Mirin thread. Just happened

Reply back "I know"

>>41338562

reply with can i cummies in ur tummies

>>41338622
checkd

>>41338562
Babe you look icy, want to share a couple lattes with each other?

>>41338562
Reply: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?"

This post gets dubs, so do it.

>>41338666
Satan himself commands it

>>41338622

dubs first

>>41338666

then trips

>>41338562
>12:43
nice try faggot. its 17:53, you either stole this photo or faked time, either way youre probably kissless virgin

>>41338666
satan trips demand it

>>41338666
Devilish

>>41338581
this. Or
I'll wreck you

>>41338666
HOLY FUCKING SATAN TRIPS PUSSY ASS NIGGAH VOODOO MAGIC

>>41338679
>not understanding how timezones work

>>41338679
>Euroinbreds

>>41338666
By the power of Sheitan

>>41338562
Don't get excited Anna is that ugly one in the pic AKA that one in the back.

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>tfw Asian milfs are all over you

Just made it with my best friend's sister, after he nearly got in a fight with my brother in law.

Things started getting pretty heated when we/mainly she realised it was too weird. I done fucked up /fit/ I've known this girl since I was 2.

I'm laying in my bed and she's on the couch. I felt bad and asked her if she's sure if she didn't want to sleep in my bed instead of the couch and she said no it'd be too weird. I realised after I left she thought I wanted her in the bed with me. I was offering to swap for the couch really.

Why am I such a sperg

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This black nerd qt I fooled around with a couple times last year wants me to take her virginity.

P sure she's getting romantically attracted and I don't want to hurt her feelings by not reciprocating but she has a fucking BODY lads. I'm considering it.

Her response was to a dick pic obv

>>41339063

You might as well just go for it, she already saw your dick and clearly will have her feelings hurt anyway

>>41339063
>black nerd qt
Chances are she has herpes and doesn't even know this.

>>41339063
post dick pic

for science

>>41339063
If you fuck her you're going to have a stalker type situation in your hands. I had a similar thing. Girl was a virgin, I fucked her and she constantly wanted to hang out and fuck. She lived with her parents it was weird. I felt bad for wasting her time because I was never going to date her so I ended up ignoring her for a while until she stopped.

>>41339016
I don't know why but i read this in Mangchi's accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebQlQ1_vSYc&t=505s

>>41339248
>Girl was a virgin,
Lucky fucker, i'd kill for a virgin qt that i'd later marry. Im tired of cum dumpster that had 20+ guys.

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>>41339248
>found virgin
>fucked her
>didn't stay with her
Congrats retard, from now on if you'll want to have a woman you'll have to settle for a used cunt that had 3+ boyfriends. Honestly the chances some people get.

>>41339063
Tell her outright you don't want no romance. hit it. hit it again. develop feelings and regret saying what you said.

>>41338679
It was 18:53 when you posted that comment, you dumbfuck

3 days on tinder 0 matches feels bad

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This happened to me 2 days ago kek

>>41339805
fat doesn't count.

>>41339805
>Not insulting fatties when they try to approach you

>>41338562
>>41338666
Satan commands it, OP. You must abide.

>>41339308
Karma already got me. I found a girl (not a virgin) started falling for her. She didn't want a serious relationship because she's 22 and is starting a career and moving across the country so she won't even talk to me anymore.

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>>41339133
Checked and considered.
>>41339211
Das racis
>>41339223
Das gay
>>41339248
Probably. It's happened before but I was romantically attracted to her so it became a great relationship.
>>41339320
Lmao it's possible

Girl in the bank asked if I was from the TV, a pity she was a MILF and I am only interested in ripple fruits.

And I aklready passed the stage with gays and >>41339805

What comes next

>>41339805
>not saying 'just me'

>>41339953
>too bad she was a Mother I'd Like to Fuck
>i wouldn't like to fuck her

nigger-level understanding of vocabulary

>>41338666
SATAN GUIDE HIS COCK

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This thread is just making me feel bad for being in a relationship.

