Lockerroom Stories

I try not to spend much time in there. I know homo stuff probably happens there but I pay no attention to anyone else and rarely shower there.

>>41366235
>that big guy you assume is on steroids at the gym wants to pin you down and ride you

>old man jenkins in his naked glory shaking hands with everyone
>giant fucking grin
>gold bonds nuts
>blow drys off
>gold bond explodes into cloud

>walk into locker room
>chad like humanoid looking at mirror
>jolts head and screeches like pterodactyl
>scurry tf out

>chad naked in middle of locker room
>talking loudly on phone about how much pussy he crushed last night
>phone rings by his ear
>chad does red, little chad recedes into mangina status
>all the chimps howl and bang lockers
>ape like noise builds into tribal chants as we dance around chad in the corner

>>41366189
Met my boyfriend in the locker room.
I also place sip cans in the most unconventional places for the hell of it. So far I've identified 2 /fit/ fags from the wide grin they get when they see a can.

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>be showering
>musclebear comes in
>get half chub
>he notices
>smiles at me
>hurry up and finish and leave

>>41366723
He was probably a bottom. You'll find a musclebear top someday.

>>41366651
Te mamaste hahahahaha

Guy A getting changed to start work out.
Guy B getting changed after showering.
Guy B glances over and sees that Guy A has his penis pierced gives nod of approval.

>using the gym showers
>washing off the scent of strength and victory

no wonder you're all virgins

hey anon I really liked you in that movie you were in...you know the one where you wore tights and no shirt...

uh thanks man

no problem pal. we're having a get together tonight down in tribeca at my place. Its a loft and we're in the penthouse

Um im kinda jerking off in the shower right now bro.

I know thats why I invited you to the party anon

Gays are the greatest

There was some weird shit going on in my old gym on thursdays. They'd play really loud homosex music, and there'd be a lot more people than usual. I made the mistake of walking into the lockerroom on a thursday and it was filled with steam like someone had left the sauna door open

>old gym
>used to train with my gymbro mwf so it took me a while before I came in on a thursday
>apparently weird shit happened on thursdays
>lot more people around, blaring homosex music, people dressed a little oddly
>eventually made the mistake of walking into the lockerroom
>was filled with steam like someone had left the sauna door open
>4/5 of the dudes in there were naked
>me and gymbro realize we made a huge mistake
>finish our workout and leave
>never come on gay thursday again

>>41366857
Hahaha wat

>Normally bike home and shower

>Decide whatever I'll just shower in the gym

>Walk up to shower area

>Five huge Bearmode 6'6 blacks with 7 inch monster flacid pensises waiting in there showering

>decide fuck it I'm going home to shower

Never tried since

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>>41366189
I used to use the sauna to relax on rest days, but the last time I went in there two dudes were jerking each other off and sucking on nipples.

There's also a guy who looks like a taller, more decrepit Danny Devito who just walks around the gym and locker room trying to chat up fit guys.

>>41366907
>Um im kinda jerking off in the shower right now bro.

so what you're saying is... you jerk off in your gym showers?
and also you've been in fetish movies of some sort?

>Tiny old chinese guy standing naked in locker room
>Pints at his little dick and says "Wheeeey" as I walk in
>Sort of frown at him in confusion but then just proceed to get changed as normal
>The guy points at his dick and says "Wheeey" for the next 4 guys that come in
>Best part is he dances in between people coming into the locker room
>I haven't seen him since tho

Hope he's ok

>>41367032
No i've been in movies that show in the movie theatres that you spend 20 dollars a ticket to see in imax...or should I say that your gf paid 20 dollars to see in imax.

Ever seen magic mike? chocolate city?

2 of em...I don't do fetish movies. They kill your career if you want to really be an actor and besides why do that if you can get a gay sugardaddy to take care of you. Helloooooo

>>41367132
>magic mike? chocolate city?
No

Also joke's on you because this is /fit/ and I haven't been in a relationship with a girl since highschool

:')

t. I'm 26 now

>>41367132
>why do that if you can get a gay sugardaddy to take care of you
so basically you were jerking off as a power move to catch yourself a gay m8?

