>Lifting for a couple years. >Looking pretty good, getting

>>41365589
Holy Kek anon, nice autism. It's okay, it's all practice. You'll do better next time friend. Women are weird

>>41365589
How can anyone in the world be this oblivious?

Sorry man, you are beyond hope.

Jesus christ

>squats 120lbs only 27 times

found your problem chickenlegs YOU GOTTA SQUAT MORE

incorporate box squats in your training and start squatting 3x a week run a cycle of smolov that should fix your problem with women you weak homo faggot

>>41365589
>She looks deadpan, goes to her room and slams the door
>I only just now realized

fabricated and homosexual

>>41365589
You knew what was going on. You're just too scared/anxious/beta/pussy whatever you want to call it to go through with it. You might fear intimacy, have a low self-esteem, feel inadequate, or a whole range of other things.

Next time just do what you know you should do. Don't even think about doing it. Just do it.

Faggot

You're actually a fucking idiot

>>41365589
>I say "Man I'm not really looking forward to the drive back"
>Cutie "Oh, you can crash at my place anon"
>I wake up she's gone.

So she left her apartment to a complete stranger?
Fabricate confirmed.

>>41365670
>>41365683

With the autists on this board is probably real and he did not know

>>41365710

He works with her....

>>41365710
Maybe in that shit hole Brazil you live in that's a concern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvOd9rkNlI4

>>41365733
>Start new job
>Go to one meeting and there is this cute 8/10 chick there.
>Girl interprets it as flirting, invites me to dinner with some of her co-workers.

Still.. they met the same day..

>>41365710

Her roomate was there, she just looked sad.

>>41365778
Makes more sense then, thanks for clarifying

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>>41365778

I've been just as oblivious but I'm asexual so sex is the last thing on my mind.

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>>41365589

>"Want to lift me some more anon?"
>"Nah, I'm too tired from my lifting this morning"

I'm fucking blown away. This is my ideal way to meet a girl. You fucking idiot, I hate you.

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>>41365589
Still salvageable

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>>41365907

How

>>41365909
Kek lel

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>>41365822

>>41365938
Depending on how autistic she thinks you are, just say you apologize for blowing her off that night because you don't like to fuck girls the same night you met them. Then you go and fuck her. That's the only way I could see it get salvaged.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

>>41365589
It was free pizza!

>>41366446

Dinner was at a steakhouse.

Damn nigga

God man anon HOW

OP, if you're not a complete mongoloid, you should follow this anon's advice: >>41366021

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You know when you think about the past few years, when you were a bit younger.

You think about those times you fucked up with women and how oblivious you were, and the next time a scenario pops, YOU WILL SMASH THOSE WALLS.

This is one of those ideal situations, AND YOU FUCJKED IT HOW UP ANON HOW

Top kek

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>>41366021

Guess it worked out. thanks brah

>>41366805
ayyy nice

>>41366805

FUCKING CHADS CAN BE THAT AUTISTIC AND STILL GET SOME. KILL ME

Hey anons, anyone wanna lift me?

>>41366805
Congraturations.
Now don't fuck it up.

>>41366842
time to be chad yourself, doesn't take much :)

>>41366805
CHAD THUNDERCOCK ALWAYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>41366805

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41366853
only if you're a twink boi
but i gotta warn you, i'm still pretty tired from my morning workout.

>>41366890
oy

>>41366805

CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41366805
>of been
dropped complete airhead
not that any of you aren't

>>41366853
How much do you weigh and how tall are you? I might be able to bench press your dick into my mouth, faggot.

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>>41366805

THUNDERCOCK ALWAYS WINS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41366805
LOL
and some people will still say that facial aesthetics don't matter as much as personality

>>41366805
And you wonder why we are so crazy at fucking >>>/r9k/ shit like this would never happen to us.

>>41366805

OK OP now I need to know your stats. Height weight bf% how good is your face, what do you do for work. Do you get hit on normally.

>>41366972

6'4
~220
~15%
Good I guess, don't really know
I work in healthcare adminstration
Women do hit on me, makes make uncomfortable. Just had to change my dentist because of it.

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>>41366805
Huh, that's new for /fit/.
Post body shot so we know when muscles counterbalance autism.

>>41366993

Body of a Chad mind of an autist

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>>41365589

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>>41366993

>Women do hit on me, makes make uncomfortable. Just had to change my dentist because of it.

>>41366993

Damn chad

It actually worked out....

I'm never going to make it

No way this shit is real, i refuse to believe it

>>41366805
considering how easy she is, do you really want to stick your dick in a chick that acknowledges she is very forward? who knows how much cock has been in there and with what diseases

>>41366993
pics of your body? are you a mostly ab guy? do you have big arms? post so we know what works please

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>>41367250

All chicks are easy around CHAD THUNDERCOCK

>>41366993
>>41367042
>go to the dentist
>qt dental hygienist
>get in the chair and she reclines it
>anon can you scoot forward so i can reach better
>a little more... a little more... that's better
>my head is resting directly in her huge breasts
>winks at me
>haven't been back in four years
>my teeth hurt so bad

>>41366997
>>41367262

I'm not gonna post pics, to worried about that.

Best muscle are my lats, back is fucking huge. Arms are quite big, not huge, chest decent, traps are big, but at my height doesn't look huge. My abs aren't really showing right now, need to go down a few more precent, but I do have an adonis belt.

For some reason I always have an adonis belt even at like 25, 30%

Back by far though, every shirt I wear looks like a cape on my back.

I also have a big ass, gay guys and women have made me keenly aware of that.

>>41367324
thanks man, i think ive been neglecting my back lately, will work extra hard on it now

>>41367270
>Not fucking your dentist
Come on, son.

>>41367340

Lats and ass matter a lot, most guys don't give enough attention to it.

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>>41367270
Top zozzle

Post neck down you fucking chad.

>>41367369
>>41367369
see you later guys, thread just motivated me to go lift lats. thanks for the intel, OP

>>41365621
Yes, next time he will surely reach 30 squats.

>>41365652
But what about skateboard squats?

>>41366805
>of been
abandon ship!

>>41367494
No eay this shit is real. Fuck

>>41367494
damn she is an easy whore

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>>41367494

CHADDDDD THUNDERCOCKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>41367494
she is either not an 8/10, nearing 30, or you are super chad.

>>41367494
Show up at her place with a barbell and proceed to demonstrate the proper form of barbell hip thrusts. Afterwards ask if she would like to watch the 12 hour documentary The Greatest Story Never Told.

