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>>41364039
it was no fap may

>>41364039
Is that a man?

Damn, i was about to say that i would suck those titties

Fucking trannies should be gassed

>>41364066
BB trannies are the hottest new thing bra
what a time to be alive

how he get them titties, this is an uncomfortable feel

>>41364179
excuse me?

>>41364179
>that dribble at the end

Does she do porn?

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I should be disgusted but my dick is saying otherwise

>>41364179
>>41364226
Ment

>>41364039
>>41364226
Ment

>>41364256
>>41364241
>>41364226
Ment>>41364052

>>41364039
>>41364052
>>41364066
>>41364086
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>>41364179
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>>41364204
>>41364226
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>>41364276
Ment

>>41364052
Lol

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What does "ment" mean?

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>>41364452
LURK MOAR

>>41364039
Damn Leslie Jones really let herself go

>>41364476
i've been on fit since like 2014 lol but I've never seen it before. is it new?

>>41364577
that "girl" is unironically hotter than leslie jones, not even kidding

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Dieting kills.

>>41364667
>Because no one has ever shown that being fat is less healthy than being stressed out and on a diet

Why do they provide the same invalid argument every time?

Also, Their fat desperately wants to be liberated from their misformed bodies. Who stands up for those poor fat cells?

>>41364179
this was oddly arousing

>>41364702
>alright miss, it appears your have a bmi over 30, which is more than likely linked to your joint pain and shortness of breath, the reasons for your visit
>d-do you wan-...s-should I take off my glasses?
>I'm just reading over my notes from your exam but if you'd like to take them off to have a look, by all
>n-no I mean it's for the uh... farm- uh... farnerology exam
>excuse me? Which exam?
>the head one... you know.. l-like when you measure my head and stuff..
>are you having an issue with your head you'd like me to take a look at?
>N-no you don't understand... It's not important... like the bmi stuff
>I'm having trouble following you here, are you having an issue with your head linked to your weight?
>n-no just nevermind

>>41364923

kek

>>41364923
Nice

>>41364923
>>n-no I mean it's for the uh... farm- uh... farnerology exam

Laughed harder than I should have.

>>41364179
"eat butter"

>>41364595
>jason statham
>new

.raom krul

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>>41364923

>>41364702
I agree, BMI can be pretty useless, I think bf% should be the standard

>>41364179
GD! Women are so into the "fat is beautiful" meme, they are now throating whole sticks of butter

>>41364667

> Because 98% of diets fail

[citation needed]

seriously though, how often do people fail to lose weight because of some meme diet, as opposed to lack of willpower, I wan to know?

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>>41365692
There ain't a citation, 100% things on the internet are made up bro.

>>41365253
No, BMI should be the standard because it's gives a good indication of body fat 95% of the time. You have to understand just how little of the population is significantly trained.

>inb4 uhhhh well i'm acktually 300lbs at 11% bodyfat and according to BMI i'm extremely obese

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>>41364039
to some extent i admire these
i wish i could occasionally feel cute no matter what, instead of dodging mirrors and reflections

>>41364329
What the fuck man

>>41366147
If you follow these blogs you see that in 3 posts they start to lapse back into self loathing

>>41364179
is this how amy schumer got her start?

>>41366102
bf% is still more accurate towards a person's health

>>41364179
Isnt that about 1000 calories?

>>41364039

Any of you lads seen the "600lb virgin"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTlvDMBDIxQ

>>41364667
tapeworms, ribs removed, anal leakage, pills...

They will really try anything except eating less to lose weight.

>>41366804
.probably a lot more than that

>>41365253
BMI outliers are elite athletes who don't need BMI to know if they are in shape.

For all the rest, the BMI is a good estimation that does not require any special tools or scans to give you a healthy body weight zone.

>>41367265
>fat chick on okcupid
>I'VE HAD MULTIPLE WEIGHT LOSS SURGERIES BUT NOTHING WORKS
>IF YOU DON'T LIKE BIG GIRLS FUCK OFF
>I'M FAT AND PROUD!