Whats worse is that my standards are very low, or rather i just find almost all women attractive, my fetish is basically 4/10 cute/ugly girls who i could just slay by the dozen every weeks but i cant because im in fucking love. gay

>>41338666
a-amen

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>>41339901
That's what you get for ruining a girl for a man that could've taken her, honestly not hating on you but seriously
>girl was virgin
>wants to be with you
>obssed even
>you have a chance to find a non used qt that will look at you like god
>throw it away because "lel pump and dump, like chad brah"
It will only get worse, finding an attractive woman in her early 20s that isn't into this whole "not looking for relationship, i want to have career" is hard. Ofcrouse she'll never have this "career" she's talking about and she'll just end up as bank clerk that had 5+ dicks inside her.

>>41340052
>that pic

what a faggot lmao

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>>41340063
how you enojy taste of mutipule men's dick every time you'll kiss your woman.

>>41340052
It's not that hard, I've been the first dick for 4 girls, including my now wife, you just can't be looking in clubs, on tinder, or liberal colleges, virgin qts are out there for people willing to put in the work to find them

>>41340103
my gf never sucked dick before me, but I still don't understand the faggot in the pic

you can just go from a virgin to virgin, you don't have to fuck whores

>>41340106
Where to find virgin qts?
>inb4 church
I went there and there were just sluts that tried to look like good girls.

>>41340134
1 while I was still in high school, 2 from a church group, and I met my wife in emt school. All were church girls and I'm not even religious, it really is there place to go, find a group that does some good deed charity thing with a church, prime wifey material, that's the kind of shit my wife did when I met her.

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>>41338666

>>41340134
Just somewhat antisocial younger girls (18-20) in general, ugly duckling type gils who don't know theyr'e attractuve,

>>41340497
where to meet those ducklings? I want qt that i will love tenderly while she's leg locking me.

but what's more important

virgin or being atleast 7/10?

I had my chance at virgin, but i'm trying to bang attractive women.

>>41341043
virgins look average and 7/10 is not that spectacular. I'd pick virgin since less dicks the better.

>>41341079
i said atleast 7/10

>>41341096
well then add 2 dicks for every point you add in the scale of hottness. Sexy girls aren't timid virgins, i mean there might be few 10/10s that are cute shy virgins that wait for that right man but there are so few that it's not even worth mention so a girl 7/10 at the age of 20-22 if she's typical average girl with friends etc will have from 1 to 3 boyfriends or more. Your opinoin matters what do you want, cute girl being happy that you're her 1st or some other girl.

>>41340629
Girls that young are almost always melodramatic and annoying, if you find a good one consider yourself damn lucky, I met my wife when I was 19 and she was 25, now I'm 26 and we're still together. I'm glad I choose someone who had her life together over someone my age telling me how bad what Stacy said to Ashley was.

>>41339063
>calls you daddy because she doesn't have one
kek

>>41338622
>>41338666
>>41339988
First dubs, then trips, then triple dubs

>>41342611

Followed by another dubs

> is this thread blessed by kek?

can i get dubs or trips?

>>41338562
just immediately send a dick pic

>tfw when your gf was a virgin.

>>41343233
>tfw you and your gf are both virgins
>tfw you've been dating for almost a year
>tfw still virgins
I fell for the long distance meme and it fucking blows

trips?

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>>41343321
>he actually thinks she is a virgin and not taking two dicks as we speak

Never do long distance.

>>41343321
Almost got into that, was talking to a girl that lived in the same state but another city. Backed off as soon as I realised the girl was starting to get feelings for me because I was just having fun flirting with her. Never get into long distance meme, it literally fucks up a whole period of your life.

>>41339805
>Well it certainly isn't you

I usually get replies on POF and got two numbers but nothing seems to have come after that. What am I doing wrong brehs? The two numbers just say they're busy whenever I try and get something going

>>41343321
>>long distance
It's going to end soon m8. You're a moron. There's no such thing as long distance.
If you can't be physically intimate with each other regularly things fall apart. Even if you were there'd be no guarantee it'd work out.

>>41343341
she basically worships me though but I feel like >>41343410 is right. I'm beginning to feel smothered and she's turbo NEET. Been trying my hardest to make her get her life moving aside from "being your gf is what I do! :)"

I want out but I can't bring myself to do it. When I get a job I'm gonna be a lot harder on her and it'll either make her get her shit together or will give me a justifiable outing. We talked about moving in together somewhere in the middle (she's only one state away) but there's no way I'm gonna be pulling the weight for us both financially. She told me she's been thinking about getting a job at Walmart and a few other places she goes, but that was last month and she's been to all those places at least twice more since then.

