I just ate 1000 cal cake. AMA

Just 1000? Pleb.

>>41360847
For breakfast

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HER SWEAT AND BLOOD WENT INTO THIS CAKE AND YOU WILL NOT LEAVE UNTIL YOU'VE CONSUMED THE ENTIRE CONFECTION

>>41360884
>1k cal breakfast
that's half of mine

>>41360803
Why don't you kys fatty?

>>41360897
Okay buddy, i am sure you got twice big dick too.

>>41360898
Life is all we have. Also suicide is selfish

>>41360935
mine is 7x5 inches, how is yours?

>>41360945
6×5.5

>>41360897
>doesn't even count as one of my meals for the day

1000 calories of cake is like two slices. Who fucking cares retard.

>>41361120
If you don't have a question why bother replying?

>>41361141
To call you a fucktard.
Let me rephrase. Are you a fucking retard?

>>41360803
I had 1,400 calories for breakfast on accident.

Mocha latte (8 oz. milk, 2 shots espresso, 1 tbsp Hershey syrup)
8 slices french toast
4 tbsp real maple syrup

I could've ate more, but that was plenty. Had to skip lunch.

>>41360803
Why?

>>41360803
Do you like Dexter?

>>41361371
I wanted to, then i regret it.

>>41361437
Yes