>"Dammmn anon you got so buff!" Whats the correct

>Dammm girl you got so beautiful!

>>41347704

Look at the ground. Mumble something under your breath. Then smile and walk off.

Guaranteed to work

>>41347704
how do I get a qt black girl?

>>41347704

Yea and I have a steady job too let's fuck

>>41347763
Talk to them until one is willing to be your gf.

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>>41347763
I lift in hopes I will one day get a QT3.142 black girl.

I am slowly losing interest in white girls

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>>41347704
Sorry as a straight white male that wants to have a family im only attracted to white women, go date man of your own kind but thanks for mire.

>Get immediately erect

>Inadvertently shoot 12 thick ropes in my pants

>"Y-you too."

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The world is a bad place. Or is it a good place?

One thing I know for certain, gas the kikes.

Black girls are loyal to a fault if you find the right one. I'd highly recommend.

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>>41347785
>>41347816
glorious

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>>41347756

Black women are so goddamnd ugly.
>>41347822
Just as a dog is loyal. You are worth infinitely more than them. Of course they'll stay loyal.

A white neckbeard to them is equal to Tyrone.

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>>41347785
>>41347816
>>41347845
Notice the lack of fathers in these pictures.
Feminism has ruined white women, just accept that and move on.

>>41347704
so what ya'll be sayin is that *smacks lipps * we sum kind of sucide squad

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>>41347853
who took the pictures, m8?

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>>41347853
fathers are the one that took the pictures but nice try (((anon)))

y-you too

>>41347853
>lack of fathers
>white people
>blacks have a fatherlessness rate of 80%

kek

>>41347853
>yes goyim every woman is a bitch and she doesn't want to have kids or be with you!
>just leave white women for Jamal

>>41347853
Sorry Jamal or Chang but asians and blacks are the least desirable men in the world.

>>41347926
>>41347893
>>41347886
>>41347873
>>41347871

pls stop samefaggin to the same post

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>>41347956
Lmao, sorry (((anon))) people didn't fall for your bait.

>>41347956
I can only see one (You) in that stack and one (Jew) in this your post :^)

>>41347977
>>41347956
Also link to the vid if anyone's asking
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=862846267

>>41347763
Cute, feminine, blonde-haired, blue-eyed, buff 6'8" bishie here.
Should I get BLACKED by a black girl at least once in my life?

>>41347704
Where can i find black girls like this?

>>41347977
>9gag

>>41347886
Just cause you saw your dad more than Tynisha doesn't mean he was there

>>41348017
and?

>>41347986
>watching porn

>>41348030
Don't get angry Jamal, instead be what your father wasn't for you.

>>41347977
>9gag

wow

>>41347977
good bait

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>>41347704
"nah, I'm still a bit soft"
poke yourself
"how about you?"
poke and tickle her

works every time

>>41347704
"ok"

>>41347704
NO TOUCHING

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>>41347704
"you are looking for a beta provider right?"

would be my instant reaction respone

>>41347704
>"I WILL NOT REST UNTIL ALL OF MY ENEMIES LIE LIFELESS ON THE GROUND, ONLY THEN SHALL I FEAST ON YOUR SHITTY SLAVE TITTIES, NOW GO CLEAN THE TOILET WOMAN."

works every time

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>>41348149

>poke and tickle her

>works every time

Pick one

>>41347977

>Windows 7

HAH

>>41347704
You should check me out with no clothes on

>>41347994
It's called BLEACHED and sure I guess.

>>41348200
but why?

>>41348290

let me explain this to uglyanons

if you're hot, this is flirting
if you're an uggo, this is sexual harassment

>>41347994
why do you use a tripcode when no one cares about who you are?

>>41348660
Because he's an insecure faggot

>>41347986
Nobody fucking asked

>>41347994
ugh dude i hate tripfags so much. not only do you have some dumb name for yourself, but also you go to such great lengths to ~craft an identity~ that literally no one gives a shit about, there is no celebrity on this site. calm your dumb ego down and stop.

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>I hope that guy that always squats a lot notices me today...

