Friday Night /fit/ Feels

>>41332498
>plans for the weekend

Where do you think you are right now?

>>41332498
mickeys crew reporting in OP

lets drink together and post feels on the internet

>tfw oneitis probably hanging with her fat short dyel mexican bf tonight going to get pounded into next week

at least she found and added me on facebook and snapchat.

>tfw going to see her on monday and shes going to ask how my weekend was

>>41332498
Aye anon, vodka here.
Well I didn't work out due to DOMS. Although rather fired up about getting back to it on Monday.
Oneitis fucking off overseas so hit a dating site and already have 2 meets set up.
How are you OP?

My weekend is Sunday/Monday. Working 9-5PM tomorrow.

Going to be baked out of my mind in a couple of minutes though

I tried making Long Island Iced Teas, since I remember having them before and they tasted really nice

Fucking things tasted like poison, but that was the fastest I have ever gotten drunk. But I could only drink four of them before I was exhausted and had to sleep.

They tasted so bad

>>41332498
Workout went great today, hit all my sets/reps. Just finished week 4 of canditos 6 week.

Lonely AF since no one I know shares any of my hobbies and all my friends are off at UNI and I won't be joining them for a few more months. Plus finals stress lol

Consequently, I don't have much planned for this weekend

I really wanted to drink tonight but I'm so goddamn /fat/. Feel like I'd just be sabotaging myself, idk.

>>41332692
Raw vodka with spinach is how to make it. Don't try to pussy it up.

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>>41332498
>How was your workout today?
I half assed it and skipped my cardio. I've been feeling like shit because I lost a lot of blood yesterday and almost passed out. I'm mostly hungry as fuck right now but I'm on a cut so I don't know what to do. Like I've eaten more than usual and my body is still screaming for more. Very unusual, I don't want to break my cut but I'm unsure if I should ignore my hunger here.
>Got any feels to get off your chest?
Nah not really. My life is alright right now I suppose. How are you, OP?
>Plans for the weekend?
I was thinking about visiting my girlfriend in NYC, but I'm probably just going to wait for my birthday in two weeks. (It's only like a 4 hour drive.)

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>>41332498
finals monday/tuesday. trying hard to not buy a pack of cigarettes, havent smoked all semester

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>>41332498
Got this girl's number from class, said she'd like to go out for coffee one day

21yr old virgin how do i not fuck this up

>>41332793
Your bloodletting deserves a greentext story

>>41332812
Call her in a couple days and make the date. Be polite, but confident. Ask her what her interests and hobbies are, show interest. If you don't know what something she likes is, ask her and say she should show you sometime. If you do know what it is, say it's your favorite fucking thing ever even if it's a lie.

That aside, just be yourself and keep the spaghetti in check dude. And try to make her laugh. Oh and pay for her fucking coffee.

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>use apartment gym because too autistic in public
>grill at work who makes my heart go doki doki is a bantermaster who I can't keep up with
>plan to play vidya for my first free weekend without work for two months
>tfw lots of acquaintances but no friends

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>>41332498
>tfw I still keep remembering my multiple exes which have haunted my past even if I already have a long lasting girlfriend now who is shaping up to be my endgame
>I also lost count of how many exes I had because I just had so many exes through the years that my list eventually reached up to two digits a long time ago

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>NEET for the last 5 years
>finally start looking for jobs
>too dumb and/or incompetent to apply for any opening positions
There's no hope for me to ever become a functioning human being.

Finished up my last final of college on Tuesday - walking for graduation on Sunday. I'm pretty excited to move to a new city, start my job, get really focused on lifting and hopefully get a long term girlfriend instead of just banging sluts from the bars.

>>41332812
pretty much that V
>>41332839
but fuck the waiting for couple of days, and nobody calls anymore what are you 30. Text her right now, and arrange a meeting. If she said she wants to go out, she is already hooked. Well done anon....well done.

>>41332868
Really? I've had 24 exes and slept with 114 girls and I remember them all. Maybe not intimate details but I can at least still remember them. Maybe I'm autistic...

>on topic
Wtf do I do with my days off? I've been forced to take a fortnight of paid leave after not taking any holidays in 4 years. It's my first official holiday and I can figure out what to do with myself beyond walking around the neighbourhood

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>>41332812
>girl agrees to go on a date with me
>set up time and day
>she agrees
>an hour later she stops responding
>no reply 5 days later and the date was supposed to be tomorrow

>>41332906
How's that even humanly possible? How old are you? Post picture of your face, p-pls.

