Your First Mire

>>41321969
I get mire's all the time when I'm fit, but the moment I get fat I get ignored all the time. I'm losing weight again and I'm noticing I'm getting mire's again.

Really wish I had the balls to reject them hard in their face, in an autistic kinda of way. Instead I'm too nice to them.

>>41322008
>41322008
Dafuq, why be a douche about it?

>>41322029
Because I'm always kind to people regardless how they look, when they treat me with respect. I don't care if you're ugly, fat or homeless, I'll treat you well. If you ruin that privilege by being a dick, that changes things.

Most people aren't like this however.

>>41321969
>xD

>>41321969
>Things continue
You know what a green text is.

>>41322008
>just realizing women are attracted to lean dudes

>>41321969
I don't know OP, I just notice girls looking my way but nothing beyond that. I think I look scary or something.

>>41322029
>>41321969
reddit get out

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>>41321969
>Your First Mire
never happened

>>41321969

>one mire from an old Filipino lady I work with
>"You look like a wrestler! big biceps"
>One from an old Filipino man I work with
>"you're getting bigger, I can tell."
>One from some random dude I never talk to who also works in the facility
>"You been lifting? I can tell....*proceeds to enter conversation about fitness*

Not one single qt3.14 just yet.

>>41322472
Think of it like gains
> lmao 1Flipmire

>>41322472
Lol just stretch constantly give em more of a chance to be seen

>>41322472
At least people around you sounds nice

>>41321969
>Girl sits down and we start chatting
What did you say to her?

>>41322674
>>Girl sits down and we start chatting
I don't remember it wasn't at all leading however. Probably about our soon to be due project.

>>41322067
Isn't it some sort of evolutionary shit to be more attracted to fit people though? Go reject a monkey or whatever we evolved from.

>>41321969
In freshman year of high school a senior chick totally groomed and fucked me.
We were on the swim team together and all it really took for me to be down was she said "when we're talking about how the freshman guys are so much hotter than the other classes you always come up as exhibit A."
We fucked pretty regularly for like three weeks, then I got kind of a sick feeling in my stomach about the whole thing. Only when I was a senior did I realize how fucking weird the whole thing was. She totally warmed me up to the idea of fucking by increasing social contact, going from talking in close proximity to amicable touching to sexual touching.

I broke up with her over text (not that we were ever official, the whole thing was sketch and I always felt like she and her friends were pulling some kind of contrived prank on me) she told me she had ordered the Scott Pilgrim boxed set for me but that now she was going to cancel it.


Weird shit guys. I think I dealt with a female pedo. She lives in Germany now.

>>41322864
The mire comparing freshmen to seniors was the trigger for our first sexual thing (and my first bj)

I just feel like she was really predatory I guess.

>>41321969
>xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kill yourself plebbit faggot.

>>41322895
Didn't sound predatory you faggot. She just thought you were hot and put in effort to fug.

>>41322067
you're literaly autistic if you hold that view

my first mire was when I started cycling and doing some weight stuffs, I had always swam so i had nice shoulders and long arms. I Was at my high school crush's house and we were doing stuff for a project and i was stirring some fondant up and it was real hard so i was working it and we were all in the kitchen and her mom called me "muscle man" that was my first mire and it feelsgoodman

>>41321969
First real mire I was ever proud of was my grandpa came over for Easter and asked if I'd been working out. Said he could tell with how big my arms were getting. Mfw he was in Nam and won't talk about it so I assume he did/saw some fucked up shit and is a real man unlike myself

>>41321969
Then what? Did you cummy for mummy?

>>41321969
>xD
Stop using emotes on an imageboard you spastic.

>>41323186
dude a real man would get over that shit, we've been doing horrible shit to each other for as long as we've been on the planet, mostly for no reason too

>took my shirt off at festival
>three girls i know didn't expect me to be ripped
>all three look at me and say omg audibly

tfw I'm not even ripped by fit standards

>>41323198
>underage b&

>>41323207
not an argument
also he knew exactly what he signed up for
>let's go napalm these gooks because some grumpy old fucks wearing suits and ties said so

i had some ramdom bitch come up to me and start chatting while i was waiting for the gym to open.
she was giving off all kinds of signals.
but im gay so i was brushing her off.

>>41323217
Your ignorance is astonishing.

>>41321969
You started feeling up her biceps? Then did you tell her "y-you too"?