>>41348736
body made of jelly
cute face tho

>>41348651
True. I'm a relatively handsome guy and I never received "WTF!?" signals from women for doing all kind of shit

>>41347704
Thanks /pol/ for another quality thread

>>41347704
>Thanks

>>41348853
>not wanting to fuck jelly

>>41347977
>Windows 7
>polish
>9gag
>porn
>How to Win Friends bookmarked
seek help

>>41347779
I know that feel

>>41349966
This was quite clearly bait

>>41347704
>Thank you!

Took me years to figure that out. No joke.

>>41348853
>>41349323
kek, this

soft skin/jelly is where it's at m8

>>41347785
>>41347816
>>41347845
t. 14 year olds who watch vlogging faggots ranting about identity politics and think le edgy humor is funny.

Fucking corny coddled suburban beta kids, man.

>>41350397
>that salty negro tears
Or do i feel a hint of judaism in there?

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>>41350397
U mad!

>>41350397
>suburban beta kids
How do i know you're a negro living in hood?

>>41350402
If you had an ounce of intelligence you'd realize that there are people who can actually argue about Jews rationally instead of saying shit like "GASS DA JUIISS LOLOL" literally giving people who are critical of Jews a bad name by rubbing reddit humor on it.

>>41347704
>Thanks babe I'll give you a full tour later.

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>>41347994
dont risk bringing another ape into this world

>>41350414
>>41350416
I'm white. I just think it's sad that you shitpost about "muh superior white family" when you're probably an ugly manlet with not enough social skills to talk to blonde women.

>>41350430
/pol/tard jackasses literally prove that even whites can be feeble minded jackasses and that racism isn't justified.

>>41350514
Nice falseflag-whatever you're doing.

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>>41350497
No you're not, you're larping
>blonde women
why not redheads or women with dark hair? It's negros and other subhumans who have sick fetish for blonde women becasue "muh pure whites"
You're not gonna fool anyone Jamal.

>>41350542
Good post.

>>41350532
>>41350542

see, you're proving it by being dumb and assuming everyone that disagrees with you is your boogeyman.

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>>41350559

>>41350559
I'm wasting my time.

>>41350542

you're legitimately autistic

>>41350581
at least im not nigger, anything's better than that.

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>>41350604
But you're still an insecure ugly manlet shiposter with no gf

Protip: you're no different from the niggers you spout about

>>41350573
yes you are, so is the other guy. stop being racist dumbasses.

>>41350639
>being racist
>wrong
Oh im sorry Jamal, would you like to fuck my gf as an apology?

>>41347704
"yes"

>>41350634
>he thinks im manlet
>he thinks i don't have gf
Oh jesus negro kind sure is funny.

>y..you too

>>41350647
>>41350658
>M-MUH JAMAL
Fucking hell just go back to /r9k/ you fucking whiny cuckold. Blaming everything on a nigger boogyman because you're weak.

>>41350673
uga buga where da white wimminz at muh dik mugafuga

>>41350684
>I'll just act like a retard then he'll go away

>>41350698
well nigers are retards

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>>41347977
>9gag

>>41350707
So you're a nigger? I guess this proves my prior point >>41350634

>>41350719
Sorry Jamal, im white

>>41350728
You sure?

>>41350736
Yeah, my dick is only 4 inches

>>41350746
Insulting yourself now? Come on. Grow the fuck up and be a man. Stop blaming naive things on your problems.

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>>41350736
Yes but ths butthurt niger >>41350746
is doing typical muh dik
Also, lmao at niggers, it's always muh dik mugafuga

>>41347977
A lot of self-improvement books, Polski

>>41347926
why do whites have such high divorce rates then?

lol how much of a fucking loser do you have to be to get so obsessed over race. It's like you have no achievement worth noting so you default on some "muh ancestors" even though you've done literally nothing to contribute to that "greatness", and merely leech off the effort and hard work of your superior.

stormweenies need to leave.

>>41347763
Don't be ugly and don't call her a nigger until after you've fucked. That's about it.

