/fph/

>>41375953

There's already one here:
>>41364039

>>41375953
Is there any chance of actually making it the law?
Please OP, give me hope

I hate the fucking "chubby chasers" more than the fatties themselves, honestly.

I know you're here. You disgust me.

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>>41376002
Remember the times when we had three-four fph threads at the same time?

>>41377122

Me too.

Yo, is that Jeb Bush?

>>41377122
Fuck, breh, can't help it. Dick wants what dick wants.

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>>41377271
>lists compulsive exercise as a negative

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>>41377284
She's right about former fats being the most fatphobic tho. We know how ridiculous the cognitive dissonance is.
t. 280lbs to 148

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>>41377340
I wonder what the agenda is for people who write this shit.

>>41377348
>burgercock likes this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

>>41377342
hows your skin brother?

>>41377331
>whalecalling

"Scott, man the harpoons."

>>41377246
>putting quarters together while living hand to mouth
>but posting from a computer
Hmmm.

>>41377498
>that feel when you feel violent anger at something's existence

>>41377429
this one makes me really angry for some reason. gagging at the sight and smell of a delicious brussel sprout? just euthanize her.

>>41377363

Yeah because they make clothes for human beings you amorphous fat cunt.

>>41377371

Not only fat but also retarded.

>>41377512
What's with the way they wave their arms above their heads? Look like damn children

>>41377526
>my arm muscle
I've noticed that fat people are unable to understand the concept that fat also goes on your arms and assume if someone has fatceps that they're strong.
My retarded mother doesn't even believe me when I tell her I can bench 2 pl8 because "but your dad's arms are bigger than yours and he
couldn't do that!" when he hasn't done any physical activity at all for the past 20 years and is just a fat fuck.

>>41377284
Gas the fatties, normie war now.

>>41377331
>it is often assumed can barely move and never leave their bed

Her back fat has literally taken the shape of her fat enabling mobility scooter, wtf

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>>41377420

fupa fuck

>>41377371
One of my friends posted this on fb recently and it took everything in my power to not call her out on the stupid bullshit. It actually makes me angry.

She really went out and bought a bunch of snack food that can't make an actual meal and complained about how much money she spent. She even bought a fucking single waterbottle and seperate packs of nuts. Bitch was trying as hard as possible to bloat how much she spent.

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>>41377577
no way this isnt satire.. are landwhales really this retarded?

>>41377644
kek, he's even trying to be healthy with that special-K for that scene. Imagine what he eats for brefist on a daily basis.

>>41377644
I don't understand these people. How can you miscalculate so much when the exact amount of calories is written down on every single package of food?

>>41377644

Why not just do the fucking math? Jesus christ.

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>>41377342
>cognitive dissonance
For me it was more like an emotional callus. I realized that I didn't feel guilty after pigging out because I had this wall built around the emotion. It was totally automatic, built up to keep my fat ass from getting too depressed. I tore that shit out, and I've gone from 193 to 179 in the last month. Three days cardio, two days weight training, learning to cook properly, no problems at all with waning motivation. I already feel like an ubermencsh.

>>41377672

>Comparing homosexuality to morbid obesity

Fuaaaaaaaark

>>41377389
Is the one on the left a tranny?

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>>41377727

cuz

>>41377710
Pure ignorance really. Most people can't tell what an ounce of something looks like, most go by pounds which even that the miscalculate on the heavy side.

>>41377342
congrats friendo

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>>41377778
I guess using non retarded weight units might actually help.

>>41377348
> burgercock likes this

flbl

>>41377667
I had that happen too once, then I went and bought 32 bucks worth of rice, cooked it and put it in my bathtub.

>>41377803
>none retarded weight units

Yeah cause fat people only exist in e US Muhammad

>>41377246
Why is the "poor people eat fast food because it's cheap" meme even a thing? It's cheap compared to what? Eating at a fancy restaurant? Are they incapable of buying their own ingredients and cooking for themselves?