>>41322895
lol sounds like you're just an autism, i was a freshman in college and i dated a junior who was graduating early, you were 3-4 years younger than her not fucking 20 she wasn't a pedo you idiot

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>>41323240
Man the price on arguments must be pretty high today

>>41323256
Stay in school, kid.

>>41323198
Why make a post just to trash some guy's grandfather? You're saying he isn't a real man just because he doesn't tell his grandson about the time he got an STD from fucking 15 year old hookers. Who gives a shit.

>>41323217
>he knew exactly what he signed up for
Not the guy you are arguing with, but you do know the draft was on back then right? Or are you just pretending to be retarded?

>>41323266
Sorry bro you bombed the fuck out of some shitty brown people in Vietnam? That must have been really manly and Chad of you, let me suck your cock

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>>41323285
>we were just following orders lmao

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>>41321969
eh. its lame but it happened

>2 months into the ride (around 3 years ago)
>only noticeable change in my body is bigger arms & delts
>also started grooming myself as an attempt to look better

>standing at the bus stop minding my business
>qt walks in and sits on the little seat thing
>she keeps twirling her hair/throwing it back while staring my way
>she stands up and walks closer to the road (a few feet right in front of me) to look at the traffic
>after a minute or so she takes out her phone
>she literally goes for a few selfies pointing/focusing the phone right back at me
>not at the street, or the road, or upwards, downwards
>bus comes by and she gets on

>never see her again.

more blatant/obvious shit has happened since but that was my first mire.
Shit. It may not even be /fit/ related now that I think of it. I was wearing a coat.

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I might have gotten mired yesterday lads but Im not sure.

>class starts 8.15
>get there a bit early
>qt3.14 and a few others are the only there so far
>we have only talked one (1) time ever before but she starts up a conversation with me
>Im pretty good at holding conversations just not good at starting them so we talk until class starts
>take off my hoodie as I walk into class
>In the corner of my eye I see her looking at my right 'cep
>later in class our eyes meet and she smiles

Was she mirin' me?

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>>41321969
>2004
>lifting regularly for about a year
>highschool Thanksgiving trip to NYC
>fuckin cold
>qt3.14 I sorta knew is there
>she packed shit tier coat
>"anon, I'm cold"
>offer to link arms for warmth
>"your arms are so warm!"
>she feels my arm
>asks me to flex
>i do
>she feels up my arm for rest of the walk
>have good conversation over dinner
>hang out
>started dating when we got back
>pic related

>>41323334
No, she was being a normal, friendly human being.
Not that you would know what one looks like of course

>>41323308
Not an argument.

>>41323198
Humans don't gain knowledge and experience as a whole unit. We aren't a hive mind. The fact that you can't emphathize with some one else disproves your argument.

>>41322572
Shit for real.i wish my co-workers were that pleasant.

>>41323370
well yeah Im not saying she wanted to slurp on my cock.
But she was looking at my right 'cep for a not normal amount of time

>>41322008
Lmao, as if you're attracted to fat girls.


Why do you guys get so bitter about women not being attracted to fat slobs?

>>41323217
Fuck off back to pol amigo

>>41322572
Indeed, they value him and are happy for his success.

Indian bro at work told me that my face is looking much more defined.
> thanks man

I failed for the ss meme for 6 months and got huge glutes, today a group of female normies walked by me and touched my glutes? am I getting sexually harassed ?

>>41322469
It will bro , give it time

>>41323500
yes, report them to the police

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>>41321969

I haven't lifted seriously in months still skellymode and I normally consider myself ugly until this happened:

>at work
>cashier and customer nearby
>customer is older lady
>looks at me and suddenly just says I have a cute face
>adds "it's very...." and gestures around her face apparently lost for words
>cashier butts in "he has a very...centered face"
>whatdidshemeanbythis.jpg
>adds on if only the face matched the personality

She said that because I banter a lot and have a reputation for being 'mean' at work especially with female coworkers

This was probably my first mire ever and it was about my face, even thought I accepted a while back that I am ugly. Also what does it mean to have a centered face?

>>41323308
Would you rather be shot for disobeying orders or judged for carrying them out?

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>>41322472
why do you work with so many Filipinos?

>>41322895
Sounds like you're just into women younger than you. She wasn't much older than you, and she seemed to hold you in high esteem.

I think you gave up your chance, unless you were looking for something more than what you two were doing.

My first mire was back in 8th grade when I started working out the hottest girl in the city told me I had big arms and felt them

Too bad about the autism tho

>>41323325
Eh, take what you can get. It was a candid mire. Was probably hoping you'd make a comment or say something, like "hi".

