/fraud/

Fuck

Newfriends: http://reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki

NO SOURCE TALK

I took DNP for a week and only lost 6 lbs is 200mg not enough

>>41321198
Kys

>>41321198
That's about what you would expect from 200mg. Plus you're not factoring in water weight.

>>41321206
Uhhh wtf?????????

>>41321211
You are dead kid

>>41321211
I am gonna rape your ass boi

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>>41321245
Did somebody say....ANZU?

I have a giant fucking head and a dyel body I look like a mutant will superdrol make me proportional

Or oral tren? Anadrol?

>>41321254
How old is he now, 12?

>>41321281
My heart can take no more, does this bitch have a dik or not

>>41321245
cp?

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>>41321289
ANZU IS A GIRL

>>41321305
Her pussy is getting ravaged by a steppenigger and she's moaning "harder daddy" as we SPEAK

>>41321245
>>41321254
This thread is going places

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>>41321291
No she's got a tumblr.

>>41321245
>Reposting pics I've posted

I guess I've got okay taste sometimes.

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Can I ask about sarms here? Never been in a /fraud/ thread

realize DNP isn't a steron but /DNP/ threads are killed and I assume there are some others who are knowledgeable on DNP.
I am 220 lbs. 6'3" 15% body fat (estimated) I am not afraid of being allergic to the compound or any bullshit like being super sensitive.
Looking to dose 500mg daily, possibly with yohimbine to drop few extra lbs on the back end of the cycle
Also I live in Florida and its hot as fuck during the day, will I be able to go outside to ride a bike without dying? Can i use this as fasted cardio while on yohimbine?

>>41321318
Can you show me?

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>>41321143
>tfw zero cravings on the dnp starve diet (bar beef craves) thanks to snus

Ephedrine + DNP is GOAT

>>41321386
you're missing clen in that stack

>>41321330
Yes. As long as they aren't babby tier questions. If they're babby tier, read the link in the second post.
>>41321348
You're going to die.
>>41321386
You're going to die.

>>41321408
>t. kid whose mom didn't let him go outside because of pollen

>>41321408
>not taking DNP

just how small is your dingdong m8

>>41321425
this

taking dnp on a reasonable level is like having a lighter fever

and light fevers are cozy as fuck

>>41321425
My small nuts make my dick look bigger.

>>41321503
Rich....

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>>41321548
Panini seems like he's into bimbos not innocent waifus.

So followup from this morning- WTF would happen to a nattie if they went on a cycle of just SDrol?

Got a couple of grams left from when I ordered some powder and I do NOT respond well to it so I wana sell the rest of it to some random guys I know. I mean If I just give them like 30mg/day with no test they're still gonna notice something right?

>>41321575
>WTF would happen to a nattie if they went on a cycle of just SDrol?

Liver will explode and so will their back when the painful pumps kick in.

is it fine to eat melatonine pills while DNPing

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>>41321563
>Finished!
I finished while watching this. AYOO

>>41321765
Don't know, just take drowsy antihistamines to be safe.

I used a 21g needle to pin glutes 4 days ago and the pip was almost not existant, are you guys a bunch of fags or what?

>>41321826
Enjoy your scarring faggot.

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>>41321351
Myfaerielove

>>41321826
what is the pip

>>41321826
ups sorry for the trip

/fraud/ my testosterone is at 300 I have a plan to jew the system and make my endo put me on TRT.

Go on a 500mg/week of test e cycle then no pct to crash my testosterone levels for the blood work.
Would this result in gains and free trt?

>>41321815
I have those but they make you tired as fuck 24/7 not only when you want to sleep

>>41321833
How bad will it be? Pharmacy didnt have other needles

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>>41321864
>Crashing my test levels.. WITH NO SURVIVORS!

This sounds retarded desu.

>>41321864
If you can get test-e, why do you want TRT? You're never going to get the same amount that you could get from buying it yourself.

>>41321870
I wouldn't keep pinning with 21g. Once isn't going to hurt. Continual use is going to start hurting when the scar tissue builds up.

>>41321896
Okay, thanks! Another question do i need filter needles for ampules?

>>41321864
I did bloods post a cycle and got like ~6 nmol. doctors just booked another blood test a few weeks later and saw levels had improved. pretty dumb idea.

>>41321765
yes it's fine

>>41321928
tyty bae xoxx

>>41321890
now that you put it that way its a matter of saving money and time, trt here is Nebido so id have to get a shot every 8-10 week and it would also be free.
>>41321926
shit. is there anything else I could inject to reduce my levels for that day only?