>>41332832
Not much of a story but alright.
>Start dating new girl a month ago
>She says she'd be very happy if we both got STD tested
>Want to reassure her I'm clean, figure it's fine and agree to make her happy
>Go to the doctor and ask for a generic STD test
>They make me piss in a cup and get blood drawn
>I had not eaten yet that day as I intermittently fast (so no breakfast) and had to skip lunch at work to make my appointment on time
>Didn't know these fucking vampires were going to take 5 large vials of god damn blood
>Think it's probably fine anyway, I've donated blood before and never had issues and they take more than this for that
>Fucking NOPE
>Get 3 vials in and start feeling light-headed
>Fourth and fifth vials fill real fucking slowly because my body has nothing to give
>She finishes, the room starts to spin
>I comment and she asks if I'm okay
>Insist I'm fine, twelve seconds later I am definitely not fine
>Start having heart palpitations, vision begins to dim
>"Am I fucking dying?"
>She tells me to put my head between my legs IMMEDIATELY
>I've prepared my whole life for this
>Assume self blow job mode
>Head starts to clear but now I'm nauseous as fuck and sweating like a fatty at a buffet
>Eventually start to calm down, she gives me some juice and says I'm pale as a ghost
>Five minutes later I feel fine and leave
Felt tired and hungry ever since.

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>>41332498


I would have plans but I'm on the night shift at work

Will be monitoring this thread until 7am (Central)


The good news is me and my friends will have a solid 9 hour Dungeons and Dragons session tomorrow night

And then I have a date with a qt3.14 on sunday

Oh and...
>How was your workout today?
Fuckin juicy. Back, trap, and biceps. I'm gonna make it

I want to do lmao2pl8 on my bench. But then I see people doing more than lmao3pl8 and I get discouraged... I feel bad about it. Is it even worth it?

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>>41332839
well I asked her if she wanted to get coffee next week, I just dont know what day yet

this isn't the first time I've got a girl's #, made plans, and then she just starts ignoring me though

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>>41332923

>Assume self blow job mode

Fucking lost it

>>41332923
Try eating red meat and drink a LOT of water.

>>41332946
Everyone has to start somewhere. When I started lifting I couldn't even do 95 lbs. Now I'm benching 315 for 5.

should I try and go out and make social gains tonight?

Don't really want too but I probably should, shits just too expensive

:\

Trying to cut but I'm feeling real depressed and would really like something sweet and a strong drink.

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>>41332498
Welp, I finally sperged out and missed my chance with some random girl tonight.
>be out with work colleagues, meet ex-colleague at a bar
>one of his new colleagues shows up beside me
>she's maybe a 5/10 at first glance
>shakes my hand but for some reason keeps holding it as she introduces herself
>asks me where I'm from because of my accent
>tells me I'm "the most beautiful guy she's ever met"
>t-thanks?
>asks me if I want to dance
>tell her we were just about to leave to another club, she should come with
>doesn't seem to like the idea and starts dancing on her own - face still 5-6/10, realize body 8/10
>disappears shortly after

At the time I wasn't too fussed, but once I left I figured I should've just gone for it.

On the bright side I had a decent workout today, and getting complimented that way was pretty new to me.

>>41332920
I'm 29 and I'm about a 6/10. But I'm outgoing and sociable; even when I was 100kg+ I'd still get laid because of it.

Not all the exes lasted long, either they left me or I left them. About 8 or so cheated on me. As for the girls slept with, I was mates with the supplier for the local bikie gang. Lots of parties. And when I was at uni it kinda got around I was a good lay and had no trouble getting laid after the first year.

Admittedly I haven't been laid in the last 2yrs so I am kinda living vicariously through my past.

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>>41332947

maybe she's busy bro

Sometimes I just turn my phone onto Do Not Disturb and won't respond to friends/family for hours

There's a coffee shop I go to on a semi-daily basis and sometimes when I'm there I just whip out a pack of smokes, turn some music on my headphones, and chill and don't look at my phone. And the only people I talk to are people actually in my physical presence that I know at the cafe


Also maybe she's intentionally not responding to build suspense. I do that with girls

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>>41332923
Holy shit, how motherfucking retarded is your doctor? "You're pale as a ghost" like why the fuck would you say that? Why the fuck would a doctor keep taking blood if your body is clearly running out? "Oh hhaaha you're so pale maybe you need medical attention" said THE MOTHERFUCKING DOCTOR IN THE ROOM. Holy tittyfucking christ.

>>41332960
Glad I could make you smile my man.
>>41332962
Yeah I basically drowned myself today and ate 400 calories over my normal cut limit. I figured that'd be enough, because normally I'd be more than full. But I'm still a good amount under my TDEE and my body is apparently unhappy about that for once. Unsure if I should say fuck it for today and break my cut.

Workout was fine. I improved on my OHP 205 for 5x5.

But as far as feels man. It's getting to the point where me and my gf are about to flush 3 years down the toilet. It's getting me worried that she's probably out getting fucking drunk and making out with some stooge right now...I'm trying to to care man I really am, but I can't let the feels for her go.

>>41332906
Jesus christ dude, I don't even know if I know that many fuckable women. Where do you meet them all?

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>>41332498
>tfw I can't progress on my bench
>stuck at 185 for the past couple weeks

Everything else was alright. I came home, decided to just wash the dishes and pick up shit everywhere, got my roommate to help me with some of it as well. Though since I'm jobless now, I'm trying to do what I can to stave off boredom. Doing everything I can not to get back into WoW, even though I have tokens for game time.