>>41323334
Well, since you go to class with her, either make sure you work them or get a pump before class and see if her eyes wonder to them again.

>skyping with mom
>you need to stop working out, look at your neck! you look like a bouncer!

Thanks mom.

mom says I'm getting bigger

>>41321969
Got my first mire when I caught a blonde qt staring at me out the window of her parent's (?) car (she sat in the passenger seat). She was unironically smiling, which really made me feel nice and comfy. Though probably she was more mirin my height than gains; I'm still a 192cm/73kg skellington.

>>41324292
The hottest girl in the city fuark. You've made it.

>>41324369
How do you know she wasn't smiling ironically?

>>41324345
How to grow neck

>>41324436
I'm doing SS, heavy DL and squats, I have a pretty narrow face so the neck gains came fast and hard, or maybe I have good neck genetix, who knows.

>>41324449
Cheers breh. I'll add diddlys and rackpulls. I've got a wide jaw and roundish face so I'll need to wok shoulders more and neck to compensate.

>>41324398
We made eye contact and I believe I know how to read people's faces, though of course I can't be 100% sure.

>>41321969
By my Spanish teacher yesterday. A dude. I am also a dude.

>>41323458
I don't think you understand what/pol/ is

>>41321969
my first mire is the (most likely too young) girl at the gym desk. I think she's a little autistic too. I catch her staring in the mirror when I do lat pulldowns. She comes wipe down the free benches behind me without looking at them, I wonder if she just doesn't understand how mirrors work? If I wasn't just as autistic I'd make a move.

In general

> girls are more open to talking to me
> more confidence in starting conversations

Something small but cool happened today too

> walking around in a t-shirt
> carrying a takeaway bag of food in my right arm
> causes it to flex, so you can see the veins on bicep
> make eye contact with qt walking by
> she quickly looks at my arm and averts her gaze

its small but felt so good

>>41321969
>Meet up with friend after not seeing each other for like three months
>Damn you got jacked
>tfw

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>>41321969
>Cute short Columbian girl at work
>Like 25, 5'1, slim waist, tight ass, 8/10 face
>Married but she flirts with me
>I'm talking about back pains
>She starts massaging my back/traps in front of everyone else working there, including old hag manager
>In heaven for like 10 seconds
>mfw
>Have to serve next customer whilst trying to contain my semen
Feels good brehs, we'll all make it

>>41322008
I know that feel, I learn to just straight tell the people that do this as soon as she says something petty. Funny thing is they still give you attention and even more. As long as you keep making them understand how hypocrite and dumb they are there is no problem with this.

>>41321969
ive only got mires from male colleagues.
i havent got mires from anyone else since i dont talk to anyone and keep a stoic autistic emo expression on my face to make me unapproachable.

>>41322895
She sounds like a pedo man, she is probably either dead, in jail, or fucking 14 years old. Sickens me when people see the same thing but eith reversed genders and scream OMG A PEDOPHILE KILL KILL but when is a woman NICE. Bunch of retards.

>>41323429
Because society has pushed the meme that people are attracted first and foremost to personality

>>41321969
>When I was still in highschool, during a field day or something.
> I had just started lifting like 2 months ago.
>been outside all day
>walk up to girl in my class
>dark skin asian at
>ask if I'm sunburnt then turn around
>she's a little autismo but she touches my arm
>literally no need to do so and for longer than an accident would have been
>"y-y eah a little

Before no one mires, now people mire, but still a manlet tho, I see my tall friends literally get APPROACHED, this will never happen to you no matter how good you look if you're a manlet, what's the point?

I have been mired by coworkers and peers from high school that I have not seen in a while. Not really upset about it considering I rarely go out besides to buy groceries and the very occasional weekend I actually do go out.

>>41322078
>this
>op kys

>>41326338
Lmao if a girl is attracted to you just because of your body I have bad news for you son.

>>41321969
bet you guys got a happy meal to eat at home together right

>>41321969
>decide to go out in my hometown last night
>old friends are saying how swole I look
>chick I went to high school with is playing with my pecs and squeezing them

I-is this what making it feels like?