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>>41367132

>>41367132
>Common cast between magic mike and chocolate city
>no results

>>41367132
you are a wise man

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>>41367188
good job bro

>>41367247
um did I say I was in front of the camera anon ;)

The more you know

>>41367357
It includes crew too

www.imdb.com/search/common

>>41367377
yeah no it doesn't im literally on imdb right now

;)

jews dont have to put that stuff on there. thats for the goy actors

>>41367401
>I work on big films

You work on the fucking catering truck if anything.

>>41367419
hehehe and he's still here. good goy get the post count up

>>41367434
Why lie on a Tibetan crystal healing forum?

>>41366994
DEEEETAAAIIIIILSSS

Were they muscular and hot

One time after football practice, a bunch of guys were pantsing each other. Everyone thought it was hilarious till a linebacker pulled the qbs pants down and gave me a raspberry right on his left ass cheek. Never seen a lockerroom so quiet.

>>41367453
you should check my friends lists anon. dont you notice some of them are major actors...just saying...

>>41367357
>um did I say I was in front of the camera anon ;)
see >>41366907
>"hey anon I really liked you in that movie you were in...you know the one where you wore tights and no shirt..."

Yes, you did you role-playing fuck

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>>41366872
Here is a true patrician who understands the finer things

>>41366189

>walking into shower area
>as I'm walking towards the doorway a dyel indian guy was walking out of it and he had a full on boner standing at attention

I was quietly laughing my ass off as soon as I closed the shower door

>>41367537
>a linebacker pulled the qbs pants down and gave me a raspberry right on his left ass cheek
what?

>>41366189
LA fitness by my house took the shower curtains down, either some dudes were pumping each other or some one was doing drugs

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>mfw gym is in the Castro district in San Francisco and I'm straight.

>>41367674
On his not mine. My b

>>41367114

he was asking for some protein powder for dick gains. How dare you deny him.

Guys I just started going to a new gym closer to my house and I'm facing a conundrum. I almost always shower at the gym and go home in fresh clothes, but at this new place I haven't seen anyone shower there. Not even once. I haven't seen anyone change clothes. In my last gym it was like a normal locker room, guys would shower and change no big deal. Here? I've never seen someone use the shower even once. What the fuck is going on? Are the showers haunted? Have you ever gone to a gym where no one used the showers?

>>41367748
Kek

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>>41366723
Good thing you did. musclebears get freaky as fuck in bed.

>>41367732
Dude how do you not have AIDs

>>41366857
you were Guy B weren't you

>>41368025
I'd think it's cute but he'd have to chill out sometimes. That's a cute way to play though. I'd want to tame the beast sometimes and be ravaged other times. Pretty adorable

>>41368025
>tfw no caveman rp'ing musclebear be to indulge his dumbing-down fantasy
>>41368401
It would be cute as heck. I'd buy clothes too small for him just to see him hulk out off while mind-shifting into his beast mindset. And a loincloth too. As long as I also get the regular dude to cuddle with too I'd be in love.

>>41366189
Why do post-workout jock straps smell so good? Not even gay

>>41367732

going to a gay gym and getting mired your whole workout is probably one of the greatest confidence boosters ever (I also lift in the castro)

>>41366189
>get dressed in workout clothes
>jump in car and get to gym
>work out
>jump in car and go home

>never go into homo lockerroom

If you go into the lockerroom you're a confirmed homo.

>>41369065
You don't live up north do you?

This is only possible 1/2 the year.

>>41369015
Why does post-workout man-kissing make my penis so hard? Not even gay

>>41366966
I have literally never showered at the gym.
No musclebear gonna forcebottom me.
I'm bear, but cub next to some gymdudebearbros

>>41367810
Are you at a YouFit?

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>>41366317
I didn't understand any of the sentences written on this post.

