God-tier face/body thread

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As a fairly attractive guy this guy makes me feel insecure.

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>>41340734

>>41340700
Wow that's extensive, wonder what recovering from those must have been like

>>41340681
That is a computer model.

>>41340700
shit photoshop and way overdone. incels are truly subhuman and cant get anything right

>>41340734
>god tier face
>that nose
what kind of drugs are you on, you stupid fuck? That nose is just like one in my japanese animes.

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>6'5
>blonde
>blue-eyed
>165 IQ
>jacked
>2-time Karate world champ

Dolph is Hitler's wet dream.

>>41341052
Now this, this is a a prime 11/10 example of a white male. I salute that swedish epitome of aesthetics.

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>>41340681
>>41340760
>>41340981

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>>41341066
Makes you wonder how they managed to let it all go so wrong.

>>41340700
>major reconstructive surgery
>exact same lighting
>exact same clothing
>exact same hair length/placement of individual hairs
I was impressed for a minute there

>>41341052
You forgot
>PhD in Chemical Engineering

>>41341093
Like I said, OP pic is a computer model.

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>>41341128
>hook nosed bankers

>>41341128
(((they)))

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>>41341046

Yeah he surely stresses over his nose.

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/thread

>>41343540
>/threads his own post

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>>41340681

>>41343557
>>41343576
fucking phone posters

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Eyebrows and jawline of power. Thin eyebrows are for low test twinks

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I'd kill to have this face

>>41343572
terrible nose and eyebrows
7.5

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show me someone with a better face and i'll quit fit

>>41343607
for what reason?

>>41343607
It looks like he already did m8

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>>41343707
>"show me someone who looks better than this feminine faced faggot

ez, pic related

>>41343759
>
is this a joke?
fuck off jew

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>>41343707
there, fuck you

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>>41343707
there you go faggot, now gtfo

>>41344940
this guy looks like a pussy, i wonder what he looks like without the 3,000 filters and makeup

>>41340686
What a fucking mongloid

>>41341052
>>41341767
>European
>fluent in 5 languages
Aryan masterrace

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>>41341052
His daughter

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left > right

>>41341128
3rd comment about jews

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>>41340770
>>41341459
not recognizing the profile of chico our lord and savior

>>41343689
ok

>>41344940
lol this guy manipulates his photos hard

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>>41347052
Roman looks like a 11/10 until he takes off his vest.

Not that he's fat or anything, but he's not as impressive as you'd expect.

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Only real 10/10

>>41347030
Ein Mädchen für fickenzie :D

>>41347030
Is there anything Dolf didn't make excellent?
Well, apart from most of his movies.

>>41347205
oy vey

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I hate this Chad meme but this guy is as Chad-looking as it gets

He looks at least 25, though. Crazy that he's only 20 because he sure doesn't look it.

>blond
>light colored eyes
>acne
>tiny lips
>narrow face

Are you serious now?

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>>41341052
Speaking about wet dreams....
Just 6'4 but well.

>>41347205
a lot of girls do like him for some reason

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Just be confident

>>41347558
looks like he fell in a septic tank

>>41347740
U jelly

>>41347513
übermensch

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>>41348334
Wer haette das gedacht

>>41341007
If you're not incel yourself, what class of subhuman are you, anon?

>>41341052
It's a thrill to watch him grow old and wither.
Ashes to ashes.

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>>41348775
Is there a tongue in this cheek? This man is 59 in this picture. Almost 6 decades on this earth. Look at his hairline. Almost no nasolabial folds. There are 20 year olds with worse wrinkles around his eye

>>41348767
I'm Wolverine.

>>41348801
I packed feces into your mother's nasolabial folds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1rA8U-b80c

>>41348767
>incel can't understand basics statistics

just because youre in that low 5% and have autism it wont put every normal person down there
better end it lad

>>41343474
so weird seeing images of this guy. he is my friend iRL

>>41348857
he said on this board that he wants to kiss you

>>41348841
No, I understand statistics anon, at least I've got a fair grasp on it. But that clearly wasn't part of the conversation until now.
I'm just wondering why you're trying to pass yourself off as normal.