>>41321920
Never done ampules. Couldn't tell you.
>>41321952
>trt here is Nebido so id have to get a shot every 8-10 week and it would also be free.

So you're going to shutdown your natty test production so you can replace it with similar natty test production levels of TRT because it's free? What the fuck? You know your body produces test for free too.

>>41321952
>is there anything else I could inject to reduce my levels for that day only?
I thought I made myself clear. I'll spell it out; if the doctors are not retarded, when they see your shitty fabricated test levels, they will only make a follow-up test only to find out you faked it.

>>41321974
my natty test production is 300 total testosterone and 3 free t in a 5-45 range. they think its perfectly normal for a 23 years old active male despite having all the signs
>>41321994
they won't, they are retarded as fuck here I could fake the lab work papers and they probably wouldnt double check

>>41322010
Fair enough then.

>>41321920
Well idk, do you want glass shards in your veins?

how come dbol is the only oral that makes me feel powerful as opposed to like shite

>>41322027
That sound pretty metal desu

>>41322030
Aromatising steroids give good feels. Tren superdrol anadrol make you feel like death, but that's why they give you that dry look.

>>41322112
>I have to be a bloated fat fuck in order to feel good

JUST

>>41322175
it's not fat it's water :~)

you guys wanna like fucking POST?

post your first cycles

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>>41322415
nah, have an anzu

>>41321153
> reddit
Lol ok man

>>41322618
Got a problem?

>too poor to afford hgh

Just end me

>>41321143
I bought roids on the darknet I'm pretty sure I got ripped off.

>>41321198
That's almost a pound of weightloss daily. Some people don't lose shit on 200mg. What more do you want?

Can I take an anavar only cycle? Tell me why not

>>41321348
> 500mg
> we are approaching summer so temps going up
> nigga also lives in Fla.

Bro, say hi to Zyzzus when you see him!

>>41321386
Tren ace and LISS cardio is GOAT.

>>41322827
You'll feel like shit unless you take baby amounts without a test base.
If you go low dose you'll just be pissing your money away.

>>41322027
> veins
That's not where the gear goes, anon pls

>>41322827
Unless you're a woman, or have no use for your dick and balls anymore, don't take var only. It will shut you down hard. It will not be fun.

If I took 100 mg clomid and get 2k test levels will I make gains

Aspirated and some white foamy liquid came into the syringe. Am I kill now?

>>41322972
That's pretty normal with IM injections. You're fine.

Writing poetry may be even more therapeutic than lifting for me.

There have been studies and anecdotal evidence suggesting that just one cycle has the ability to increase your "natty" potential and rate of gains indefinitely by increasing your muscle fiber nuclei count and androgen receptor sensitivity(or count?). Is it worth doing one cycle for this?

>>41323114
It will be negligible if you aren't on for years.

>>41323058
>bimbo, the fucking gigantic gay porn star with ex girlfriend issues writes poetry

>>41323058
When will this guy come out of the closet and stop pretending to be straight

How does one increase the rate of leaning out on tren? I'm in 100mg a day, and my abs are coming in, but only got 1 month of gear left so how do i maximize gains? 6'0, 210, 18% trt test e/wk

>>41322972
just shoot it in unless it's blood

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>>41323203
stop eating

>>41323203
Anyone?

>>41323367
Eating less anyway since tren lowers my appetite

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How do roidcels avoid visiting pic related?

Ever since my mind finally clicked last night on the fact that hunger =/= need to eat, my hunger has dissipated. I no longer feel starving. I cannot wait for this water weight to go so I can finally start losing fat. Low test and Tren will save my muscle at 230 and 290mg/week respectively. Hopefully I can still hit PRs. Was 88.9kg two days ago, this morning I am at 86.2kg.

>>41323377
STOP eating. Starve yourself responsibly. The gear will allow you to keep more muscle while losing fat, than you ever will off cycle.

>>41323486
Okay, I'll run a bigger deficit for this last month. I'm currently eating 2060 cals/day. Back to 1500 it is.

What should I do to reduce the stomach acid/heartburn feeling you get when you go long hours (8+) without eating? Tums won't do shit

>>41323424
Mfw im on 700mgs tren. High tren low test is the way to go

>>41323627
I'm running low both since I plan on running Tren as part of my cruise. Test/Tren cruise is the way to go.

>>41321254
It was funny she said she's scared of being attacked living in Turkey

I have an interview today, and part of it is selling the interviewer a fruit, so I'm sitting here, researching the health benefits of a banana in solid detail.