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>>41369229
It's completely normal for straight guys to get hard from kissing other guys. It's an adrenaline rush because it's a new experience.

>>41369320
Yeah, good. Cause I'm straight. My dick was probably just trying to get a better look at the faggot I was kissing so we could make fun of him later for how faggably soft his lips were.

>finish workout
>go to locker room, strip to underwear, get into hot tub
>get out and shower
>go back into locker room, start changing
>naked old Sicilian guy walks up and starts talking to me
>can see his dick wiggling as he talks

>>41369275

Negative. I think it's because a lot of younger guys go there, and they're all insecure about benis

>>41366317
???

>Two little guys
>One coarsely going on about how much pussy they will get when they get big
>look over, his friend looks nervous
>Pulls out phone
>Screen opens to Grinder
>quickly closes it before his friend sees it

Had to leave before I cracked and embarrassed the guy by laughing

>>41369968

>mfw I browse grinder in the sauna and literally give no fucks

>>41368212
Guy A

Never really done anything gay, why do people enjoy being bottom? It doesn't make you cum and you're basically a bitch when someone's on top of you doin their thing. I don't get it

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To any femanons lurking, does this happen to women too?

Or is it the guys locker room that hosts all the "parties"?

>>41370324

prostate stimulation is the best orgasm a man can have

it's tough to achieve it, and it takes a lot of time and prep but its glorious, and even if you don't orgasm the stimulation alone + playing with your cock is godly

>>41369999
Checked.

>>41366917
did you just whitetext and greentext the same damn thing?

Why are there large intricate gay orgies every time I walk into the shower room?

This happened back when I lived in NJ.
>be twinkmode mulatto trying to build muscle
>Using friends guest pass to try out gym
>friend dipped on me so I was alone there around 8pm
>finish up head to showers
>showers are semi private and have a curtain
>choose one on the far end and soap up
>crazy tall (6'6" at least, he was a mutant) semi buff, white dude with towel slung over his shoulder opens curtain
>2 second stare down he looks up and down, I look up and down
>dude has a monster between his legs, like thick as a soda can SOFT and probably 7-8 inches long just hanging there
>he smirks at me
>turn around quick and cover my shame
>"occupied!"
>"sorry bud"
>rush home and fap to the memory for a week straight

Never went back. Never saw someone that big before and I'm not just talking about his dick. I imagine that is how Asians feel when they visit Europe for the first time.

>>41366651
MOAR

>>41366189
I throatfucked a woman in the gym bathroom once. She laid on her back on the seat of a chair and I went to town.

I never could have done that before I got fit.

>>41370743
Does throat fucking feel better than a regular Blowjob?

Not too gay but

>finish work out
>decide sauna is a good idea
>crack open door
>middle aged man siting with legs apart
>bare ass naked
>Head involuntarily drops and glances at package
>head bounces back up like basketball and stares into stranger's eyes
>half second of silence
>"Mind if I join you?"
>startle myself with odd response to situation
>man nods
>I sit beside him (very small sauna)

And thats the day I realized I was totally okay with sitting in the same room as a naked stranger. I really surprised myself.

>>41370337
>To any femanons lurking, does this happen to women too?
nope.

>>41366651
He should have loudly shouted

EY, MANG HANG ON, I GOT ANOTHER CALL ON THE OTHER LINE

>>41370827
It does if...
>the bitch give sloppy blowjobs
>her gag reflex isn't intense
>you despise women

It's pretty nice, especially if you're able to get it it all the way down without her spitting up and then she tries to swallow. A lot of the pleasure is more visual though, because her eyes will be very watery and it'll look like she's been crying.

>>41367114
>Giving whey protein powder to the mystical dick leprechaun of the locker room.

>Making it.

Choose 2.

Strap in motherfuckers you're in for a wild ride tonight.