>>41367561
>>41367561
yeah how old is she OP?

there has to be a reason she is whoring out this easily

>>41367512

Is not that crazy I assume OP is in his twenties like 25 or something. Girls just wanna fuck sometimes

>>41367571

She's 26, I'm 27

>>41367250
>trying to dissuade Chad from getting laid because you're jealous.

>>41367571
i mean it'd make sense if she just really liked you, but i can't see how that'd progress so quickly over 1 day/ 5-8 hours of conversation.

>>41367586
you must be really good looking, and/or she is a habitual cock rider. i would use a condom to be safe, godspeed anon

>>41367571
also post pics of body and face, you seem like a decent guy.

>>41367601
thats what i am saying, i would be weary of women ready to fuck you after a few hours, you have to wonder, who else have they fucked and how often

>>41367494
you have made it :^)

w-we're all gonna make it, right guys?
;_;

>>41367618
Or Op she might have an STD, i went on a date with this chick and just as i was about to finger her, she told me she had herpes. Those girls are thirsty because they can't get gas in the tank regularly

>>41367536
Hahahahaha

>>41367561
>>41367605

I had hardcore acne in highschool/early college, took acutane to get rid of it. Also had gyno, had to have surgery.

It's caused me to have an aloof personality when it comes to romantic stuff because I carry some hardcore insecurities. At my last job every fucking women hit on me. One day my boss came into the office with a skirt and sat on my desk with her legs basically right on me to explain something. I've been called gorgeous by multiple women.

So I may indeed be good looking, but it's so fucking hard to get over the insecurities from my late teens early twenties with the acne.

My guy friends think I'm slaying pussy on the regular. Had one guy I went on vacation with ask me why I haven't been pounding sloots left and right "If I was you my cock would always be wet".

I'm insecure as fuck, by all accounts I shouldn't be.

Fucking chads

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>>41367668

King of /fit/, king of autists, that only think stopping you from ascending is yourself, you have all the other qualities you need to be CHAD THUNDERCOCK INCARNATE.

>>41367668
>>41367668
im still trying to find the girl version of you

>>41367668

Could your jaw cut steel?

>>41366805
You saved it!! You're so close to curing the autism god bless you for following his advice, you played that VERY WELL. Some vauge tips when you see her next. When she starts to flirt / goes back to someones place its to have sex, if things start getting playfully flirty like squatting her 27 times, be playful but not weird, and be flirty but not creepy. less is more, just fuck her don't try to talk your way into it, you've already made it. you're golden god bless you good luck

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>>41365589
>tfw I often end up in situations like this with tons of girls
It's not autism though. Crippling anxiety about sexual performance takes away all my excitement. I want to bang them right up to the point that it gets too real.

Anyone else know this feel?

>>41367806

OP here, I've turned down sex with 57 women as well as 8 relationships, so yes I know your feel. Non of this was initiated by me.

43 of those women I would consider hot, 7 of those relationships I would of accepted.

Anxiety is a fucking killer.

>>41367494
god you made it this makes me so happy

>>41366805
ayeyyye nice one bruh

>>41367834
>57 women
either you're making shit up, or are actually autistic enough to be keeping track. If so do you keep a journal or is that purely rainman levels of autism?

>>41367886

Journal of shame.

>>41365589
test

>>41367834
Holy shit you and I are similar.

>>41367668
>It's caused me to have an aloof personality when it comes to romantic stuff
THIS

Female friends have told me that as of right now there are at least 4-5 nice looking girls that are very interested in me. Only reason I haven't noticed is that I seem "insanely difficult to approach" and very "closed off" in their words. It's a pretty ridiculous situation to be in.

>>41367366
>shove your dick in her mouth
>ask her a question
>YEAH NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE!

All accounts this guy is uber chad, but somehow he has a mind of a fucking autist. Acne ruined you life bro, you need to get over that shit and slay.

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This is bait right? You're not this fucking clueless are you?

>>41368006

the guy is posting on fit, of course he's fucking clueless.

>>41367962
>She somehow answers clearly with your dick in her mouth
>You are left there confused as she gives you an eyebrow raise and continues sucking

>>41367935

One of the ones I remember was I hooked up with this chick two nights in a row. I get a text from her two months later saying "what the fuck", I text back "what's up?", no response. Guy she knows tells me she wanted to be in a relationship. For some reason I just never thought of following up.

>>41366805
fuck you anon

>>41368065

Assuming this is OP got some more bad ones?

This thread made my day. Thanks OP

>>41368065
>2 months later
what a beta

Fucking chads

>>41368113

Yes plenty.

>Girl that was a friend of a friend invites me over for her birthday.
>20 or so people there, I start drinking, having a great time.
>At some point I end up in her bedroom on her bed with her, while the party is going on.
>She has her hand on my crotch, smiling.
>Mind you there were two guys in there before we showed up talking to each other, she kicked them out.
>I think it would sound weird if the people at the party heard me fucking her.
>Tell her "Oh, my drinks low" got up and left.

3 months later

>At a bar with her and some friends, we dance and shit.
>I live alone, leave early
>She texts me an hour later saying she wants to crash at my place because she is too drunk to drive back.
>I tell her "I thought you drove here with your roomate"
>no response

this is the one that is near the top of the list of the ones that bothers me.

she even did that fake husband and wife pick up shit. She was a solid 7, 5 being average.

>>41366805
>shouldn't of
Fucking dropped

>>41368163
>she even did that fake husband and wife pick up shit
???

>>41368113
>>41368163

Another

At friends place, 7 people, 3 girls, two of the girls there had already tried in the past to initiate with me, I autistically turned them down. So one new girl.

>New girl is a solid 8 or nine, great face, thick tight ass, perky tits, great dress style too.
>One of my friends had been crushing on the new girl for a while, unbeknownst to me.
>Playing beer pong with the new girl
>Friend calls everyone to the kitchen for shots.
>As I'm walking to the kitchen new girl jumps on me, starts making out with me.
>This shits happens multiple times, on the way to the bar we stopped and she we we making out fondling on the street for like 10 minutes.
>Whispers in my ear "Can't wait for tonight"
>Go to the bar, we make out a few more times.
>I get too drunk and basically pass out, nothing happens.

>>41368225

"Lets pretend were husband and wife and what our future would be like"

It's a very bants oriented scenario, have had a few chicks do it.

>>41365589
>>41365652
Isn't 27 times quite a lot though? Remember, they're not individual sets but continuously. Then again, it's only 120 lbs.

Body of chad mind of fit. Oh god

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>>41368163
>>41368227

HOW THE FUCK. YOU MUST LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GREEK GOD AND HAVE THE MIND OF AN ASEXUAL.

