wake up and realize I have to live another day of this hell.

NoFap is pure, unrelenting suffering. It truly is a glimpse into hell.

>>41380925
just imagine someone sucking your dick or smth

>>41380948
>imagining asexual pornified actions instead of actual sex

>>41380969
well if I could have actual sex at that moment I wouldnt be jerking off would I?

I also wont pay for a hooker, that is WEAK

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>>41380905
Had a incident on day 1 of no fap with a girl but I couldn't close. And it's been the biggest tease. Pretty sure my test has spiked

>>41380983
No I mean in your imagination, you are so disconnected from your sexuality that your primary mode of sexual expression becomes manual/oral, i.e. asexual (divorced from primary and correct sexual function(benin in vagine :DDD))

this is not uncommon, I have seen even Slavoj Zizek point this phenomenon out many times.

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>25
>i have never had a wet dream

>>41381011
oh I get it

desu oral or handjobs just makes sense with the feel handondick gives

I dont really want to fap right now, cause you know, noporn, but Ill give imagining benisinvagina a go when I feel the need to release

the only wet dream i ever had was because i was on nofap for like 100 days

the dream was about marlon brando because i had watched the godfather recently

Yes. I had to speed walk through the entire mall

For those of you asking I woke up not knowing what happened. I thought they spilt something on my lap so in my stupor I looked at the hygienist and asked her

"What did you do to me" at this point I didn't know it was cum.

She wheeled away from the chair and told me not to be embarrassed

>>41381278
>what did you do to me?

>>41381278

She gave you a rape handy while you were unconcious, call the police

> be deployed
> on overnight patrol
> have wet dream
tfw have to do mission with jizz underwear

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>do nofap for eight days
>finally fap
>nothing comes out

>>41381021
>Everytime I've started to have a wet dream I always cockblock myself and never end up getting laid.

EVEN IN MY DREAMS IM A SPURGE.

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>>41381949
>rape handy

It's official, I've heard it all.

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>>41383471

I AM CRYING

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>>41379946
No porn I think is beneficial, but no fap is suicide.

>Be in waiting room at dentist
>7/10 sitting opposite looks at me a split second longer than is socially acceptable
>5 minute erection
Thank fuck they were running late.

>Go to doctor
>Normal doctor not there, get temp hot as fuck 8/10 thicc doctor
>Walk in
>Erection immediately
>Run to chair
>Try to poker face it
>She hides a smirk through the whole thing

>Last day of nofap
>Walking home
>50ish y/o woman who was pretty hot looks at me and smiles slightly
>Mind flashing images of fucking her like a porno epileptic fit for the entire 30 minutes walking back

DOES IT EVER GET BETTER?

I figure we've spent years upon years fapping.
The first time I fapped, my dick hurt (uncut).

It's logical to think that going to our original state of nofap may be just as painful, if not extremely more, for you.

>>41383471
The most sexual dream I had was me trying to suck my own dick

I can't get close to females even in my dreams

>>41383611
no fap PTSD?

I don't understand the point of the NoFap desu. What are you guys trying to accomplish?

>>41379946
Guys, i went in NoFap for 5 days. Then i jerked off 3 times in a day, yet I'm getting boners. You need to shock and surprise your muscles. I think NoFap worked beautifully for me

>>41384155
stop saying "uncut", if you REALLY have to say something, say normal

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>>41379946
guys help

my dicker is circumcised and has really rough skin

the head looks all wrinkled like a morel

will moisturizing it with like CeraVe or some shit fix it??

thank