I need a quick rundown on what goes on in the manlet pit, /fit/.

I try not to get too close, they had to out a glass dome on top to keep my people from falling in at my gym. Sometimes when I walk by I'll tap on the glass because I want to see the manlets do something cool, but they just look up at me and go back to sleep.

Constant combat, it's a gladiator arena. Every day the last one to survive gets a few sets in the squat rack.

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I was the king of the manlet pit for 3 weeks, AMA

and yes I did have a loincloth woven out of the phalanges of crossfitters

>>41344321
How did you escape?

>>41344508
The janitor usually cleans out the pit on Sundays

>>41344321
Is there rape in the manlet pit?

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>>41344508
it took many days without sleep, but after killing about 40 of the other manlets I managed to get enough material to make a single climbing pick, I then labored for 3 days and 3 nights to get to the top, surviving on cave moss and drake songs

>>41344697
You couldn't even imagine

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Manlet question

would a short member of the bloods gang be called a platelet?

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>>41345566
No.
They are all equally worthless.

>>41345566
kek

>>41345650
dumb sampleposter

>It's gains inspection day
>No other than Luimarco struts in and starts the inspection
>Loyal, loyal, loyal, oil, not loyal
>back double biceps-phase
>I'm on a bulk, no christmas trees on the dai-lee.
So now I'm in the manlet pit supervisor rotation. 2 hours a day for the next three weeks or I'll have my gym membership revoked. Fuck.

I like the fact that if some normie guy who's never been in a gym or 4chan would come across on one of these threads he might think that manlet pits are real

>penis inspection day
>qt receptionist is checking people
>"pants down mister"
>cant open my weightlifting belt
>the clamp got stuck for good
>try to brace against belt to make it move somehow
>it wont budge
>get dizzy and pass out
>wake up outside of the gym
>come back later again
>my gym rights got revoked and im suspended

>>41344064
It's like being in a barrel filled with crabs. If one tries to climb out the rest try to pull him back down.