>first mire of the day
M I R E B O Y S
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>>41326453
>I-is this what making it feels like?
If that's not making it I don't know what is

>>41321969
I don't think I get more mires after lifting for a few months, but I think my confidence determines more looks from girls as mires as opposed to something else

>>41326365
I know this feel, everytime I go out with one of my friends girls constantly coming up to him. Some have even stepped right between us to cut me out of the conversation

>>41327176
It was quite a rush. Used to be a fatty fat(still not at my goal bf% though). Have had girls flirt before but this was the first time someone actually mired my muscles.

After she squeezed my pecs I said my "my turn" and started squeezing her boobs, she just laughed and went along with it. Amazing.

I get mires due to my good looks. My body is pretty average as of right now but somehow looks a lot more muscular in clothes luckily.

>>41322895
Yeah even if genders are reversed this is a totally normal thing for a high school senior and freshman to get together, date, or hookup. I think you're looking for something to blame for deeper seated mental obstacles and that you haven't quite identified them yet.

>>41323308
>implying they did anything wrong.

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>gf miring hard when she went to the gym with me
>gfs whole family complimenting me on my gains
>whenever go out with gf she tells me sloots mire me
>mfw

>>41321969
My black co-worker's noticing my biceps saying "you getting huge dude".

>>41322472

Pretty much.

> get compliments on my weighted dips (45kg x8) from gym people constantly
> guys in class interested about my numbers
> girls don't give a shit

f-feelsbadman

>getting drunk with some friends at house party
>talk to female friend alone when the party was winding down
>she says she's insecure about her weight and asks me what I'm insecure about
>I also reply my weight (skelly noob gaining)
>she laughs and says
>"The fuck? You're built like one of those olympic gymnasts from TV only not short"

Th-y-you too.

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>be finn
>first warm days so it's cabrio time
>driving off from gym in my old Mercedes 450SL with top open
>tank top & aviators, bit sweaty after workout
>inb4 doesn't shower in gym, showers dirty as fug and no sauna (this kill the finn)
>stop to give way to 5/5 gurl
>she drops her sunglasses and winks
>mfw

am i the only one who gets mired so often you cant even remember anything specific?
the amount of times i get eyefucked by girls and jelly looks from guys is happening like everyday

>>41326258
>feeling good becasue some cheating whore was nice to you
Fucking faggot, can't wait for you to get married only to found out your wife getting fucked by some young chad.

>Oneitis felt my traps
>Made my fucking week

I keep lying to myself that I'm not lifting for girls but in reality i'm lifting for her.

i noticed that around the time i squatted 3pl8 and diddly'd 4pl8, all the homos at the gym stop what they're doing and blatantly stare at me
(keep in mind this is an uber normie gym, there's like one big guy, three guys trying to get big, one strong guy and one guy getting strong (me))

dunno about girls, i don't pay much attention to that

>>41330171
nice fake blog

>>41331384
>paying attention to men starring at you
>not paying attention to women
you belong to /fit/ alright.

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>>41321969
>xD

>>41322008
i know that feel
used to be fit in 2015 got asked my number alot of times in 2016 got fat and not even my female friends talk to me like when i was fit and now im fit again and getting asked out yet again

My gym is a bit special but arguably normie. I'd say that by the time I hit 2pl8 on deads, and I'm not bragging about that lift in the slightest, that people would start to mire it. I think I've had people mire 3pl8 leg press. I've had people mire 2pl8 squat on smith machine. Mires for like 1.5pl8 squat. I've had people mire 60lb incline db press. For some reason people really mire cable flies regardless of weight. I could probably think of more, point is people will mire lifts that aren't impressive at all.

>>41331405
>look at girls, they whine to management and get me banned
>don't look at girls, anon thinks I'm a faggot
gee I wonder which I'll choose

im in my late 20s. ive been mired like 3 times in my entire adult life. i have an average looking gf so its not like im ugly.

>>41323334
yes you tard

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>>41330460
Not my fault I enjoyed it

>>41321969
My first mire? Shit, that was a long time ago, when I was slightly below other mode.
>Be 18 in college, same college as older bro
>Am stylish and don't look like a nerd, but every week go to the library to play Stat Wars tabletop with big bro and bro's bros.
>One day playing, and a girl walks past the door and glances through the window.
>Immediately opens door and tells me in front of everyone that she "loovves my gauges."
>Say thanks in a friendly manner and the closes the door.
>Turn to friends, "She wants the dicckk, boys."
>She fucking opens the door again, leans in, and asks "What did you say?" In a lighthearted almost teasing tone.
>EMERGENCYEJECTION.png
>Tell her I didn't say anything, and she prods one more time, but I sent again.
>She let's out an exasperated "okay" and closes the door.
>Tfw she did want the dick and was cute

Now 23 and jacked. No mires on muscles because too big, and can't wear fashionable clothes for mires because they're exclusively made for twinks.

