/fit/ related ASMR

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speaking of asmr. what is ya'lls opinion on binural beats? do they work or is it a meme?

>tfw never affected by "hands free orgasm binural beat"

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>>41347081
you must be a pathetic loser if you listen to garbage like that

Probably the gayest thing I've seen in months. Please don't tell anyone you're into this if you want to appear as a well adjusted member of society

>>41347081
https://youtu.be/-6yb8IL_a4o

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>>41347116
>>41347110
Afuckingreed m8's

>>41347116
>Please don't tell anyone you're into this if you want to appear as a well adjusted member of society

this is why he made the thread in a dumbell weaving appreciation forum.

>only listening to asmr with girls
its a pretty beta thing to do tho.

Theres some. Its not something i listen to often and i cringe at myself whenever its an english or spanish speaking one since i understand both.

I generally prefer ones by girls in a language i can't understand. German, french, korean or japanese, I'm usually drunk and lonely when i do this which is probably twice a month. I like the idea of having a foreign gf i cant understand while realistically knowing it wont work.

There is only one true /fit/ asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc

>>41347541
>whenever its an english or spanish speaking one since i understand both
CHI

GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F25pc-hb4PQ

MODS THIS IS NOT FITNESS RELATED

The king coming through!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_-2NPU9sOY

This one is very much fitness related

>>41347150
>see thumbnail
Gibi is alright
>its a makeup video
I know we watching ASMR but can we be a little bit hetero

>>41347599
I feel like shes fake as fuck though. Like I'm sure shes a stacy. She probably saw how big the ASMR shit was growing, so she decided to make her own videos.

She pretty cute and because of this she knew she would have a lot of subs and a bunch of beta cucks give her money.

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>there's no ''grow grow grow...'' ASMR yet

>>41347100
isochronic tones works better for me tbqhfam but never able to orgasm to it. Check out Isabella Valentines Jackpot series instead (first is best)

>>41347081
BEST FITNESS ASMR EVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBC2T40v8-8

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>>41347081
I listen to this if I want to sleep
https://youtu.be/57dIRXiRx_s

I think ASMR is creepy as fuck, having some unknown person whispering shit in my ears feels terrible specially if its a female faking intimacy.

>>41347081
She has some nice nudes.

>>41348613

Post em.

>>41348507
thanks senpai.
what is the difference with binural and isotronic

>>41348636
>>41348613
do it or at least post a link

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>>41347100
its a meme

>>41347081
I listen to ASMR literally every single day and have been for the past 6 years now.

Favourites are MassageAsmr , ERift, Maria Gentle whispering, Cosmic tingles, Jelly Bean Green, and LauraLemurex.

From the moment I get home from work I listen to them until I fall asleep at night.

>>41348772
>Maria Gentle whispering, Cosmic tingles, Jelly Bean Green
overrated trash

>>41348613
Where?

>>41349050
in your mom's vagina

>>41347110
>>41347159
>>41347541


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xrKbOF3vHo8

Here's something slightly less gay. Medical things always get me. I consider it a good tool to relax, which is important if you want your body to actually regenerate.

>>41347081
Fukin slut. You better fukin believe it. I lift with fukin INTENSITY 5 days a fukin week. Count that sh!t with your fukin fingers you dumbkunt. Bitch, listen. I train for fukin AESTHETICS.
I fukin eat every 2-3 hours, and if I can't, I'll feel like punching my cat in the in his motherfukin face because i get fukin hungry as fuk. I make fukin sure that I hit those fukin macros by the end of the day, KUNT.

>>41348663
Don't remember precisely but isochronic tones are tones that turns on and off rapidly making them more aggressive.

>>41348808
>overrated trash

Maria. Ok fair enough.
Cosmic is good.
I just found out about JBG a few days ago and her eye exam roleplay is really good desu.

Taylor Darling is overrated trash. Not even remotely relaxing to listen to. Hot as fuck though.

>>41348613
I'm waiting you better not be lying

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>>41347081
what in the fuck is this

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>>41350999
girlfriend simulator

>>41347081
There are some fitness-related asmr videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIdpO961CWw

And even a channel (no homo).

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTuLBU6EGgJVCRw8ilN-6WQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx4FVPlwX2Q

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>>41347081
Wtf the ear licking actually gave me tingles, I thought ASMR was a meme?????????

>>41347081

>those eyes
>that way of filming

literally looks like a porn scene, jesus fucking christ

>that chewing
>that kissing sounds

fuck me, I have seen a lot of shit on 4chan but this is the icing on the motherfucking cake. how can any person watch this stuff and claim they are sane? hell, I would say people who enjoy this shit are mentally retarded for sure

Yall need to watch those chiropractic adjustment compilations.

holy shit this thread is an abomination

>>41347081

how is this relaxing? it simply gave me a boner

>>41347081
>Just listened to the ear licking parts of the ear licking one

I feel like I've been violated.

Mickelousproductions or RaffyTaffy if I actually want help falling asleep.

