>tfw no fit gf

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>tfw no ultra thigh brap gf

>>41330691
Fuck off with that lardass

unless you are successful, attractive women like that, that KNOW they are hot shit, will cheat on you if you dont stay current with shit they deem important like social circle and having enough money

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>>41330661
I always liked the aesthetic of OP and pic related. Fit, but not too much muscle or fat.

>>41331037
Good thing I'm an 'exotic' boi in the progress of getting my Engineering degree (I know it's not a 'cool' job but it pays decently)

>>41331038
this

>tfw my ex looked just like that

fucking kill me.

>>41331049

you and everyone else with an "engineering" degree that ends up working at starbucks

>>41331022
it's called
H I G H T E S T U F U C K I N G B E T A

>>41330661
>>41331038
Thank you for posting these 2 so fucking much. They just instantly lessened the intensity of my fat fetish. Please post more like them so I can hopefully overcome it completely.

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>>41331185
BE CURED

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>>41331037
> women
> hot

>>41331240
fake ass fake tits fake face fake hair

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>>41331240

>>41331132
You can call it holy mary IDGAF , but she's fat as fatass

>>41331287>>41331287
But...but...anon...doesn't fit like brap females ?

>>41331250
>>41331248

>>41331086
I don't even like engineers but to their credit they're literally the least likely to end up working at Starbucks. Are you retarded?

>>41330661
When she arches her back like that to disguise her pancakes does she think we cant tell?

>>41331565
tell what

>>41331570
that she has a small ass and is contorting herself really weirdly

>tfw fit gf who works out all the time

feels

good

man

>>41331586

she doesn't have a small ass tho, look at her other pictures

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>>>

>>41331696
looks like whoopy goldberg

>>41331240

Google the video where she jingles her ass. Obvious implants, absolutely no hamstring development.

>>41331983
who is she

>>41331926
sauce?

>>41331991

Sierra skye. Shares a name with a pornstar though

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>>41332210
https://www.instagram.com/a_naked_person_just/

>>41331049
>>41331086
>>41331501
Engineering grad that works a shit pay job and is not getting any use out of that degree here. The market for us is dog shit. Seriously. Unless your daddy, or mommy's old fuck buddy, has a connection to a job you're not getting one. Enjoy your debt. I know I am.

>wanting an Instagram attention whore
Kys

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>>41330661
FUCK YOU I READ
>tfw no tit gf

>>41332872
Where do you live?
Also what else would you suggest? Fucking Arts? If and Engineering degree can't get you a job, I don't know what will.

>>41332916
I live in the Pacific Northwest.

>what else would you suggest?
Whatever the market has a demand for.

>Fucking Arts
Agreed. Fuck Arts.

>If and Engineering degree can't get you a job, I don't know what will.
Look at what's in demand. Employers will consider you a flight risk for entry level jobs, and you have experience for a steady engineering position. Good luck.

>>41330691
Is on a fitness forum but is attracted to fatties.

>>41331983
are ass implants really that common?

>>41335406
fuck that's nice

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>>41335417
Common among whores and Instagram whores yeah.

This is what a real ass looks like

>>41331890
looks like feminine vampire that wants to suck on my gains

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>>41335426
https://www.instagram.com/fiona.behringer/

>>41330691

A little extra is fine on a woman.

A "Little" extra is fucking disgusting.

>>41332916
Computer Science or IT

>t. 1.5years out of uni and earning AU$110K/y in a software pre-sales role after working support in the company for a year

I saw a cute guy in the gym on Monday. Too bad he was only there that time because it was a bank holiday. Now I'm never gonna see him again damnit.

>>41335538
Her form is shit.

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>>41335841

That's too bad. He was probably your soulmate

Looks like you'll be alone forever

Since you're never gonna have a boyfriend, you might as well eat as much of [pic related] as you want

How do I get my gf to start working out?

She'd be 11/10 with her ass genetics GOD DAMN IT

>hey you're getting a bit fat
>WHAT!

We don't live in the same city so we can't work out together

The only way

>>41330691
fat isnt meat

>>41335841
when's the next bank holiday?

>>41335876
Can't fool me this time, g-godly ice-cream!

>>41335924
29th May. I suppose it's not too far away. I kinda wanted to talk to him as soon as possible before my anxiety talks me out of it

>>41335910
>We don't live in the same city so we can't work out together
In that case, you can't. If she doesn't already want to work out after getting even a bit chubby, then she will probably never stick to an actual routine.

>>41335943
Less than a month away. Go get him :-)

>>41336055
Thing is she worked out before, but she has very little money since she is a student, other than me paying for it I see no other way...

