Whats the most embarrassing thing you've seen at the gym?

fat chicks in yoga pants.

Your 1rms

that one dude with his headphones in, hoodie on, romaleos, squatting 3 plates for reps and browsing his phone inbetween sets

deadlifting in a smith machine

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a mirror

>>41368445
what's cringey about that?

>>41368591
He was doing 7 reps per set

my first lift

>>41368591
what is it about people's first day on /fit/ that makes them feel so compelled to post

That time that awkward dude was racking weights on the power rack and a bunch of 5lb plates managed to fall off and hit him in the head and foot.

[Spoiler]that was me[/spoiler]

my reflection

:(

>>41368445
>squatting 3 plates
>embarrassing

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>>41369312
Yeah he's retarded

>>41369121
>>41369312
>>41369340
stop getting baited by the same bait every thread

STOP

>>41369053
One time I was re-racking my weights after some heavy deadlifts and I was so tired I didn't notice the 25lb plate wasn't actually on the peg when I let go of it. It landed directly on my toe and broke it. I didn't scream or anything but it was still embarrassing as fuck. Had to take over a month off from running and deads/squats too.

A guy using a calf raise machine as a leg press.

Or possibly a bunch of guys in a row doing walking lunges.

>>41368410
Me desu

>>41368410
The perpetual half-squatting, glove wearing crossfitter who does endless sets of power cleans that are about 20% clean and 80% arm pull, who half reps push-ups between sets inside the power cage with his head in just the right place to get squashed like a bug should anyone ever miss a rep.

>>41368410
a guy warming up with the empty bar

>>41368563
Beat me to it faget.

>>41368445
That's me

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>>41368445

W-what a loser hahaha

>>41368410

Some big bald head dude swinging a 45lb curl bar like a bo w the swinging and the spastic thrusts. Cringey.

myself

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>>41371711
I do this, enjoy your injuries

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>>41368410
so much stuff that ive stopped caring

>>41368418
I saw a fat chick in yoga pants that looks like an SJW.

>>41371711

I do this.

I also warm up with your 1rms.

>>41368410
Old lady out run a fat chick in her 20's on the treadmill. Hilarious.

>that guy who drinks water between sets

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>>41368418
holy fuck this. when those whales dress like cardio bunnies but have their fupa tucked in their pants and their whole body looks like michelin man. don't even get me started when they start moving and everything jiggles in the wrong place

>>41371649
>Or possibly a bunch of guys in a row doing walking lunges
kek. This is more funny than embarrassing. Would be even better if they were doing it in sync

i've been going to the same gym for 5 years and i couldn't even think of anything off the top of my head

there are dyels struggling with babby weights but that's not embarrassing

nobody gives a shit what you do at the gym just lift

>that dyel guy who goes around telling newbies not to push themselves
I want to kill him

>>41368410
Some guy shit himself

>>41368445
this is basically me sans headphones, hoodie and shoes.

>>41373477
>bothers anon this much
>hasn't confronted him
b e t a

>>41369340
>>41369312
>>41369618
ehhh, m8s

sorry to break it to you but prancing around in ultra expensive lifting shoes to squat just 3 plate is definitely ultra cringe

5 plates would be a different story


to just fuck around with low weight you can just use whatever the fuck old shoes you might have around

>>41373523
>ultra expensive lifting shoes
Get a job.

>>41373591
not sure if wearing them to show errrybody you got the moneys is much less cringe

in fact it shows you are fucking retarded spending money on something you have absolutely no need for

>>41373523
little more effort when trying to bait next time

when you accidentally rip ass while pushing out that 8th rep and the only person around is a 9/10 cardio bunny so she knows it was you

>>41368410
Myself in the mirror.

>>41373607
What if i dont have the mobility to squat without them then? Should i just stretch and not squat for a long time until i have good enough mobility?

>>41368418
Can't wait to get back to my swedish gym for this reason. Spent quite a while in the US now and fat fucks don't seem to know that there are other pants to work out in.

