*works out next to you*

>>41356537
D-do you workout here?

>avert my eyes but still try to check her out in mirror

>>41356537
"Hey are you working out?"

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*stare at ground with headphones in for the entire workout and avoid any confrontation*

>>41356537
I will continue lifting. The gym is my temble, I won't taint it by trying to impress some cunt who wears makeup to the gym. She practically wearing no clothes so what's the point of sex if I can see her naked already?

>>41356567
this, there a qt who im fairly sure she knows im crushing on her, i smile when she looks my way but i avert from her gaze. i wear my headphones and i keep doing my work out, i say hi to her when i see her. but im too scared to initiate anything beyond that i dont know if she's married or has a boyfriend, i dont want any trouble and i dont want to be banned from this gym for being a creep

>>41356573
wew lad

>>41356558
i remember this thread

*Farts loudly
"REEEEEEEEEEEEE Get OUT
Uno tak muh gainzz
REÈEÈEE"

>>41356558
Classic

>>41356567

;(

[Pours rest of drink out]

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>>41356537
fuck off get out of my gym and gb2 kitchen

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPTTTTT

>>41356537
I wouldn't call running for 30 minutes working out

>>41356675

How about sex for 30 seconds?

>>41356688
I'd call that all a man needs

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>>41356537
REEEEEEE, how did you get in my garage?

>if i make eye contact, smile
>otherwise don't bother
i'm at the gym to workout, not pick up girls.

>>41356537
>Wait for her to use a machine
>Walk up to her and say, "Hey, you working out?"

>>41356718
Faggot. The world is your dildo, anon. Ride that fucker wherever you go and milk the shit out of that prostate.

>>41356744
I managed to clear an hour or two of my schedule, god dammit i'm gonna use that time to lift heavy ass weight instead of talking to some vapid cunt

>>41356759
I don't get this mentality. If I were single (and many times I wish I were), I'd be a walking fucking boner. Dating apps, hookers, bars, gym bitches, I'd fail to fuck them all but at least I'd try.

>>41356817
Grass is always greener... speaking of which, if you hate your sexlife so much right now, why don't you end it?

>>41356537
>*works out next to you*
Quickly finish my sets and move to something else

>>41356832
Nah, sex life rocks but I get hit on a fair bit and it just seems that I'm letting other pussy go to waste.

Like you said though, grass is always greener.

10/10 face

3/10 body

I like a little squish and this tryhard chick has none. No apologies

>Im here for cardio too
>I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CALL US JOGGERS
>YOU TRAINING TO BQ?
>YOU LOOKING TO PR?
>HOW MANY MILES DO YOU DO A WEEK?
>DO YOU LIKE YOU NEW SHAUCOOONIIEEEES?
>OK I GOTTA RUN! I HAVE AN EARLY RUN TOMORROW

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>>41356558

>>41356537
High test alpha male reporting. If you find this stick of a woman desirable, you have been brainwashed. Test programs you to desire thick cutlets of meat. Sweetie, you better get over this shit. Any progeny with this stick insect will be malnourished betas. They will scrap and strive to scrap a meager existence only to have it taken from them by my alpha children. Your scions will consigned to a fruitless existence. And for what? For you to chase bones instead of real women. LOL. Go on though, my children will inherit the earth you little, shriveled, miserable, dicklet.

>>41357003
>High test
>alpha male
pick one

>>41356675
Actually being able to run for 30 minutes is a good milestone to reach. Its also a good base to build upon

>>41356744
what an analogy. bravo.

>can you please get out of the squat rack?

>>41356558
I don't get it
Someone explain

>>41357003
tumblr pls go

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>>41356537

She pops up so frequently here that you should be used to her by now ...

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>move away
>tfw do this

>>41356550
kek

>>41356556
The realest nigga in this thread

>>41356573
>getting this mad at an image

>>41357266
newfag

>ask if she could add some body weight to my hip thrusts

>>41356537
I legitimately want to destroy every white woman on earth.

>>41357309
Sweetie, you're in denial. Have fun though!

>>41356573
>What's the point of eating if I already see the cooked food?

>>41358153
>food analogy
Spotted the low-standard DYEL.

>>41356573

>eyes
>sex

ever had your dingdong IN another person?

"hi, nice genetics"

working out as a girl is annoying

i just want to do some benchpress by myself but every day i have at least 3-4 guys asking if i need a spotter

>>41356537
>proceed to PR cause hot grill is next to me.
No one else? I always figured it had to do with some kind of mental or hormonal boost.

>>41358491
Eh, it might not just be them hitting on you. Depends on the guy.

Today I thought about asking another solo dude if he needed a bench spotter just because I thought I might need one and he'd be more likely to help me out if I helped him out. I guess maybe that wouldn't apply to you unless the men in question are lifting babyweights.

>>41358491
I could often use a spotter but nobody asks me.

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>>41356537
i seen these real young bitches in my gym, one with huge tits, but I'm no creeper. but she did bench 135 legit 3x5 for a gril that's almost unheard of. I totes stared her second set and her form was perfect too.