I'm really starting to lose hope for online dating. I wish I didn't live so close to New Orleans, those people are fucking insane.

>>41364066
>Fucking trannies should be gassed

Trannies should only be be filled with manufacturer approved fluid, not gasoline.

>>41366883
I'd be more impressed by a 600lb non-virgin.

>>41366612
but difficult to accurately record

>>41365692

It's because most diets fail to take into account satiation. If your diet fails to activate that signal of "Oh, I'm full and not hungry", then of course it's going to fucking fail.

It's less about willpower and more people being complete fucking morons.

>>41366883
Jason is mentally ill. How come they didn't confront him on it? Why didn't he say it himself?
They beat around the bush in every possible way.
Acceptance is the first step.
These huge gluttonous people need to figure out the actual reason why they're so "helplessly" fat to truly fix themselves.

>>41367469
>If your diet fails to activate that signal of "Oh, I'm full and not hungry", then of course it's going to fucking fail.
Any quick suggestion as to what type of food would do that?

>>41367480
feel free to say it on his facebook page. when his father finishes suing your ass you'll regret the day you played with the order anon

anyone can say shit on an anonymous forum

>>41367480
How dare you slander that poor boy's name. That'll be $1,000,000 defamation + $2,000,000 pain and suffering tip.

>>41367544
Leafy greens, the darker the better. And drink a shit ton of water during the day, too

>>41366804
800

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>>41367608
its open anon. I bet you 100 dollars you wont do it.

You're lucky they didn't kill you in prison with the amount of snitching you did to only get that little bit of time. Youre probably working with the boys right now getting your old posse arrested.

typical snitch. i hope the criminals you told on find you and you end up on documenting reality

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How's he doing, guys?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494194820734.webm

>>41367630
Cool, thanks

>>41366883
do you think he had sex while skinny

>>41367644
>How's he doing, guys?
5 scoops in 8 years

>>41367662
Probably. As a virgin fatty that has self-image issues and severe diagnosed depression that nets me a disability check each month, if I make it, I'm going to screw the first wet hole that lets me in. I doubt it'll make me any happier though.

>>41366883
Looks like he married his gf and just got divorced lol

facebook com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10154483387142411&id=207608272410

>>41367630
That's a lie, salad's intended purpose at the beginning of a meal as an appetite stimulant. It makes you hungrier, it doesn't make you feel full fool.

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>>41367644
tell me about boogie, how is that possible? he has to have noticed at that point this amount of food is not normal, right? that amount of sugar is a horrible choice, no? that at the very least he could eat the same amount of something that would kill him less.

>>41367733
I pmed boogie and asked him if he counted calories because it helped me. He posted this the next day https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/860021211312648192

;_;

>>41367387
Underrated

>>41367817
God. What a fucking cunt.

I've got a story or two from my work, about the token obese woman of the office. I work IT, as common as that apparently is here. Last story I told was about the guy who was interested in my missing arm, which turned out with him losing (and still working on) a lot of weight. This one doesn't end as happily. I'll write it up once I get the chance.

>>41367644
Eight

Fucking

Pounds

When I started working to shrink with my niggas in /fat/ I lost more than eight pounds just in water weight in 3 fucking weeks

He needs to just fuck off and die already

>>41367644
>8 lbs smaller than I was 6 years ago
>that's pretty crazy
>I'm pretty happy with that

No... no, there's no way that he actually believes the bullshit coming out of his mouth. Look at his fucking body language, how he looks down and away from the camera as he says it, he's lying and he knows it (not about the 8 lbs about being happy about it). He's so resistant to change, so accustomed to the status quo that the thought of being in any other situation terrifies him. So he lies and lies and lies and continues to make shitty videos about shitty topics that somehow generate an income and he does it knowing that he won't ever change.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41368786
I'm pretty scared of losing weight too. I've never seen how my face looks without being fat, and now that I'm getting close I've grown out a beard to hide it. What if I'm ugly? I'll have to live with that forever man, it's fucking spooky.