Unripe bananas are god tier compared to ripe. Unripe is a 30/100 on the lgyceimic index, with ripe coming in at 60. More fibre, has resistant starch, which isn't digested, so it ends up in the large intestine, and becomes food for beneficial gut bacteria.The pectin allegedly decreases the risk of colon cancer. Both pectin and resistant starch moderates blood sugar levels after meals, and reduces the appetite by slowing stomach emptying. Unripe also can improve insulin sensitivity, so if you're diabetic, you're g2g with the green banana.

Man I hope I can convey this in a non autistic manner.

>>41321143
i had itchy nipps on 30 mg dbol ed after a week of using then i upped my dose of aromasin from 10 mg ed to 20 mg once dropped down to 10 mg for next week still with 30 mg dbol and i dont have itchy nipps anymore. anyone care to explain why ?

Watch Connor murphys last vid
A girl says her boyfriend sells steroids... for hundreds of thousands of people online to see on YouTube

>>41324139
Maybe you dropped below the levels you started at?
If thats the case it will go back up. Just repeat if it works for you.

>>41323132
I literally do not give a shit about her. Pumped and dumped. Didn't look back.
>>41323135
Feeling more and more asexual lately. My two fuckbuddies bore me.

>>41324736
Wrong place, you dumb bitch.

>tfw on tren and test and no sugar daddy

>>41323385
who are you fitmisc lol?

im 22 5"5 125lbs can i use testosterone or am i too small

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How is chem doing? he hasn't posted for a while

also

how is FL?

>>41324736
Nice try fbi

>>41324736
gibsmedat!

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>>41323743
Melts my heart. She needs protection.

>>41323744
Except unripe bananas taste like baking flour

>>41324783
Manlets already have an edge by being smol. You don't need roids.

Update on my bitchin PIP. Was so bad last night I couldn't sleep on my right side.

Seems to have subsided a bit today.

>>41325085
If she lives in Turkey you should expect to see her imprisoned or completely fall of the face of the earth.

Turkey is full dictator mode and they wont allow her weird shit for long

>>41325129
That's when I go on Crusade. Papal declaration or not.

>>41325153
I genuinely laughed at this

Years ago I did a cycle as a collegiate athlete. One time I shot in the usual spot on my quad, and that evening during the game that whole area got extremely sore and stiff. I'm no bitch and I played a contact sport, but I could barely run. What the fuck did I do wrong?

>>41325174
I dont like you

>>41325174
Hit a nerve.

>>41325193
Or the solution could have crystalised.

>>41321254
>>41321305
>>41321563

Stop posting steppenigger muslim trash.

>>41325225
>Laz
>steppenigger

>Laz
>Muslim

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>>41321143
From my understanding of the mechanics of Dbol and the human body, I've concluded that the best time to take Dbol is after a workout and with a big protein-rich meal. Is this correct?

>>41325242
That gif always fucks me up.

To answer your question, whatever benefit you'll gain is going to be very marginal. Just take it whenever it feels good for you.

>>41325209

I never stored it below room temp, it was probably a nerve. I have zero intentions of using test again in the near future, but how would one avoid hitting a nerve? Any telltale signs, or just look at a diagram of the nerves in your leg and pray?

>>41322618
>le edgy

>>41325262
>whatever benefit you'll gain is going to be very marginal
To clarify, you mean you won't gain additional benefit by changing the time of day you take it? Because you can't mean that dbol itself gives minimal benefit.

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Anyone have a source in or around Tokyo? I'm trying to bulk up for the post-fallout world.

>>41325293
Pretty sure moving to tokyo is enough preparation. I don't think I've ever seen a jacked japanese guy, you're stronger than everyone there.

>>41325264
Yeah

don't pin quads.

>>41325264
>Any telltale signs, or just look at a diagram of the nerves in your leg and pray?

Pretty much that. Just stay away from major nerve groups and wish for good luck. This is why pinning glutes is popular.

>>41325277
Correct.

>>41325293
NO SOURCE TALK

>>41325264
I've only ever shot in my ventrogluteal left and right side. There is only 1 nerve to avoid there, the sciatic nerve, and it's very easy to do so. I see no reason to inject anywhere else.

>>41325242
not really no

basically the two schools of thought are either
1) entire dose at once pre-workout for an amazing workout
2) split the dose in two, about 8 hours apart, with one dose ideally pre-workout. this is because dbol has a short half-life and you don't want constant hormone spikes

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Uhhh if I'm on dianabol is it okay to take cialis at the same time or is that too much for my liver to do at once? I don't know if cialis is hard on the liver.