>>41373440
They were. It was like west side story or some shit

>>41368616
That's a lucky number

>>41373209
>mfw i realize what bill nye has become
I'd post the full webm but /fit/ hates sound

>>41368418
>>41373246
>>41373439
>>41374067

Literally all kys. These people are trying. Comment withdrawn if they are at PF eating pizza while on the calf-raise, but then, what are you doing at PF anyway?

>>41376311
i have nothing against that they are trying. what i do have problem is that they are dressing like they are a fitness model

>>41376172
4 u

>>41368410
Short skelli Indian guy putting his whole body into curling 25lbs dumbs. Then flexing in the mirror with a toothy smile afterwards. It was odd, this guys arms were really small, hell he was small, and walked around with this swagger, I think everyone felt embarrassed for him, unless he was trolling us all, which I don't think he was.

See the guy some months later doing the same thing... no progress. I broke the social contract and stepped in and said you'll make more progress if you do less weight and showed him good form. He said "but then I can't do as much weight" with a disbelieving tone. I said "it's whatever man". And left him alone. He continued to do his big swinging curls. Some guy who I see at the gym all the time looks at me through the mirror and shrugs, I shrug back.

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>>41373523
Everyone is on their own adventure.

>>41376311
>people are trying
>Comment withdrawn if they are at PF eating pizza
that's the problem... 90% of them is like... "Pfew I did this cardio for like 15 minutes, time for burger." and then they are bitching about not loosing weight

>>41368410
guy who was wearing lifting belt literally around his rib cage (if you don't count in basic stuff like poor form, meme workouts and landwhales)

>>41368410
My """"progress"""" after 2 years of lifting

>>41370499
happened to me but with a dumbbell because qt gym receptionist started talking to me and I sperged out

There was some group of like 5-6 people on the squat rack. I guess they were all new to fitness, because they kept looking at the only guy in the group to properly do squats. Every time someone was done with squatting they'd do bodysquats in a circle around the squat rack. It looked absolutely ridiculious.

>>41376311
10 dolla make me holla

>>41368616
Absolutely no gains

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>>41368410
>stressful time in my life
>battling severe depression
>passionately hated my inescapable military job
>just broke up with yet another short-term gf
>realize I have no real friends, just coworkers and superficial drinking buddies
>disastrously insecure about my body
>thinking about how I'm a shit father with no emotional connection to the daughter I've all but abandoned
>sit up and put my dumbbells down
>can't stop myself from silently crying
>cover face with both hands and rub temples hoping nobody saw and I can pretend I have a headache

Those fat chicks in yoga pants sure are embarrassing though, right guys??

>>41368445

>after I warm up on the treadmill I always go into the dance/workout area to stretch which has its own set of closed doors
>lights are off, which doesn't really bother me because it's enough visibility for me to do my stretching so I go into this corner near the yoga balls like I always do
>a minute later two girls (both /fit/ girls who worked at the gym) walk in and turn on only one set of lights and they both take off their hoodie and sweats to show that they're wearing tiny thong bikinis and start taking pictures of each other in poses.
>They haven't noticed me, but I've seen all this. At this point I have a fairly visible boner in my basketball shorts
>Finished my stretching and I get up to put my yoga mat away and they finally notice I was with them the whole time
>Their eyes are complete deer in the headlights look as they notice me
>Realize in one of the mirrors that I still have a semi chub sticking out of my shorts

I feel so fucking weird being at the same gym as them. They probably think I was trying to be a creep.

>>41376360
To be fair, and it is a major placebo effect on my part. I tend to work better when in fitness clothes, I feel more invested anyways.

>>41368616
How many are you supposed to do? I'm new to lifting and my rule of thumb is if I can do eight, I'll add more weight.

>>41377789
I dont know who you are, but someone in England cares about you lad. Stay strong for her.

>>41373194
There's a penis under that skirt isn't there?