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she'd be so cute if she was thin :(

>>41377844
>go back to crying abot the short guy who rejected you in the first place you fucking cheeseburger dumb fat whale piece of shit, when are you gonna block me?! im waiting you fat sweat fuck

Manlet rage can be a beautiful thing sometimes

>>41377882
cooking is a thing of the past you're supposed to buy all your food from resturaunts

it's a brave new world anon, get with the times or you're a nazi

>>41377882
>Are they incapable of buying their own ingredients and cooking for themselves?
Listen hear, you privileged shitlord. After working 60 hour in a single week, I have no time to spend two hours on making me some healthy salad. Therefore I just buy some cheap fast food.

>>41377882
>insert six million excuses about not having enough time being a hardworking WoC
>I shouldn't HAVE to cook just to EAT, fucking PATRIARCHY

>>41377882

Yes they are dumb and do not have any skills for managing themselves. They have no clue how cheap rice, beans and vegetables like carrots and bags of spinach are.

>>41377916

fupa

>>41377257
This is satire, right?

>>41377294
Stop taking your insuling and keep eating them cakes. See what happens.

>>41377895
Literally any girl can look cute with the right makeup. I guess many guys would also look way better if it was socially accepted for them to wear makeup.

>>41377271
>food nourishes and COMFORTS us
Wait so people actually think like this? It's not a meme?

>>41377906
>>41377913
I still don't understand this
>Put water in pan and put on stove
>Do other shit for 10 minutes
>Put $0.40 of pasta in pan
>Wait 5 minutes
>Put $1 worth of sauce in another pan
>Wait 5 minutes
>Drain pasta, put both on plate, put sauce ontop
>Eat
Going out of your way to go to a fast food place / queue and order takes way more time, money and effort

>>41377916
excuse me what is that shrimp arm

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>>41377906
>mfw marriage used to have that problem licked
>mfw I still manage to eat home cooked food daily when working 60 hours a week
>mfw everything is changing and the world seems to be getting worse

>>41377371
>all this fructose
>healthy
OK

>>41377415
this ain't half bad for a slam poem.

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Which episode of my 600lbs life?

>>41377331
>standing is now a healthy and active life

>>41377284
She right, I hate fatties because I know from experience it's borderline trivial to "kill yourself" to be healthy. You have to be a deeply flawed person to be fat past your childhood.

>>41377993
are slam poems inherently bad then? because I thought it was 2 maybe 3 bad

>>41377371
>on a budget
>buying out of season fruit

Piss off. Do you know how much money I've been saving since switching to eating healthy? Literally hundreds a month.

>>41377974
>pasta

Do you think that this is healthy food?

>>41377372
(((People)))

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>>41377389
>the one on the left is a hologram

>>41378034
I have anger for this.

>>41377402
>scientists are wrong about obesity
>scientists are completely correct about global warming and you're not allowed to question it

>>41377774
I haven't eaten a salad in the past week, but I think I've eaten at least four bell peppers and half a kilo of green beans

>>41378002
300 gallons of water in 6 years is super reasonable though, I drink almost a gallon a day

>>41377271
>diet products
what the FUCK do they mean by this???
isn't it actually cheaper to eat LESS FOOD?
fuck i don't understand

>>41377627
REEEEE BUT THERE"S NO PROTEIN IN CARROTS

>>41377372
>fucking bastard, go fuck a whore
>i'm trying
kek

>>41378076
>tfw when it's more like sandpaper than a hammer and chisel

>>41378116
>bench pressing lots of weights
do they run around the gym trying to bench press the machines or something?

>>41377803

holy kek that pic

>>41377257
I hear this is inscribed on the side of the white house

>>41378012
Perhaps not the healthiest but it's not unhealthy.
A lot better than fastfood anyhow.

>>41377342
Not bad. 150 kg to 110 here

>>41377331
Does anyone know what that chart behind Dr. Fraud says?

I want to know what is beyond morbidly obese in the medical term

>>41378133
>Hello, this is CPS.

>>41377923
Are food deserts even real? The idea sounds like a really bad excuse. I've never heard anybody argue against food deserts. You only ever hear people supporting the existence of food deserts

>>41377526
Doesn't this one have a happy ending where she's come to her senses and made an effort to improve?

>>41377441
>Let Operation Harpoon make you feel terrible about your body

kek

I also see why these sites have their staff claim they work hard, making the titles with capital first letter in every word is a hassle.