>10-page paper due Friday
>haven't even started reading any of my sources

JUST

>>41332498
Mixed feelings

Getting steady gainz now that I am eating a lot more, which is nice. Also got the highest grade in my class for my History final. Motivation is extremely high right now as well, been reading more, waking up at 5 AM to run.

On the other hand, the girl I was going to ask to dance is already taken. Worst part is that I feel I waited too long when playing my cards and someone else moved in. Live and learn I guess. At least it is more fuel to my gainz.

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>>41333025

anon... today IS friday ...

>>41333009
Beats the fuck out of me dude. I'm just glad I'm not dead and got it over with. I haven't been sick in 3 years, so I never see my doctor to begin with.

>>41333036
Next Friday, nigger

>>41332910
>this
Why the fuck to these dumb broads do this shit? I get saving small-talk for the date but holy shit...

>>41332910
Why are you still sending her messages after you've set up a time and day?

pretty good workout actually

im slowly realizing i have horrible trust issues and will never be able to trust someone enough for them to be my significant other and it may very well ruin a pretty good relationship ive been in for a while

honestly nothing for the weekend and thats the way i want it right now. i just got a new job working through the city picking up peoples recycling and despite being pretty /fit/ its still pretty exhausting so i need some fuckin time to kick back.

>>41333021
Depends on your definition of "fuckable". I mean it's not like all of those girls were 8+/10. And a good deal of them were crazies too.

>>41332906
>He kept counting after 12 or 13

lmao why

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>at work
>talking with one of girl coworkers
>she struggles to lift a vacuum
>give her some cheeky banter about it
>"I could probably lift you!"
>dare her to try
>gives a huge bear hug trying to lift me
>breasts are firmly pressed against me and she's not trying too hard to do anything else
>smiles and laughs with me about it afterwards
>mfw

Highlight of my day: had a coworker rub her tits against me in a pretty low key lustful way. She's been pretty touchy with me lately, likes getting close whenever I talk to her and touches a lot.

I'm on a committed relationship atm. It's a strange as it is nice.

>>41333111
>Didn't lift her up after she failed to lift him
>Didn't cradle her in his arms to show off his gainz
You blew it.

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>>41333076
I wish chad would leave them alone for a week


reeee

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Workout was radical. Back day. My back is a piece of shit and I've had problems with it my whole life but I still manage to get in good lifts. Was cool.

I got finals so I'm a shut-in all weekend. Might hang with my gf if she gets some free time. Otherwise I'm a vault dweller.

I can't drink cause the hangovers are devastating (oldfag).

Did I win the prize for the most boring post in the thread?

>>41332498
>How was your workout today?
Pretty bad, tried to add some kg to them lifts but i was tired and couldnt do anything right, maybe i should stop going 5 days/week
>Plans for the weekend?
I should be with my friends in some party now but i want to stay comfy and watch some oneyng

>>41333121
I would but I was actually busy and didn't expect any of that to happen. Thinking back, should told her that if she wanted to grab me like that, we should somewhere more private.

>tfw just made plans for hanging out with a potential new oneitis sunday night but I asked her if she wants to go for a walk and now I'm worried I fucked it up
>tfw now my master plan to lure her to an obscure part of campus and have intimate conversation and just maybe lose my kiss virginity might be ruined

>>41333036
no, this is patrick

>>41332775

Wtf? Just make gin and tonics or black russians

>>41333096
>im slowly realizing i have horrible trust issues and will never be able to trust someone enough for them to be my significant other and it may very well ruin a pretty good relationship ive been in for a while

i know that feel me mane, in a similar situation right now, might fuck up a relationship with the only girl i've ever loved. i think the best thing to do is just calm yourself and have faith in what's between you. be all you can be and hope it'll work out, don't sweat too much about jealousy or if she ebbs and flows. just stay strong.

>>41333158
Or don't even use vodka. It's a woman drink for the most part. Whiskey drinks are superior. Gin and tonics are god tier however, so that's a good suggestion

Got a minor rib fracture on wednesday
Everytime I move my left pec it hurts like DOMs and sometimes I a deep pop in my rib cage
When can I lift again? the feels are piling up

>>41332869
Online courses senpai.

Drinkin and playing jackbox with friends

>>41333184
>jackbox

What sex position is this?

>>41333196
similar to the wheelbarrow but her arms are in the air

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>>41333168
thanks brah, that shit means a lot desu

>>41332498
Made 52 bucks of tips delivering pizzas tonight. made some good gains today too.

Though ever since being back in my hometown for summer while college is out, I keep thinking of my high school sweetheart. She was truly something else and I miss her. I wish I could of gone to college in Cali with her.

I'm actually a /fat/izen.

Started here at 211 lbs and I'm currently at 198 lbs. goat is below 180.

