Does anyone have any good greentexts? I'm getting kind of bored

>>41369407
SAMURAI FOOL

>>41369780
yueah

>make doctors appointment
>Google doctors name because couldn't remember address of building
>first result is a local news article about my doctor who was convicted of distributing CP in 1996 yet today still has little kids as patients.

Blew my mind. I still go to him though cause he's chill and I know he ain't attracted to me. Apparently his medical license was revoked but got reinstated on the condition that he has no female patients under 18. Then 2 years later that restriction got thrown out as well

>>41369407
What anime is that?

>>41369407
>didn't know about lifting at all
>always started to cry in the gym when I was clueless
>made no gains at all, just lost friends
>nobody wanted anything to do with me
>distant thoughts of suicide
>anytime a girl was near, I'd begin to snarl
>never polite to anyone but especially bad to girls
>Indian girls were the worst! Ugly and smelly!
>everybody thinks I'm some kind of crazy rat-boy
>likely that I'll kill myself tonight

Read the first letter of every sentence LOL

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>>41369407
>you're 1 reppe max

>>41371588
kek

bureaucracy at work

>visit library
>going upstairs
>notice latsbrah coming downstairs
>looking sad bc tfw no gf
>manage to say "hey latsbrah, how's it going"
>ignores or didn't hear me
>I tend to speak very unclearly
>go upstairs, sit at a table with my book
>notice little girls next to me having a birthday party
>birthday girl is turkish, offers me cake
>they're not nice to me though, women never are
>eat some
>latsbrah standing behind me now
>tells me how I shouldn't take gifts from muslim invaders
>feel guilty
>then tells me about the next steps of defending europe
>didn't listen
next I dreamed some shit about the simpsons

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Here's some fresh OC hot off the 2014 press.

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>>41369407