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>>41365998
>be girl and happen to be pooping as i read this
>AM i still a girl?

>>41369063
but you CAN weigh three hundo

>>41368378
and people try to say that forearm size isn't genetic.

>>41368378
she must deadlift so much

>>41368908
well anon even if you look shit thin I'd wager you look even worse fat. Most people won't turn out perfect, you can only maximize what potential you have. no reason not to lose the weight

>>41364452
enjoy the ment

>>41369097
Now you're a male (girl(female(feminine))) with a poop penis (feminine(male(masculine))).

>>41364039
Leslie Jones? Milo said something about you once, I think

>>41368358
waiting

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>>41369152
I am ok with this

>>41369063
Wow, groundbreaking observation here. Luckily, measuring beauty is even easier than weighing something. All I need are my eyes to know someone's a fat ugly pig

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>>41369108
people try to say this?

forearms are 100% genetics no question

>>41368378
>popeye the sailor man r63.jpg

>>41364667
>one in ten women is bulimic
Yeahhh no fucking way
She probably thinks all skinny women throw up

>>41367691
gl m8!

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Here's a fresh one for y'all.

>>41367817
Holy shit really? What a dick! Man why do people even like this cunt?

>>41369901
Chicken broth holy shit haha

>>41369901
Didn't happen.

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never trust women

>>41365182
>Implying he was questioning your rocky balboa pic

>>41369901
And then everyone applauded

>>41368378
Riley Reid has let herself go

>>41370027
>not looking at the arms
That is the biggest indicator if you don't want to be tricked

>>41369883

Me in the back 'mirin them calves.

>>41367644
Ive lost more than that by accident

>>41369901
I really want to start a fatbully gang that goes around doing harmless rude things to fatties.

>>41369883
I wonder if he turned gay because no girls want to fuck him?
I wonder if he doesn't even get fucked by a dude

>>41369883
That guy in the back looks like the "fuck her right in the pussy" guy.

>>41369283
>>41369097
kill yourself my man

>>41366804
Most of that will probably be undigested. The human body can only process so many lipids at one time, she most likely got massive diarrhea

>>41366804

looks like a full stick of butter, so about 800 Calories.

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>>41367644
WTF

>>41370612
hey how come no one discusses fatkino any more? Have they stopped making new episodes for a time?

>>41370027
If you're tricked by that that's on you

>>41370027
>>41370098
>not looking at the arms
This, always look at the arms.
It is only good indicator how fat girl is.

>>>41367644

>When I started working to shrink with my niggas in /fat/

Fucking kek, also WAAGTMI keep marching brother

>>41368765
>>41370917

Meant for you

>>41365692

The "diets fail" number is because most people do end up gaining back the weight they lost on the diet.

That is a legitimate fact, although I don't know how accurate "98%" is.

However I disagree with the logic that because you gain the weight back the diet didn't work

> Diet because you want to lose 15 pounds
> Lose 15 pounds
> Go off the diet
> Gain back 15 pounds
> "Diets don't work STOP FAT SHAMING ME"

It makes no fuckin' sense

>>41366883

Damn he actually looked really good thin, what a waste of that face

>>41367107
I'm a guide, and I've had to take a fat person backpacking a time or two. I ended up taking most of the gear from their pack because they were unable to carry it.

>>41370925
There is no diet. The very word implies that the diet will end

To unfat oneself is a lifetime crusade

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"Ahem"

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>>41364923
naisu

>>41370925
This, people don't understand simple concept of losing weight.
To lose weight and stay on new number, you need to change your diet for the rest of your life, not only for 2 weeks or 1 months.

>>41364179
nigguh

>>41368786
8lbs at that size is basically a before and after for a big shit
>>41368908
There are girls with ugly guy fetishes, I know from experience.