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>>41347853
>le evil feminists meme

>>>/r9k/

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>>41350957
nobody would care about race if niggers didn't act like bunch of chimps while pulling race card at anything that isn't going well for them
>too dumb to enter school
das raycist
>too ugly for white women to date
white wimmin raycist
>some cop kills nigger that robbed store or tried to kill him
da po pos raycist
It's racist this racist that so much that people started noticing how it's always niggers causing trouble and they started to realise that whites have always been more ahead, less violent and more succesful than niggers despite today's shit like schooling system being rigged for non whites.
This is why more and more people are getting fed up with niggers, causing troubles for everyone while acting like a bunch of hypocrites.
Every chance i have im thankful that i wasn't born as a member of the least desirable, least developed and most violent race on the planet and you've got no idea how good it feels to be member of the race where not getting angry over the fact that somebody stepped over your shoes or getting rejected by women of different race (even though it rarely happens since white men are the most desriable race of men on the planet while niggers are literally the least ones.)
So yeah it feels fucking good that im white and that my race managed to do something.

>>41351120
>that map
Lmao i feel sorry for poland like look at it, a stripe of natural blondes and then fucking hole and then again

>>41347994
If ur not in the NBA ur a legit waste of height

>>41351120
>>too ugly for white women to date
But then how come I always see white women dating black men when I go outside?

>>41348278
wow funny post

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>>41347704

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>>41351163
only 6 percent of white women race mix, guess what 11 percent of white men race mix, all this shit you see posted online are race pictures blown out of proportions that are used as spam to advertise race mixing.
But don't trust me, go outisde and talk to any pretty white women and your BLACKED fantasies won't turn out to be so pretty.

Grab 'em by the pussy and start kissing without saying anything

>>41351188
>that logo on jacket
WE WUZ
but seriously why do US blacks think they're Egyptians? Their ancestors come from sub saharan Africa, literally half continent away from Egypt.

>>41351209
No point in arguing with stupid man. Just puts you into the same category.

I had that argument with a kid back in highschool. He told me to look up the kingdom of KUSH.

If a black dude thinks HE WUZ KANG. Then there is no convincing him otherwise.

Black people in general are obsessed with concepts of royalty and nobility/power. They think that the title alone gives them authority over others, and they do that shit within their own communities.

>>41351196
Source?

>>41351196
>only 6 percent of white women race mix
Only 6% admit to it ;)

>>41351301
Yeah becasue rest are ashamed that they fucked a nigger. I mean if black men are so hot and all why isn't every woman that fucked them talking about BBC? why only 6 percent admit doing that?

>>41351318
because of the racist world we live in anon
they want the bbc so bad, but they also want racists' money to fund their lifestyle for bants because racists are keeping the black man poor

Weird that, despite being so poor due to institutional racism, white women still want to fuck black men more than white men
Really makes you think eh?

>>41351301
That's like saying if you fucked an Eskimo then you are secretly obsessed with Eskimo pussy for the rest of your life.

I've fucked a black girl, several Spanish girls, an Asian bitch, an Arab and a bunch of white bitches.
Doesn't mean anything beyond I fucked them.

>>41351222
Kingdom of kush was a Nubian dynasty that ruled over Egypt and Jordan for 80+ years

Although they aren't related to West Africans that much

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>>41351348

>>41351356
Yes I know that, I looked it up. But everything on the internet aside from a wikipedia article stating what you just said talks about it like it's a 10k year old kingdom of genius super Africans and then out of nowhere White people came and subverted them.

>>41351376
>we wuz kangs n shiet, we had nukes and gunz n shit but then evil whitey in wooden ship cam and put nigga in chainz u kno wat i mean?

>>41348149

Im unironically think this is a great idea given you have the charm and charisma to pull it off.

Help me.. I really want to try this. Please talk me out of it.

>>41352308
I think it's a good idea too
If I ever get accused of being in great shape (so probably never) and I remember this, I'll totally do it

>>41347779
My nigga.

>>41347763

Tell her how much you like Wu Tang Clan

>>41348042
Fag

>>41347704
get away nigger i won't give you any money

>stare at her for 10 seconds
>"mmhmm"
>walk away

That's what I do.

>>41347763
>>41347763
Be a normal, non-wigger white dude. Blonde or ginger gets bonus points. Best place for qt3.14 black chicks are the ones trying to make something of themselves at a local uni or community college, they're done with the whole hood thing and are appreciative of a man who will actually fuck them right, treat them right, and not be prone to random outbursts of porch monkey violence.

- source, was a community college student and got made black chick pussy, I worked in the weight room and they all wanted help making the ass even fatter and they just loved how nice, strong, and exotic I was.