>>41377789
I would feel sorry for you but I can't feel sorry for anyone who abandons their children. Get your shit together and take better care of her. Don't let her become a mess like you are now. Do it for her.

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>>41376192
I couldn't bring myself to watch more than 20 seconds of video, I could feel a pretty serious cringe premonition rippling through the interdimensional cringesphere.

>>41377565
>not aware of ritual to invocate squat god
>making it

>doing triceps pushdowns with rope
>closing time
>qt pt stands where i can see her and just waits there to let me know i should finish up
>one more set
>make sure she can see them gains
>finish, let go of rope, it bounces and smacks me in the face
didn't even look at her after this, just left

me tripping over in the treadmill and faling

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>>41378402
Fuck off

>>41378063
Should have said something after a few seconds. They would have been embarrassed but not freaked out. I mean, nothing wrong with having a nice look then clearing your throat, but just sitting in silence then leaving makes you look like a fucking psycho kek.

>>41373453
Todays gunna be my first day and you just made me feel better...

>bearmode hungarian (said he ate a 12 egg omelette every day) works out every day with his wife
>wife finishes bench press
>she whips out her tits and tells my friend to look at her chest muscle
>husband doesn't bat an eye
Yuros are weird man. Lucky for her my friend was gay or that would've been really awkward hahaha.

>>41368591
it's not, he's trolling you

>>41373194
IS THAT YOU POST TITS NOW!!!!!!!

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>>41368445
>squatting 3 plates for reps

>>41373986
Stop being fat

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>>41378885
She's in prison mate, some octoroon camwhore who got into far politics, attacked a fag at a riot so the police racistly arrested her.

I've seen myself trip over a bench mirin myself in the mirror.

>>41368445
Me except not even 2pl8 yet lmao also fuck headphones

>>41368410
>walking to water fountain after a set.
>fountain is near treadmill forest
>trainer has a girl using two treadmills, one of them is turned up super fast
>the other is slow for some type of HIIT
>another girl who is also a trainer comes in
>isn't paying attention, acting like she's hot shit
>steps on the treadmill that's on full speed and slams her face into the ground so hard she knocks a tooth out> on the floor crying saying "but why was it on?" Over and over.
That surpassed embarrassed and went straight to super uncomfortable pity.
She went down hard though, it seemed way harder than I would have expected lol

>>41378378
I got a woman pregnant in January and I told her to get an abortion since we never anything more than fuck buddies and I told her flat our I don't even like you and we have nothing in common. She is going to have the kid and I made it very clear to her that I want nothing to do with her or having a child with her.

I know it's not good for the kid but I can't reward the behavior of this woman by being in the kids life as much as I would like to. I have no respect for a person who is willing to bring a kid into this world when both parents aren't 100% committed to raising it and I will avoid her at all costs.

Looking into other jobs now to move out of this state.

>>41378708
This
or
just have a shiteating grin and no boner.

>>41379085
At least she didn't murder your child so she could keep sucking your dick. Maybe she's an alright person.

>>41379085
Overall you're just a shit person, with shit morals who does shit things.
You should feel bad, and you should cry, and you should never receive pity or empathy for that.

>>41379196
I don't look at abortion as murder, I think life starts the second you leave the womb

>>41379213
Go fuck yourself you're a shit person too

>>41379229
I'd say that's a flawed way to view things. I mean, since abortions don't mean you leave the fetus up there.

>>41379085
Your honestly a subhuman.
Hopefully you now realize there are consequences to your shitty myopic decisions.
Do the world a favor and castrate yourself so you can't reproduce and curse us with your presumably equally shitty progeny.

>>41379229
>I don't look at abortion as murder, I think life starts the second you leave the womb
How arbitrary and convenient for you.

>>41377789
Nobody will ever love you, why don't you just end it all? Nobody will miss you, certainly not your daughter. You have nothing to live for, just kill yourself

The other day some new guys at my gym got the auxiliary cord and turned on dubstep remixes of nirvana and pearl jam.