>>41325336
>vg
>sciatic nerve
not even remotely close

anyway, one site is fine when you're doing a baby tier 2 injections a week blast. as soon as you introduce shorter esters, you need more sites. on an ed schedule you should have 3, usually glutes + vg + 1. the 1 in this case always has something bad... delts suck, quads suck, tris/bis are godawful

>>41325339
How would dbol give you an amazing workout. All dbol does is shift more protein into the cells. That's only good for muscle recovery.

>>41325342
cialis isn't hepatotoxic at all, you're fine

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>>41325362
are ye daft?

>>41325371
you are extremely confused

>>41325362
>quads suck

quads are best

>>41325378
where the fuck do you think vgs are you ape

the sciatic nerve is only remotely close to glutes. not ventro glutes.

>>41325418
.......which is the point, that's why you inject ventrogluteals, because there is nothing near it.

>>41325427
>>41325336
>'ve only ever shot in my ventrogluteal left and right side. There is only 1 nerve to avoid there, the sciatic nerve
THERE IS NO NERVE TO AVOID THERE

>>41325447
That's the entire point. Man you are getting autistic about this. The only nerve that's remotely close to VG is the sciatic nerve, and as you autistically point out, it's pretty much impossible to hit it, which is the entire point of injecting VG and why the field of healthcare is moving to VG injections instead of dorsogluteal.

>>41325378
I reckon ive probably hit this nerve a few times judging by how some pins I feel nothing during the process but others feel sharp.

Is the gear wasted if you hit a nerve? Does the needle go thru it?

Is there any downside to hitting the nerve?

Where in the glute are u supposed to pin if not around the nerve area... i usually pinned near it.

I dont want to accidentally pin into my asshole.

>>41325499
>Is the gear wasted if you hit a nerve? Does the needle go thru it?

Not really. Depends how far you push the needle.

>Is there any downside to hitting the nerve?
Possible paralysis of a limb

>Where in the glute are u supposed to pin if not around the nerve area... i usually pinned near it.

Cut an ass check into four quadrants, you want to pin the upper left hand side if it's the left cheek or the upper right hand side if it's the right cheek.

Fuck me dude. This should be babby tier learning you should have done well before every sticking a needle in your ass.

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This morning has been weirdly stressful and it's only 8 AM.

>Decide for breakfast I'll have protein shake instead of nothing
>Pour milk, put in powder
>realize I'm late so run to car and put everything in passenger seat
>a few minutes later remember shake, look over and see it has all spilled onto my car seat.
>Feeling stressed from this and mostly other shit, so decide to buy my first pack of smokes in a while (dat weak willpower)
>Go into gas station, ask for smokes
>Lady at register looks at me weird then asks for ID
>She takes it and looks at it for a second
>Other lady from behind the counter looks at it
>Everyone in the gas station is looking at me because I'm holding up the line
>Second lady says very loudly "IS HE 21?"
>Tell them I'm 23
>"Yeah he just looks young haha."
>This is the second time this week someone has mistaken me for someone under 21
>mfw

Can't wait to finally save enough to run my first cycle, I'm fucking tired of having a baby face.

>>41325540
> Possible paralysis of a limb
HAhahahaha. So I probably havent hit a nerve yet if the consequences can be that serious.

>>41325553
try not smoking you weak willed beta faggot

>>41325554
You're not gauranteed to get paralysis, that's just a worse case scenario. You have to be extraordinarily unlucky for that to happen.

Plenty of other unpleasant shit happens when you hit a nerve.

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>>41325564
>Smoking is bad, m'kay?
No shit. The main point was to say that I'm tired of looking baby faced.

>>41325553
I'm guessing you don't drink shakes often if you just let that shit dry up on your passenger seat

you're in for a nice smell tonight

>>41325553
Smoking cigarettes in current year
Weakest of the weak

>>41325591
>you're in for a nice smell tonight

Didn't know your mom was coming into town

>>41325378
Simmer, Hamish

>>41325553
>pour milk, put in powder

What the fuck? Who the fuck pours the milk before the powder?

You're one of those weird cunts that puts milk in before cereal aren't you? Or doesn't butter their bread when they're putting a spread on it.

>>41325553
>poor
>smokes
smH

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>>41325627
I didn't know people got so riled up about the order.

I used to put the powder in first, but I would end up getting large clumps at the bottom and stuck in the shaker ball. Putting the milk first has reduced the amount of clumpage. so it's what I do now.