>>41347785
>Not wanting to breed ghetto rats out of existence by creaming as many shapely, fit, athletic black chicks as you can

>>41354172
Can confirm. I had a black girl as a roommate who was attractive, in good shape, and was finishing up law school. Talked to her a lot about what women find attractive in a man, and approaches on relationship roles. She said she liked a man who clearly has a strength of personality to him, but doesn't use it to posture or talk bigger than they are. That sort of peacocking was a turnoff.

Dressing well helps, too. I mean it helps with all women, but for some reason it seems like black women respond especially well. And that doesn't just mean wearing expensive clothes. It means knowing what and how to wear. Even just jeans and a t-shirt can look good if you know how to wear it. Her advice definitely helped me get more attention.

And as for you last bit? I'm all for it.

For all the braying I see people doing about "MUH PURE RACE" and shit like that, you'd think they'd never seen a mixed black girl in their life. I don't know what it is, but it seems like they blend especially well with traits from other races. Mixed black-white and black-hispanic girls are hot as fuck.

>>41347704
All the better to swoon you, my dear!
Send help.

>>41347704

"Hell yeah I did."

Smile, make eye contact.

"So what are you doing later?"

Thanks brah.

>>41347704
haha thanks, just been doing a lot of hoovering recently
or
haha thanks, wii fit and zumba does wonders

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>>41347704
>tfw a black girl likes you
>but you're white

>>41347763
Black women are ALLERGIC to sperg. Just take her to a fancy restaurant and be a gentleman, call her pretty at least once. Ya know, things black guys never do.


t. niggress

>>41351318
Because they want Jeffrey's money when it's time to settle down...

>>41347704
The first thing you should do when considering fucking a negress is inject bleach into your bloodstream. Let that do the work from there.

>>41355684
Your dick doesn't care about race.

If she's cute/sexy or not, that's all it cares about.

>>41355781
this is by far the most nigger response you can make.

>>41347704
>Whats the correct non-autistic way to respond to this to insure penis sex?
4 u

>>41355452
>asking her out in the first 2.5 seconds of the conversation

how to appear desperate and clingy in less than 3 seconds

>>41355799
Well I'm not black, but I am Irish-American. So...

But am I wrong? I posit that I am not.

>>41355929
>but I am Irish-American.
potato nigger confirmed.

>>41347704
"Damn nigger, your black as fuck"
Just say that

>>41355941
Yes, that was the joke I was making by pointing that out.

Good job, Anon, you caught it.

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>>41347756

>Whats the correct non-autistic way to respond to this to insure penis sex?
Imagining a scenario that will never happen to you and then asking about it on an anime imageboard is pretty damn autistic already, so you lost right out of the gate

>>41349966
windows 7 is vastly superior to windows 10

>>41347763
>Get a cardboard box
>Get a stick and tie string to it
>Put 1 crack rock underneath the box and prop the box up with the stick
>Hide in bushes
???
>qt black gf

>>41356108
Agreed.

The only reason to go to 10 is if you really, really want to play Killer Instinct on PC.

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>>41347977
This man has a graduate degree in Reply Enticement from a elite Ivy League university.

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>>41347977
Make a folder for your wikipedia bookmarks jesus fucking christ

>>41350542
>2017
>people are still THIS delusional

>>41350397
Not >>41350416 but you lot and most of /pol/ come across as edge-lords.

>>41352308

>what do you mean "what about me?" do I look fat to you?

and you blew it just like that

>>41356868
Just tell them nah not fat thats all thickness they will love that shit

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>throw me around with those big muscles of yours anon!

>>41347704
Who is this semen demon?

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>>41347763
same way you get any other girl

>>41347763
get a job as a corrections officer and work at a female prison

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>>41357640
AJ love

>>41358055
>with money

>>41358081
kek

>>41347994
fucking neck yourself already you insecure attention seeking tripfag

>>41355706
should I call you lil mama?

>>41350414
It sucks that those dudes were probably connecting over lifting and possibly even became friends over mutual interests and self improvement, or just met at a con and got on fine, and you're posting their picture together (where they're all smiling showing off mutually respectable gains) as some kind of us v them bullshit.

>>41355706
L I B E R I A
I
B
E
R
I
A

>>41355706
But how do i get her to go to the restaurant with me?