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Please, someone do that pasta on Tinder. It literally works.

"Do you happen to like seafood?"

She responds

"I was hoping if we hit it off in our messages I could invite you over for a nice seafood dinner. I would catch lobsters myself, with my bare hands, from the nearest waters that inhabit them, which is the tank at the Red Lobster down the street. I would cook them for you in my kitchen...naked if you desire. Then we would indulge in the lobsters, along with any side dishes you would like, and a few glasses of wine from my cellar. Over dinner we could chit chat a bit, you could discover that I am more than just a guy with the physique of a greek god, and I could discover that you are a smart, sweet heavenly blessed beauty just putting on a calloused facade. If you enjoyed my company then perhaps we could do it again if not then you leave with a stomach full of good food when otherwise on a night like that you would throw one of your Lean Cuisines in the microwave and watch Netflix"

I'm currently banned from Tinder, too lazy to create a new fb just for that, otherwise I'd do it

>>41341301
kek

>>41339063
Where to meet black nerd qts?

>>41340132
How's highschool, bud?

>>41339016
Asian milfs fucking love me, what app is that?

>>41343886

Skype

>>41343930
Oh ok lol. Haven't used Skype in forever.

>>41339805
faaaaaaaaaaaat

>>41339805
Send that bitch a captcha!

>>41343560
You can be banned from tinder?

>>41339016

where do you find asian milfs ?

Going to make a tinder on Monday so I can get out next weekend but idk how you social media faggots take pictures anymore...I'm not a fuck boy so I don't feel comfortable just blatantly showing off my body. Not my style.

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Guys what did I do wrong?

I asked if this qt on badoo was a bot or not and she left me on read now. :(((((((((

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>>41344310
kek. Those warpings make it so much funnier

>>41344292

I know how you feel. I can't bring myself to take a selfie. It makes me feel like such a faggot for some reason.

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>>41344341
Nigga filter memes are the best memes desu

>>41339805
>fat girl hits on you
>acts super autistic back
>thinks it's a quality mire
Sad!

>>41344310
kek
10/10

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What do I say next?

are you using Scobby pictures on tinder?

>>41344443
take your phone outisde
put it on the bbq
get the igniter
burn that shit with fire

>>41344443
lmao just kys

>>41344477
That's not an adequate response turtledick

>>41344443
if real, this autist literally cannot be allowed to reproduce. kys

>>41344310
fucking kek

>>41338562
Got tinder recently
One match in already snaggin nudes

>>41341197
Have kids quick unless u want downie kids

>>41344570
Why? Because he took the time to talk about the weather with a woman? Get your head out of the gutter, open your eyes and become a genuine human being.

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>>41344443
>talking about weather

>>41339805
>Not telling fatty to go away
Cucked for life, friend!

Alright guys. What the fuck are you supposed to say when you're talking to a girl on these apps?

>>41344692
Depends on what you want. You probably don't want a committed relationship, and most of the women on Tindr (I should say ALL but I'm giving them the benefit of a doubt) are whores, so just ask straight up if you would like to engage in sexual intercourse.

>>41344740
> Rough sex and pizza?
That's all it takes for me usually read there bio just in case though
Also when they say "no hookups" they 100 percent of the time want hook ups

>>41344692
I've literally asked a girl if she wanted to grab a room and have some fun and it worked. Granted it was in person, not on an app. I've never used Tindr.

>>41344740
So literally just go "hey how's it going" followed by asking if they wanna fug?

>>41344777
Yes. It's not hard to negotiate with a hedonist.

>>41344799
Damn, alright. How do I recover this conversation with a qt asian? She asked me where I'm from and then left me on read

>>41338666
anon...

>>41344821
She might've moved on. If you don't know why she isn't responding, always move on.

>>41339805
audible kek

>>41344833
Alright thanks mate. Having a genuine conversation with people on these apps are a huge mistake. Even though all of them say they're not DTF

>>41343560
she has nice hands

>>41340103
I'm not 100% sure about this, but I think women brush their teeth.