>>41336173
Can't she at least spare $20 a month? Some gyms cost even less but are less fitness-centery so may be less appealing to her. I go to a really cheap one which is basically falling apart but it does the job.

If she's getting chubby it's because she's eating too much, not because she's not working out. Get her to cut expenses from somewhere else.

>>41330661

Who is this instagram chick?

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>>41336130
That was a surprisingly nice reply.

I will anon, I'm just worried he'll move gyms or disappear forever like my last gym crush.

>>41336213
Anllela Sagra

>>41336196
She's not getting chubby, she's 56kg (120 lbs) and 175cm (5'7"), thing is the gyms where she lives are really fucking expensive, I'm talkibg between 40€ and 60€ (45$ to 65$). It's fuckin stupid (I pay 20$ for a top of the line gym where I live).

My only hope is that my working out will make her insecure enough to somehow find a way to sign up to some shitty female jump-pushup-squat class in the hopes of keeping up with me.

>>41331250
This is what I want, no more, no less.

>>41336238
I live in one of the most expensive cities in the world where all the gyms are like $60-90, and managed to find my $20 one. It's a bit tricky but there are always lesser-known gyms around. Sometimes they're even better than normie gyms. There's a powerlifting gym near me that's $14.

Like I said, she can always cut down on something to pay for the gym. Whether it's her shitty daily Starbucks or some dumb subscription.

If not, she can buy some cheap adjustable dumbbells from Craigslist really cheap and use them along with jogging.

>>41336213
literally in the pic you fucking cockroach

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>tfw no Moose gf

>>41330661
I'm trying to make my GF fit and it's slowly working. It's all about subtle emotional abuse. Essentially you make it clear that you value fitness a tremendous amount, and that while you respect her right to not place the same importance on it. All this must be coupled with posting lifting videos of you getting mired by girls on instagram and the occasional, very occasional, obvious glance at fit girls. Don't get her upset, just make it obvious you want a fit girl. If you're a successful guy with options, she'll do it. This is the key desu, being a successful man with options.

>>41331069
Post pics of your ex

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>>41331185

>>41330661
https://youtu.be/VQ-1q2aFzIM

>>41336298
Stop shilling this moose bullshit already

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>>41336337

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>>41336564

>>41336564
FUARRRRK

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>>41336580

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>>41336595

>>41336580
I don't know why but this cunt really annoys me. I think it's probably because she's always showing her ass off with the angle. Despite being hot, her vapidness and smugness makes me hate her

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>>41331345
brap gets you b& cunt

>>41336616
I hear you man. Still has a nice ass though. And I always liked those athletic fit polos made with whatever material they're made out of. Can't wait until I'm /fit/ enough to pull one off

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>>41336708

>>41331038
Don't forget ridiculously fake ott tits that make them look like cheap blow up dolls. That shit isn't fit

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>>41336580
Is it wrong that I find her more attractive when she was THINN rather than THICC?

>>41331501
Over saturation of market. Every boy wants to be an engineer. It's easy enough, they think it makes them look smart, and they think they'll all be rich. Reality is no one will hire you if you're not smart enough to truly complete against many others, which is the case for most

>>41335406
That looks oddly deformed, like an uncanny valley Photoshop.

>>41335464
>>41335406
If that's supposed to be same girl, definitely Photoshop

>>41331250
The perfect woman

>>41335511
That market is also saturated in the US. The only jobs you guys can think of are the two biggest memes lol. Heaven forbid you have to think on your own

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>>41330661
>tfw no Loui

>>41335910
>tries to change the people he dates
This is a classic mistake. Don't date people to "fix" them, people only change if they want to. Date people you already have stuff in common with. Stop being desperate and dating whatever and then complaining about your own lack of standards later.

>>41336238
Lol you're an idiot. Your relationship is doomed and your gf will look like shit because at 120 5'7 she's nearly underweight, has absolutely no muscle, and will age like the cryptkeeper

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>>41336902
Really? Every one of my friends that's an engineer was picked up pretty much immediately upon graduating. I was actually going to go for an electrical engineering degree when I have the chance.

>>41336301
Wow, and you guys bitch and moan at women for playing "mind games" and being shallow bitches, when you have morons like this running around representing males.
Fucking grow a pair and fucking tell her straight up to her face how you feel.
Btw you will never find true happiness and fulfillment on your current path.

>>41337053
I'm in southern cali, engineering around here is highly saturated, even with boeing etc. Around.

>>41336595
Really? What kind of irresponsible surgeon does that kind of shit? Each tit is bigger than her fucking head, that isn't "fit"

>>41337067
I live in the pacific northwest and there's a ton of techy companies up here, hopefully it's better. If not, I can always try Texas or somewhere else east.

>>41337085
smalltitlet detected