>>41333912
>Now 23 and jacked. No mires on muscles because too big, and can't wear fashionable clothes for mires because they're exclusively made for twinks.

Gotta return to those ottermode roots!

>>41321969
>xD

i want to fucking kill you for this

>>41333912
>too big
>natty
>low bf

Pick 2. In other words, if you're natty just cut a little.

>>41321969
>be 18 inna aus coast guard
>hauling ropes and pullin boats
>old mate tells me I am built like a brick shit house
>y-you too

>>41321969
>Things continue xD
Yeah okay

>>41322681
this is how a real story looks like
99% of the time you dont remember what you said, im tired of all this greentext bullshit

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friendly remind that paying too much attention to mirin girls is an unhealthy and unwarranted ego boost and that you should start friendly conversations with your locals regardless of whether or not they're checking you out

I got a good one today. You know how we do stupid shit when you see a chick like maybe miss a step or walk into something.
So I see out the corner of my eye some girl miren she trying to make eye contact with me stands up an hits her head on a part of the machine she was using.

Girls drop their spaghetti just like guys. It's just funny when you see it from the other perspective.

i got grinded on in the club last night.

Girl who is a friend, said her friend thinks i'm "kinda cute".

I replied, "i'm not kinda cute, i'm hot."

>>41341083
Fucking kek

>>41339648
That's hilarious anon

>>41341707

4chan needs to add an upboat feature to reduce worthless posts like these.

>>41341773
4chan needs an involuntary suicide feature so I can kill yourself.

>come back home from university
>father hugs me
>"You're solid as a friggin rock Anon"
>still think about it 2 years on

>>41323183
>I had always swam so i had ... long arms
U wot m8

>>41321969
>In Gym
>See high school crush
>"Wow anon you're massive"
>Feels my arms
>Giggles and walks away

Literally went through all of high school trying to impress this girl, now she finally notices me and complements me as if she's attracted to me and I felt nothing. Just confused as to why I literally gave 0 fucks and how it didn't make me feel good.

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>>41321969
TFW living in germany and be 170/ 5'7

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>>41321969
>only ever had mires from gymbros and other guys that were athletes in high school

>>41342272
You realized you were obsessing over her even though she's nothing special. It happens. My ex I thought I wanted to marry, when I see her I literally don't give a fuck about her. I'm currently obsessing over a girl who doesn't want a serious relationship with me. I go through phases like this a lot. I get attached very easy. I'm bound to get married to the wrong girl and get divorce raped and I am powerless to stop it.

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>high school
>been lifting for two years at this point
>having this get to know day with new class
>there are different little games here and there
>next game is where every class picks the strongest guy and the best dancing girl
>classmates tell me I should go
>ask why
>you look big
>say naahh but end up going
>get fucking trolled by the teachers
>boys have to dance on the fucking table and girls arm wrestle
>mfw couldn't show my true final form in arm wrestling

It felt good though that my gains we're noticed.

>have gotten several mires
>some from girls
>feel like they don't count because I'm still dyel by fit standards

>>41342633
Yeah I get attached easily and build up some ideal of how happy we could be, rather than being realistic,

>>41321969
E C K S D E E
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>>41322541
Lol

>>41322067
You're a good person dont worry.

The best people I've met, the genuinley down to erth and good ppl act this way, as long as you don't let other people acting like bellends ruin your perspective.

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>>41321969
>xD

All my mires are from dudes, and I have a lot of them. Zero girl mires.

I just need to do rows every workout I think.

>>41343304
>41343304
Alternatively start fucking dudes

>>41329523
height?

>>41322469
This. Besides other guys. Why the fuck do girls never compliment or catcall

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Didn't know how to react

>>41343610
kek

>had been lifting for only a few months but gained 10lbs from 6'2 180lbs. skelly mode
>meet big thicc "I only have guy friends" girl
>she tells me that I look really fit
>when we hang out she constantly has her hands under my shirt feeling my abs and obliques
Felt good, man. At least I'm not kissless/handholdless at 21 anymore.

Will probably still become a wizard, though.

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>>41323358
Fuck you anon that should be me

>>41343610
alpha as fuck

>>41342633
I know this feel my man

>>41330171
Mark of the slut. She would have done it to some hideous 50 year old fatty too.