>>41348864
kissy kissy manny boi

>>41341052
just kiss him you stormfag

>>41348873
>No, I understand statistics anon
>an average person has to prove he is normal because being incel is the standard

no you dont

>>41348899
>an average
You can continue to imply that you're normal, and I'm going to call you out on it. A regular guy would've dropped this already, but you seem to have something to prove.

This thread is a testament to straight men not knowing what makes men attractive (and instead fulfil some stupid notion of masculinity)

>>41348801
>Is there a tongue in this cheek?
No, but is there a tongue in yours? This is a flattering picture of an old man in makeup.

>>41348946
the entire point of my post is that you expecting a prove is dumb and makes no sense

>>41348964
And you're an expert having observed men from afar for some time now, huh?

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>>41348984
>a prove
>dumb and makes no sense
Guess I was demanding too much of your abilities, anon. It's okay, I'm an autist remember? Look at me! Ha ha...
Now I just feel bad for you.

>>41349005
why you expect people to prove something which has the higher chance in the first place?

>>41349019
When your behavior continues to diminish that likelihood?

>>41349035
what behavior? browsing 4chan?

>>41349041
Shhhh, it's okay anon. Forget I ever brought it up.

>>41349071
nah m8 you rot at home all day already and shit the board up, you probably dont even lift. dont just run off when people start to ask questions
with this reply >>41348767 you implied that the poster is also a subhuman. why you lads think that everyone else around you is just as miserable?

>>41347465
Except the acne, the rest sound like pros to me.

>>41343572
He looks like a bat with that nose and those ears.

>>41349096
I was on your side when the argument started, now I'm on the other dudes side.

You're sadder than him you desperate faggot.

>>41349096
>you probably dont even lift
>everyone else around you is just as miserable
I never said that, I just said you were probably.
And you've since proven that you're worse off than me. I hope you find meaning in life despite your challenges.

>>41343540
What an imbecilic smile.

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>>41349118

Women have a word for men like that. They call them friends.

Here's who they gladly rub one out for.

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at least post superior version next time

>>41349148
no mate, im just fucking tired of the few incels destroying this board. it used to be decent for so many years, in fact it was probably the best board on this site. nowdays there are like 10 chads threads at the same time, all made by miserable faggots who cant accept the fact that not everyone is obsessed with fashion models, the definion of autism. decent posters, people who gave contrastive critism are leaving the board because who wants to deal with this shit in his free time? this is literally some tumblr-tier mental illness bullshit and i would rather take my time, talk with a dude for 10 minutes now if there is a chance that i can give him a different perpective and he goes back to whatever site he came from. also, autistic people are interesting. annoying but interesting

>>41349158
>CHAD EATS PIZZA
>WHATS THE POINT OF LIFTING
>LOOK AT THIS JAWLINE
>CHAD
>fuck off retard
>YOURE JUST AS SUBHUMAN AS ME CHECKMATE FAG

just because something doesnt fit your world views, it doesnt mean it cant exist.

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>>41349250
Being this ass-blasted.

>>41349250
>just because something doesnt fit your world views, it doesnt mean it cant exist.
KEK! In the context of our conversation what does this even mean?
Is this "contrastive" criticism of yours coming from the "perpective" of a retard?

>>41349320
>frogposter has no arguments

never seen that before

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>>41349194

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>>41349374

>>41349189
Yeah, man, Ryan Gosling must get so friendzoned.

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>>41349356
Not everyone who calls you out or argues with you is subhuman. You're proceed to be annoying, people will call you out because they don't want you here. The rest is just a coping mechanism, where you assume that everyone who don't want your company is just as bad as you

A lot of these guys are fairly ugly when it comes down to physical features what guys think is attractive in a guy is way different than what girls find attractive in a guy . These are all guys you want to go gay for as fellow males, not guys women generally find attractive

>>41349434
>You're proceed to be annoying
>everyone who don't
Finish high school and then we'll talk.

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>>41349434
Girls like these make me want to move to Korea

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>>41349446
Whatever bud, just stop coping. People don't want you in real life, that doesn't mean that people want you here. The sooner you realize this the better

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>>41349407

Do you think that without money and fame he wouldn't? LMAO

>>41349458
>implying I think people want me here
>implying I want to be wanted here
Are you forgetting this is /fit/?