>>41371407

Adips excido necessum est.

>>41371557
>Adips excido necessum est

Heh, neat

>>41364667
Why did they use a silhouette of Eric cartman

>>41370021
Well we'll well looks like we gotta fucking detective in here

>>41370021
[citation needed]

>>41367544
Lots of water and chew some sugarless gum

>>41368908
I've never seen someone who's uglier thin than they are fat. Plus being a butterface is much more acceptable on a man than a woman. Just look at 90% of fitness pages on instagram. Those guys are hench but barely any of them have actual facial symmetry

>>41369901
You can tell this is made up because they said "born bigger"

Contributing before bed
>at petsmart with fluffy gsd pup to pick up feeder fish
>fat girl spots pupper and squeels
>"CAN I PET YOUR PUPPY"
>want to socialize him so of course I don't have a problem
>before I can tell her it is ok, she pulls my pupper into a hug
>working line GSD pup, wary of strangers (breed standard) just got fully engulfed by her fat arms
>he is not ok with this
>judo puppy kicks a roll of flab so he can squirm away and hides behind my leg
>"AW HES SHY"
>she tries to pet his nose
>he puppy barks at her
>"OMG HE IS SO CUTE I COULD JUST EAT HIM UP"
>spend too much time in these threads
>cannot control my mouth
>"please dont"
>fat girl looks very sad
>thanks me for letting me pet puppy
>slinks off
Normally I'd try to laugh it off but I really felt/feel like shit over it. On the plus side my puppy didn't get eaten.

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>>41371931
thanks for the luls, I can imagine your autism

>>41371931
>please don't

yeah I've said that before about my cat bro.
I'm still fat and I hate how fat people take over everything.

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>>41371931
post ur puppy

>>41370925
The usual figure "cited" by FAs is 95%, but statistically illiterate activists love unconsciously inflating their figures over time. It comes from a 1959 study whose results have long been superseded:

http://www.nytimes.com/1999/05/25/health/95-regain-lost-weight-or-do-they.html

It's about as well-substantiated as the claim that men think of sex every seven seconds: facebook-tier memeshit, basically.

>>41370027
where the fuck did it all go though?? can you really compress fat that much?

>>41371931
Post pic of puppy

>>41369901
>$37
I lose it every time.

>>41372063

Meh, even if it were true it doesn't really matter. If you lose weight on the diet and then quit the diet you can't claim the diet doesn't work.

It also proves wrong their claim that "they can't lose weight no matter what, they're just genetically this size"

If you just said that people who lose weight on a diet put it back on you can't then tell me people can't lose weight.

They're trying to have their cake and eat it too, which is what got them fat in the first place.

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>>41364179
Jake butler, you're autistic
Btw I finger bang marisol Cunningham on the regular, cuck

>>41364039
>cute

Translated from fat bitch to English, this means she showered and put on makeup.

>>41364702
Bitch only knows about phrenology because of Django, bet you anything.

Besides, any competent phrenologist would know you measure in places that don't interfere with eyewear.

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>>41369883
>When you instantly start mirin the calves before looking in disgust. What have you guys done to me

>>41372227

How do you be competent in something that's been dismissed as quackery?

>>41364179
>YOU WILL NEVER BULK THIS HARD

>>41365253
>>41366102
>>41366612
>>41367413
FFMI guys

>>41371410
>At first I didn`t want to read it,
>Then I did and was disgusted,
>Now I see it as a work of art,
>The Anon who created that is a literal literary genius,
>A Shakespeare of the Chans,
>A sick, sick Shakespeare

>>41372499
i still don't get it

>>41368378
She looks like deadpool after he cut off his hand.

>>41367107
WE CAN BE VEGAN
*eats oreos*

>>41371407
>the diet will eventually end though I'm not gonna keep eating 1500kcal forever.