>>41368227

Pls no, women want your dick bad

>>41368227
buddy I feel you
>go out with friends to a club
>first time going out, spent the entire summer lifting and biking so killer tan and ottermode
>I'm a freshman in college going out with junior friends
>8/10 skinny frame huge tits huge ass girl is looking at me while we're pregaming and talking about me (I heard her say the word tan, and with her staring figured it was me)
>at the club
>first time out, 2nd time drinking
>she's backing that ass up into my dong
>figure the dance floor is crowded and move out of the war
>she backs up into me again
>still figure it's crowded move again
>happens two more times
>everyone goes to the bathroom
>console with my man friend and he tells me that she's definitely intoo me and I should go for it
>dancing on the dance floor, not moving away this time, she's essentially banging her ass against my erect dong and just rubbing her ass all over it
>we're all about to leave, she turns around, I go in and we make out for like 3 seconds and then i think the girls split us up and my dude friend is like IM SO PROUD OF YOU YOU MADE OUT WITH HER
>go back to their place
>don't want to walk back home
>man friend goes into our friends bed
>I'm on the couch
>girl I was dancing with comes out to the couch with me
>smoked a dooby, talked for a hot minute, forget about what, go to sleep, didn't have sex with
FEELSBADMN TRIGGERED JUST TYPING IT

>>41368239
wow, i've never heard of that
(im also kinda social and like to think im not completely socially retarded)

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>>41365589
>read through the entire thing and didn't notice anything strange until the part about qt slamming door
>mfw i still don't really know what was expected in this situation

I mean obviously sex but I don't see where the jump is made was he supposed to lift her onto his dick? Or what?

>>41368316
>I mean obviously sex but I don't see where the jump is made was he supposed to lift her onto his dick? Or what?
Are you autistic?

>>41368303
I can one up you
>basically the same
>hot girl, friend of a friend, meet for first time that night
>we get on well, all in a club
>at some point she ends up grinding on me
>dance with her
>she keeps turning her head and looking at me
>i don't realise
>never see her again
It was a good 6 months before i realised that that was when you're supposed to kiss her (I'd never made out with a girl in a nightclub at this point)
Ah well, live and learn

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>>41366805
FACE, FRAME, HEIGHT THATS ALL THAT MATTERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41368303

I remember being at this club/bar place and I was talking with some guy. He tells me to go over and dance with this chick that has been crushing on me all night. I ask how he knows, explains it to me.

"All you gotta do is go over and dance with her, that's it, she wants it"

Just think up with reasons why she doesn't.

Still pisses me off to this day.

>>41368227
if you don't post a face + body you're just a good erotica writer.

>>41367494
>shouldnt of

DROPPED

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>>41367564
>>41367564

>>41367564
this man deserves the woman OP is going to inevitably dissapoint

>>41368356
If a girl grinds on other dudes while she has a bf, should you assume she's just a thot?

>>41368331
most likely, I have been in countless situations similar to OP and never seem to be able to interpret it in the moment.
It takes me telling the story to a friend and them explaining for me to understand.
I was born a Chad but then wasted middle/high school smoking pot playing video games and developed the 'tism

>>41368472
i mean, i would

>>41368356
dude i don't blame you. I went back to the same club with the same group a week later and it escalated to the same thing, grinding and then making out, except this time she grinded on me for like 5 minutes and then we made out on the side of the dance floor for what felt like 40 minutes, idk how long it actually was but fuck it felt like forever and people were watching us one dude tried to give me a high five a few dudes tried to like knuckle bump me it was fucking weird man, I asked if she wanted to go back to the apartment she said she really liked hanging around me and then we slept in the same bed and I still didn't fuck her LUL. we made out for like 10 minutes in bed and her roommate walked in and was calling her name "ROOMMATE ROOMMATE" and we just kept making out and then she like sigh screamed and closed the door, made out a few more minutes i grabbed her ass but STILL DIDN'T UNDRESS ORT FUCK HER feels BAD man i was a retard

Not op but >>41368482
Have tons of these stories after getting /fit/ and learning about hygiene/quitting vidya in college

>drunk as shit friday night
>at pizza place 2 am
>college town everyone is at pizza place after parties/bars close
>qt girl in front of me
>cashier thinks we are together rings us up together
>full autismo activate
>I-Ill pay d-d-dont worry about it
M'lady.jpg
>omg you are such a gentlemen
>touching my stomach/chest region getting closer
autismintensifies.png
>shit-faced so manage to hold spaghetti in pockets
>girl takes my number adds me on fuckbook
Shall I continue? This is a long one anons

>>41368502
Yeah, she's low key af about it. She didn't want me to join my friends and her that night and the two dudes she was grinding on were them. She was planning to branch swing to me for some time, but a bunch of shit happened. It's probably just better that I don't do anything with her.

how it even possible to be that fucking oblivious?

>>41367916
I keep a text file for every woman that i talk to that i log every conversation and interaction with them into. It's very useful for finding mistakes that i make and analyzing trends and patterns. Such as the one that i am never getting fucking laid.

>>41368472
thats standard slut operating behavior

OP here, another before I go lift.

>Go to friends place, its me two buddies and a girl.
>He has an N64, so we start playing, talking shit with the girl the whole time.
>At some point at the bar she starts making out with me. She was a fucking biter to so that shit was painful.
>She was all over me all night.
>Cab ride back, me and her in the back seat, she is grinding on me.
>I say "Damn girl you need to calm the fuck down".
>STILL MAKES ME CRINGE TO THIS DAY.
>Get to friends house.
>Friend goes to bed early so we can have some "alone time"
>She is on my crotch again grinding and shit, kissing.
>Drunk mind determines I didn't want to wake my friend up, so I go into the bathroom for 20 minutes saying I'm sick.
>Come back out she's asleep.
>Fall asleep on the comforter.
>Next day I wake up late, she's gone friend is there watching TV.
>"Anon, you got fucking problems"

I still never let this one down.

>>41366805
I thought it was bait but Anon you're a legend

>>41368517
seems promising, im intrigued so far

>>41368517
go for it, hearing autistic /fit/ stories about fucking up a sure thing makes me feel less alone

>>41366904
lmfao I wondered if anyone saw this too

>>41368517 cont.