>>41349477
you faggots always find an excuse
>without looks
>without fame
>without money
>without charm
>without career
>without social skills
>without x

its almost like you have to be good at least in one aspect in life. hard, huh

>>41349194
He looks like Ben Klock. Woody Harrelson is dropping some sick tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IrHzrg4qdQ

>>41349521
Having neither charm nor social skills yourself, anon, is it safe to say you've got money?

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>>41349548

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voKxq4K3xdY

>>41349559
i have enough of both to have friends and a gf

>>41349477
Yes, I think he wouldn't. Ask girls who they find more attractive, Ryan Gosling or Jason Momoa. I really really doubt they would tell you it's the latter. Btw, the idea that Ryan wouldn't get it wet were it not for wealth and fame can also be applied to Jason, he's rich and famous too.

>>41349477
I don't see the appeal. Negative canthal tilt and weak jaw stand out.

>>41349574
People do have low standards, anon. I'm sure, in certain circles, you're very popular. I'll bet your gf has a real tight boipucci too. You must be so happy.

>>41349592
wew freud calm down

>>41349548
>>41349561
Thanks anon

>>41349578

I've had multiple women tell me how average Gosling is while discussing La La Land.

Momoa has perfect masculine facial features, dark eyes and hair on top of being tall and built.

Tall dark and handsome is the expression, not tall, pale blond and long faced.

>>41349581
He starred in the movie adaptation of the Notebook, a sappy romance novel, and is associated with the underdog male lead in the minds of countless women. That's his appeal. It's advertising over substance, basically.

>>41349592
>People do have low standards

Then why the fuck you cry all the time about being lonely and not getting laid?

>>41349600
>freud
You're an enigma. You always manage to say something even dumber and more irrelevant or out-of-place. Is English your second language?

>>41349616
>about being lonely and not getting laid
Where have I complained about that? Show me.

>>41349631
that was my 2nd post in this thread

>>41349662
Sorry, I guess you come from the same family as the other anon. Tell your parents incest is illegal.

>>41349450
Thats like saying looking at kim Kardashian makes you want to go to us; most girls won't actually look like those pics, and the ones that do have likely had a lot of surgery along the way

>>41349631
How was that "out-of-place"? You started projecting without knowing a single thing about him

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There are people on fit that really believe women like blond men with light colored eyes.

>>41348964
Fuck that, most these guys are just fulfilling their own full blown personal gay fantasy. Which is fine, but don't complain about females not finding you attractive later

>>41349578
Jason all the way. When girls say they like gosling it's because they fell for the clothes and suave cool player persona. Gosling is not that attractive face/frame/height wise. Jason looks like a god but he has a niche manly persona that wont get as many bitches wet.

>picturing a bunch of incels now going round acting like gosling.

>>41349705
is he cross-eyed?

>>41349701
>without knowing a single thing about him
Gasp! I'm such a villain.
>>41349705
This fucking dog. Gross.

>>41349578
I find neither particularly attractive. Mofos is like an older uncle figure (as in not sexual) and Ryan reminds me of a silly brother. Neither are ugly or anything, just not attractive like that. I think you're confusing likeability with genuine attraction. They're both likable figures

>>41349712
this t.bh desusenpai
im pretty sure all the look obsessed virgins in lookism/incel/fit are all closet gays. ive never seen a girl arguing about jawlines online

>>41348775
Yeah, poor guy. 60-years-old ex-model and movie star with millions in the bank and 2 hot daughters. What a horrible life.

>>41349759

>some people are obsessed about male facial features
>they are obviously attracted to them sexually
>as evidence I present women: a group that is attracted to male facial features
>that group doesn't post about that online
>somehow I made an argument

>>41349592
Now you're just embarrasing

>>41349823
I never said he had a horrible life. It's fun watching his good looks fade away. That's all. And I take deep satisfaction in knowing that, whatever his accomplishments or good fortune, he's not getting any younger or better-looking.

>>41349843
being obsessed with something is not the same as being attracted to something.

>>41349846
Fuck off.

>>41349705
Fuck off jew.
You have no power here.

>>41349860

You should take logic 101 if that's the best response you could come up with for that post.

>>41349854
But he's still better looking than 80% of men. He could still have any woman he wants due to being fit for his age, rich, and famous.

>>41349870
Please don't bother with that one, anon, it's retarded.