Tomorrow I'm getting my blood taken to see if I have depression. I can't find motivation anymore for my favorite things and it's breaking my heart.

Another half hour jog after midnight.. another night feeling alone

Cardio and accessories so I can drink and play a video game later, crush is at work. I hit it once and I'm trying to get back in there, I drink to ease the pain

>>41333283
>Started here at 211 lbs and I'm currently at 198 lbs. goat is below 180.
It always weirds me out when I'm heavier than fatties.

>>41332923
break your cut, just for today and tomorrow

you need to make back up blood, and mass producing cells saps a SHITTONE of energy, so eat up

having less blood than you should means you will recover a lot slower from workouts as well, another reason to temporarily go off the cut - two days eating at or slightly above maintenance will only set you back a tiny bit, and your gains will thank you

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We did it /fit/!

I read the fucking sticky and lost 10 kilograms.

>>41333319
>slowly achieving thigh gap
CONGRATS and HNNNGGGG

>>41332498
Already two pints of vodka in. Best bro just got out of jail so going to go pound some Cinco de mayo shots with this nigger. Stay safe famalam

>>41333312
You put a lot of work into lifting and I put in a lot of work on A&W.

Hope to see you reach your goals anon .

>manged to get three lifts days in this week
>3rd was after work tonight
>made somw dinner now in bed watching sox somehow lose to the twins
>working in the garage tomorrow then manning the grill for my cousins grad party
>gunna slam tequila and grill some sirloin asada for seiso de mayo

Pretty comfy weekend

>>41333319
You look the same.

>>41333364
Thanks! Keep me motivated anon

>>41332793
Dont if you're trolling or not, but if you aren't you should probably eat pretty big after losing a lot of blood. Eating at a deficit after losing blood seems dangerous and stupid.

>>41332498
I'm fucking sick. worst thing ever. feel weak as fuck, don't think I could squat 150 right now.

all i want to do is get better, lifting is honestly all I really care about

>>41333319
Looked better in the before. Do you have vanity pictures from before that I could buy and use as my motivation?

>>41333319

time to post tits to celebrate

>>41333407
Feel you.
Tonsillitis for past couple weeks, I can feel my gains slipping.

>>41333319
Left was better

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Didn't lift today because I lift tues/thurs/sat. Lifted for the first time in like 1-1.5 years on Tuesday,felt weak af but it's so nice to get back in the gym. I think back to the weight I used to be able to lift and instead of getting discouraged, I get pissed and super motivated, so that's nice. Just need to get my diet in order desu

No feels atm, I stopped smoking weed like 6 months ago after smoking just about every day for the past 6 years and I feel 100x better. Most of my depression and anxiety has cleared up, feel a lot better about myself. I'm balding at 24 so that sucks but I'm just gonna shave my head. Also just got over being super self conscious over my height (5'5 t-thanks /fit/). Female companionship would be nice but I'm not at the best place in my life right now for that and have no way of meeting girls anyway.

No plans for the weekend atm, might go hang out with a friend in the city but idk. His girlfriend is doing some performance art shit tomorrow that I have absolutely no interest in seeing but we might go to a concert later. Some other friends might go down too but idk if I want to hang out with them because they're just gonna get super high and be slugs. I reall shouldn't be spending too much money because I need to buy a new car and move the fuck out of my parent's house. Might try to go shooting or hang out with another friend if his finals aren't killing him, or maybe I'll stay home and play Medieval 2: Total War all weekend. I'd love to go fishing but it's been raining like fuck and all the creeks are gonna be flooded

/blog

>>41332572
Tell her you met some ppl you never seen before and you talked about bread/hobbies. It wont be a lie since we are here bro

>>41333348
We're all gonna make it, brah.

>>41332793
if you lose blood, eat some god damn protein man.

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>>41333504
I've been sober for 4 years and have no desire to ever smoke pot again. And yet I still hang around friends who smoke from time to time. But that's because they do other shit with themselves then smoke pot. The ones who smoke 24/7 and have no ambition are slowly drifting away from my friends group

>>41333319
Good job anonnette

>>41333283
If nothing changes, nothing changes

>>41333407
I know those sick feels bro.
I am still here at work until 7am. If anyone has a topic for discussion I'm down to clown

>>41332771
One night of setbacks isnt much. good to let loose sometimes since the end goal is to be happy

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Would you guys rather have sex with random women or have a gf that loves you?

I feel like I fall in "love" with pretty easily. At the same time I feel like maybe its not love, but just lust. Having a gf would be nice, but I think I need to fix myself first in order to find someone I can call gf.

>>41332498
>drank half a bottle of Ciroc
Weekend plans
>study for finals
Feels
>my oneitis turned 20 today, tfw 19 year old fag, gonna cry myself to sleep since I haven't seen her since June 2014

I stopped eating dinner halfway so I could have a wank

I need to get on top of this addiction bruvs

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Did my shopping and got all of my housework for the month done
Somehow also managed my normal workout even with my new 600+ defecit

Learned some swedish and sitting down with a glass of finlandia right now, gonna study for finals this weekend and paint

My only regret is that I didn't paint today

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Today marks a full month since my fatty ex dumped me for a freshman that looks like he's still in highschool.