>Next day
>See pic posted above on fagbook
>when trying to be social conquering autism with alcohol always seems to work
>this is my chance to see a vagina
>text girl for a few mins
>literally covering the microphone hole in my phone so spaghetti can't go through
>can i come over? we can do some cuddling
>this seemed like the logical step towards getting access to the gash
>uh i have to study for mid terms
>o-oh- ok
>maybe hmu next weekend anon if youre going out
>hopeisnotlost.txt
>hey anon! want to come over Friday im having a party with some friends
>usual method of into parties by tagging along with dormmates like a dog behind its owner
>Yeah sure! I'll be there sounds great
>spaghetticooking.bat
>go to party with ugly stoner friend
>higher than r kelly when he asks for golden showers
>H-hey how have you been!
>wow i didn't think you would wear an ugly sweater that was just a joke anon!
>oh... haha I thought since it was that time of year I would just wear it anyway
>only one at the party wearing stupid sweater
>pic very related
>oh haha youre so confident anon! wow that sweater is soft can you make the polar bears fuck?
>flex pecs to make polar bears look like they are humping
>introduces me to a few friends
>one we will call jess
>jess "wow haha that sweaters hilarious!" youre that guy that bought kat (girl 1) pizza at that pizza place! such a nice guy! You must not care what anyone thinks
>Im just gonna go play beer pong! Ill catch up with you in a bit!
>sit and play beer pong for 2 hours
>praying to kek that alcohol can cure my autism before spaghetti is unleashed

I have this pre-typed from when I posted it another time. I can find the picture if anyone is interested, its probably still on normiebook

>>41368565
post body pls I wanna see what you're working with no homo

>>41368550
i do something similar, but i make it like a dossier. basically a folder dedicated to all interactions/correspondence/relevant evidence like pictures together, a bio file with relevant info like bday, clubs and interests, fav movies and books, etc. but if i dont talk to a girl for a long time i basically stop updating the files and move on

>>41366805

>shouldn't've of

Any of you guys have an experience like going to a bar and getting grabbed by the collar and getting made out with?

I don't know if I'm attractive or that's normal. It was an average looking girl for reference.

/fit/ really is the best board

>>41368585
uhoh, i sense danger ahead

I can tell you guys a second hand story about a Chad from my high school who I thought was gay until just now
>he's basically the most muscular/sporty guy in the year
>he starts dating this girl, typical Stacy
>exactly what you'd imagine
>me, friends with both, sorta
>me and Stacy have politics class together
>before summer exams, our teacher puts on a study session
>only me, her and two of her friends show up
>whatever, i sit in front of them because I'm obviously so cool
>teacher leaves for whatever reason
>girls talking behind me
>forget I'm there
>Stacy reveals that she doesn't get Chad because he won't fuck her whenever they hang out
>I turn around and look at her surprised
>they swear me to secrecy
>only tell a few people, after graduation

I now realise he was probably just autistic. His personality was... contained I think is a good word. He was really funny but he wasn't... I dunno, I wouldn't have thought him autistic
But then who can say?

>>41368630
good way to get mouth herpes, whores are everywhere anon, its not normal so chances are you are attractive or she is a fucking whore with alcohol in her, or both

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>>41368608
that's impressive, i should step my game up a bit

Hey man just letting you know you should probably kill yourself

>>41366805

>inb4 OP gets nervous and can't get it up

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>>41366805

Jesus christ I was a virgin until age 26 and even I was never this autistic.

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>>41368662
>>41368608
>not having a csi-esque board filled with pictures of people from every social interaction and different colors of string making possible connections between people

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>girl 2 (Jess) comes up to stoner friend and I with another girl
>Hey anon want to see a cool trick!
>yeah sure haha
>2 8/10 qts start making out in front of me and stoner friend
>stoner friend too high to be of any help
>no clue how to process this
>"t-thanks you too do it again"
>keep in mind girl 2 is original girl's best friend
>eventually girl 2 and rando girl say they want to go outside to smoke
>outside smoking cigarettes spaghetti relatively tame
>get idea to go grab more alcohol from stoner friend's car
>get back to the house with more alcohol (late as fuck at this point also nearing black out)
>girl 1 outside screaming with girl 2
>everyone leaving the apartment
>get the idea I should follow the other people and leave (maybe 10 people MAX throughout the whole thing)
>start following girl 2 (lesbo kissing girl)
>"w-w-what happened back there why was kat so mad?"
>laugh/ignore me and keep walking away
>see stoner friend
>just sitting laughing his ass off
>ask him whats so funny and wtf he thinks happened when we left
>you really that stupid anon?
>explains the situation
>original girl wanted the dick
>gave all attention to her hotter friend
>made excuse to leave the party
>"b-but i didnt leave we were just getting alcohol"
>reminds me its 3 am and that I left a party with alcohol to "get more alcohol"
>tfw friend knew the whole time
>tfw girl spread her legs and i still didnt know how to find the hole

>>41368823
pic is girl and I (im 18 at the time)
I probably have 3 or 4 more stories like this just with this one girl. I eventually lost my virginity when I was 19 (21 now)

>>41368803
i list the relationships in their bio file and thats what i use the pictures from facebook for reference in the folder. i mean come on, you dont want to look like a weirdo dude with all that shit hanging around your room

>>41368823
>>41368860
ah, yes, haha, if i had a nickel for every teenage girl that got in an argument over me while i was oblivious
(i'd have a fat nickel that i didn't want)

>>41367564
fucking kek

>>41365589
Dude you said you could squat her 30 times and you only did it 27 times.

She wanted you to squat her 3 more times then she would have fucked you you fucking idiot

>saturday night
>hey anon want to come home? im bored and with some friends
>its just her and other girl
>"we should buy something to drink"
>they buy 3 bottles of vodka for us
>wanna play a game anon?
>eh sure
>its one of those drinking/kissing games
>an hour has passed, no kissing yet
>i love vodka so im ok
>they are semi drunk
>"uh oh anon here says you have to go to the bathroom with stacey"
>eh okay
>we go to the bathroom
>its small
>she turns off the lights
>i sit in the toilett
>she kisses me
>ok_im_out.jpg
>"oh now it says you must go to bed with stacey #2!"
>eh okay
>she starts sucking my cock
>i think "wew this isnt as good as it looks"
>she starts riding me
>im thinking about making all of this a greentext
>the boys at 4chan are going to be really happy
>15 minutes passed by
>she is still trying to make me cum
>poor bitch i fap everyday since im 8
>i get bored
>okay stacey i have to go
>"noo anon please i need you"
>"welp sorry its late already"
>saturday night its only 3 am
>"im not letting you go"
>pick her up with my bench skills
>i think she gets horny with that
>now im standing up
>she is sitting on the floor
>starts jacking me off
>i turn on the lights
>get my shirt on
>"you are the worst anon i hate you"
>"haha shut up bitch"
>i slap her ass with me penis
I haven seen her since, im i going to make it?