>>41349843
>somehow I made an argument
Not really. Sounded more like drunk ramblings

>>41349871
So he's got more to lose. Good.

>>41349870
there is nothing wrong with being gay in 2017 anon

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>>41343707

>>41349854
Theres more to life than looks dude, i cant believe i have to actually say something so obvious . This dude has experienced and wisdom you could probably never hope to imagine

>>41349904
They both look stupid and uninteresting.
And Francisco, >>41343707, is a shemale-looking faggot.

>>41349920
>trying to convince autists that there is more to life than collecting pictures of hot men to posting it on a korean basket weaving imageboard

>>41349920
>Theres more to life than looks dude
I don't know this? I'm only saying I take satisfaction in his inevitable decay. I have other joys in life though. Like gloating over how dumb you are.
>This dude has experienced and wisdom you could probably never hope to imagine
What, like beating women? You'd think a man with such a high IQ would know better.

>>41349935
>they look stupid and uninteresting
boy I'd hate to know what you look like, then.

Girls like guys with a player persona because they want to be the one that the player falls for. It's more female competetition than anything else. This can only happen if the girl is the best looking or if a girl is less good looking but 'not like the other girls'.
psl and r9k think that women guy into male hobbies because they want attention from thirsty betas. The truth is they have a slight interest in the hobby itself and are looking for the guy with the most lms within the hobby group. By being into the same hobby they become 'not like the other girls' he usually dates who have no interest in the things he is interested in and can make the guy fall for them.
While there are some attention whores out there most girls dont want the attention of betas. Beta average or ugly guys don't exist to them on a sexual level and provide no stimulation or reward when they give attention. In fact it's kind of an insult when an inferior male lusts after you because they are implying they have a chance they can get you... Which means you are not as attractive as you thought or want to be.
So for the average or ugly joe this leaves them no chance but to try looksmaxx/improve their station or end up defeatist, frustrated, rejected and angry. Self improvement is always the answer.

>>41349958
>I have other joys in life though. Like gloating over how dumb you are.

You won't make it till 30

>>41349962
Oh, I'm hideous anon. But that makes two of us.

>>41349984
I hope not.

>>41349982
I'm a guy and even I wouldn't want to hang out with you because you sound like a sperg.

>>41349958

> I have other joys in life though. Like gloating over how dumb you are.

Try making something of yourself instead of desperately attempting to nurture a superiority complex on an internet image board.

>>41350029
>a superiority complex
Um, doc, I'd like to appeal that diagnosis.
>Try making something of yourself
Kindly top yourself m8, you're no friend of mine.

>>41349992
speak for yourself bro

>>41350050
>you're no friend of mine.

top kek, youre no friend of anyone m8

>>41349611
>>41349705
>>41349727
Man, you people are delusional.
The whole concept of Prince Charming must be based on bodybuilding types and romantic movies are usually starred by guys like Jason Momoa, amirite?
Leonardo DiCaprio? Brad Pitt? No, clearly more women fawn over men like Jason Momoa!

>>41350063
And?

>>41350087
>more women fawn over men like Jason Momoa!
More MEN do, I guess.

>>41350026
>you sound like a sperg
idgaf lmao, i get constant validation from just existing, dont hate for tryna help an incel brotha out by suggesting he should improve himself to get laid.

>>41350089
im just saying, just because you wear your autism as a badge it wont make it more respectful
you cant be a full blown autist and expect people to take you seriously at the same time

>>41350087

https://www.bustle.com/articles/103217-women-dont-want-to-date-men-with-blonde-hair-says-new-survey-but-heres-who-they

lmao get cucked blondie welcome to real life

>>41350109
Obviously, I've got to be autistic. Because only a total moron would instantly dislike you, right?
I'm not interested in having your respect, buddy. You can keep it.

>>41350050

> I'd like to appeal that diagnosis.

Appeal away. It doesn't change the reality of you desperation.

>>41350177
Oh, I'm running away with my tail between my legs! You sure told me. To think the average /fit/ poster spends all that time in the gym to look intimidating and powerful when he could just rely on his quick wits and good judgment.

>>41350223
holy autism

>>41350136
Jason Lewis
Charlie Hunnam
Ryan Phillippe
Chad Michael Murray
Matthew McConaughey (blonde when younger)
Heath Ledger
Jude Law
Ryan Kwanten
Simon Baker
Alexander Skarsgard

>>41350235
Do you have another insult because that one doesn't hurt. And I only want you to hurt me.