>>41379280
How is he at fault?

He told her to get the abortion.

Females have no problem doing that shit when it suits them, it's only a problem when the guy wants it, and when he does it's usually because he has a career and is good looking with options.

Fuck you for putting the blame on him.

He has every right to walk out.

>>41379406
That's not what he was saying there cuntlips. He was saying the guy's a prick for irresponsibly throwing his cum around and cursing someone with life and society with some little bastard.

>>41368430
you're just one nigger who keeps samefagging on every single thread. stop it, you fat retard, no one enjoys you

>>41379406
>don't want kids with a girl
>fucks her anyway
Sex makes people you fucking mong. If you don't want to make people with someone, don't fuck them.
Its entirely his fault because guess what, he fucked her and was too dumb to wrap it.

>>41368458
Fuck you I can only afford Planet Fitness

>>41379478
>cursing someone with life and society with some little bastard
Then get a fucking abortion, and as far as irresponsibly throwing cum around I don't feel that the act of sex is consent to parenthood thus no one should be financially or emotionally tied to a child they didn't want

>>41378217
It's a joke. He's joking. Lurk more.

>>41377789
You sound like a piece of shit. Consider fixing it or dying, whichever is easier.

>>41379519
>I don't feel that the act of sex is consent to parenthood
Lmao just fucking lmao
Neck yourself

>>41379519
Someone has to live this horrendous life, for however long they do, because you fucked some girl. You take the ability to shoot life out of your cock too lightly.

>>41379085
>having a fuck buddy without taking proper precautions
>'woah actions have consequences, better run from them'

>>41378807
Just because you are insecure about your body, burgerman, here we are naked at home until noon

>>41379406
>subhuman response

Should have used a condom, then he wouldn't be in this mess

>>41379085
You're a selfish faggot

>>41379509
not the guy you quoted but it's entirely the woman's fault. he didn't want the kid, she did. now she gets it.

and even though the guy is (rightfully) abandoning the kid, it's not like it's going to starve to death. single whore mothers get welfarebux out the ass.

>>41379519
fuck these white knights i agree with you

>walk into gym last night like usual time
>see loads of new people ( oh fuck im not going to be able to use the free weights
>as expected never got to use the free weights
>teens literally running around playing hacky sack with 10lbs.
>another dude over stacking every bar in the gym screaming in pain when he cant lift it
>all these damn kids running around dropping plates everywhere.
>mfw gym was having a 5$ sale on memberships

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The other day I saw somebody load on a ton of weight for his benchpress. Started off good, great range of motion. Then he stopped after 5 reps. Not very impressive...

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girls pissing on the gym floor after squatting 3pl8 for a single

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>>41378885
Thats Britney venti

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>>41379519
>Having a fuckbuddy
>Not using a condom
>Not coming to a pre-arranged agreement if a pregnancy occurs

Sure it isn't necessarily his fault for being on the wrong side of the bell curve but neglecting a child that HE helped create because he doesn't want to 'reward' her behavior is an extremely irresponsible and subhuman thing to do.

>>41379659
>he didn't want the kid
>he was fucking her
Sex makes babies you utter fucking retard. Seriously, nothing else you have said or ever will say will ever matter because of the fact that your stupid fucking toglodyte brain cannot grasp the simple and ever pervasive concept of human procreation.
Kill yourself you waste of life.

Myself benching 4x60% @ RPE 9 after a months hiatus while cutting.