Injected homebrew this morning, but i think there was some shit in hit.
Anyway it's been 10 hour and i star having a har ball that i can feel when i pass ma hand on

Please tell me it's not a fucking abcess! And if it is tell me what i can do.
I leave on a trip sunday and i can't afford to have a crippling thigh pain.

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>>41325644
Shake harder heretic. I have a $4 shaker, just this weird spiral on the backside of the lip and no fancy ball coil and I never get clumps.

>>41325647
Fuck me dude. Sounds like an abscess. Go to the doctor.

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>New Anzu video is out
>In Turkish

Fuck why? She's so much cuter with her broken english.
Also, she blocked me on Twitter. WHY

>>41325682
>she blocked me on Twitter
wow that's sad dude

that insane girl thinks you're creepy

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>>41325657
I'll shake em for like five minutes straight and still gotten it, so maybe it' s just the powder I use or something. Either way it's not that big a deal.

>>41325647
>I injected something into myself and there's pain
Holy shit, go to the doctor.

>>41325682
Did you do some creepy shit that would have made her block you? Also
>Falling for a 3DPD and not a superior 2D girl
pic related

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>>41325693
;___;

I just want to hold her and protect her from all the bad things in the world.

>>41325665
should i not wait a day to see how it goes
I had something similar once
hitted a a big vein, wich resulted in a big bruise beetween the muscle, and my fat. Hard and hot ball that i was able to feel with my hand

Been crippled for 10 days, couldn't even walk to work but went fine squatting after those 10

>>41325736
Are you the retard that was too cheap to buy proper brewing equipment and too stupid to do anything else correctly?

>>41325736
There's no harm in seeing a doctor and getting on top of it straight away. They'll be able to identify if it's an abscess or not and put your mind at peace.

>>41325762
yes I am this very person

but yeah i'll be consulting, better be safe than sorry

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Opinions on picking up a part time bouncing gig at a strip club or something? If it matters I'm 6'3 240.

>>41325813
>5813>>41325762(You)
Just ignore it, I hope it kills you

>>41325770
Sure all right, thanks

>>41325814
What's the money like?

>>41325814
Why the hell not? If you have the time then absolutely, it should teach you lots, you'll meet people, and you'll get many easy lays.

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>>41325822
Looks like they only pay like $12/hour but supposedly the strippers split tips with you.

>>41325832
I've got the time during the summer unless I actually travel but I'm not interested in the easy lays because i caught a case of oneitis.

>>41325864
12 freedom dollars isn't bad. Given the work you'll be doing is just standing around looking menacing for majority of the time,

>>41325864
If you're in a college town, get ready for a bunch of drunk children to try and fight you every other night. Buddy of mine was a bouncer while we were in college, and he'd tell me all of the bullshit he had to go through. Got paid pretty decent and got free drinks though, so it was worth it to him.

>>41325627
Veeeeery important to put the water in first
So you put the water in first

how close can i inject to past needle marks?

>>41325601
Rude!

>>41325627
...you butter your bread before putting peanut butter on it?

>>41326295
no closer than 2cm bro

What are the best rear delt and lower chest exercises? Both are lagging, and my upper chest is growing faster than my lower.

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>>41326613
>Lower chest

>>41326056
Not explicitly a college town but there are ~7 campuses here.

>>41325873
It's not that good but it's just be spending money for me.

Var and Sdrol is causing some serious back pumps for me but I can't find taurine tablets anywhere. Should I just buy some sips and mix it in with my bcaa and beta alanine for a pwo.

>>41326933
I guarantee you sips will just make it worse

>>41326613
facepulls and dips faggot

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>>41326933
Amazon or any supplement store should have it.

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>>41326962
Anytime I see tinder profiles like this I can only imagine they're fake, because all the ones in both my current town as well as my college town always say shit like "Looking for my soul mate :) IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A HOOKUP, SWIPE LEFT."

Although to be fair the average woman in my current town looks like pic related, so it's not like I've been doing a whole lot of swiping lately.

>>41326962
I've been to a two supplement shops and a shoppers drugmart. Might just go on amazon.
>>41326942
For what reason?

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>>41327034
A B O S

B

O

S

Why not move to Sydney or something? Of course then you'll be stuck with nothing but Chinese girls.

>>41327061
I just used a picture of an Abo to prove my point, I'm not actually Strayan. I'm from Mississippi.

>Of course then you'll be stuck with nothing but Chinese girls.
On second thought, I can move to Sydney.