>>41369334
i dont understand fully what happend here anon, so you were banging one while the other was waiting outside after playing the game? and then they expected you to keep playing?

>>41369446
I havent thought about this, i dont know what they were expecting to do after i fucked that girl, maybe fuck the other one?

Good story here brahs
>girl from psych class that sits right next to me talks to me sometimes
>asks me to come to her drinking night
>me and another 3 girls
>just drinking and talking
>one of the girls says
>'wanna fuck anon?'
>I say, wow nah I have to sleep cya
>girl is pissed
>tfw don't know why I don't have a gf
>didn't understand the social cues


am i gonna meak it

>>41365589
I love these stories. It makes me feel so much better about my own autistic fuck-ups.

>17 years old
>well built from skateboarding 24/7 with a good frame
>girl invites me over to her place to pirate some movies
>one of her friends is already there
>we're watching some movie about a guy that fucks girl and they get married the next day
>has tons of scenes of fucking in it
>there were only 2 chairs, so her friend is sitting in my lap
>start to get a semi from the porn scenes
>I'm only wearing basketball shorts
>her friend feels it and starts grinding on me
>"wow anon, you're pretty big down there"
>I'm nervous as fuck because I have a crush on the girl I'm there with, not the friend
>even though the friend is 8/10
>tell her to get off, she's making me uncomfortable
>movie finishes
>they decide they want to do some dressing up
>they both start stripping in front of me
>when they're down to their panties I say "uhh, I don't really want to play dress up, see you later"
>drive off and she never speaks to me again
>couple of days later the friend sees me at school, slaps me on the ass, and says "boy you really fucked up"

I'm 25 now, and still a virgin. Well deserved.

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>>41369914

No anon, you see all the shit that has happened in these other stories I can get to a degree, they are all royal fuck ups, but I get it.

Your's, your's is a whole other level, like this is the tippy of the top of the autismo sex pyramid.

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>>41366805
I just want to be experience this once

>>41369914

Holy shit this takes the cake

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>>41369914

Jesus christ anon, this is the setup for a threesome, seriously. At the BARE minimum sex with one of them.

This event decided the course of your whole life.

>>41369914

I'm actually angry reading this

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>>41369941

>this is the tippy of the top of the autismo sex pyramid.

>>41369520
im starting to wonder if they wanted a 3 some

>>41369941
It's what happens with your virgin, he was thinking with his heart before his dick.

That is always a recipe for disaster, but a mistake every guy makes once.

Head > Dick > Heart

>>41369941
>>41369963
>>41369992
>>41370029
I'm super fucking autistic, and in school we were learning about the dangers of STDs. I actually believed that non-virgin meant STD ridden rot hole.

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>>41365589
The most painful part of this story is that I can relate.

>she gets down to her panties

that is 100% always without a doubt meaning she is dtf

if they keep their pants on it's one larger step harder to making it to sex time because you're going to have to cross that moment of truth of trying to get them off

>>41370080
Yeah, this is the truth. I thought I could impress her by resisting her friend's temptation, but thinking back on it shortly after, I realized that she probably invited the friend over because her friend was very into casual sex and she was too shy to initiate.

It's okay, I'm only 5 years away from becoming a Wizard now.

>>41368565
at least draw or trace over a photo so we can get an outline of super chad

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>fall in love with a girl sophomore year in HS
>start texting her
>she becomes oneitis
>get friendzoned
>this goes on for almost 2 years
>graduate from HS
>spark conversation back up with her out of curiosity
>she agrees to come over with her friend to my friend's house and stay the night, camping out in the backyard
>we have a fun night
>go back to tents
>it's just my tent alone with her, the girl that had cucked my HS experience up
>start making out and feeling her up
>leave it at that and pass out because I have no idea what to do
>everyone leaves the next morning
>I blame it on "not having a condom" to my friends

Being a virgin is real trouble, there is so much about sex you just don't understand. I've been with 10 girls since then, am 22, and if you'd put me back in time, back in that tent, it would have been straight to pound town.

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OP here, back from lift.

>Move into new place near a college friend.
>He is the type of guy that slays regularly.
>Invites me over, tells me two girls are coming over.
>Girls show up, 5 being average, one is a 7, one is a 8
>The 8 is a girl I had been crushing on a little in freshman year, it's been 3 years. She crushed on me to, but we never did anything.
>The 7 is touching me and stuff, laughing at stuff I'm saying, she's obviously interested.
>Things roll along we are getting drunk.
>At one point in the night I literally have both girls sitting on me.
>Friend texts me to pick one, he'll take the other.
>I pick the 8 because of knowing her and still wanting that.
>At one point both the girls step out for a minute.
>Me and friend are chatting and someone calls him, some other guy seeing what he's up to.
>Friend says he's busy, HOWEVER, DRUNK ME JUST WANTS MORE PEOPLE TO HANG OUT AND I FUCKING TELL THE GUY TO COME OVER NOT EVEN KNOWING HIM.
>Guy is coming over, friends eyes roll so far back into his head he looks like a demon.
>"What the fuck man, you can't do the math? Whatever, he'll sleep on the couch or some shit"
>Guy shows up night rolls along
>I am fucking blasted drunk, Friend and the 7 goes into his room.
>It's me, the 8, and the guy I invited over.
>I'm in my own world fucking staring out the window thinking about shit. The guy makes a move on the 8, they chat for a bit.
>8 comes over and sits on my lap and starts grinding, "How does this make you feel", "Want to head back to your place?", kissing.
>And you know what I was thinking? YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS FUCKING THINKING? I FELT BAD FOR THE GUY, GOT UP AND LEFT.
>Next day my friend tells me she wasn't even interested in the guy that came over, just wanted me, she got her friend and left with her after I did.
>Friend only got a blowjob out of the whole thing, was mad at me, but now we just laugh about how fucking stupid it was.

This is probably top 5 worst for me, physically cringe everytime I think of it.

>>41370223

You are a Chad god, with the mind of r9k

>>41370171
I mean I threw away my first chance for a threesome too but at least you got a story out of it.

I still haven't got another one ;_;

>>41370223

THIS IS TOP 5???? THERE ARE WORSE STORIES. JESUS

>>41370223

Fuckkkkkkkkk

>>41370223
I swear to god you need to write a novel

>>41370223
>>At one point in the night I literally have both girls sitting on me.
>not taking them both
This was the real mistake

>>41370300

What do you mean?

>>41370316
I think he meant you could publish these as a collection ala Tucker Max or something
I'd buy it

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>>41370223

>>41366021
or you could wait until marriage instead of man-whoring, but its your life

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>>41368163
>>41368227
>>41368303
>>41368356
>>41368517
I wish to follow you around and use your exploits for
1. to write an authentic harem anime mc
2. lolz
3. I found a way to turn the force / energy from cringe into electricity, even with a 1/100 return i can still power the world.