>>41321969
>you look old
FUCK OFF I M ONLY 22

>Be me
>Be newbie runner
>Its winter
>Eventually snows
>Decide to keep going to keep gains
>End up running day after blizzard with 10 feet of snow on ground.
>Lady walking dog confronts me
>Asks me what im doin
>I explain
>She is the head of some semi popular fitness thing in our area
>Wants to cover me in a story.
>I ended up doing a small q & a on her radio podcast due to the big reception I now have a spot in her company now.

>In the morning
>be at work
>talking to co worker about work issue
>see another colleague on my right waiting to talk to my co worker
>in the corner of my eye i see him looking me up and down
>after im done i walk to get some water
>heating up food at lunch
>colleague comes over
>makes small talk
>i drop in a line and say "were you checking me out this morning, when i was talking to co worker?"
>he says im looking thinner and strong
>i reply dont worry its not wierd to look its natural with a cheeky smile
>n-no homo

Different day
>invest in slim fit work shirts
>months of hard work to lose weight paying off
>at water tank getting water
>different colleague makes small talk
>he says to me "you go gym right?"
>answer back with a i lift weights sometimes
>he says yeah you can tell

Proceeds to ask me questions about routine, food and general wellbeing. Fuck if i know if he'll follow through with the information i explained to him.

No mires from girls as my profession is inhabited by middle age/old guys.

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>joined a club in my uni
>I started lifting for real at the beginning of the fall semester (7 months?)
>I'm the only one who lifts
>they make fun of me for looking strong and eating healthy
>never been happier to be made fun of
also, for the past month I've gotten comments daily on how good I look. I used to be hungry skeletor mode and all my bros and my family make a comment every time they see me.

>tfw you're gonna make it

4 months into gym, vietnamese friend took me out to some asian resturaunt with her friend. Her friend told me "do you go to the gym or was your body just born that way cause damnnn". I freaked out like an autist and stared blushing without saying anything witty back. Made the past 4 months worth it

got a good jealousy mire once

>walking the hallway in the dorm one day
>group of 3 shit posture skinnyfats walking the other way toward me
>one of them starts making stupid flexing poses and grunting, then points at me.
>group laughs
>I slunk over, drop my arms loose at my side, stick my stomach out, put on a goofy face and make a stupid sound.
>point at them then walk past.

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>>41342300
Fuck you I live in SWEDEN and I am 170

I get mires all the time. But the ones that stick out are the girls who make an effort to fuck me.

>1 girl is always smiling and wishing me a good day, she's kinda cute but im lazy.
>at a party i see her and talk to her
>snapchatting and shit for a week
>fuck 1 week later
>she opens up really fast
>tells me im a "feast for the eyes"
>couldn't believe i talked to her that night at the party.
>touches my body all the time
>real nympho does everything i've always dreamed of and more.
>she breaks up with me 4 months later and breaks my heart

Continue with my cut which i started a while back.
I saw her at a party 2-3weeks later got fucked by feelings. Got a text the next day with her saying "you were dead drop gorgeous when i was with you but you've semed to have to the impossible and gotten hotter"
Drop all contact with her 2 days after that, no snapchat,insta,facebook etc.

>>41347614
seemed to have done the impossible
wops
anyways thats the short story

>On the bus back from club
>Uni grills get on, no empty seats, one is very drunk
>Offer my seat like a beta, stand and hold bus handle
>Less drunk grill starts thanking me and then starts saying I have big arms, she's clearly drooling
>"y-you too"

>>41347614
>Drop all contact
Good for you

>>41346802
Girl or extremely short?

>>41347676
If I were a girl you wouldn't hear me complaining. I would be out shagging Chads.

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>>41323829
>centered face
Basically this, sorry bro

>>41330460
Who hurt you?

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>highschool
>grade 9 or 10
>two of the hottest preppy girls where in my class
>we all sat next to each other
>be ache ridden semi-autist
>worked on a farm since child
>got dat der farmers functional strength, big forearms and decent biceps
>usually wore longsleeve sweaters and rolled it up my veins would pop
>these two girls would always feel up my arms

I dont know if they were just admiring the muscle or if they were trying to get my attention but I had gotten use to it within a week I would just keep doing my work while these girls were hanging off my arms. I'm still a virgin to this day.

>>41343525
4'24"

>>41343610
patrolled

>>41321969
>xD

Fucking kill yourself normie