>>41369867
>I don't want to hear about your fat positivity. I don't want to hear about you being fat and proud. Doesn't mean you can't talk about it, but I hope you will consider how you discuss a topic so ingrained with self-loathing, self-denial, laziness, irresponsibility and morbid obesity. The body size you are excited to flaunt around is the also the body of a person trapped in a horrifying amount of fat that makes them lead a miserable and pathetic life, and an eventual and expected, early death. You are singing to the chorus of a culture who says they love themselves and gorge themselves with trashy food while they're at it. You are part of a culture who promotes child obesity and people who walk around while they're shitting. Please remember that.

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>>41364923

This is probably exactly what happened since tumblr fatties lie about everything.

>>41373162

When I woke up from my dream I felt the beginnings of an anxiety attack brought on by thoughts of my terrible health but I drowned it with a big bowl of sugary breakfast cereal.

>>41367644

>8 lbs
>last time I had a bad fever I lost 6 lbs
>and I was normie weight, not planet-size

Jesus.

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>>41367817

What a fucking cunt. I really hope I'm around to see him choke on his own fat.

Ignore him anon, you're gonna make it.

>>41373173
Last year I lost 20 pounds by accident, I went from 160 to 140, I'm a scrawny 6 foot goblin but I still somehow have a decent enough physique, but I'm thinking of getting /fit/.

>>41371931
In your defense you saved your pup and and she was being unbelievably rude. Who fucking does that to a dog they don't know.

post puppy

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>>41372104

>>41364667
>Diet products
What does this even meme

>>41367733
sauce?

>>41373417
Food you need to cook yourself.
Not canned food or frozen too.

>>41367107
>can't be an astronaut
>can't be in military
>can't be roofer
>can't be paramedic
>can't be...
anons, I don't have all day, be so kind and fill some more please

>>41373192
You got the rest to that screencap?

>>41371959
loved this femanon, been there

>>41372227
>phrenologist
>competent
pick one, anon. Choose wisely.

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>>41364179

>>41373192
I'd legit watch this show

>>41372063
Remember that this "95%" fairy tale has been told by the onion...
http://www.theonion.com/article/new-study-finds-it-is-impossible-to-lose-weight-no-32770

>>41373735
Sometimes I wonder are people really getting stupider or is it just that stupid people are getting more vocal.

>>41373370

Is she wearing a giant fruit roll up as a dress?

>>41373762
The internet is an amazing thing, anon. So amazing are its possibilities it's terrifying...

>>41371931
Post pup pics or gtfo

>>41373735
swinsea, swinsea... Ah, Swine of the sea, awright!

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>>41364039
Keenan?

>>41365142
kek

>>41373762
>>41373782

Feedback loops are real. Aside from, well, every goddamn board on 4Chan, I've seen one website I used to like go from being a mixed but overall slightly left leaning place to going full SJW where the mods will selectively delete anything that smacks of wrongthink while leaving the "how dare you shitlord" pileons intact.

Once a group of people start re-enforcing each other's opinions it doesn't take long for those opinions to go off into lala land.

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got some new content here boys thanks to Florida.

>>41373162
>delet the photo
>most smartphone have an option to restore deleted photo

>>41366883
This is a proof of how powerful the mind is.

>>41374093

conquest's second law is a bitch.

>>41374285
It looks too much like what we want to hear to be real.

>>41373192
20 000 kcal? I don't get this part.

>>41374611
Probably a typo and meant 2,000 kcal

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>>41372030
not him, but this is now a /furrybois/ thread

>>41373555
athelete
ballerina
contortionist
fitness trainer
stuntman maybe
hiker
mountain climber
a GOOD policeman
bodygaurd
bouncer

though now that i think about it they might fair well in the show Naked and Afraid just by sitting still for 21 days

>>41374285
how does your stomech even fit that much?
how does your body not feel sick after several?

>>41374887
Don't underestimate the force of nature that is a fatty's ability to shovel food into its stomach in ways that defy all logic.