>this is the best thing she did for me in the three years we were together
>fucked me over financially in the end too but thats getting better
>the desire to get back with her is gone, all that was revealed emptied me of it
>that pain when I see them holding hands
>twidling fingers while holding hands like we first did three years ago

Got my monte cristo style revenge, revealed a big secret that really fucked over one of her shitty roommates and made the whole apartment pretty tense. Did it after one of those skanks went up to me at a bar when I was with my buddy she wanted to fuck, saw me and started talking about how happy my ex and the new guy were. Dropped it right there on her fucking head and she started hyperventalating and ran off to find the other one and ask if it was true.

The benefit of all this is that they think I'm crazy now and are staying far, far away from me. I'd heard from others they'd spoken to about how afraid they were I was going to attack my ex and began to fear that they would try and file false charges against me.

Going to the gym has never felt so good and the future has never felt brighter. Thanks for tolerating my blog post, were all gonna make it.

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>>41334444
good mother of bateman's

>>41332498
>have wonderful gf who loves me a lot
>ever since I've gotten fit I've had the guilty pleasure of having thots touching my muscles and stroking my ego
>qt new girl at work
>wanna fuck

Wtf do I do?

>>41332498
Going to the US in August so I only have three months to cut. I'll be in las Vegas and they have crazy pool parties at my hotel.
>First week I was hungry every day
>get on the scales at the end of the week and I've put on 100g
This is going to be a long tough cut

>>41334451

You sound absolutely torn apart and selfish

You're gonna make it, I can smell it

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>>41334486
>don't cheat
wow that was hard

>>41332945
Righteous, campaign setting/plot?

Been DMing the same game myself for about 2 years now.

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>>41334486

Don't fuck her

Please for the love of God

Don't shit where you eat

It may seem tempting. You make end up hitting it off with her and then you reach what you think is a "rational and mature decision" with her about how no matter what happens, nothing is going to change at work

"Haha we talked about it and I think it's gonna be ok"


No dude. I've been there done that.
My dad has been there done that
My friends have been there done that
Other people on the internet have been there done that


Just be cool bro. Don't flirt with her. Don't fuck her

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Feeling sudden crushing defeat and depression setting in after almost a year of bliss.

>meet cute girl coworker
>find a few common interests
>start getting into hers and impress her a bit
>get her phone number
>make plans to hang out Thursday(May 4)
>fucking pumped
>day comes and I'm ready since 8 AM
>call her at noon to see whats up
>no answer, leave voicemail
>3 hours later call again and still no answer
>text her but no answer
>Saw her at work today
>Greeted me as usual, while I said hello and walked away
>looked at me a few times throughout shift
>Joked with my manager a bit and she laughed at my jokes even though she wasn't in the conversation


What the fuck do I do about this? I normally talk to this girl and we're usually excited to see each other. Should I confront her and ask what happened or just let it go and carry on as usual? It's really bothering me that I have no idea what happend and why she ignored me that day.


Also:
>ab roller
Can this replace doing crunches and shit? I never liked doing any kind of ab routine but I just got an ab roller and it's kind of fun and really challenging. I have a weak core though

>>41334486
>>have wonderful gf who loves me a lot
Don't you fucking dare cheat on her. If you're even thinking about it, you don't deserve her. Break up with her if you want to fuck the new slut so bad.

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>>41334501
>torn apart and selfish
You're goddam right I am, three fucking years, dumps me two days before spring break when we were supposed to go to California for spring break. Was saying suspect shit about this guy three weeks before as well. I've got the screenshots of her saying vile shit about her roommates who are her '''besties''' if I really need to do anything else.

>anon you should have seen it X and Y were all over newguy
>they want him but they're too fat and crazy!
>I'm only marginally less fat and crazy!
>he always sits next to me and smiles at me!

Can't believe I gave three years to this slag

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>>41334525

I'm not certain. We're starting a new campaign because we have some guys from outside our core group that want to play with us


From what I understand the campaign starts with our characters all being kidnapped and everyone wakes up in a Drow sort of "internment camp"


I decided to make a Dwarf Fighter. I've named him "Herpin". One of his roleplaying characteristics is that he has blisters on his cock..... Get it?.... Herpin.... has herpes

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>>41334548
>One of his roleplaying characteristics is that he has blisters on his cock..... Get it?.... Herpin.... has herpes

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>>41334548
>I've named him "Herpin". One of his roleplaying characteristics is that he has blisters on his cock..... Get it?.... Herpin.... has herpes

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>>41334536

Look man... Here's the bitter truth...

And take what I say with a grain of salt because I'm just some guy on the internet and I'm not there to witness her mannerisms or what she is like with you....