Also honest question OP, you a virgin?

>>41370358

No, but I should of had sex way more times than I have.

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>>41370223
>>41370223

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>>41370223

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>Spend nearly 2 years in recovery after a concussion at 20 years old
>Friends take me to party to celebrate with some other people they've met while I've been sitting in the dark
>Literally as soon as we arrive, 7/10 thicc but not fat qt comes over and her introduces herself
>She's making it so obvious that I've got one of those "Holy shit, you're the man, anon!" inner dialogues going
>Talk to her on and off throughout the night, she's usually sitting right next to me, leaning on me with what feels like full bodyweight
>So close I can feel her breathing on my neck
>I'm thinking to myself "You have plenty of time, don't rush it, stupid"
>Night winding down
>We're outside, everyone else is inside
>Asks me why we've never met before
>Mention without detail that I've been recovering from an injury for a while
>She asks if it was serious
>Autism kicking in
>Try to divert attention by joking about my physical decline
>Suddenly overcome with bad feels about my shitty physique and shame for not lifting in so long
>Before I know it, I've been complaining for 20 minutes about it
>Practically saying "I'm never gonna make it, brah" the whole fucking time
>She goes inside
>Still don't realize what I've done
>Go inside
>Everybody is sitting around talking about the film
>She's not even looking at me at this point
>Fall asleep on floor
>Wake up at 5am
>Steal somebodies coat and go home

That was nearly 3 years ago. I've kissed one girl in the entire time since. At this point I'm legitimately considering just giving up and moving to Thailand to do martial arts and live the ascetic life.

OP here, I have some more anyone interested?

>>41368585
where's the rest of this story?

>>41370435
Yes, keep going m8

>>41370414
ayy bro, the only way not to make it is to quit. with both lifting and grills.

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>>41367564
sounds like a perfect evening anon

>>41368163
>5 being average

hahaha fucking CONFIRMED AUTIST

>>41370435
I could read these forever

OP here, another.

> Me and friends rent a place at the beach.
> The 5 guys 3 girls, all single. Two of the girls there I autism'd (they initiated at one point, I fucked up), the third blew me and I autism'd sex, that's another story.
> About half way threw trip another girl shows up, friend of someone there, she is like an 8.
> Drinking hard the whole trip.
> One night we all go out, get super fucking wasted.
> The 8 asks me to walk her back saying she wasn't feeling well, talk about random stuff on way back.
> We get back, she suddenly feels better and wants to play Kings.
> Never have I ever comes up.
> She says "Never have I ever, had sex with someone at a beach house"
> "Me either", I pull the next card.
> She notices some weight lifting bands and asks me to play tug of war with her.
> She "loses" and falls into me, we're both on the floor. She starts making out with me.
> This goes on a bit, I don't feel well and go to the bathroom.
> Come back out she still wants to play games, we do, she starts making out with me again.
> Things start to get fuzzy, but we are heading back to the bedroom making out and that is the last thing I can remember.
> Next morning my friend says that they all got back, he went to the bedroom and saw her on the floor with me. She was wasted, I was passed out.
> I was on the floor, with my pants down, and she was just playing with my dick.
> She realized it wasn't going to happen, put my pants back up. Friend lifted me into bed.

Sometimes you just drink too much, but had I realized at the Never have I ever, I would of stop drinking and fucked. Man this shit pains me.

>>41370556

You are a legend

>>41370556
Sounds to me half of these you messed up just cause you drank too much. Not to say I can't relate

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>>41370556

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>>41370556
dammit OP, post some god damn pic. show those greek aesthetics

>>41370556

You have to be super attractive. Do you hit on these chicks or what the hell is happening

>>41370633

I have never "hit" on a woman. All of these situations were initialized by them and I just carried the conversation along.

Maybe a key is that I don't treat the conversations like I'm trying to have sex with them.

However, I like to tease people, and I guess if I'm good looking, that comes off as flirtatious.

I have been described as a "flirt"

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>>41370624

I guess my face being covered doesn't really hurt. Chicks say I have a good jawline, dunno.

>>41370672

Ubermensch

>>41370672

God damnit OP, super attractive, fucking autist in the brain. You are like a r9k king.

One day you will break free OP hopefully Wednesday

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>>41366805
include me in the repost

More op more

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>>41367494

>>41370556
Jesus you must be the biggest Chad, if someone like you can fuck it up idk how an ugly Manlet like me will get laid.

>>41367460
i laughed

>>41370759
Just a sec typing it up

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Response to a dick pic. She wants me to take her virginity. Should I? We've fooled around a bit before.
>qt black nerd
>Great sense of humor
>7/10 face
>9/10 fucking pornstar body

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>>41370895
She's fucking autistic btw
>Mfw she asked me "Do you....feel this, right now?" while we were hanging out, referring to some kind of romantic connection
>Mfw I wasn't and just like black chicks with white voices/culture

>>41366805
That's kind of weak reasoning when you were in your boxers and undershirt. Just understand that you're salvaging, not winning.

OP here, another

> Freshman year of the dorms. Doors auto lock.
> I go to the bathroom and come back, forgot my key, door is locked, I'm only in boxers and a skin tight undershirt.
> Have to go to security, cross campus to get a key because the admin. office at the dorm entrance was closed at night.
> I walk out into the quad, 7 girls there, never felt so embarrassed.
> "Ohoho, guess we know what we're doing tonight!", "Just for us anon?", ect.
> Go on the elavator, walk cross campus.
> I heard so much stuff. Had three girls, good looking too, ask me to come back up to their dorm. There are a lot of fucking people out tonight. They we're probably joking who knows.
> Get to the office, security gaurd hits on me, tells me getting my key "will take a little while". "Why do they need me when you're here", "My break is in 30 mins", Security guard proceded to keep hitting on me, I'm just smiling and awkwardly laughing.
> Had a girl sit next to me while I'm waiting, she was drunk. Solid 7
> "You know, my dorm is right upstairs?"
> "Well, I assume you live here, so that would make sense. I just want to go to sleep, don't want to miss breakfast"
> She looked at me perplexed and left.
> While I'm walking back, girl I knew from class says she'll walk back with me to "protect me", say I'll be fine, but she insists whatever. She is an 8.
> We get back, girls still in the quad. "Oh shit, someone got to him first!!!" ect.
> Me and the girl get back into my room.

cont.

>>41370895

>Should I?

Do you really need to ask stupid questions, anon?