>>41374285
>>41374447
it's semi fake, he did actually get arrested for breaking into a BK, but he just ate a bunch of burgers n shit, not half his own fucking bodyweight in used cooking oil duh

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>>41374887
>>41374920
I doubt it was actually 25 gallons. I can't believe his system wouldn't shut down after that.

>>41373192
>Teriyaki chicken with brown rice and edamame
I know what I'm having for dinner tonight

>>41372401
you need to be like 10% for that to be truely accurate

>>41374972
>soybeans
enjoy you're breasts

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>>41366804

That's probably a wild diarrhea.

That much butter would shoot through me like there was a fire drill.

At least I get to keep my gains.

>>41374868
>bodyguard
I bet that fatty bodyguard could legit protect me from cal .50 sniper rifles for an hour. too bad I'd have to suffer the smell, swear, huffing and slow movement

>>41372151
>fingerbang

You must be 18 to post here.

>>41375076
not if they don't make it in time.

>>41371931
>Dogs don't like hugs
>Pets nose knowing the dog might bite
Fucking idiot

>>41366102
It really isn't. A lot of "healthy" people are actually overweight because high bf% reveals they're all fat and no muscle, despite being an ok weight. Like 90% of people are fat or skinnyfat

>>41367356
>online dating
Why are YOU so desperate?

>>41367644
CALORIE THIEVING

>>41367544
Fat people need to be truly starved so they remember what real hunger feels like. Like that show superfat vs. Superskinny where fatty eats like a skinny for a week, and by the end of it they're sickened by their old diet relatively

>>41374807
>tuxedo cat
Got one of those too. She is so damn chill it's amazing

>>41370027
You're a Goddamn retard if you're fooled by something like that. Thats like saying caked make up is "cheating"- only if you're blind . Shit is so obvious to see. Fucking superman tier disguise

>>41371407
A diet is what you or anypne eats in general. Diet isn't necessarily healthy. Haven't you heard someone say "what's your diet like" ? Someone who thinks "diet " is special food is someone who just doesn't pay attention to what they shovel in their pie hole.

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>>41373192
WHERE'S THE REST

>>41374952
Look the human body needs to emulsify oils and lipids to absorb them. It can literally only process so much oil at one time. It's why people used vegetable oil as a laxative

>>41373762
They claim IQ scores are relatively rising, but I think that just further shows their invalidity and inconsistency as an operationalization of intelligence

>>41375147
>four hamplanets orbiting me, their sun and master
lmao

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>>41364757
>Who stands up for those poor >fat cells?

>>41372944
under-rated

>>41364667
Had me up until "anti-fat evangelists"

>>41369152
>poop penis

Genuine lol.

>>41367817
Woah he's even uglier up close.

>>41367544
Protein, fat, fiber and water

>>41371891
Oof, it's horrible.

>>41369100
Kek

Fat cousin complains about the following

>Frequent migraines
>Back pain
>Knee pain
>Feet hurting
>Depression
>How she gets winded easily
>Unrealistic beauty standards

When my mother suggested that she should change her eating habits she loses it and says she's been eating well for the last three months despite gaining more weight

Not much of a story but I love her like a sister, and it's fucking awful to see her health degrade while the denial gets more fierce every time

>>41370138
I wanna join. I'd love to do things that every sane non-fat person would consider courteous but a self conscious fatty would deem fat-hate.

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>>41375658
OOF

>>41373762
It's both
Stupid people are now able to band together and sequester themselves from outside sanity, which in the past would keep their stupidity down to a reasonable level.

>>41373555
Fatties can't do anything well, because being fat neccesitates character flaws that preclude one from competence

>>41372267
>>41373621
Competence only means skill, it has no relevancy to the applicability or legitimacy of that skill.

>>41371959
ok i love this

>>41364702
I found that post, http://fatphobiabusters.tumblr.com/post/159297136583/doctors-turn-interesting-colors-when-you-ask-if#notes

>>41373735
How many tumblrinas got triggered because she used the word fat instead of "person of size"?