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>>41358105
>sweetie
>[claims opinion is in valid]
>ends with fake-sweet "have fun though!"

It's like I'm ACTUALLY on Tumblr

>>41358524
>don't feel like doing last set of heavy squats
>hot girl starts working out next to me
>instant testosterone boost
>dish out last set like it was nothing
Thanks hot girl

I never could understand why guys on /fit/ complain about hot girls in the gym. They never distracted me. I just use them as a motivation to force myself to give all my effort to a set.

>>41356716
kek

>>41356537
>lookin fit buddy

autism

>>41358164
Lol he got you there though retard

>>41356537
>obtain the focus of a master swiss watchmaker
>and the coordination of his retarded half-brother

>>41356537
ay bby u want sum fuk?

>>41356573
>temble

>>41359738
pull your weiners all over me XD

>>41356573
>what's the point of sex if I can see her naked already?

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>>41356537

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41356537
>look down
>pretend shes not there
probably what would happen

>tfw kv
>pretty good at hiding my autism though
>in the car with some girl from my building who's giving me a ride
>we pass by a girl on the street
>hey I know that girl, she helped me out this one time
>she must want your dick, anon
>well of course, any time any female talks to me that means they want to smash, everyone knows that

>I want to fuck you SO HARD, anon

>we both laugh
>get home
>furiously masturbate as that voice clip plays in my head on repeat

I'm a fucking loser.

>>41358091
Swole left please go

>>41359916

jesus christ
i'd rather be a hermit than ever be so emasculated like that

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>>41359945
>emasculated

How so?

>>41359962

she made a joke out of the idea of sex with you, and you went along with it
if that's not emasculating i don't know what is

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*climbs the stairs in front of you*

>>41359976
>>41359962
>>41359945
>>41359916

autism

>>41359976
Eh, I don't really see it that way. She was just playing along with the absurb joke I had already made (if a girl talks to me, she therefore wants to fuck me).

Regardless, she's not someone I would fuck around with anyways, so I could care less if she wants to fug.

>>41360029

>eh i don't see it that way it was all in good fun

literally 1 post ago you said you furiously masturbated to it in your room and then you called yourself "a fucking loser"

>>41356537
Put on the mass noobie
>>41359982
DAYUUUUUM

>>41360034
....what does that have to do with anything?

>>41360060

Ok you aren't intelligent enough to discourse with me good bye

>>41356537
How the fuck do people smile with their teeth showing
I've never smiled like that and at this point I don't even know how to
It just comes out as a crooked fucking smile
My fucking mouth hurts when I try to smile like that
What the fuck is wrong with me

>>41356537
>dont make eye contact
>keep working out
>dont say anything, leave without a word

only normies talk in the gym.
if you arent full autistic in your workouts, then you're a fucking casual

>>41360153
They're NPCs. No actual consciousness under the hood, just stimulus response.

>>41356573
>She practically wearing no clothes so what's the point of sex if I can see her naked already?
I know this is basically a meme now, but you really need to stop watching porn.

>>41356556
she knows

>>41360187
unironically this

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>>41357984
I like this one actually... Would def hnnngg if it came from a hot guy... If I wasn't interested, I'd still have a good laugh and be impressed at the cleverness and boldness of it

>works next to me
>doesn't once look in my direction

T-t-thanks OP!

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>>41359802

>>41357038
God bless

>>41356639
>women should be weak as to be more easily raped by negros
fuck off antifa

>>41358602
>huge tits
>she did bench 135 legit 3x5
>her form was perfect too.
why didn't you talk to her you fucking moron

>>41356550
do you think that is funny because you're in a gym?

>>41359916
>>I want to fuck you SO HARD, anon
>>we both laugh
why did you not capitalize?

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>>41356537
welp looks like i'm going to be failing a bench today

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>>41360781
>be me, at the gym lifting weights
>get caught mirin a QT's OPH form with 65lbs on it
>smile
>go bench
>fail last set
>that qt employee using the gym for free has to run over with her coworker to spot me
>she was also the QT I got caught mirin
>speedforce through the rest of my workout
>vanish before anyone else sees me
>mfw

>>41356558
>SE- SECURITYY

>>41356537
>check her out
>nice bod, meh face
>go about my business

>>41356558
Freshest meme on /fit/

>>41360761
underrated

>>41359982
Simon diamond?

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*blocks your shot*

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>>41361324

Those dead gook eyes. Disgusting.

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>>41356550

>>41356573
>temble :DDD

>>41358872
Not from tumblr, just not afraid to love a REAL woman.

Start a conversation on how cute her workout gear is and where'd she get it, become workout buddies, fuck her because str8 girls love dykes

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>>41356550

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>>41361599

>>41356537
"Are you working out?". See, its funny because she obviously is.

>>41360761
kek

>>41356744
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough

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>>41356537
>makes repeated awkward eye contact with

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>>41361486
I THINK THEY'RE PRETTY

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>>41356537
NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

>>41360761
lelel

>>41360933
This is me.

>>41360304
Shut up faggot

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>>41356558
kek