>>41347513
Riefenstahls wet dream

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>>41340681

>>41340681
How was he able to kill and shoot Nazis after being in a coma for so long?

>>41340681

It's ironic how the anti nazi protaganist of wolfenstein looks just the ideal image of an aryan male as potrayed in nazi media

>>41350243
>posting a bunch of insanely attractive celebs
This is like when manlets post 5'8 celebs to prove that manlets can land attractive chicks

>>41351322
he said god tier

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>>41340681
How can we even compete ?

>>41352033
You literally can't, just KYS fag

>>41352033
dick sucking lips

>>41346061
>>41347176
He looks the same without it all

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Alexander Grothendieck
love from /sci

>>41343759
looks like a handsome, not bald, supermong

>>41343730
keked

>>41347157
Lachowski's a faggot.
Stick dildo-boy right back up your butt and fuck off to >>>/fa/

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>>41351367
Exactly what I was thinking. The game said that he had been in bedridden for 14 years and had the cognitive abilities of a vegetable, but one day he somehow has the strength and cognitive ability to kill hundreds of Nazi special operators while escaping a mental ward. This is simply ridiculous:

1. When he was blasted out of the window from Deathshead's compound, he would have died from impact on the water,
2. The metal alone that was lodged into his head would have killed him.
3. Even if he somehow survived both of these, he would have broken every bone in his body and would have had severe neurological damage, most likely never coming into consciousness ever again.
4. And even if he survived all of that and didn't get any neurological damage, he would have developed muscular atrophy from never being able to move, especially for 14 years.

>>41353322
pic related is what /fit/ wishes it were

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>>41353336
Except no one on here has the balls to try out.

>>41353355
Yeah what a shame. Some of these bros would look great in a body-bag.

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>>41353398
>being against killing sandniggers

>>41353656
I'm not against it at all.

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>>41353672
If you shame people for joining the military, you are subsequently against the killing of sandniggers.

>>41353702
No, let the jarheads and the sandniggers kill each other. Fine by me.

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>>41353814
>He thinks he's some kind of puppetmaster

Lol you visit 4chan and most likely work a menial job (if you have a job). You aren't really in a position to be talking down to people, especially the ones who are killing sandniggers.

>>41340717
only post itt that's pure genetics. Only God can make a face like that

>>41354028
I'll decide whether or not I talk down to whosoever I choose, Uncle Sam. Thanks for the tip anyway. I'm don't take myself for "some kind of puppetmaster," but I'm tickled that I come off as having that kind of self-esteem.

>no brad pitt

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>>41354088
>I'll decide whether or not I talk down to whosoever I choose... Thanks for the tip anyway
Cringe. From this line alone I can tell you haven't graduated high school. The comical rejection of authority and inappropriate use of vocabulary show that you're trying to compensate for something. You're only proving my point even more that you aren't in a position to judge service members.


>I'm don't take myself for "some kind of puppetmaster," but I'm tickled that I come off as having that kind of self-esteem.
You should be, especially when you don't have the authority to warrant having such an inflated ego.

>>41340700
When you're going too fast vs. when you suddenly stop

You're all retarded and missing the point, there is no 1-10 scale, not really, only a yes/no scale. Either you reproduce, or you don't, that's all that matters. It doesn't matter how you do it, just that you do.

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>>41354028
>>41354453
lmao you're even more autistic than he is

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>>41354453
BTFO

>>41354453
You talk a lot about authority, anon, as though you had any yourself.
>I'm don't take myself
That was pretty autistic, I should've proofread before I hit post. But you really don't demand that effort from me.

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am i ever going to make it /fit/?

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>>41354529
>You talk a lot about authority, anon, as though you had any yourself.
Considering I'm a rich fratboy, attending an Ivy League, and planning on entering the military, I can safely assure I have more authority over someone like you.

>But you really don't demand that effort from me.
Considering you decided to add this into your comment and how you tried to spice up your vocab in your other comments, clearly I do.

>>41343759
This guy's face is way more feminine though. Weaker jaw, weaker chin, feminine shaped eyes, feminine nose. Only the beard and eyebrows are more masculine.