>live in rural mississippi
>literally every woman on these apps are fat single mothers in their 20s

Get me the fuck out of here.

>>41344341
>texting Mom at 1AM
holy fuck my mom would kill me

>>41344443
I got something that's big as texas and a little humid, not sure if you can handle it tho

>>41345442
Learn Russia and tinder plus yourself in Moscow.
Fuuuuk
I go for a month every year and it's just dope
Sometimes I check out places in the US and it's disgusting by comparison. Like, the US makes me sick
Dat single motherhood seems to be the "in thing" right now

>>41338666
holy shit OP Satan commands it

>>41340052
She's the one who wanted to fuck. I just went along with it. She would have did it either way. I wasn't into her though. This other girl was everything I could ever want and I can't have her. It blows.

>its another "every ghuy on fit is an alpha stud" thread

yawn

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Straight forward compliments are for rookies.... kid.

You want the girls to just act like spazes after a couple of uninterested messages

>>41344465
>>41344477
>>41344570
>>41344654

sometimes the girl isnt interesting enough to have a bangin conversation or get flirty right away. i usually dont bother and just send a dick pic but good job on u for trying anyways.

if they got a boring face, pics,description sometimes theres nothing u can say other than dickpic.jpg

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>>41346569

How do I let a girl know that I wanna skullfuck her without sounding autistic?

>>41346569
>Luke
Top kek

>>41339805
is this bumble? how do i use this? did you guys create a separate facebook account for it? ive never used tinder or bumble but im considering it

>>41346587
>lol

jesus christ there are people who actually do that shit

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>>41346587
>only 856 m away very close lol
Jesus fuck, that's creepy.

>>41346587
omgLOL ok i need to get this app that is too funny
>tfw no creepy stalker 5/10

>>41346701
JUSt ask if u can suck her dick

>>41338562

Lads....

Do you need facebook to use tinder?

>>41346808
Think so.

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>>41346587
this bitch really wants the d

I'm dating 2 girls at the moment. Obviously they don't know about each other, luckily they're in two different cities (which I travel between quite frequently because one is my home city and the other is where I'm studying). It's really stressful and I feel bad, but I'm not sure which to go for. Thoughts?

>>41346880
JUst gO witH yOur HeArt

>>41339258
best Asian cook on YouTube, she's so adorable
i just want to be her big spoon and have her fall asleep in my arms
>then put it in her pooper right when she hits deep rem sleep

>>41346587

>that moment when you notice some girls reach even higher levels of autism than us

scary

>>41344692
Was your mom an airline pilot?
Because I want to fuck your throat

>>41346880
>Obviously they don't know about each other
Nothing obvious about that. I'm dating two girls at the moment, and chatting up another two. They all know about eachother and there is no drama. Poly is fun.

>>41346974
RRREEEE FUCK OFF CHAD

>>41346993
fuck off r9k

deeze real nigga chads need to take back the board

>>41346880
The genetically superior one.

>>41346974

Are you going serious with them or isit all just casual? I can't really imagine why a woman would want that kind of relationship if you think from the evolutionary perspective?

>>41347036
Girls would rather share a 10/10 alpha chad than settle for some average numale cuck. They want his superior genes for healthy offspring, and then rely on beta providers if/when the need arises.

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>>41347036
There are two modes a woman has and this has been shown convincingly in many studies. While ovulating, they prefer more masculine men. Its the promise of better genes they will provide when impregnating them.
The other is that of asexual attraction, the provider role. Money, status. Those things dont make a woman wet on a primal level, but a wealthy man can better take care of her and her child.

I was in a relationship with two girls for half a year, one girl knew about the other and accepted it.

have any of you guys ended up getting what you wanted but in a shitty monkey's paw kinda way?

just got with the girl i wanted since i was like 15, but it felt so hollow brahs

>>41347061
>>41347125

Yeah I was thinking something like that. It is just that I too have this casual thing going on with two girls and I feel like they are okay with it only because Im too valuable to let go.

I think that at some point they get these feelings ad want to get serious monogamy, another already said her brain is fucked up because of me. Is this bound to happen or can I somehow keep status quo?

>>41347263
yeah, just keep reminding them it's their choice, share you or have nothing

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>>41346569
>>41346587
>>41346755

what app is it? not tinder right?