>>41375464

IQ is dropping a point per generation in the west, before counting immigration. The global average is only up because of the third world going from super hopeless to regular hopeless.

>>41369063
all these drawings basically just have a gut but don't also include their gross ham-arms, stretch marks, extra chins, and so on

>"you can't weigh beauty"
Maybe not, but you know when you weigh more than "beauty"

>>41375719
You need to get mad at her. It's the only way to shake her up.

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>>41373735

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>>41374807
just a baby can't even go trekking

>>41375982
I want to spoon that pupper.

>>41375995
>pupper
>>>/tumblr/

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>>41375995
it is soft

>>41375942
Listen, Sweetie,

Bigots like you are going the way of the dodo. Have fun being a sexist piece of shit. Society is moving on from your toxic masculinity. You're probabaly a virgin. Have fun though!

>>41376154
I always laugh when they get like this, because their fat acceptance shit is literally going to make fat people extinct.

1. They MUST have lower birth rates. They have to. The only people that sleep with ham planets are other ham planets.

2. They're going to die in their 40's

3. They usually don't make much money, so they don't leave anything to take care of their kids when they die

And they say we're the ones that are going to be weeded out of society. lol.

>>41376154
this passive agresivnes.
Lmao this is excatly how they act, all nice and stuff but secretly they'd want to skin you alive for not beign another fat piece of shit.

>>41373192
>I don't like the taste of water
This is what my hamplanet mother says, then complains about being dehydrated

>>41376226
My fat mother has been drinking coke daily for decades. She says that water gives her heartburn. Heartburn!

>>41376214
75% and counting of the US is overweight. Sorry sweetie, but fat will be the new fit. Besides it's healthier, and more cushion for the pushin. Real high test programs you to desire thick cutlets of meat. HAVE FUN WITH THE BONES.

So glad my girl, Minaj, is clapping back at all you stick insect thots.

But good luck, sweetie!

>>41375527
>that image
You sir have good taste

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>>41374807

Can't get a dog bc of condo rules. Got this little stud instead

>>41376346
Don't lump all overweight people in to the fat category.

>>41376427
I'm 100% a dog person but wouldn't trade my cat for the world. He does dog tricks and is super affectionate. Cats aren't all boring assholes.

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>>41364179

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>>41376665
this has to be fake

if it's not and someone is this stupid I'm heading to the helipad

>>41376427
Awe so cute

>>41376697
>this has to be fake
I believe it, there's people out there who eat spoons of mayo with nothing else. The idea that someone just eats butter isn't far from that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SP3CaqvY6s

>>41376697
>>41376764
You know there's a thing called an "urban legend", y'know. Stuff like people microwaving their head for better hair?
If you believe ridiculous stories that are frankly meant to be jokes, I have a bridge to sell you

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>>41376771
i cant believe this

>>41371904
Yup.
I believed every word of that story but because you pointed that part out it totally made it seem fake to me.

>>41376427
awwwwwwwww
wonderful

>>41376771
THICC UHH 2 THICC

>>41375246
No man with high bf% is healthy, retard.

>>41376956
>I have the reading comprehension of a 3rd grader!

>>41371931
>>"please dont"
kekd

>>41376771
jesus didn't die for this

>>41376771
>#nobodyshamecampaign
>all this thin-shaming

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>>41376771

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>>41374807
My doggos

>>41377240
whose the old man under the chair?

How do we implement a fat tax?

>>41367817
>>41369884
>>41368189
>>41373192
this isn't actually his real personality. "jessy" is just a character he does now and then that's a stereotypical redneck.
Boogie is actually pretty nice while also being a depressed sack of potatoes.

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Guardian of the gains
> inb4 pointing out something unhealthy in fridge
It's my parents' house.

>>41364923

Top fucking notch, anon

>>41367387
kek'd

criminally underrated post

>>41364595
>2014
please anon.

>>41367387
I don't get it?