>>41347046
Agreed. Who's the one on the left btw?

>>41354712
>I'm a rich fratboy
>attending an Ivy League
>planning on entering the military
None of this gives you authority over me though. Just means you're a sucker for the first woman that comes along and is willing to tolerate your personality until she squirts out a couple of kids, claims their yours, and divorces you for a profit.
>tried to spice up your vocab
Clearly you're not used to exchanges with folks who read a little bit more than you.
By the way, your community college isn't "Ivy League" just because it's got vines growing over the facade; and just because some guy spanked you, doesn't mean you've become part of a fraternity.

>>41354529
>>41354712

you got raped son

>>41354886
Got raped, but I came. So I guess it wasn't a total loss.

>>41344940
hahaha another joke, ps faggot

>>41347046
100% agreed
better frame
better face
way better muscles, actually guy on right looks like shit

it's a shame he is only 5'8 tho

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How do I improve my piece of shit jaw bros? Inb4 suicide, not an option. Does lowering bf% help?

>>41343540
His body is literally perfect but his face is fairly uninteresting.

You need better features to have a god tier face.

>>41340681

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OOOAAAAAAH

>>41355222
Unimpressive, but I can see why you'd like him.

>>41349854
>Taking petty pleasure in another persons graceful aging

You're in a class that's even further below beta.

>>41355354
And?

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>>41354857
>None of this gives you authority over me though.
It certainly does. I'm of a higher social class than you are. I can fuck *whoever I want and get a job wherever I want. I have partied more than you have, studied more than you have, and travelled more than you have. Everything that's worthwhile in life I have done more of and better than you have. Yet despite this, I tell absolutely no one and remain humble. I don't remind everyone on my Instagram of how rich my family is or how many girls I fucked Saturday or how much I can lift. I could easily belittle anyone I want (especially people in the military, considering everyone in my family have high ranking positions on Wall Street) but I choose not to.

Because I am of a higher social class than you are while still remaining humble, I am have authority over you. It's a shame I have to let you know who I really am and hurt your feelings in order to teach you a lesson about humility.

>divorces you for a profit
>implying I would give her a prenup

>By the way, your community college isn't "Ivy League" just because it's got vines growing over the facade
Damn, I didn't know this pic I took of Memorial Church a few days ago is actually some bum ass college. The more you know I guess

>and just because some guy spanked you, doesn't mean you've become part of a fraternity.
Lol, I didn't even have to pledge. Legacy, faggot

>>41354670
yeah if you get a haircut

>>41347205
Like a Jewish caricature

>>41354670
Haircut, shower, a bit of sunlight, and you'll be well on your way.
Not that you need to tan, just that you need to go outside more.

>>41355407
>unaware of emphatic use of "whosoever" as an alternative to "whoever"
Well, just goes to show you money can't buy you an education, but I'm sure your high degree—in business administration, was it?—will be printed on lovely card-stock with exquisite lettering.
I'm of course humoring your fiction because I can appreciate the bluff. Meanwhile, any bum doddering onto the Harvard campus could (and would) take a picture of Memorial Church.
>inb4 that's where you're wrong I was planted there by my immortal family elders at these exact longitudinal and latitudinal coordinates which no one else but me can occupy without shattering like glass

>Everything that's worthwhile in life I have done more of and better than you have. Yet despite this, I tell absolutely no one and remain humble. I don't remind everyone on my Instagram of how rich my family is or how many girls I fucked Saturday or how much I can lift.
>Because I am of a higher social class than you are while still remaining humble
Whosoever is the obvious troll, he is by nature obvious.
You got me kind of hard thinking you were real though. Haven't felt that gay in a while. Thanks, anon!

>>41355360
And you're pathetic and ridiculously ugly

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i'll just leave this here

>>41355582
And?

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>no hamm

>>41353656
>5'7

>>41349135
he does lol

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Sometime a man just has to let himself go.

>>41341052
dolph lundgren is about the only person i can think of who ticks every single fucking box for chad. this is absolute premium, one in ten million genetic material.

>>41349735
strabismus you fucktard

>>41355958
A former woman-beater who chose Hollywood over the academy is your idea of premium genetic material? Clearly genes aren't everything if he still made those and other dubious life choices.
But hey, he got mad pussy, right? Am I right, breh? Yeah. Yeah I am, brah. You know it. And I guess that's what counts.