CherryCrush if I just feel like watching her porn.
Women asmr are typically pretty shit tho, no homo

>>41347081
I watch Gibi, Amalzd, and if I want to be a degenerate then I listen to Hungry Lips

>>41357114
Also Springbok hotel check in is the actual GOAT

>>41348480
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bLWyEXQpzW

fuck you

>>41349216
this is quite soothing

If you enjoy ASMR you actually might be on the autism spectrum.

Not even memeing, I actually have autism and on the bux.

I love having my ears licked. half part of my body gets major goosebumps. Fucking exquisite.

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>>41349656
>Taylor Darling is overrated trash. Not even remotely relaxing to listen to. Hot as fuck though.
y-you take that b-back!

just kidding. I find Taylor's videos to be pretty relaxing, there's something about the tone of her voice that puts me to sleep as if someone doused a rag in chloroform and held it over my face

I watch Caroline if I'm readying myself for bedtime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBlqSVPgOKU

Best ASMR-girls to get horny af?

>>41358642
Hungry Lips

>>41347081
I'm fucking diamonds right now bruhs. What is this audio sorcery?

>>41358642
Jellybeannose

That ass jiggle on those dance videos. Look for the one where she's in a latex suit.

MUH DICK

>>41348519
underrated

>>41358649
mah nigga

>>41358883
she's waifu-tier

>>41358642
cherrycrush because she also does porn

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>>41358649
>Hungry Lips
Oh shit I'm at work had to shut that shit off asap, dick diamonds send help

I DON'T WANT THIS FETISH

>>41347627
Snitch ass bitch

>>41347116
It's psychedelic you normie

>>41358649
>>41359289
listening to them I'm not sure what to do. should I sleep or should I fap?

>>41347081
>Do you watch ASMR after workouts to relax?
No, because I have female contact in my life and I'm not a KHV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVcZ9t_bnWE

>>41359458
haha, this guy is making fun of people on a chinese fingerpainting board!

>>41359486
Stop glorifying your autism as if it's something to be proud of.

>>41347733
I realized at 6 minutes that I quit listening long ago

>>41359456
>should I sleep or should I fap?
first fap then go to sleep, that's what i usually do.

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>>41358649
https://youtu.be/U2gVAqnbSFA
skip to 4:26

>>41347081
Oh god, I'm going to break my nofap on this I think. Imagine her licking your dick like this...

>>41359586
my lordy i just got precum from this and i didnt even touch muh dik

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this is fucking sad mates

if any of you lads unironically listen to this I want you to take a few steps back and gas yourself

>>41360443
this one is better imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk8R8te0SG0

>>41347081
i used to watch evgemiya li and really liked her, got lots of tingles but then she stopped making new content for some reason

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This just showed me how lonely i am

>>41361774
It's the opposite for me to be honest. It makes me feel like i am connected to some community.

>Listening to ANYONE but Phonecian Sailor, Ephemeral Rift, GentleWhispering or Heather Feather

Plebs all of you. At least these people put some actual effort and time into their videos. Quality sound and the noises are very relaxing. I don't get any sexual feelings at all.

>>41347081
Never felt actual ASMR but those vids of you got me rock hard for some reason.

>>41361991
>I don't get any sexual feelings at all.
the fact you mentioned it just shows you're an insecure loser

>>41362098
>for some reason
Gee i wonder why would they.

what the fuck is this retarded shit? how is this supposed to relax me?

>>41359586
Hnngggg i need to jerk off now

>>41347081
this is cringy as fuck, why would anyone watch this?

how weird do you have to fucking be to be into this shit? this chick is probably insane

>>41362889
>this chick is probably insane
no, she makes a lot of money by doing that

>>41360604
I'm not getting a surround-effect on any of these

>>41361953

That's exactly the same, not the opposite.

>>41347081
>frivolousfox
She has nudes, you know.
Just search frivolousfox nudes and you'll get some 7-second videos. She used to be a camwhore but ASMR is more lucrative (I'm not kidding).

>tfw ASMR is a real thing but you can never talk about it because if people look it up 99% of the videos are whores making youtube money by sexualizing it.

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>>41363562
Fuck off. That's not her.

>>41347081
This chick looks like a cross between my ex and the girl I'm seeing now. Holy shit

>>41359187
objectively this. but im currently on noporn so i dont watch

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>>41347081
Do you guys also watch Mukbang videos?

I like watching this girl the most.

>>41361991
I love you

>>41359500
Do you understand where you are right now?

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>>41359586
>$500 mic
>sounds like an ipod recording

>this thread
>no Gentle Whispering videos
Maria is the superior ASMR girl you fucking cocksucking faggots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVpfHgC3ye0

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>>41365075
>tfw relapsed today
FUCK lads, am I ever going to make it?

>>41365423
Nope. Willlets don't deserve to make it.

>>41365347
>being an audiopleb

>>41359586
Is this a gf simulator for people with no female contact in their lives?

>>41359586
>Hungry Lips
what the hell is this sorcery