Do you have a beard /fit/?

sometimes

What is this? 2015? Who grows beards anymore?

>>41352757
no

not because i don't want to, but because i can't grow anything worth salvaging. It's all the typical chinpubes and teenstache

>>41352757

Can't grow a beard. First proper use of >Muh genetics

>>41352757
No. I just don't shave atm.

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>>41352770
this

only ugly fat motherfuckers grow beards

if you are 11% and below bf your face is lean and much better without facial hair on it
have you ever seen a chad with a beard?

chad has no beard
ever
chad hates beard

>>41352757
Can't grow a full one as of now, so I stick with the bushy mustache + goatee combo.

>>41352773
>>41352784
>I_know_this feel.gif

>>41352773
This.
Luckily i have got a strong jaw and chin so i would shave myself anyways.

No, I have a really weak facial hair. If not for that, I would sure grow one.

>>41352798
like I wanna go chadmode

I wanna go bearmode

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>>41352798
>chad has no beard

Beard crew. Hate that hipsters taken over.

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>>41352798
Your highschool-college-aged Chad doesn't, but the true top-tier Chads, who stay Chads throughout their lives, grow respectable beards when they're older like pic related.

>>41352855

>below 6 foot
>chad

pick one.

>>41352855
That's when Chad becomes Dad

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>>41352798
It must be awful not being able to grow a beard, the one true sign of being a man.

Oh well, at least you can become a twink

>>41352757
No beard, only stubble.

>>41352798
>Hugh Jackman
>Keanu Reeves
>No Chads

>>41352895

am i the only one who thinks chris evans' features are too soft to really qualify as chadmode

>>41352757
If I could grow one as good as Kurt Russel, I would.

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>>41352798
lol

>>41353643
Chris is the manifestation of the conceptual entity that is Chad. When you check in the dictionary for the definition "Chad", it's just a picture of Chris Evans.

how do i get a beard? how long do i have till it's over? currently 22 and patchy as fuck.

>>41355078
You have until your mid 20's before its fully complete

I have great beard genetics. Grew a solid looking goatee while I was still in high school. But I let the power go to my head and I had a thick and long jihad beard through most of college. I've only recently trimmed it down to a good Joseph Joestar beard. I wish I had done so sooner

I have too much face so I have a goatee

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>>41352770
>What is this? 2015? Who grows beards anymore?

>>41353892
Is this you? You look like shit

>>41352798
Chad can't grow a beard.

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im hairy as an ape

>>41357506
Chad doesn't need to.
Too many nu-males correlate their masculinity with their ability to grow facial hair, which has inherently reduced the masculinity associated with having a beard.
Men with beards these days have a 50/50 chance of being a 'beard enthusiast', i.e. a beta nu-male who identifies with the 'beard are manly' subculture.

I can't grow too much hair on my cheeks yet, but I've got fur around my mouth and along my jaw (the darker hair and my paler skin makes my good jawline pop even more). I also keep the facial hair because I have long, Jesus-esque hair and it looks odd if I'm completely clean shaven

>>41352757
Uncomfy as fuck. Ages you. Hides many of your face features.

>>41355078
I'm 20 and I have no patches, beard is thick and halfway to my collar bone at its lowest and it's starting to come in just below my nose at its highest. I'm hairy everywhere though, think it's a genetic thing because my diet was shit for years and I didn't start to lift until after my beard was thick.

Probably gonna be awhile for you.

>>41358312
Opposite day? I love touching mine it's really soft and I can feel the hairs move and it's oddly nice, not uncomfortable at all, and it blocks the sun's rays on your face and traps in your skin's natural oils protecting your skin. Only really hides your chin unless you're full-on Hagrid

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>>41352757
I do look awesome with a beared, especially with a musketeer moustache + goatee combo. But I just love shaving so much.

>>41352757
No

>>41352757
Beards are low-class. They make you look like an ungroomed monkey, as does long hair in general.

>>41353892
You look like a woman. Actually, you just look like a faggot. I bet it's fun to have everyone instantly assume you are a stoner pussy with nothing going on in your life. Get a haircut and a job.

Keeping a clean shave and a clean cut shows discipline
All I see in a bearded man is contempt and sloth

>>41357547
for fucks sake man trim your eyebrows

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>>41353892
I look just like that, but less lean.

>tfw just want to be ottermode and maintain

>>41359279
I do what I want, as long as I can

>>41353892
'sup Jesus

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I wear a respirator at work and am trying to volunteer with the Coast Guard, so I try to shave daily.

Unfortunately, even wet shaving gives me razor burn now. Which makes no sense, because I don't have a particularly thick beard (one of the few faults of the Aryan master race). Shaving used to be very easy for me.

Here's a picture of my shaving autism. Rate my shave game please.

>>41360160
Drinkin' tea and listening to 'Show Yourself' by Mastodon. How about you?

>>41352757
Beards are for weak chinned betas

Yes because I'm fuck ugly with a weird shaped face. Way it goes.

>>41357547
trim your fucking nosehair, m8ie

>>41359279
The only way they make you look like shit is if you don't take care of it. I keep my shit trimmed up and looking smooth as fuck. I'm 35 so I've got the whole salt and pepper beard thing going so I pick up on the daddy issue broads pretty easily.

>>41360205
jesus dude, are you me? I have a lot of that same shit. Nivea post shave smells fucking great

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>>41352757
NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

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>>41362143

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>>41352798
yeah okay

Can grow a real decent beard, but won't because of work. I don't completely shave though, leave a buzz on.

I had one up until I started a profession that doesn't allow facial hair; Won't have one again until I retire.

>>41362130
I was regretting not getting the menthol stuff.

>>41362143
I missed this guy and his posts. srs, gave me a chuckle

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I can't grow a proper beard. I didn't shave for a year and it looked like someone had glued pubes to my chin and bushy side burns.

Why are beardfags so insecure?

>>41352757
Yeah let them think what they want.

Keep beard for alpha mans with his own personnalities and good feels

There is no reason to have a beard. They are played out and attributed to hipster culture. The best looks are clean shaven if you are white/can't grow stubble, or stubble if you are more tan. A clear and strong jaw is among the best facial traits, why would you want to hide it?

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bearded

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>>41352757
No, and I find it really fucking weird that I still can't grow shit at 22.

>>41352757
No, I'm coming after my father. Which means huge test values, prostate cancer in the future and basically no beard.

>>41364493


sargon plsgo

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>>41364554

Who the fuck is Sargon?

>>41362628
this guy is not attractive at all and looks like some dirty immigrant

t. femanon

>>41364500
I'm about to be 24 and there's this one spot on my face where literally nothing grows, and because of it i can't grow a full beard

Of course I do.

>>41364658

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Yup