>>41377512
Its nice of SeaWorld to set free the orca's, though

>>41377816
>not waiting at least 2 (two) years between babies
it's like you WANT them to have a birth defect

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>>41378245

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>>41378225
Supposedly it goes up to Super morbidly obese
And then super super sayajin 3. Morbidly obese

>>41378133
Holy shit someone call CPS

>>41377668
More probably a 4chan prank.

>>41377441
This was one of my favorite things that came out of 4chan

>>41377844

The true king of manlets

>>41377865
>implying fatties wouldn't be the first to go
If we ever go back to living in tribes and food becomes scarce I'm not letting any fatty near my squad, if you try to get close I'm harpooning you

>>41377902
This gotta be the shittiest excuse for an argument I've ever seen

>>41377865
>there's no way bill will be more likely to help you during the apocalypse because he subconsciously thinks of you as closer to family than a black or latino

that's scientifically untrue.

>>41377363

>small fats need to stop telling us to be happy
>small fats

If you had to be one, would you rather be a small fat or a fat fat? Being small fat would allow you to shop at this store as an XXXL goddess, but being a fat fat would allow you to claim persecution by not only normies but also small fats.

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>>41378434
It's not so much an argument as it is a mockup of an collection of arguments I've heard and a reference to a book

>>41377844

Facebook. Not even once.

>>41378471
>mockup
distilled version

>>41377284
Holy shit are those grapes sour!

>>41377331
>she uses standing up as a proof for health

>>41377993
https://youtu.be/mNgqpkZMjiw

>>41378490
it's literally the hardest thing she's ever done

>>41377389
honestly prefer the right. fat, mixed-race women are my fetish

>>41378507
good shit.

>>41377382
>#feminism #fat

>>41377820
Why is she taking bath in her bathing suit?

>>41377526
>intense yoga
>intense
>yoga

>>41377808
How long did that take?

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>>41375953
if we ever run out of food im eating you fat fucks first

>>41377543
Every time I see this I just feel angry. How is eating an entire fucking cake smashing the patriarchy? You're just overloading your body with sugars and carbs, if anything your helping the "patriarchy" by purchasing prepared dishes from big companies.

Jesus Christ, I'm mad /fit/.

>>41377710
You would probably be surprised at how many people never even glance at the nutritional information on food packaging. In my own life I'm literally the only person I know who does, for example.

Also, it's frightfully common for people to see something like "130 CALORIES" written on their box of Front Loops without rubbing two brain cells together and realizing that it is the Cal value perror single serving. They will dump a giant bowl of cereal (way more than the 3/4 cup reccomended) and then also go in with milk or cream or sugar or whatever....and genuinely belive that they are only eating 130 calories.

People are misinformed and dumb.

>>41378225
In the Uk it is morbidly obese

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>>41378595
iktf brother

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>>41377340
I know it's bs but still it gets me mad someone making shit up like that.

>>41377820
Her body is so mishapen she looks like she
's already underwater

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>>41377271
>diets are expensive

>eating less
>costing more

I thunk.

>>41378583
yoga can be pretty damned intense tbqh,
I am very fit, play sports and do a lot of running, other cardio, and calisthenics, but I was literally dripping with sweat after I went with a bitch mate of mine to an advanced yoga session.

Yoga isn't half bad.

>>41378034
>Sadiq Khan
>London Mayor
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>41377923
If you suggest that they eat these things they dodge the topic and bring up starvation mode or being denied nutrients or feeling like they're going to faint or whatever the fuck else. It's all cope.

>>41378236
Food deserts are real in the sense that there are parts of the country where you don't have access to produce or affordable meat without traveling for like 10 miles. Shitty poor towns where the local grocery stores got run out of business by Wal-marts, stuff like that.

That being said 99% of the people complaining about obesity are from cities where they can just fucking walk to the store and pickup armfulls of cheap-ass produce whenever they want.

Anyone bitching about fast food being cheaper than groceries is just a lazy retard trying to virtue signal about their wealth since being poor is considered authentic these days. If you've got fast food near your house you've got a grocery store too.

>>41377434
>>41377420

>feederism porn in the FPH thread

Every fucking time. If I could check /fit/'s browser history I bet 4/5 of you are degenerate fatty fuckers on the inside. Look to your feelings, you know it to be true.