>>41355782
Is he the mad men guy?

>>41355975
Got a problem with beating women? Also props for confusing genetics with life choices.

>>41356017
>Also props for confusing genetics with life choices.
I managed to sort that out for myself, if you read what I wrote at all. But I appreciate your bitchiness, you're a regular alpha male, I'm sure.
ebin troll duder

>>41355644
the fact you see nothing wrong with taking pleasure in other people's misfortune is pretty weird.

you're an oddball bro. don't kill anyone

>>41349139
southern diet'll fuck you up senpai

>>41356156
Thanks for your support, anon. I'll try my best.

>>41355975
why is abandoning academia for wealth, excitement and fame to be considered bad at all? not everyone is autistic enough to marry science like that kek. but by all means bro, keep bitterly finding ways to be an expert in why a random celebrity is such a terrible person.

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>>41354857
>>41355407
just take the L, anon

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>>41356218
>but by all means bro
Thanks I will.
>why is abandoning academia for wealth, excitement and fame to be considered bad at all?
What are Aryan principles, anon, and what are semitic principles (((they))) want Aryans to have?
Hans is a good little goy. Just look at that beautiful grin.

>>41356277
Either incredibly gullible (this is /fit/ after all) or samefag.
>>41354886
>>41355407

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>>41356287
you're one of them huh? figures.

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>>41356287

>>41355574
>unaware of emphatic use of "whosoever" as an alternative to "whoever"
Your use of "whosoever" in your first comment was used incorrectly. "Whoever" is the more appropriate word to use as it is shorter and has the same meaning.

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>>41355574
>Well, just goes to show you money can't buy you an education, but I'm sure your high degree–in business administration, was it?–will be printed on lovely card-stock with exquisite lettering.
Let's fix all of these grammatical and punctuational mistakes, shall we?
I)Either delete "you" before "money" or add "that" after "you".
II) Your use of em dashes is incorrectly implemented. Em dashes are used to highlight an important piece of information inside a parenthetical phrase. You used it to separate a sarcastic comment from the rest of the sentence, therefore warranting the use of a parenthesis instead.
III) "In" before "business" should be placed after "degree" and before the parenthesis that you did not include.
IV) Delete the hyphen in between "card" and "stock".
Considering I had to correct your grammar and punctuation, I feel that is enough to refute whatever type of argument you gave me.

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>>41355574
>I'm of course humoring your fiction because I can appreciate the bluff.
Suit yourself.

>Meanwhile, any bum doddering onto the Harvard campus could (and would) take a picture of Memorial Church.
Nice use of the word "bum", especially after I used in a different context in the previous comment. Goes to show how much power I have over you and your choice of vocabulary.

>You got me kind of hard thinking you were real though. Haven't felt that gay in a while. Thanks, anon!
>in a while
>as he comments on an anime website on a board occupied by gay wannabe bodybuilders in a thread for übermasculine men with 11/10 faces
ok bud

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>>41356760
>Your use ... was used incorrectly
>more appropriate word to use as it is shorter and has the same meaning
So why "wrongly" instead of "incorrectly"...?

>>41356760
>>41356795
>>41356813
>Being this triggered

>>41356822
Because "wrongly" sounds awkward in comparison to "incorrectly", similar to how "whosoever" sounds awkward in comparison to "whoever". The "so" in "whosoever" is unnecessary, as you are already addressing the group of people with "who" and "ever".

>>41340734
a physique like that is obtainable through diet and exercise... right?

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>>41356843
>Being this triggered
I'll take that as a concession. It was pretty entertaining having to teach a lesson to a sped. Hopefully you get thrown into an oven by some specops once Trump orders purges.

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>>41356795
>>41356813
>>41356853
I'm unimpressed.

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this is literally the perfect looking human

>>41347030
wew, I must break her

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>>41356914
>a lesson to a sped
None of your objections here >>41356795 are valid. They're not even pedantic.
I thought you went to Harvard, rich fratboy anon.

>>41356908

He's not all that huge, but his face and proportions make him look great. You can certainly pack on the same amount of muscle mass, but that won't necessarily make you look as good as him.

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>>41356979
I win, anon.