I am retardo and definitely should have taken a week to acclimate to lifting before trying to run a program

myself

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>>41368410
>some Chad convinced a cardiobunny with a huge crush for him to do heavy squats
>she loaded a shitton of weight for her size, tried to squat it with the bar in her neck, collapsed and smashed her face right on to the ground with the force of ten suns
>started sobbing uncontrollably while some parts of her face were getting noticeably swollen
>Chad and their friends tried to confort her between shits and giggles
>she ran away before management could call an ambulance or a taxi, never to be seen again in that gym

it was a pretty fucked up situation, but the cardiobunny was so flirty that it was getting anoying for the whole gym
also the sound of the impact for some reason was funny as hell
wouldn't want it to be me tho, that must have hurt her soul

>>41373409
me

>>41378976
i just got really thirsty for some reason

>>41368430
Came here for this. Was not disappointed

>>41373409
That is normal,

>skelly in front of me racks 1pl8 for squatz
>i'm deadlifting behind him
>see his shoes while lifting the weight
>some reebok shoes that have "Crossfit" all over them
>thecringe.jpg
>he starts """squatting"""
>not one rep even close to parallel
that shit wasnt even half reppin anymore

>>41373477
I hate those faggots who tell you shit like bounce the weight off your chest and dont lock out.

>>41378976
DEM DIDDIES

>>41373477
Went with a friend for his first time and he was trying to keep up with me, less weight but same set/rep, I told him literally this and it's sound advice for noobs. I've brought people to the gym for the first time and when they do push themselves they cant move for a week and say theyre never going to the gym again. Everyones different when it comes to motivation so dont be autismo.

>>41379085
hahahaha man why wouldn't you fucking use a condom you fucking idiot, just desserts :)

christ it makes me sick knowing I share a planet with people like you

>>41379978
You are a terrible person

>>41368410
My pants ripped today while I was doing squats. Huge hole down my ass all the way from the belt loop to mid-thigh. Luckily it was my last set, so I got my shit and walked out as casually as I could.

>resting on bench yesterday
>young guy walks by me
>one hand firmly down his pants
>not in his pocket
>rubbing around his cockle area
>concern
>don't know if i should tell someone or if the kid's just getting a deep scratch on the boys
>relay this story with a sedentary friend who's worked out twice in his life
>he insists this is normal practice in gyms

I've been going for two years and this was the first time I've seen it. Do you guys get a grip on your grundle while you walk around for your supersets and circuits?

>walk up to squat rack
>phone on the ground
>poo in loo qt was using it last
>take it to her
"E-excuse me you d-dropped your Phone... hahaha!"
"That's not mine."
"Oh..."
>take phone back
>buff Chad looking for phone
>placed it as if he let it slip behind the water fountain
>offered to call it so he could find it by ringtone
>his ringtone was literally Everybody Hurts
>gets all red when I hum it while he walks past

I won /fit/, I fucking won.

>Auschwitz mode lanklet loads up 2 plate in the power rack
>can't be more than 115 lbs there's no way he does this
>proceeds to unrack the weight and lean forward till the bar lowers about 3 inches curving his back severely in the process
>does this 4 times and racks weight again
>essentially doing quarter rep deadlifts with the weight on his back and terrible form
>does this for around 4 or 5 sets resting 8 to 10 minutes inbetween sets

>>41379229
Science begs to differ

>>41381144
Sometimes when I'm walking in the gym I try to pull the elastic part of my underwear that goes around each leg, down.
It's hard to not make it obvious, but I also can't stand the chafing.

>>41368563
DELET THIS

>>41379978
>roastie BTFO
classic

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That 120 lbs skinny guy struggling for five minutes trying to take the weights off the barbell everyone lmao 3plaet deadlifts with so he can do his rows

[spoiler]...me[/spoiler]

>>41371711
im really small and i bench about 100-110 pounds and when i warmup i think people might think that's actually what im doing

>>41371711

Literally nothing wrong with warming up with an empty bar, it helps me create the mind muscle connection.

>>41383034
it was bait.

also
>falling for the mind muscle connection meme

>>41383258

Its not a meme, its a way of making sure your using the right muscles and hitting perfect form to tear the most muscle fiber.

They have proven that the MMC can activate a particular muscle more even with the exact same form simply by the person forming the MMC.

Plus you can't tell me what I know works for me.

>>41379085
That is fucking disgusting. Do you ever take the blame for anything? Consider killing yourself.

IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE A BABY