>>41377512

>repatriating the displaced whale population back to it's native habitat

>>41379057
Every fucking time someone states this, some fucker will post that screen cap of that /fit/ guy fucking his whale barrel fat roll gf.

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>>41378595

Their enemies have so thoroughly brainwashed them that they will defend to the death their right to deliberately weaken themselves.

I don't know if I believe in The Devil but I know that The Devil is laughing at her.

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Fresh off the kikebook

>>41377371
dayum bitch whatchu need all them grapes for???

>>41377512
They look so happy, I'm happy for them at least they're getting some exercise.

>>41379188

Show a before and after pic if you can find any and we can add it to the next reverse progress thread

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>>41377627
Did they just have a go at peanut butter....

>>41377363
>small fats
This picture always cracks me up. Thanks anon.

>>41377342
Well done my dude, your hard work paid off. God Bless

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>>41377246
> "putting quarters together to stay alive"
nigga you aint escaping from Aleppo, you may worst case scenario go hungry for a night but considering the quality and type of food you eat you could water fast for months just living off your love handles.

>>41377985
>mfw gf and I trying to get pregnant
>fertility clinic involved, couple of weeks away from it happening now, hormones already started
>part of her nesting instinct is cooking healthy satiating meals full of protein and veggies
I've never been happier, why can't this last forever?

>>41378608
>cereal with cream

Fuck, i just puked a little.

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>>41377257
the person behind this needs to be either given a medal for satire or shot for bullshittery

>>41378065
Do you also happen to pee out a gallon a day?

>>41378076
I always wondered if there's a name to these sculptures, and if they happen to be sold somewhere. I'd love to have one on my desk as a reminder

>>41379405
Wtf is intuitive eating?

>>41377498
she would be pretty cute if she was mentally sane and 200 pounds lighter

>>41377878

If she would just put all that rage into a good workout...

>>41377331
This must be fake right?
> standing for 30 seconds is a healthy life
> "get it down you" literally sounds like some fairytale witch trying to poison the hero

>>41378002
300 gallons in 6 years isn't really that much tho.

300 / 6 = 50 gallons per year
50 / 365 = 0.13 gallons per day

0.13 gallons is about 2 cups per day. If anything, she's not drinking enough water.

>>41377371
>Buys literally some of the most expensive grocery items of their kind
>Pays for fucking water instead of a brita filter

Wew, we have a tard in our midst

>>41378510
Except maybe locking her jaw back in place so her mouth can close.

>>41378924
>Shitty poor towns where the local grocery stores got run out of business by Wal-marts, stuff like that.

Wouldn't the walmarts still have fresh produce and affordable meats?

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>>41377844
>be tall
>be fit
The weather up here? It's quite pleasing.

>>41378157
Lmao

>>41377965
I'd rather live in the world where we aren't expected to wear face paint and look a big more uggo than have to waste all that time women do.

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>>41377672
> i like to put my dick in other men rather then women
> i like to put way more food then i ever need on a daily basis that has no nutritional value and is loaded with sugar and chemicals whilst allowing my muscles and joints to waste away into nothing

I mean sure, I'll wait for the fat marriage bill

>>41377271
I can't wait for all these fat people to die

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How the fuck do I argue against someone when they say that the reason we have a fat epidemic is lack of education and environmental factors?
>People dont know how to eat well
>It's genetics
>People don't have the time or skill
>Fatty food is cheaper

>>41377555
You know that scale reading is only moving in one direction

>>41378302
It takes balls to say you fucked up like that.

>>41377509
I gag at the sight and smell of a brussel sprout
I gag at the sight and smell of most prepared food, junk food I dont gag it
I was never even fat so theres no explanation for the eating disorder

Like just eating a bite of steak makes me feel queasy
I gotta substitute all that shit with stuff like soylent or protein bars and vitamins
sucks

>>41377342
How tall are you? For anyone on the height spectrum, this is impressive, congrats!

>>41379611
it's sprite, not water. fat cunt needs her HFCS

>>41378456
I imagine a dystopian future where it's all just the 'fats' and they're split into subdivisions, like small fats and mega fats. there'd be fat-type-ism, and other divisions, like fatceps vs non fatceps

>>41377348
>transabled

That's how far I got before my brain tried to dissolve itself.