>>41370926

OP is an autist I'm sure he's aware

>>41370932
com man i gots to go to uni

>>41370939
She's a virgin and I'm not romantically interested. It seems kind of fucked up. It's not so obvious

Op please give me your body

>>41370965
retard, read all these stories of regret. just fuck her, christ.

>>41366805
Well done OP. Dont fuck it up.

>>41370932

cont.

> "So this is your room huh?"
> She is going through my drawers, gets a T-shirt, and gym shorts, changes into them, I look away.
> She gets in my bed and says, "I'm too tired to walk back, guess I'm sleeping here tonight".
> She was in my favorite pair, black and red, pissed me off a bit, but I said whatever.
> I get in bed with her, and she spoons me. Now to clarify this is back in the days of SUPER AUTISMO beyond even now.
> I lay there, for about 5 minutes, she is rubbing on me and shit.
> All I can think about is how the bed is a single and there is not enough room in the bed for the both of us.
> I tell her "look, these beds are only made for one person, if I don't sleep well I'll miss breakfast. You gotta either sleep on the floor or leave, sorry"
> Her face is ingrained into my mind to this day, utter disgust, anger, and disappointment all warped into one.
> She threw my clothes on the ground and huffed out, I slept well.
> Next class she refused to talk to me, another girl in class informed me of the issue.

Remember I had hard acne in high school, so attention from women I had no experience with.

I just thought she was weird before being informed.

This is also in my top 5.

>>41370932
>>41371071
I've definitely read this before.

>>41371079

I've never typed this up before, told some friends. Doubt they would post it somewhere though, must be a similar story.

>>41370965

This whole thread is reasons why you should fuck her.

>>41371071
> She was in my favorite pair, black and red, pissed me off a bit, but I said whatever.
maximum kek, what did you major in btw?

>>41366853
Sorry, I'm tired from working out earlier today

>>41370965
I think you're doing the right thing. Leading her on could screw her up emotionally for a long time. I think you should make it absolutely clear how you feel about her and only then, if she understands and still wants to, should you fuck her.

>>41370965
It is kind of fucked up moreso because she's has no experience. You can bang other girls who you want a future with or have made it clear all you want with them is sex. It is kind of cruel to string along and use a virgin and possibly really hurt her after you pump and dump. If you really want to bang her at least make your intentions clear.

>>41371140
>Leading her on could screw her up emotionally for a long time.
What are you talking about? He is not promising or indicating anything about relationships. He sent a dick pic for god's sake, and the girl responded with wanting it in her

Crabs in a bucket. Dont listen to this retard, fuck her or you'll regret it later. Its that easy. Dont Complain nobody told you, you fucking aspie

>>41371154
>sent dic pic
>thats how relationships start

lol you guys are something else

>>41371140
She's black who cares about her future lmao

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>>41371173
fucking lel

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>>41365589

You truly belong here!

>>41371045
I can get sex any time I want but I've never fucked a black girl.
>>41371111
Checked and Tru
>>41371140
I haven't lied about my intentions but last time we fooled around she was getting a little too emotionally involved. She might think she's ready but I'm not sure she is.
>>41371161
Probably will desu

OP just a HEIGHT-and-FRAME pic and timestamp to prove all your claims. Don't even need FACE.

/pol/ chad here, I have pretty hilarious story, but dont take it from me, here it is from the horse's mouth.

*to clarify the book is Crippled America and conversation did not go exactly as detailed

http://torontolife.com/city/life/tinder-tales-donald-trump-supporter/

>>41371289
>http://torontolife.com/city/life/tinder-tales-donald-trump-supporter/
anyone has link to the archives? Glorious thread. Was that you anon? Attaboy

>>41368472
You don't assume anything
That is plain disrespectful whore behaviour

>>41371305
Its me bro, its me

You should be able to google the archive, ive seen it before. Reading all the reddit threads about me was a fucking trip. My friends are very proud of me lmao, "face touching and intense eye contact" is an inside meme

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>>41371289
>I explained that it’s hard for me to remain attracted to someone whose views are so different from mine, and who believes in bigotry and xenophobia—which sucked, because the sex was amazing.
>Then he said, “Not accepting other people’s beliefs is the definition of bigotry.”

Absolutely fucking destroyed.

>>41371402
It's so crazy to me how narcissistic and vapid American feminists are something else. Its starting to become like this in Europe, and some American "journalist" I hooked up with in Europe mentioned our encounter in her travel report as well. Why do they feel the need to publish every fucking thing that happens to them?
Did you have any repercussions? Didnt someone dox you? Hope you're ok, good shit.

The girl Im seeing now is a vegan and a feminist, but enjoys getting choked and throat-fucked. I have no idea how they reconcile this with themselves. But she is red-pilled on looks and im getting her started with the juice. Watched the Greatest Story Never Told with my ex gf. Godspeed anon

>>41371478
>The girl Im seeing now is a vegan and a feminist, but enjoys getting choked and throat-fucked. I have no idea how they reconcile this with themselves

She's vegan because she doesn't like people and, I'm guessing, considers herself a "misanthrope". Yet all she wants is to be degraded. Its not hard to figure out.

>>41371489
Bubbly personality, heart shaped face, gold-spun curly hear, big blue eyes. A real cutie, and very open and positive. Into green shit, sustainability, diversity, LGBT garbage, all this progressive shit really.
+2000 fb friends or so, she really is not misanthropic in any way. But she is also just in her early 20s, she has a lot to learn.

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>>41371521
>That description
Does she have supple lips?
P-post a pic

>>41371478
She found me on fb and told me that she and her ex bf got doxxed and trolls called her and called her work. She had to quit her bartending job. I didnt have any repercussions personally.

Why the fuck are these women writing about their sexual escapades? For fucks sake who gives a shit fucking roasties think the world revolves around their vagina!

Wish I could have a red pilled gf I've been floating from shitty girl to shitty girl for like 4 fucking years! None of these cunts are worth the fucking time

>>41369914
You shouldn't feel better. Every guy fucks up sometimes but they were setting you up for a threesome.

I only got laid when I was 23 and I'm physically angry.

>uhh, I don't really want to play dress up, see you late

Kys you massive faggot

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>>41371521
What I'm saying is, she hates her own evolutionary desires. The feminism and veganism is a narcissistic defense mechanism. Its projection, it always is. There is no such thing as a vegan who doesn't think people are pieces of shit.

Keep in mind that progressive shit is based entirely on the notion of oppression. If gays and blacks aren't oppressed, there is no need to help them. Which means, by definition, she must believe that the majority are oppressive, and will hate them as a result.