May I present to you: TALES FROM THE WOMEN'S LOCKER ROOM

>Be me
>Be at the local center for recreational activities
>Gonna get my pool on. One piece and t-shirt for the insecurity.
>Go to stall to get changed so no one sees me
>A noise. Slapping and rumbling on the wet floor.

Plop.
Plop.
Plop.

>It tries the first stall door. Locked.
>It tries the second. Locked.
>Sweet Jesus no.

"AHNYWON EEN HEYEH?"

>She grabs the door.
>I race to pull up my swimsuit while I try to squeak out "One moment please"
>She actually pulls the fucking door open

Naked.

>Find myself staring face to face with the first fupa I'd ever seen
>Silently thank God that I didn't see her junk

As I fled the stall she slammed the door behind her and yelled at me not to hog the stalls for changing.

>>41370743
Yeah right, you're probably like 6'2 and a chad in the face. Muscles alone won't do shit for you, you need to be hansome, the muscles are just like the cherry on top for women

>>41370873
Yes it does you big liar.

>>41370931
I'm a cunt-hair under 6' and used to be a hamplanet.

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>>41370928
WTF

>>41370947
That's tall enough for most girls' standards. And you probably have handsome bone structure that was unveiled with the fat loss. I'm just saying bitches aren't blowing you cause you're muscular, that's retarded.

>>41370940
it's happened to you?

>>41368025
>that's my secret
>i'm always horny

>>41370972
The parties? Fuck yeah. You probably went to a nicer school than I did, though.

>>41370963
I'm not saying it's because of the muscles, I'm saying it's because I got fit

>go from hamplanet getting limited pussy
>spend years getting treated a certain way
>get used to that involutarily celibate lifestyle
>get fit
>suddenly, I'm all these positive things
>I've nothing to lose, pretty much say and do whatever I want (this behavior is attractive to most dumb sluts)

I don't even hate women. I just don't respect them and I'm being rewarded for that behavior. Life it interesting.

>>41370989
wow i feel a little empty now

>>41371009
You're more confident, dumbass. That's what's attracting people.

>>41371021
I'm sorry you missed out.

>set new hang clean PR
>feeling gutt
>get into locker room, it's empty, get naked ready for victory shower
>feel myself being watched
>turn around and there's a little kid standing there
>5 more walk in
>put my sweaty clothes back on and run out, never to return
>had to switch gyms
>come back to old gym because they're the only ones that have a pool
>walk into locker room to change into swim wear
>there's a picture of my face plastered all over that says to notify management immediately if anyone sees me

FUCK

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>>41371047
>You're more confident, dumbass. That's what's attracting people.

>>41371047
Nope. I've never had a lack of confidence.

I'm actively anti-social, now. I used to be friendly and easy going. Now, I say rude shit and actively behave like a dick just because it doesn't matter. When you're big/strong the world sucks your dick. You get treated like a hot teenage girl.

>>41371054
What kinda locker room doesn't allow you to be naked

>>41371083
Eh. Maybe you're actually right. I've never been big OR strong compared to the average dude.

>>41370974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S00eJ-DGZE

>>41371054
Wait why would they care if someone was changing in the locker room?

>>41371095
You should try it, even if you don't plan on being an asshole. Go from one end of the spectrum to the complete opposite in any category. Mine was weight, but it could be almost anything. If you have beautiful hair, shave it all off. If you're a runner, get a wheelchair and roll around town. People are pretty shitty when it gets right down to it.

I remember when I was a fatass high schooler and my mother was talking about some guy she dated in high school (typical woman). She said, "he had a really nice car and he took care of it, so I could tell he was confident."

That has always stuck with me, because it's a pretty good representation of how people attempt to cloak their shitty vanities and animalistic desires with something a bit more intangible/acceptable.

>>41371148
I have. I used to be overweight and dressed terribly. In some ways my life was better then, but when I started working out and got in shape my interactions with people were completely different. I agree with you, totally worth it.

>>41367401
So you're claiming to be a muscular black jew who was either in or worked on Magic Mike and Chocolate City.

Right.