>>41377627

You could probably get all the stuff on the right for $10 or less

>>41377566
the last time they ran was when they were kids, so they associate running with waving their hands in the air and cheering/screaming.

>>41377415
>>41377993
It ain't half good either

>>41377477
Savage

>>41377429

To be fair, they could have started off with an easy mode vegetable like a carrot or something. She's clearly got mental issues if any vegetable makes her gag.

That said, fuck her for letting it get this bad and roasted brussel sprouts are a godly dish.

>>41377477

I like how she doesn't even address that she did, in fact, block somebody from getting into their car to accommodate her fatness.

>>41379806
Why do they need to eat all the food and not 1500-2000 calories worth of food?

>>41378287
>had my kids a year apart
>no defect
I dont know were you heard having kids close together would make tard babies from

>>41378012
In moderation

>>41377429
>wow canibalism is fucked up...
hahah i love youtube comments

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>>41380080
>>41377429
>It ain't easy being cheesy

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>>41378337
Holy shit

>>41379833
Being extremely picky about foods is a sign of autism or a obsessive compulsive disorder.

My GF developed a type of OCD as a defense mechanism to control her anxiety. In her case it was hair. Anything hair touched became inedible or was no longer fit to touch food. Now that her anxiety is all but gone, the OCD has also vanished. It returns during periods of stress.


I hope this isn't you, good luck mate.

>>41378595
Its just an excuse for her to be a fat ass and eat all the cake herself

>>41377340
The whole "obesity paradox" was debunked soon after the first study """"""proved"""""" it. Bitches need to quit promoting it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4HFBbny8BY

>>41378302
>>41379829

Too right. It'd be some shit if she lurks here now.

>>41377555
Jesus that room is trashed.

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>>41377371
>healthy food is so expensive!!!

>>41377429

If you cook brussel sprouts wrong they come out gross af, probably did it on purpose which is pretty clever

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>>41377331
does this nigga not understand what "Morbidly" means?

>>41377597
>ate an ice cream cake in class by myself

If true, the other kids in that class are telling that story to this day.

did the SALAD DODGIN video get taken down?

>>41377627

I like how they're acting like these are suggestions for one to one substitutions. Of fucking course nobody is suggesting you eat 22 raw baby peppers. It's a tool to help visualize the caloric content of fresh fruits and vegetables vs. common junk food.

And peanut butter, which I have personally seen fat fucks eat from the jar with a spoon while binging netflix.

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>>41377816
child abuse

>>41377710

I never pulled shit like that, but I really didn't have a proper understanding of portion and serving sizes until I started using a food scale. I doubt even a tenth of a percent of people outside of /fit/ even own a food scale.

>>41377667

They're just setting up a straw man to justify what they already know is bullshit.

>>41377348
>tfw no fat vegan trans tortoisekin gf

>>41377325
christ, I wish I compulsively exercised

>>41377738
>fat liberation

I've been liberating fat from my body for a few weeks now on this cut. Her workshop has truly inspired me to redouble my efforts.

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>>41377429
>married 7 years

>>41377865
>implying no Viking style raids to enslave the sjws and take their food

>>41380358
>bananas are healthy
u wot m8

>>41378148
i think perhaps she uses her RunKeeper when she's biking and pretends that her times are for running instead

>>41378148
I love stuff like this. When somebody so unfamiliar with exercise makes a claim to be fit they have no idea what a plausible lie would even sound like. One of my fatass coworkers has claimed to 'curl 160 pounds and squat 200.' Just.. random ass claims.

>>41380629
Healthier than french fries

>>41377916
>"horizontal stripes are slimming they said"

>>41378592
why does it look like it's moving

>>41379188
>was called beautiful
>gets fat
>not called beautiful
>it's clearly oppression and not widely held preference

christ on a cracker I am glad I don't use Facebook

>>41379525

A way to whitewash the fact that you don't understand or want to understand nutrition.

>>41379531

If you live in the south in the U.S. this describes a frighteningly large amount of women.

>>41379531
>she would be pretty cute
>poo in loo

>>41378046
I would love to see this fucker eat enough kale daily to even maintain their weight

>>41380801
don't kink shame me, anon.