>One of these two things is going on Probably


>#1 --> She's not interested
My dad once told me that if a girl really wants to see you she'll remember your plans. Obviously you wanted to see her and you were ready since 8am all giddy to see her.

She blew you off and she's a piece of shit for that. But you don't want to be chasing after someone who doesn't you as much as you want her


>#2 --> (And I doubt this is the case) but she could be shit testing you

She could be testing to see how you react to the whole situation. In which case she's a piece of shit for it and that'd just be an unhealthy relationship
In the end.... unless she has a REALLY good excuse for why she didn't answer you, that's not some obviously made-up bullshit, I'd say forget her man... She's just gonna take up too much space in your head

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>>41334598

I appreciate your time, man.

>She's not interested
That could be true. I feel like she gives me small signs but that could be me blowing things out of proportion.

>she could be shit testing you
She doesn't really seem like the kind to do that, but I honestly don't know her that well to know for certain.

>She's just gonna take up too much space in your head
It's a little to late for that... my whole day at work was a haze. I had told myself before work that I wouldn't let her bother me and that I'd just be cheery as usual. But when I saw her I felt weird. It only got worse when she told me hello. Everyone at work kept asking if I was okay, which is weird because nobody ever asks about me, ever.

I deadlifted 2 plates for the first time in nearly a year and I feel fucking fantastic. Also found a cardio bunny. Not gonna do anything since I have a gf but eye candy in the gym is always nice.

>>41334626

So what does your gut tell you to do?

What do you think is the right answer to all of this?

You guys should come on over to the feel bar
http://boards.4chan.org/fit/thread/41332498#bottom

>>41334630
Wait wrong link heres the thread
http://boards.4chan.org/fit/thread/41331431#bottom

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Workout was okay. Only worked up to 200lbs for 2 sets of 3 on my cleans.

Then just couldn't hit 5x5 at 225 for bench. Ended up with 4x6.

Squats went pretty good though.

Tinder date blew me off, but fuck her, that meant I got to spend more time on accessory lifts in the gym.

>>41334634
Can i copypasta my post in this new thread?

>>41334636
>4x6
Wait, reverse that
6x4

>>41332498
>How was your workout today?
Today was my rest day. I had some awsoem food though
>Got any feels to get off your chest?
Hooked up with a girl from work I am not even remotely attracted to because she has cancer and I'm leaving for a new job in 2 weeks, and she has a huge crush on me. Felt like a make a wish fuck. Now shes texting me all the time and I'm too nice to just ghost her, but I don't want anything either. I thought I made everything clear.
Plans for the weekend?
Went out with friends tonight, relaxing on Saturday and working out, then fishing with gramps on Sunday morning, because I'm moving soon so quality time matters.

>come back home on vacation for two weeks
>don't know anybody to hang out or party with
>just been going to some shitty leisure center gym this whole time
>Facebook and Snapchat filled with people partying on cinco de mayonnaise
>I'm about to leave to go to a rub and tug massage parlor in a little bit

I don't even care anymore brehs

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>>41334629
My gut says to get to the bottom of it. The pain of not knowing is so much worse than finding out whatever it is she has to say.

I just want to know if she knowingly ignored me, got scared, genuinely forgot or whatever else. I don't want to be mad at her or upset with her. Yet I feel both of those and sadness too because I don't have anything to go on so my imagination is going wild trying to fill the void with baseless rationalizations.

But I feel like if I don't handle it delicately then it might really scare her or freak her out and she'll never accept any advances, even just for friendship and then I'll have to cut her out of my life and ignore her(yes I know that sounds extreme).

Today is rest day so I did some nice smooth iyengar yoga taught by an old-ass sweet little short man, my favorite human

Shoulders felt like shit until we did this sick yoga move where you build yourself a little recliner out of blocks and bolsters and blankets and lay on it for a while

Physical shit all sorted out now

Too bad emotions still fucked up kek

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>>41332498
>have a neighbor whogoes to them same gym as i do
>slightly buffer, way taller, way more handsome than I am
>never talk to him, but always feel like we're competing
>friday night
>movie night time
>go down to pick up junk food at a convenience store
>see him at his window on his computer, shirt off
>suddenly feel super guilty for buying junk food
>buy it anyways
Am I ever going to make it???!!

>>41334672
Have you eaten junk food? You can still make it anon!

>>41334681
Thanks bro, but it's all gone now

>Usually just sit sadly at home on Friday
>Its Cinco de Mayo!
>Invite everyone I know to do something
>No-one wants to do anything
>Just sit sadly at home on Friday

What do normal single people do with their lives. I have no idea, as I basically wasted my entire adult life so far trying to 'get ahead'.