>>41346746

I remember a one night stand I had where I didnt even tell the girl my name and in the morning she had memorised my full nume, DOB and home address (in postcode). She had gone into my wallet during the night and found my drivers license. She recited it to me completely unprovoked. She also said I was only the second guy she had ever been with. I got the fuck out of there

>>41346580
>sometimes the girl isnt interesting enough to have a bangin conversation or get flirty right away
Only SOMETIMES?

>25
>can't even imagine being wanted by another person

These threads make me want to die, but I can't do that because then I wont make it.

>>41347332

bumble

dont bother with it unless you are attractive. females on their HAVE to message you first if they want to chat, you are unable to send them anything after matching. this means only the top guys will ever get messages. whereas at least with tinder you can spit some game to any hoe that matches you and get her interested

>>41347208
Yeah you always want it right until you get it. Wish love like in fantasy books was possible but truth is you just get bored, it doesn't exist

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Probably should have replied to this one..

>>41348223

i don't even know what i want, it was just so different from how i imagined it to be

was hoping for a special, intimate first time, instead it was just wild, meaningless fucking

feels empty man

>>41340004
I feel you bro (except the 4/10 part).You always want what you don't have.

>>41346569
I love seeing girls sperg. It's fucking pathetic

>>41338666
Satán please guide my cock!

>>41343410
>>41343495

My one and only relationship I had was long distance. Lasted 1.5 years. Didn't end due to distance - she was actually moving to the UK to study.
We spent quite a hefty amount of time together when I flew over all during Summer 2015. Ended because her dad didn't think I was good enough for her. (He was FBI equivalent).

Protip: fucking be a man

>>41344443
>talking about weather with a fatty
anon, i...

>>41348262
>only if i can do it to you

>>41347332
why'd you post a picture of holyfield?

I'm going to ask a grill out tomorrow in the morning. Wish me luck, brehs.

>>41338666
GET BEHIND ME SATAN

>>41347976
if you arent bald or noticeably balding, you should have no problem getting mires at 25

>>41351470
I'm the guy dating 2 girls earlier in the thread and I'm visibly balding at 21 lol

>>41344443
why are you talking to ugly fat girls anyway

>>41347125
you're fucking retarded

women prefer masculine facial features during ovulation and feminine facial features during their period

>>41338562
i got the stare and look away when i look at her yesterday at the farmers market from a mixed qt

felt bretty good breh :)

>>41351660
that's literally what >>41347125 said you dipshit.

it's better genes, vs safety. the more feminine looking guy indicates a safer, less risky senario. they are more likely to stick around due to lower sexual value instead of just banging as many women as possible, as well as pose less of a risk to the women and child

>>41348262
Lets see this chest big boy

>>41338562
What she saying O wow too?

>Tfw tried bumble
>make account
>uggos and fatties for miles
>anyone remotely attractive is too old and husband hunting
>nty
>delete account
>uninstall
Wew lads. I envy your geographic proximity to pretty sloots.

>>41348262
this is what incline DB gets you

>>41354132
If I'm a noob and my routine says bench, should I mix in incline DB for better aesthetics?

>>41338562
>tfw Tinder for a week and only one match

>>41344443
wow, everything really IS bigger in Texas

>>41355770
I'd also like to know this.

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I think I found the one lads

>>41356480
bot, lad

>>41356697
>bots are using pics of 4/10s and lower now
i'm screwed lads

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>>41344443
>talking about the weather with a fatty

>>41345442

>have shirtless pic of me on tinder
>from Colorado so girls are used to seeing ripped guys on tinder, never get a message about it
>go to Arkansas with my family for a week last summer
>get several messages about how sexy I was talking about my physique etc from decently attractive girls
>couldn't fuck cause with family

Damn it must be ezmode in those shitty states. Too bad most of the girls are ugly/fat tho

>>41346808
You need to have a facebook page, don't have to use it though.

>>41346808
I logged out of my accoutn yesterday and when i went to log in again i noticed it said you could log in with a phone number now

>>41356826
>discriminating against fatties
>not knowing a fat girl with a pretty face is a steal

Don't pretend to be redpilled

>>41356697
cheers m8

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>>41347125
So basically, women can't be trusted to know what they even want?