>>41379556
>>41378002
hey yall
as an avid watcher of this shitty show i have to tell you guys this screencap is edited, and not correct

the original says: you drank 200 gallons of water since I LAST SAW YOU?

bc shes trying to blame her weight gain on "water weight" some fatty on tumblr edited it and said the doctor was cruel and made her dehydrated or some shit

>>41379556
the subtitle is incorrect. he said something like 'you put on 300lbs of water weight in 6 years?'

>>41377408
>being so fat you buy anti chub rub too to slather between your two lard barrels to save yourself from chafing

>>41377340
Thats not a dad bod, thats full on bobandy bod

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>>41377895

>>41380629
>bananas are bad for you because they contain sugar meme

>>41377974
>buy a head of lettuce for 89 cents
>buy a pound of spinach for 1 dollar
>mix together
>pour on some vinaigrette
>enough salad for a week

I wish I could afford fast food for every meal, fucking middle class privileged scumbags. I'll be eating my cabbage soup.

>>41378002
Dat cute upturned nose though

>>41381019
>110 calories per banana
>full of sugar
>good for you
stop

>>41377246
just crop my shit up senpai

>>41377816
That bitch has the same exact crazy smile my aunt has. She doesn't talk to my family anymore because she did stupid shit

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>>41381050
Natural sugar isn't unhealthy in moderation
110 calories for a snack is fine especially considering bananas are very filling
Pic related. Literally took me two seconds.

>>41377284
This so fucking much. Getting fit is one of the greatest decisions I have ever made.

>>41381077
>authoritynutrition.com
Academic sources only please

Cite some that explain the difference between natural and added sugar

>>41377257
My spirits leaved me

>>41381097
research it yourself if you're so interested. i don't give a shit enough to do anything for you. especially considering you're obviously uneducated enough that you haven't even heard that there's even a difference up until now.

>>41378302
>reinforce my self-worth!
>w-why aren't you guys telling me its okay to be fat
>your honesty is triggering muh bipolar disorder

>>41381119
I love that, you're so afraid to substantiate your claim

>it's different I swear
>well why
>because!!!!

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>>41377644
love his face when

>>41381141
shut up you entitled cunt

>>41377620
At least she'll die soon.

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>>41381164
>sh-shut up!!

>>41381141
they're not different, retard. they're both sucrose. but you're way less likely to overeat naturally occurring sucrose. notice how i said "in moderation". the reason its better in the case of the banana is that a banana contains significant nutritional benefits and a mere seven grams of sugar making it an acceptable snack. im not going to research the differences in naturally occuring sugars and added sugars because i never claimed they're any different. added sugar is also okay in moderation. they're metabolized the same way. the difference is that you dont need added sugar, but you do need nutrients commonly found in foods that happen to have natural sugar in them.

>>41377644

STRAIT CREAM HOLY FUCK.

>>41381197
>backtracking
Sweet, so now will you admit bananas aren't healthy?

Also, it's really easy to eat 4-5 bananas as a snack

>>41378109
like that thought

>>41377844
WHALES BTFO

>>41378034
This is kind of hard to achieve for most women. This girl has plastic surgery and photo editing work done and on top of that she is a .001% genetic pool model. I don't have a problem with it, but women expecting to get this type of body in a year or two of dieting and exercise will only be disappointed.

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>>41381214
I wasn't backtracking i was expanding on what you asked me about.

>Sweet, so now will you admit bananas aren't healthy?

They aren't. Also, no it isnt easy to eat 4-5 bananas as a snack you fat fuck. I just had one banana and I'm full. I don't know how anyone can have more than one banana in a sitting unless they haven't eaten all day. In which case, 4-5 bananas isn't even a snack. A banana has barely over 100 calories, which means that eating one is a completely acceptable snack. It also has a lot of fiber, vitamin b-6, vitamin c, and potassium. I don't think that any doctor would look at a single banana and call it an unhealthy snack. You know literally nothing about nutrition.

Also 14 grams of sugar is fine unless you're eating like shit all day long.

>>41377331
>at my heaviest, 717lb, men would still catcall

Yeah I smell bulllshit

>>41381295
>you fat fuck
170lbs but I LITERALLY just ate 3 bananas and 2 apples as a snack, I could eat another 3 more bananas easily if I had them in the house

also who the fuck is vitamin deficient

>>41381289
Literally wat? I'm a woman and I looked like that even before I started working out. Its not that hard.
Detected: Fat landwhale

>>41381214
>eating 4-5 bananas as a snack
Found the fatty.