Odds are even that she hasn't thought about it to that extent and is bowing to peer pressure.

Speaking of pressure, if the two of you were to split up, she would fly into the abyss and never return. She would combine her hatred of you with a hatred of fitness, and it would become a symbol of all that is ill. Combine that with the progressive bullshit and she'd end up doing a Tedx talk in a few years about how her post-breakup depression taught her that being fat and hairy is beautiful.

Her life is literally in your hands.

>>41371575
The best way to start redpilling girls is through Looks theory. Its the most interesting discussion topic anyways, once you get her to start noticing patterns she cant unsee them either.
The first time I met her I we sat outside a cafe in the grass, lots of people around. I described why certain people were good looking, how groups of friends are often equal in looks. Hot girls dont hang out with ugly fat chicks etc. Its easy to relate that to biological determinism, and then you can get to the real red pills. Feminism, institution of marriage, rise from tribal societies to civilizations, patterns of sexual dynamics in different cultures. You need to start it if things they obviously notice, but never thought about. Looks theory is perfect since its right in the open.
After that date she had a meeting with two girls. She told me one girl there had a long face and she disliked it. And then she had a revelation. If she didnt find her attractive, it was likely others did not either. First stage of red-pill right there. Move on to politics from more vapid, appearance based things. Girls LOVE to yap about this stuff, and if you give them some scientific evidence to back it up, they wont shut up about it

>>41371567
Only have her fb pictures and the detectives here are too good. 5'7, bubble butt, smallish perky tits. She doesnt wear make up but is really pretty still. She does drink a lot though

>>41371628
We're not dating, I broke up with my gf recently and dont want another relationship. But she is very cuddly after sex. She likes it very rough, but afterwards Im caressing her. Its not really clever because thats when they start bonding with you. Was the same with other girls, and I dont want to commit to anyone right now

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>17 years old
>Have girlfriend
>Her best friend is with us
>Had crush on her best friend before getting with gf
>Her best friend is talking about getting nipple piercing
>"Anon can I show you my boobs later and you can tell me would it look good"
>Look at gf confused
>Gets repeated later
>Her best friend ends up going home
>Have sex with gf later obvious to what happen earlier
>Realise days later my gf and her best friend were trying to awkwardly initiate a threesome

I wasted my Chad years...

>>41368247
even i can squat 120lbs more than 27 times and i lift for 6 months ffs

>>41371860
Its not a barbell though, its a girl. They arent perfectly balanced and calibrated so you'll have to put in more work to keep you and her stable. With 27 reps, thats not little effort.
Also, at that weight its not about strength but endurance. How many pull ups can you do? doing 20 bw pulls is not the same as doing weighted pull ups with 100lbs

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>>41366805
Good job, buddy.

>>41365589
>squat her 27 times

i fucking laughed at this autism. at some point it became incredibly awkward and she probably thought "k, stop"

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>>41365589
>tfw at least I'm not this autismo

>>41366805
>>41366021
holy shit /fit/ gives good advice

>>41368303
>figure the dance floor is crowded and move out of the way
>she backs up into me again
>still figure it's crowded move again
>happens two more times
All to familiar..

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>>41366805

>>41368550
>>41368608
this autism. i refuse to believe it. i have mild aspergers myself but my god this is next level.

>>41371952
I do it as well and I'm not even on the spectrum. Only mines on paper in a drawer. If I were to die today, I'm sure nobody would be at the funeral once they find my CIA-esque dossier full of psycho analysis and mapped behavioral patterns.

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>went to rural college
>town filled with farmers and simple honest people
>cute girl in my class
>4'11" THICC
>crush on her all semester
>convince her to pick me up in the morning
>constantly around her all day
>some weird kid keeps creeping on her
>tell him to fuck off
>she starts mirin her
>starts giving me hints
>invite her over to my apartment to watch anime
>start drinking with her
>start watching GL
>grope her during the episode of Gurren Lagaan where Kamina dies
>she gets pretty quite so I continue
>listen to /pol/ and /fit/ and try to be an alpha
>push her down on the couch and tell her I'm going to fuck her
>take her panties off and start fucking her
>she cries and tell me to stop
>figure that's what all women say
>keeps crying until she eventually stops
>cum inside her and kiss
>turn off the anime and grope her all night long
>rub my boner into her ass
>she leaves my apartment without talking to me
>she dropped out a week later due to 'Emotional Issues"
That's the story of how I think I raped a 18 year old girl. I think I might be retarded

>>41371997
Not trying to make you paranoid, but I hope there's no chance someone ever goes near that drawer. Im serious, this kind of shit makes you seem totally unstable. People will stop contact with you, distance themselves etc. Be really careful

>>41366805
Legit the one time ive seen someone take advice from this website and have it turn out good with a chick. God dam

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>>41372018

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>>41372020
Don't worry, I managed to almost entirely destroy my own social life without anybody even knowing I studied psychology for a decade. Fitting end.

>>41371997
honest question, why though?

what's the point? cant you just remember it, or atleast not care?

>>41370659
You sound like a more attractive version of me.

>2lbs to go, then time to get some of that good mass
>feelsgoodman.jpgpeg

This entire thread is a fucking goldmine, I love you /fit/.

>>41365589

hahaha holy fuck, i feel bad for you but god damn you fumbled that ball.

>>41365589
Don't worry brah, we all have those moments. Sex and dating is just like lifting, if you practice you will get better.

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FUCK YOU, YOU AUTIST YOU MADE ME FUCKING MAD. YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, WELL DONE.

>>41370672
Post pic of body, we have to see it. Be a bro

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>>41372055
Originally because I was studying psychology and thought it'd be a good test. It got addictive when I started seeing my predictions play out. It was like being an armchair MMA expert. Being able to predict every move while never actually being capable of executing or stopping any of them.

Doesn't do me much good now, I'm not in the field anymore.

I just can't get rid of it. Nostalgia. Its like an old photo album.

>>41366805
Well shit. Seems like there's hope for us all if we just get /fit/ enough.

>>41372255
this sounds rather neat and somewhat scientific way of looking at the world.

m8 you should have continued with psychology, I kinda did the same thing when I was into behavioral psychology except not written but I usually analyze people's behaviors from a motive/instinct/emotion perspective. others have told me my analysis of others is pretty spot on and somewhat terrifying.

>>41366805
We're all gonna make it brahs

>>41366805
NANI? MASAKA, CHADU KISAMA!!!! REEEEEEE

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>>41369914
Holy shit I can't breathe.
I hope you get well soon anon.

>>41370223
Please come back in the future. I really want to see you succeed at least once. I'm taking these losses personally.