Welp. I'm done. Sloots from here on out for me lads, I'll just adopt when I'm 35 or something.
Why deal with relationshit when, if you're attractive enough versus her self-perception, you can LITERALLY have a harem AND THEY LOVE IT?

>>41358424
ARTIFICIAL WOMBS AND REALISTIC SEXBOTS SOON BROTHER

>>41339862
this, you're doing them a favor.

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when will you realize that the only thing that matters is sext game? pic related, sexting this qt as we speak

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>>41358564
>>41358564

>>41341043
>>41341079
Would you really bang an annoying 2/10 simply because le virgin?

>>41346746
kek, this

>>41358580
top fucking kek

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I remember my first mire
>be 16, lifting for about 8 months after being inspired by mirin threads
>going on school biology camp with about 4 dudes and 25+ broads
>in free time, small group is gathered at the playground doing chin-ups
>it's my time to shine
>smash out 12 of the bastards which was impressive at the time
>every one is freaking out, asking me to flex
>all the women feeling my arms like when a white person goes to Africa
>feelsgoodman

A few hours later
>assigned to dinner duty in food hall
>suddenly a few girls call out to me
>"anon, flex!" while making the arm motion, it was legit like a /fit/ copypasta
>I flex from the kitchen and they actually "wooo!'

Solidified my reputation as sick swole dude from then on

>>41358580

>the rear suspension instantly snaps

Every time.

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>>41346587
>very close lol
anon, I'm scared

>>41358712

every fucking time.

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>>41358580
>this kills the sides

>>41338666
This desu

>>41348570
>caring what the dad thinks

>>41358424
that r squared value tho

>>41358768
So, women wouldn't understand anyway. What does it matter?

>>41346587
No way she gets laid much.

>>41354132
>>41355770
Incline DB is GOAT for chest development
so yeah I suppose you could

>>41356882
why would girls from Colorado be used to seeing ripped guys on tinder?

>>41360427
It's one of the least obese states in the US. It's full of mountains and the people are pretty outdoorsy from what I know, so fit people are actually normal there.

>>41338666
praise the lord

>>41340052
Your virginity is showing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WhQ-AEZovE

>>41344268
Jolibee

>>41346587
>>41346569

The rare beta female

This chick stopped messaging me awhile ago from college and recently her friend followed me on instagram
and said im friends with this girl which was odd so goes onto asking me "what is up with you and katie". whats this all about? katie is the grill i talked to awhile ago. I replied we just talked and thats it,
i mentioned her name because she did saying if she went to classes still, did mention her that much but she noticed and also said you ''brought her name up alot" when we were messaging other that she went on to compliment me on my mix race and that was it. Should i have hopes up?

>>41360519
Yep, this + I'm at a uni with a great gym so a fair amount of people are at least semi fit looking.

>>41361247
didnt mention*

>>41346415
Remember, only you thought of that.
That is all Anon.

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>>41361247
read your message before posting

this was hard to read, anon

>>41347909
Wew psycho girls are not to be underestimated

>>41343410
Na. My sister did long distance for five years before they moved to the same country.

They were both faithful the whole time.

You guys just go looking for the wrong women.

>>41338666
include me in screencap pls

>>41356777
The solution is simple; marry a manbot

>>41358697
but did you get your dick wet? fucking autist

>>41343495
>and she's turbo NEET
ABORT
As soon as you'll stop giving her attention for a little bit due to whatever, she'll latch on to the next source of attention she can get, making you obsolete. Been there, done that.

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>>41361247
lrn2engrish

>>41351470
I'm 25 and balding. I still get laid regularly and easily. The fuck you talkin' 'bout?

>>41339805
Aye she be a troll, but mire is a mire

Stop posting these retarded threads. It seems people just post these to subtly brag anyway, if though it's bragging about shit that does not matter

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>>41358580

>>41361783
newfags need not say their opinions

>>41361797
"Hey bois these girls glanced over at me they were totally mirin so hard haha yeah a girl even messaged me on tinder" stfu this is so beta

>>41361850
Wow, dude, you're like, the first person, who ever thought that, or posted that same thought, in one of these threads.

Good for you man you really showed us on an anonymous dick pic sharing forum.