>>41377588
the same fluid people come from

>>41377588

The transmission system system in your car is often shortened to 'tranny' and requires regular maintenance, which involves transmission fluid.

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>>41376427
I have a landlord that told me that the pets would scratch up the floor. Never mind the numerous times we scratch the floors anyways when we move furniture. But still got her anyways, came to us pregnant.

>>41365253
>>41367413
Navy body fat calculator is within 5% accuracy.

>>41373192
>10:20: dry whey powder... eaten dry
>10:21: dry heaves
ahahah

>>41377908
jesus, so adorable

>>41377395
How about I point out how dirty that bottom shelf is? Do some cleaning you disgusting slob.

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>>41376427
I got this angel from a friend. Sweetest cat I've ever had. Named white power of course.

>>41368378

>>that large black bump on her right arm
>>that discoloration

P-p-Parasites?

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>>41368378

>>41376791
just as likely to be real as fake

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>>41364179
>mfw I've porn of this

>>41378410
Probably just a bruise from the diabetes slowing down the healing process

>>41371410
What a waste of talent

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>>41373162
> reached out a pool noodle arm to snatch the phone.
> lost balance and fell over due to fucked centre of gravity
> killed the teenagers with her flab
> the whole population of china cheers

>>41367644
He has never made a single sliver of effort to lose weight and he never will

>>41376791
But I've firsthand seen people putting mayo on sticks of butter and eating it. Don't think your experience is all there is

>>41378971
There's probably someone, somewhere, who as a treat just buys a tub of fucking margerine and eats it like pudding because they think it's a healthy alternative to butter.

>>41378539
link

>>41372079
somehow funnier than the chicken broth

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>>41379139
>landwhaleeatingblockofcheese.jpeg
>fried butter is a thing
>the world just keeps getting fatter
>people honestly believe their body MAKES calories genetically even though we need to eat or die

id say we fed them to the starving but thatd be horrible to eat

>>41377395

Clean your shelves, dirty fuck.

>>41379360
We should just auschwitz them up, those dudes got hecka skinny.

>>41378352
nigga that's precious

>>41364476
I've been on 4chan off and on since 2009 and have never seen someone use "ment" before this thread.

>>41372595
kek

>>41368378

the sad thing is if she was normal weight she'd probably be pretty hot

>>41371410
Pop off, James

>>41380109
Eh, she's mddle aged, she lost that chance.
Although, fit as fuck milfs are delicious and I want them to sit on my face in their yoga pants.

>>41376016
>>>/new/

>>41367644
wtf he has almost the same shirt on in three of those pictures, guess he really cant find clothes that fit lol

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>>41367644
I can lose 3,6 kg in 5 days just by stopping flours intake and drink water.

>>41370090
Haha....thought the same bro!

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>>41369883
>how the rhino got in two feet....?

>>41370139
In my experience men are fussier because men fit our standards of beauty less. So yea, he turned gay so he can claim that's why he never gets any.
Even if someone goes "Yo, X is gay" he's only got to admit he's too ugly for one dude, not an entire planet of women

>>41367733
>>41367817
>>41367817
>>41368189
>>41369884
Boogie is like 80% character
Bear in mind this is a man who pretends to flip tables at TCG tournaments. He's geniunely a lardass, but he isn't a pro-fat retard about it. He knows he's going to die and he knows he's only got his own weakness to blame.

>>41377394
Hello boogerman, stopping by again?

>>41375397
Obviously there's that more clinical term

I was just talking about diet in the sense of specifically changing your eating habits/taking pills/eating tapeworm eggs etc almost always for the purpose of losing weight

http://www.strawpoll.me/12932730
help settle a debate

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>>41367107
>Or Athletes

What did she mean by this?

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>>41364039

So Andre the black nerd has transitioned?

>>41364667

>fatpagan

RRRREEEEEEEEEE TRADITIONAL CULTURES REVERED ATHLETICISM AND COURAGE NOT FATNESS AND COMPLACENCY