>>41381321
already addressed this
>>41381317
I don't see how you small stomached dyel bird people couldn't down 4 bananas in a sitting

>>41381331
>addressed
You didn't address anything. I can say the sky is green. Does it make it green? No. Pic or it didn't happen, fatty.

>>41381317
Okay? Sounds like a you problem. I said that ONE banana is a good snack. I said that natural sugar in MODERATION is okay. Also most people wouldn't sit down and eat that much. Like I said, I just ate one banana and was full. Earlier today I had a 3/4 cup of pasta, 1/2 cup of pasta sauce, and 1/4 tsp of minced garlic, totaling 291 calories. I then ate a single banana, and now I'm at 401 calories. Then I had a glass of red wine and now I'm at 490 calories, which leaves me 1110 calories for the day.

>>41381097
>the cited article has cited sources
Too much fatigue fatty? It's not hard to click on those links to read the sources cited.

>>41377225
Happens to me all the time, every job I've ever gotten was a result of no face to face interview. I can guarantee this

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>>41381348
Get destroyed DYEL bird man

>>41381368
It really seems like a "you problem" because you're unable to eat human sized portions of food.
I had 500 calories of oats for breakfast with an added scoop of protein powder

>>41381381
www.google.com
look dude it had cited sources on it

>>41379871

In the comic book Judge Dredd they actually did have this. There where people so fat they had to put their belly on a robot unicycle to walk around.

I read that in the 80's and laughed, now in 2017 I'm scared.

>>41381433
>https://authoritynutrition.com/11-proven-benefits-of-bananas/
Maybe actually go to the site, read the actual article, and click on the links to the actual studies they cite, fatty?

>>41381459
>bananas may
>bananas may
>bananas may
>bananas may
>bananas may
wow dude epic

I love how destroyed you are, I literally substantiated my weight claim with a photo, try to eat more and maybe you can gain some weight

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>>41381433
lol look at those chicken legs! How much weight are you holding to make it go up to 172lbs?

>>41381433
>It really seems like a "you problem" because you're unable to eat human sized portions of food.
You sure do talk like a fatass.
Now I'm eating a salmon filet and some green beans. 980 calories lefts for the whole day. Or I can just sit down and eat nine bananas because apparently its so easy. That's fat logic.

>>41381487
>you're fat
>you're skinny
Well, which one is it?

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>>41381437

Had to look it up but "League of Fattie" sounds awfully close to the HAES shit

fffffuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkk

>>41381433

buy some jeans that fit properly plz

>>41381484
>may
>still hasn't actually looked at the studies cited
Now confirmed knowing nothing about how science actually works. Also confirmed backtracking like you accused the other of doing. Thus confirmed hypocrisy. Can't have it both ways.

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>>41381498
Guess I was wrong about you being a fatty. You are actually a DYEL that you accused others of! Eat all those bananas that you claimed you can on video or it never happened. Also, start doing leg day.

>>41377331
>717lb
jesus fucking christ

>>41381493
It really is easy.

>>41381508
Soon

>>41381516
>gravity may be real

>>41381529
DYEL at 170?

>>41381551
Okay then quick poll.

ATTENTION: POLL TO PROVE FATLOGIC MAN WRONG

HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD FIND IT EASY TO EAT 4-5 BANANAS AS A SNACK?

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>>41381551
I already asked you: how much weight are you holding onto to make the scale go on that high?

>>41381573
>didn't even make a strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12932730

>>41381551

NOW, good fitting jeans are a must

>>41381573

am hungry skelly, could eat 4 but 5 would be pushing it

>>41381587
just the clothes on my back

>>41381591
>can you eat
The question was AS A SNACK you imbecile. Sure, everyone CAN eat a mere 500-600 calories. Still, that's not an acceptable "snack" unless your tdee is 4k+.

>>41381164
Lol butthurt fatty detected

>>41381551
>law of gravity
There is indisputable proof that gravity exists. Most of what is researched are not made into laws of science. Hence "may". Again, learn to research.