>>41357162
If you say so, guy, but it doesn't change a thing.

>>41356853
>The "so" in "whosoever" is unnecessary, as you are already addressing the group of people with "who" and "ever".
What group of people was I addressing when I first used the word "whosoever," by the way? Please tell me, I'd like to know more about how to be a better writer.

>>41344940
allah huackbar

>>41347513
god we need to resurrect Hitler's youth breeding camps

>>41340681
https://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/It+looks+like+pavel+bojar+takanoyama+shuntaro+only+_951b346c10bd97fc3efca6a80393bf18.jpg
why this man of course

>>41347046
>in ten years this is what a landwhale will complain about
"Ohemgee, why do I get Left! I want Right! I never get what I want #INeedFeminism"

>>41341052
>never had kids

Fucking Swedes

>>41357360
Kek, That's the truth!

>>41357410
>>never had kids
>Fucking Swedes
He could for see the future Anon.
He couldn't, in good conscience, bring a superior gene Nature in to the world only to be cucked by Nurture.

>>41352733
Mathematics 5x5 years until hermit in mountains mode is the only real way to live ;_;

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>>41341046
[sensible chuckle]

>>41340700
Funny how his hair goes from looking greasy and disgusting to casually unkempt and nice looking despite it being exactly the same

>>41347046
Women will always choose Right because of HEIGHT

>>41357558
Isn't that a shame?

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No Pat Tillman?

This thread is fail.

>>41357162
What?

>>41357656
>I feel that is enough to refute whatever type of argument you gave me
But no argument was mentioned! Staging contests only we can win, I see. Stefan would be so proud.

>>41357668
I)You have either forgotten or are ignorant of adjective clauses. In this sentence, "that" should be implied without a comma. You are otherwise encouraging anon to commit comma splices out of malice or stupidity, though probably the latter.

>>41343540
Natty attainable?

>>41357682
II)First you claim em dashes are used to highlight important pieces of information inside a parenthetical phrase, but then you admonish anon for not using parentheses to contain what would thereby become a parenthetical phrase. You're used to having your cake and eating it too, I see.

>>41357705
III) The desired sequence of words you describe on this point has already been observed by anon. If, however, anon were to include the parentheses as you recommend, we'd be left with:
>(was it?)
The result is tone deaf, and your suggestion is not parsimonious. Did you defoo yourself through vexatious obscurantism?

>>41357751
IV)The word in question here is written "cardstock," "card-stock," or "card stock" by different vendors. How like sneaky Stefan, you end on one side of a moot issue rather than a strong conclusion.

Any further grammatical retaliation on your part is an open admission of defeat. You didn't do a bad job, my friend. Better luck next time.

>>41354769
have you ever thought about how you actively spend time analysing the femininity of mens faces on an anime website

>>41357682
>>41357705
>>41357751
>>41357781
v) you have severe autism

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Myself
6'4 200 legs on the way

This thread started off so well but the end argument was gay as fuck. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves, especially the harvard guy... If you're for real why do you feel the need to prove yourself?
So fucking gay, take a shower, hit the weights, gain lms, get a clue.

>>41357687
years of lifting if natty most likely

>>41358098
>not capitalizing the roman numeral in accordance with the set pattern
Do you even annotate?

>>41358157
youre that autistic retard that made that documentary on yt
u look like shit btw

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>>41354459

>>41358221
I never looked good
I am serious about lifting now tho, I hit over a year long depression and lost all my gains
I am seeing some results again tho, I'm sure I'm going to make it

>>41353322
>The world is a vampire

>>41357410
>>41357448
see >>41347030
plus he's got one more kid

>>41341052
>>41341066
>>41341767
>>41347016
>>41347030
>>41348801
well well, lads. Ithink I have a gym and a university to attend, consider me motivated for 40+ years.
Plus, some superior female to find. Anyone has a sticky how to do that?

>>41351263
I'd bet she helped sculpting him

>>41354670
Eddie Redmayne, you have to become Anakin Skywalker

>>41348836
Tremendous physique, but what the fuck is up with this gym? It looks like its the last bastion of fitness in a world taken over by feminists and nu-males. Tiny concrete doorways and dim lighting

>>41341052
literal ARYAN GOD


too bad they are in english blood refineries now