Ive kinda been through the girls from my work and at uni, but they are pretty much all i come in contact with. i was thinking about messaging someone on instagram who i know mutually (she follows me back too). im like a 7/10, do you think she would appreciate someone reaching out to get to know her or should i just wait till i meet someone in person. i just feel like i wont meet anyone at the moment unless i use social media

This just happend hours ago
> me 24yo met this qt 19yo dance teacher
> butterface but bitchin body and moves
> we instantly matched
> fuck regularly
> hours ago we were fucking in my car vanilla roleplaying about how she will marry me
> - In case I dont marry you, just days before your wedding I will find you to make your dick fell off with a good fuck to remember me ;)
>Then on sorta said something like she wanted to fuck all her exs before their engagements
> drive back to my place all angry out of the blue..
Fucking hell /fit/ I just want a plain jane to settle and so far all the single ones are fucking whores...

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>>41334670
>Shoulders felt like shit until we did this sick yoga move where you build yourself a little recliner out of blocks and bolsters and blankets and lay on it for a while
that... doesn't sound much like yoga

>>41334717
Same here, My friends are all lazy drop kicks who dont wanna do anything new, but theyre the only people i get along with when im with them

>>41334727

I hate reaching out to girls using technology even being that I'm 24 years old but if you know how to talk to them then go for it

>>41334731
Weird...

>START DRINKING SMOOTHIES FOR CALORIES CAUSE IM A TWIG
>NOT EVEN A LOT IN THEM, JUST A CUP OF OATS, A CUP OF MILK, FRUIT, PEANUT BUTTER, ALMONDS AND YOGURT
>GET A REGULAR LARGE POOP EVERY MORNING ONCE A DAY

>SOMETIMES IT'S A PERFECT POOP, COMES OUT EASILY, ONE LARGE PIECE, NO WIPES NEEDED, OKAY THIS IS NICE

>MOST OF THE TIME THE POOP IS SOFT
>HAVE TO WIPE 20 TIMES AND EVEN STICK MY FINGER UP MY ASS TO GET ALL THE RESIDUE OUT
>STILL END UP WITH MUD BUTT AND HAVE TO GO BACK AN HOUR LATER TO WIPE AGAIN

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS ITS EMBARRASSING AND HUMILIATING HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS

>>41332498
Workout week has been good in a way. Didn't do enough cardio but been climbing and lifting hard at the gym.

About to start EMT school and I'm pretty excited to get that going.

Honestly what's bugging me right now is my friends. I want to move somewhere else and start over. In all honesty I don't actually like hanging out with them anymore and would rather hang out with people who want to go do things besides drink.

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>>41334754

Baby wipes nigga

Ideally, if I can help it, if at home, my poop routine is:
>Poop
>Wipe with toilet baby
>Wipe with baby wipes
>Take a shower

>accidentally come to /fit/ which i left before cause everyone is an alpha stud
>see friday night feel thread, wow whats this
>filled with college guys talking about all the sex they are having

away i go again i guess

>>41334772
I WAKE UP AT 6"15 AND FEEL THE POOP COMING ON AT AROUND 7 WHEN I LEAVE. I BIKE TO WORK AND WON'T POOP BEFORE LEAVING BECAUSE I KNOW ILL PROBABLY SPEND 10 MINUTES WIPING AND MY SHORTS WILL SMELL LIKE SHIT

POOP RIGHT WHEN I GET INTO WORK AND I SWEAR I EVEN TAKE THE PAPER TOWELS I WASH MY HANDS WITH AND USE THOSE ON MY ASS AT THE END AND THEY ARE CLEAN, ONE HOUR LATER BROWN AGAIN

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY... IS IT LEAKING OUT WHAT THE FUCK

>>41334476
forgotten weapons guy. A++

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>>41332812
Update here:

She said "Idk my schedule yet, I'll get back to you on Sunday"
It's ogre

My life feels like a cruel joke. I grew up a loser without many friends. I just played video games and sports without making friends. I just had 2 friends. I went through university with no friends. I started lifting about 3 yrs ago. I've made great muscle gains, friend gains and fashion gains. Women regularly compliment me out of the blue. But I'm still an ultra beta and have no idea what to do

Every time a woman talks to me it feels like they are expecting me to be this super alpha Chad because that's what I look like. But then I'm just a semi autismo engineer beta faggot.

DAMN I HATE BEING SOBER

IM A SMOKERRR

FREDO A DRINKER

TADOE WANT MOLLY WATERRR

BUT WE CAN'T SPELL SOBERRR

WHEN WE WILL ROLL UP

BITCHES BE ON USSS

>>41332923
>>41333009
Friendly reminder those vials are 10 ml each and most labwork doesn't even require a full vial. The colour of his skin had nothing to do with the loss of blood volume.

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>>41332498
I know it's a bit late but I just got home from the gym and my night is about over.

So gonna take this opportunity to get some stuff off my chest.

I can definitely feel myself getting stronger and having more endurance. But I'm not seeing any big changes in my weight recently or physical appearance.

I've started working out and cutting last year with some on and off progress. And in general I've lost about 65 pounds and gained muscle. (Lost about 17 in the last 3 weeks and gained roughly 1-2 pounds back)

I've gotten obsessed with trying to be healthy and become more desirable to both friends, family, strangers and the one I love. it's just frustrating cause when I look in the mirror, I still feel like a fat piece of shit. But at the same time, it's encouraging.