>>41339805
>a-a-are you a bot

You don't deserve civility. Not gonna make it

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>>41358697
>all the women feeling my arms like when a white person goes to Africa
I know that feel

>>41339016
hhhnnngggg asian milfs

>>41360953
filipino milfs? noice

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fuck me up senpai

>british born chinese guy
>distinctly average face
>/fit/
>singer/guitarist
>l o n d o n
>selective swipes
>rarely got any matches

How doomed am I lads? Considering reinstalling over the summer and having better pics.

>>41362427
>shitimbald
kek

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>>41362427

>shitimbald

>>41356480
why the horse face?

>>41362427
FUCKING HAHAHA

>>41362411
If you're looking for 7/10 Asian girls that are absolute psyco for white dick, Filipinos are the way to go my brehs

>>41348262
can i rest my balls on that perfect face of yours?

>>41362754
>tfw no filipina GF

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>>41348262
Can I rest my cock in that perfect throat of yours?

>>41338666
calm down satan

>>41362459
Is that you again west chink? I tried unselective swipes and still get nothing.

>>41362754
gooks aren't 7/10

>>41364483
Yeah mate.

What are ur pics like? Also stats?

>>41340132
>my gf never sucked dick before me
lol, whatever helps you sleep at night buddy

>>41340132
lol

>>41364530
dyel stats. I don't eat or sleep enough.
Average pics by /soc/ standards. Don't want to play the race card but...

>>41364782
>Don't want to play the race card but...

I know what you mean bro. Fuck it, just keep on getting /fit/.

>>41363638
KEK THIS

is bumble better than tinder at this point?

>>41364782
iktf

>>41351068

gl brah

>>41366324
if you enjoy getting 1 match per month, yes

>18 just started uni
>be a 5/10 at best, unkempt beard, chubby
>get oneitis HARD for a qt coursemate
>get friendzoned for 2.5 years
>take a year out of uni, shave, take care with appearance, nail diet, train hard
>finally end up sleeping with oneitis
>tells me she doesn't even know if she likes me, she just thinks I'm "pretty"

>tfw a piece of meat

not sure if this is a good mirin feel or a bad one

>>41341079
thats your opinion

Just got an 18 year old to fuck rofl, this shit is so easy.

>>41344443
>using the upturned emoticon

nigga shes wrong

>>41338663
no wtf

>>41367010
Most people would be hurt by something like this. But in this sad/vain community it's one of the best compliments you can get

>>41367010
>You found out your oneitis is a slut that sleeps with guys for being hot

Internalise this, fool. You put a slut on a pedestal

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>>41348308
This feel is too real

>>41362427
They really should just nuke Ontario already

>>41367187
I know, and it did feel good but it felt so hollow
>>41367193
She had (and still has) a bf. He's the only guy she's ever been/slept with afaik. Still knowing she cheated devalued the fuck out of her in my eyes. Whole reason I put her on a pedestal was because I thought she wasn't a slut. I've since broken contact with her...

>>41366871
I get like 5 a day if I swipe regularly

>>41344065
this
>>41343560
how did you get banned?

>>41367273
Good call because as far as you know, you're the only guy other than her bf she's slept with. Which means you're not, you stupid shit.

>>41341301
Fucking choked on my choco milky because of you.

Any flirty things i can text my fwb? I wanna get her horny af rn. Personally i'm a fan of the less is more lines

>>41338562
>At gym getting swole in sweatpants and flip flops
>zero fucks
>hitting arms hard as fuck
>two girls doing squats mirin
>they keep talking to each other and looking at me smiling
>one walks up to me to ask if i can lift a barbell for her to hang it up because she is to weak
>oblige her
>Make eye contact with her and she just smiles and looks down and her face begins to turn red

Feels good since a was 300 pound fat fuck a few months ago

>>41358697
>>all the women feeling my arms like when a white person goes to Africa
>then I get decapitated and raped because I'm a white person in Africa

ftfy

>>41361363
>>41361707


he's mixed raced what do you expect

Be a waiter
>Waited tables for 7 years
>Lost 25 pounds from January this year to present
>Swinging that kettlebell man
>Old lady's pat me on the arms
>Regular customers say I look good

>>41339308
>3+

Lmao you sheltered faggots. That's a small number

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>>41338666

>>41338562
A qt girl i was studying with in a group said that i had a perfect nose

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>>41341301

>>41339805
would still fuck

>>41339308
>3+
Lmao nigga what happyland do you live in lol only 3

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she hasn't stopped btw

>>41371936
oh my goodness
post her pics pls wat she look like

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She mirin'

>>41361247
What?

