How can I buy 2000 calories of food with this

>>41379077
Jar of Nutella.

Peanutbutter

>>41379077
PB

>>41379077
a bottle of coke

>>41379090
>>41379094
these

>>41379077
Give a handy in the alley for $3 and buy a frozen pizza

>>41379077
nuts or maybe a bag of potatoes

Gasoline

A pizza from Little Caesars

.07 gallons of gasoline has about 2000 cals and it stays fresh forever.

>>41379077
black beans

>>41379077

500g (roughly 1 lbs) of oats cost 35 cents here in Germany. Hence you could easily buy 2.5kg of oats and a few liters of milk for 5 bucks. Will taste like shit of course but that's around 10,000 kcal with lots of protein, zinc, "good" carbs and fiber.

Buy some potato seeds and grow some potatoes.

>>41379077
ramen

Gallon of milk is 3.20 where I live

>>41379245
this get majority of the calories from cheap ramen, spend the rest of the money on some spring onion or any vegetable to add to the ramen and a chocolate bar.

>>41379077
gallon of milk
still have $3.32 to burn

>>41379276
maybe you can even afford a 4 pack of eggs.

>>41379276
>And a chocolate bar

>>41379288
yes. that way he can throw away a seasoning packet for one ramen and then melt the chocolate and have dessert ramen.

>>41379276
>>41379286
tofu is also 2 dollars or less.

>>41379077

That is a fine specimen, if I do say so myself.

http://efficiencyiseverything.com/calorie-per-dollar-list/

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2640 cal
100g fat
300g carb
136g protein

>>41379379
>tfw those are my exact macros

>>41379393
it's bretty gud

the sodium wrecks you though, 7520mg

>>41379114
3$? That's a deal. I remember when I was giving handjobs under the queensboro bridge for 15$ a man

>>41379412
rip in peace

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>>41379443

Why are europoors so fucking gay?

>>41379487
What part of that suggest anything other than American?

>>41379077
Vegetable oil

>>41379077

Rice and beans

>>41379510
putting the dollar sign after the amount of money
>$3 = american patrician
>3$ = unamerican commie pinko

>>41379077
25.5 oz of olive oil at walmart is $5.74

25.5 oz of olive oil is 6,000 calories

hope this helps

The new taco burritos from taco bell are 550 calories each and only cost 1.49.

>>41380743
the guy literally mentioned the queensboro bridge in new york city and you immediately call him european. these levels of retardation are uncanny.

>>41379443
Adam pls get the podcast back on

>>41380782
performing fellatio on another man under a bridge in the states doesn't make you american. hell you probably won't even get a green card out of it.

>>41379126
This pretty much

Bleach

>>41379379
I ate one a day for something like 8 days straight a few years back and took the most ungodly shit of life. It was massive, super dry and very sharp for the first half. It sliced my asshole up and I bled for quite a while. They are an easy way to get calories but don't make it a regular thing

>>41380782
>no Europeans ever travel to NYC
wew lad. spot on observation there.

>>41381159
>Europoors spend a ton of money to travel half way around the world to give a handy under a random bridge for a payment that might cover the cost of a small bottle of water in the area.

I see no flaws with your logic.

5 mcdoubles with no bun...go Keto

olive oil

>>41379379
bruh

>>41379077
Buy a bag of rice, that's like 20000kcal for a 5kg bag.

Oats milk and eggs

>>41379077
If you're willing to destroy your butthole in the process I recommend Taco Bell. Specifically the rice, bean and cheese burritos for a buck. Get five of those suckers and you'll be golden.

>>41379077
a bag of tostitos and a jar of salsa

>>41381213
You're right, they do. Because they're. So fucking. Gay.

>>41379127
not really. it gels up after awhile

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>>41379127

>>41379077

Buy mayonnaise

>>41382672
I had to look up the price, holy shit I thought uranium would be expensive but it's dirt cheap.

>>41381270
This. Keto for life.

>>41382724
That's unrefined AKA useless. You could pick up a random rock and it have plenty of uranium.

>>41382803
>AKA useless
>he doesn't know about breeder reactors
Fuck environmentalists.

>>41379077
5 lb bag of sugar is 30000 calories.

>>41379077
Bag of rice.

Can of beans.

Get a lil caesars

>>41379077
Taco bueno whole lotta box is 4350, spread over 3 days is 1500 cals a day, its only $10, if spread over 2 days its 2150. $5 a day.

>>41379077
2 $2 grits and gravy at mcdonalds. puts you a few hundred over.

Just crumble it up and eat it, each $5 bill has about 2000 calories in it as is. Doesn't take good, but it'll work. Saves the trip to the store.

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>>41379443
You Dirty Dog!

>>41379077
Eggs are 79¢/dozen at quick trip this week.

>>41379251

2,304 calories in a gallon of whole milk:
Protein 128 g
Total Fat 128 g
Total Carbohydrate 179.2 g

2,880 calories in great value (walmart) peanut butter. (also $3)
Protein 112 g
Total Fat 256 g
Total Carbs 96 g

Eggs $0.79
Small bag of rice $1.00?
Can of black beans $1.00
Litre of milk $1.50
Prices may be a little off but that should feed you for about 2/3 days with decent macros
Alternative go away with the rice and beans and get oats

>>41379077
>2$ worth of oats
Then get a 3$ hooker.

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>>41383326

YOU CANT EAT HEALTHY FOR CHEAP

>>41379077
Little ceasars pizza.

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>>41382865
>he knows about breeder reactors

>>41379173
This, healthy too

>>41379379
>136g protein
has to be false

>>41383635
with cheese + peperoni nips i think its true

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bananas and rice!

>>41379379
>136g protein
good one mr. shillberg

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>>41383635
>>41383663
>>41383701
the cheese only pizza is 12g per slice, so 4g from pepperoni

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4160 calories from a 765g bag of trail mix at Aldi for $5

>>41379125
Diesel fuel has a higher energy density though. If you want bang for you buck and convince, hard to beat

>>41379379

2240 calories
88g fat
256 carbs
112g fat

Where did you get those numbers?

>>41383844
From a google search, but searching again gives me the same as you. I can't even find my original source.

>>41383844

112g protons*

>>41383872

I like to eat these on a cut so I sure hope they tend to be closer to 2260

>>41382724
So as Uranus

>>41379077
Buy a pound of ground beef.

>>41379077
Taco bell 5 dollar box

>>41379077
20 bananas

>>41379077
You can buy 5,000 calories of bananas with this.

>>41379077
Rice

>>41379077
Ramen. You get 1520 calories a dollar.

>>41379077
literally peanut butter or just nuts

>>41379309
Ah yes it all makes sense now

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>>41379077
Gallon of milk.