I'm climbing mount Whitney next week and I'm not ready for it all. One of my best friends signed me up for the raffle and I won. So ya, go me.

I don't think the climb will be difficult, it's the time factor that scares me. I've done a lot of hiking and climbing. But to climb 50 miles in 30 hours seems impossible for me. I'm just gonna do my best.

I've backpacked through Alaska for a month by myself. So it's not my abilities. Just time and endurance that worries me.

I'd also like to thank /fit/. You've guys been very helpful and motivational these past 3 weeks I've been browsing. Love you guys.

>>41335905

You can do it, kid

You're stronger than you think

>>41335630
>4chan.org/fit/banner.jpg

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>>41335932
Thank you sir! You're a saint.

>>41335617
It's not m8. Stop working yourself up (if thats how it's said).

I had a wonderful evening with my Irish gf in Rome. We went for dinner after a day at the colleseum and Forum, had a lot of drinks and then fucked the living daylights out of her.

No bad feels here senpai

I got a DUI and spent the night in jail for the first time.

>Happy Cinco de Mayo famalam.

I'll be spending this weekend reconsidering my life and finding a way to break it to my dad that his car I was borrowing in is in an impound lot. And scrounging pennies to get it out.

>>41336178
Nice man. Your life is now fucked for 5-7 years.

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>>41336183
Try 120 days driving privilege revoked, a shitton of fines, and having to find a new profession. It's just a class b misdemeanor here in the land of the free and home of the cucked.

It's not the end of the world, just embarrassing as hell and I'll have to cancel with a month's worth of clients.

Upside is that I'll finally be forced to do cardio by cycling everywhere. It's like a big reset button on my life. Water flows to it's own level.

>>41336250
Sure bud. If you're working a shit job and not applying anywhere decent it's fine.
Otherwise good luck getting a job. I got denied my life job due to a misdemeanor. Your car insurance will be fucked too.

>>41336263
I'm self employed so after all this blows over I'll just go back to what I do. It's seasonal so I just lost out on this season, I'll have to work a shit job and ride a bike everywhere for year, but that's actually how I saved up to start my company in the first place. It's my lot. Yeah insurance will be fucked but whatever. My truck is down anyway which is why I was borrowing the vehicle. No rush to fix the head gaskets now.
>and got so far, but in the end

>>41336283
Good luck then mang. Glad it doesn't impact you too much.
I'm happy mine is finally over.

>>41336287
Thanks fitbro. That's the thing, it'll be over and I'll be happy eventually.

Kinda disappointed that I was in holding for 12 hours and only in the block for like a half hour before I got bailed so I didn't get to learn sickcunt jail workouts from actual sickcunt jailbrahs.

Most everyone there was skelly and/or strung out on contraband anyway so I probably didn't miss out.

I'm vegan (let's not start) and all I ate the entire time I was there were two handfuls of wilted lettuce and like a 1/4 cup of overcooked peas. Kek, I even convinced the officers that I was Hebrew Israelite so I didn't eat animal products.

>teehee Israelites aren't necessarily vegan but it was an obscure enough faith for them to buy it.
>still got a tray of unidentifiable meat slop with... things... in it.

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>>41332498
Went to a friend's house with oneitis. I think there might still be hope for me, but she kept talking about this other dude and about they were "just friends". Woke up this morning with strange feels. Watched this video and just started crying my eyes out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC6sMFbL288

Even if there is literally zero hope for me, I will still try goddamnit

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>>41336663
You've gotta move sooner rather then later dude, she'll be riding someone else's dick otherwise. For the love of God don't pull on your eggs in this basket either, go in with an open mind.

Just b urself but also don't puss around it. She's talking to other guys about you and about how she's just friends with them. Young women are deceptive plotters, they want us to believe they are an enigma but they're self obsession makes them clumsy and obvious. It's not necessarily a bad thing, it's just how they figure out a way to survive.

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>>41333025

Feel you, brah.

I have two papers due next monday, I've written maybe 5

>mfw I'm probably gonna fail all of my classes this semester.

>>41336833
Talking to you about other guys***

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>>41336841
My 35 page senior project is due the 16th, graduation the 19th, but I can get a two week extension if I need it. Last topic chapter has to be at least 5 pages long and I've got to heavily edit the others and write the intro and conclusion. Mfw these faggots in liberal studies only have to write 10 page papers

>>41333025
>4 day exam starting monday
>havent even started reading curriculum

fuck my shit up senpai, barely passed last course why am I doing this to myself

>>41332498
Not sure where else to post this.
>tfw gf says she wants to start lifting with me
>finally hit 2 pl8 bench
>need C's on my finals to get A's this semester
>applying for pharm school this summer

Is my life finally coming together? Is this what it's like to be on the path to making it?

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>>41334548
>Get it?.... Herpin.... has herpes

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>>41334772
>tfw toilet baby escaped