Alright boys question time
Would you rather
>have 1 qt virgin gf forever
>fuck sluts

You can pick one and only one

>>41372058
for me it goes:

blow my head off and escape this existence > 1 qt virgin gf forever > fuck sluts

>tfw don't drink so can't just go to bars with qts
>instead always offer the planetarium show
>has one of the projection domes on the roof
>sickest fucking shit in the world
>I've seen the same show for 3 months in a row
>Staff even know my name and know that I take a new girl every 2-3 weeks
>Talk to this one qt, usually don't sperg but she's perfect and I got oneitis immediately
>She's into me
>Sitting inside the planetarium waiting for the show to start
>Start telling her how much I love this place and how cool the shows are (I genuinely enjoy the show everytime)
>She leans over and says "I'd enjoy your place so much more right now."
>I'm completely taken off guard, genuinely thought qt was out of my league
>Sperg out
>"Yeah but the show is really cool, trust me you'll really enjoy it."
>She crosses her arms and leans away from me the entire show
>Couldn't even focus on the stars because I knew I fucked up
>After show ask if she wants to go back to mine
>"No that's okay, it's getting pretty late and I'm tired. Talk to you later."
>No goodbye hug, no goodbye kiss, no text later

I hate myself.

>>41372058
As im currently with my virgin gf ill stick with option one

>>41372085
fuck her, shes a whore.

>>41372085

She failed the test. If a girl can't chill and enjoy what you want to enjoy for a couple of hours she isn't even worth fucking.

>>41372130
It's not even a long show, it's literally 35 minutes.

>>41362459
HERMAN RII?!?!

>>41372085
Don't be upset. She was a vapid air-headed bimbo. Planetariums are awesome. She probably has no motivation to learn or improve herself so put in an educational environment like a planetarium probably scared her so she resorted to her natural instinct to offer sex in order to avoid broadening her horizon.
I'd watch through the whole planetarium show. No homo

>>41372136
You could have stayed, you just need better banter. Like "I love making girls wait" or some shit. Plus I have 0% chance directly asking to go back to my apt. I always have to have some indirect shit like "I have great posters at my place".

>>41356042
kek

>>41362427
my fucking sides

>>41362459
asian here, this shit happens to me too but I'm pretty successful hooking up with girls when I meet them casually in real life. IE the receptionists/female trainers at the gym I go to usually make prolonged eye contact with me, initiate conversations and casually checking me out during workouts. this is considering I come off as pretty cold to people.

i'm pretty much forced to meet people the old fashion way and its slowly making me more redpilled about the girls I hook up with since they might be secretly racist.

>>41372136

Yeah man any girl who can't put off getting dick for 35 minutes to potentially enjoy something cool can go and get hit by a truck.
I haaaaaate hate hate vapid cunts.

>>41372009
Hahahhahahaha please tell me that was recently, and you fell asleep for 7 months

>>41371936
Just
Fuck
Her

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>>41372268
Ongoing

>>41372295

she's not attractive.

>>41372319
Pics?

>>41372311
And she's still responding

absolute fucking kek

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>>41372311

>>41372058

1 qt virgin

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>hearing from other anons how easy it is to get laid
>find it impossible to fugg after girlfriend broke up with me years ago

I get told I'm attractive all the time. I wish I knew what I was doing wrong.

>>41348262
She looks qt as hell.
Why ignore her?

>>41371936
Please just reply. I'm in pain.

>>41372468
You're not being charming.
Honestly many women don't even give a shit what you look like. You just gotta have charm

>>41372605
A lot of women have said I'm charming too.

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>>41364508
Current fwb. She's at least a 7

>>41338698
>>41338699
>>41339423
ya'll are falling for some entry level bait

>>41372058
Well I had a virgin qt gf and broke up with her recently for several reasons, one of which was the lack of decent conversation
We literally never argued, but we never had real conversations either (I think she was kinda autistic) and I didn't enjoy talking to her much

So... sluts I guess