Who here /jelq/?

i add a 2.5lb weight to my cockle every other day and just swing it around haha

>>41369793
You try it, best case scenario nothing happens, worse case scenario you destroy nerve endings and break your dick.

>>41369810
how the hell would you destroy your nerve endings by stretching your dick and pumping blood into it?

I bought into the meme and got a Bathmate. Completely pointless, does nothing.

I have jelqued and while I'm hard, it's bigger. But I have to jelq to get there every time, no translation into just popping normal wood and getting a big one from the jump.

>>41369793
It's a meme

Instead of "jelqing" like an imbecile, you can really only work on achieving the absolute hardest erections you can constantly, and over time you would gain both size and girth, but it would be absolutely nothing substantial and would take years and years

>>41369818
Because your dick isn't the same kind of muscle as the one in your arms. Stretching, sure, whatever, but squeezing is just going to break the membranes in the smooth muscle tissue that allow your body to maintain blood pressure in an erection, and kill of nerve cells as well as they happen to be fairly fragile. You've probably already heard of guys with trouble getting erections due to deathgripping their junk during jag off sessions, same principle.

>>41369880
you don't squeeze inward though, you're supposed to use the blood to pump the tissue outwards

I understand the whole deathgrip thing, but isn't this apples and oranges?

>>41369899
No, it's the same principle. You pump excess blood into your tissues when you have an erection, and yet having more erections doesn't equate to enlarging the tissue. You try to go beyond that blood level using jelqing, you rupture the spongy smooth muscle tissue in your dick. The problem is your dick is made out of smooth muscle tissue, which isn't designed for hypertrophy, unlike skeletal muscle tissue, which is.

That's the ultimate issue with jelqing, it takes a principle for one type of muscle tissue and applies it to a completely different one.

>>41369835
how are you using the bathmate? i love mine, and it's worked for me.

>>41369997
the smooth muscle is primarily located towards the base, as it connects to the body's ejaculation response. most of the actual meat is spongey, and one common hypothesis is that jelqing/pumping merely stretch out the soft tissue and skin

If pulling on your dick made it longer, any guy over like 11 would be adding inches yearly

>>41370661
seriously?

>>41370951
yes. 6.25''x4.5''->7.25''x5''

>>41370980
can you elaborate brah?

>>41370999
i did 3 sets of 5 minutes 3-5x a week. i'd only start the timer when i got to about 80% or more of what i pump to.
>fill bottles with hot water
>put some porn on,put towels in place
>get semi, fill bathmate, pump until there's a seal
>slowly kegel and watch porn until hard
>pump to desired pressure (shouldn't be uncomfortable, just like you're really really hard)
>start timer
>5 minutes, occasionally repumping
>take bathmate off, jerk off a bit to get blood flowing properly
>repeat 2x
if you see any swelling or spotting, stop immediately and do not use it again until 2-3 days at least after it heals entirely. be careful, bruh

>>41371031
thanks man

>>41371043
good luck m8