>>41377415
Flesh, aka fat

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>>41381551
references:
[i] United States Department of Agriculture, Agricultural Research Service. National Nutrient Database for Standard Reference Release 27. Retrieved 30-Mar-2015 from http://ndb.nal.usda.gov/ndb/foods/show/2208?fg=&man=&lfacet=&count=&max=35&sort=&qlookup=banana+raw&offset=&format=Full&new=&measureby=.

[ii] World Health Organization (WHO). WHO issues new guidance on dietary salt and potassium. WHO Media Centre. 31-Jan-2013. Retrieved 30-Mar-2015 from http://www.who.int/mediacentre/news/notes/2013/salt_potassium_20130131/en/

[iii] American Heart Association (AHA). Potassium and High Blood Pressure. Retrieved 30 Mar 2015 from http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/HighBloodPressure/PreventionTreatmentofHighBloodPressure/Potassium-and-High-Blood-Pressure_UCM_303243_Article.jsp.

[iv] Sobir I. Bananas improve concentration in children. Tropical Fruit Research, Bogor Institute of Agriculture. 2010.

Retrieved 30 Mar 2015 from http://health.kompas.com/read/2010/03/12/09365852/Pisang..Tingkatkan.Konsentrasi.Anak.

[v] Amazing Bananas. Retrieved 30-Mar-2015 from http://rense.com/general85/bananas.htm.

>>41381591
https://strawpoll.com/1axs44s

Better version.

>>41377774
Haven't had a salad in a week but I haven't drank soda since lent ended
That was my post lent binge and I felt ashamed for it.

>>41381631
None of that is exclusive to bananas

>>41377257
But in all seriousness, we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>41377816

>I shit out a bunch of parasites look at me I am a mom

I fucking hate mommy bloggers. They are the most fucking useless cunts to ever exist.

>>41377668
It's satire.

By the way, besides cleaning rust, the other thing Coca Cola is great for is cleaning your car's windshield.

>>41377498
Well doesn't she look happy

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>>41377309
JEB! Surge!

>>41377512

Why is fit so fucking bitter? They got outside and are going to swim. Yeah they are obese but come on, we should be promoting exercise and active lifestyles not mocking fat people trying to do more healthy shit.

This is like the time some cunt mocked som fat guy for dancing.

>>41378034
They should do the same ad with a fat woman. See how it goes over.

>>41381656
Of course not but it proves your claim that bananas are UNHEALTHY as indisputably wrong. Next time you go see your general physician, go ahead and ask them if eating a banana as a snack is unhealthy. Do you seriously think that any medical professional who's graduated med school and been through rigorous training to get to the point they're at would even agree with you? When is the last time you heard a doctor tell you to eat less fruit?

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>>41381703

>>41377723

I'm so proud of that girl and her mom. Her mom evidently woke up and saw what she was doing to herself and her kid. Glad to see that people can turn it around for themselves and their kids.

>>41381656
>"None of that is exclusive to bananas"
Maybe if you learned to actually read, you may notice some tidbits in those articles which cite bananas specifically. And the others...well, you got to get into a bit of nutrition instead of believing the "le sugar is bad" meme.

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>>41379057
I'm sorry for existing, at least I don't post any of that shit. Please God kill me for giving me this fetish.

>>41377738

These cunts are literally trying to create a culture that promotes obesity as normal and healthy. They are destroying lives and fucking over children.

FUUUUUUUUCK this makes me salty.

t. Exlardass who used to weigh 350lbs and lost 125lbs (6ft6in tho)

>>41379101
post plz

>>41377691
"You attract moons and planets"
My sides.

>>41377271
>the obsession to be thin can lead to compulsive exercising

neat

/fat/ here

Thanks for these threads, they're not just hilarious but amazing motivation to keep going

>>41377371
She clearly has the money to buy all that shit though, so why is she fat again?

>>41378337
Underrated

>>41377803

Holy fuck the bantz were unbelievable.

No hate for her kids but this dumb selfish cunt kept having kids after 2 and 3 autistic children were born? Do you feel proud? That is like having kids when you hve huntingtons disease. You're just a selfish bitch who refuses to acknowledge that you're rolling the dice with your kid's lives.

Forced eugenics isn't good but have some personal responsibility.