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Really want an asiago bagel from the grocery store.... but I dont want to do five there and my mom doesnt either... if I went to the gym I could pick one up before... but what if they're out of bagel shop already? Reeee

>>41327056
> for what reason
Caffeine and additives

Wont HCG degrade while being shipped since it wont be refridgerated for anywhere from, a few days if domestic, to weeks if international?

Or if its above a certain concentration or something, its stable at room temp?

Because this concerns me very much.

>>41327159
>>41327159
Autocorrect keeps changing words that are spelled correctly wtf

>>41327165
Never heard this before

>>41327159
>Caffiene

B-but I have at least a pot and a half of coffee a day.

>>41327165

They ship it dehydrated. Its stable in that dehydrated state. You have to reconstitute it with bacteriostatic or sterile water when you get it.

>>41325118
What are you pinning that's pipping that hard? Are you holding the needle steady enough or going back and forth while in the mussel?

Waiting for Test-E to kick in is so tantalizing. It'll have been two weeks since first pin tomorrow with at least 2 more until I start noticing changes. Didn't throw in any orals since my vendor was out of stock. Definitely getting boner gains though.

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>>41327386
>Boner gains

Not sure why this made me laugh so much.

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>tfw steadily losing weight from my starve dnp raw minced meat diet

>day one 86.4 kg (on non-empty stomach)
>day two 84 kg (on empty stomach)
>three 83.6 kg

>>41321143
Can someone just email me a source I got ripped off again. I'm tired of getting my money stolen.


[email protected]

>>41327455
it doesn't count if you're losing weight because of your ecoli and various worms

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>>41327531
>implying

>7.5 hours since last dnp capsule only took 300 cals of soy yogurt and milk to mitigate heat
>stillsweat a lot in bed and my lower back feels like i wdnt full retard on barbel rows


gotta stack shelves in 4 hours as my last day of work then i can enjoy 10 days of dnp at home.

hope the sides dissipate. i know they definitely lose out at fhe 12 hour mark but still.

>>41327599
>tfw currently 400mg and only get the sweats up to a few hours after intake

I know you all have seen it, but I want to hear your comments on the effects of roids on being the stereotypical alpha male

https://youtu.be/zJ-Pyhk7GQA

>>41322645
Yeah, reddit it a dumpster fire filled with shit information

>>41325272
>le edgy
Nice one. Very original.

>>41325647
Shower and direct warm/hot water to the knot. Do this repeatedly over 10 minutes and try to massage the area. If the pain doesn't go away, it'll be an abscess. Monitor your temp for a fever (lol if it's tren).

>>41327739
>t. natty shitposting for the first time in /fraud/

>>41327693
okay i watched the entire thing i didnt get the point.

men are men and woman are woman?
men are supposed to do manly things?

??????????????????

Even 0.125mg arimidex e4d gives me painful joints

Am I one of the lucky ones who doesn't need AI?

>>41327867
Get bloods and you will know for sure.

>>41327693
>LE MASCULINITY IS TOXIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guy in the video looks good, is happy, lives a good life, is accepted by peers, and has women. If he studies in school also then he has a good career ahead of him.

MTV would like to brainwash young men into being pansie ass limp wristed tofu burger eating liberals but that lifestyle does not pay dividends in real life.

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oh no I'm feeling faint just standing up now, how am I supposed to get to the gym and do cardio now

>working out on DNP

Lmao enjoy death faggots

>>41321289
nope.

>>41328101
eat your carbs

>defy medical charging me $120 for 6 weeks clomid
>I can get two months supply for $50 on inhousepharm

JUST end this clomid meme

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>>41328152
I ate a banana and drunk a glass of milk. Guess I'll eat another banana, force myself to the gym and in worst case pass out on my way there. I don't want to eat any other carbs than fructose as they might end up as anything other than glycogens.

>>41328234
Take dnp so whenever you eat carbs you burn up. That'll teach you fatty.

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>>41328261
but I am on 400 mg ed dnp and I only eat carbs such as fruit (bananas) and veggies (cucumbers, lettuce) the two times a day I eat, with the exception of the morning glass of milk and the nightly batch of raw ground beef.

>drink 180mg of caffeine
>take a nap afterward
>sleep for 6 hours

What the fuck did I do to myself and why doesnt caffeine work anymore? I used to get jitters from 100mg


For PCT is it better to do low dose nolva/clomid for a little longer rather than high dose for a short time?

>>41328332
You build up a tolerance to caffeine

Does it really matter if I use a 1" needle vs a 1.5" needle?

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>>41328332
buy caffeine pills to counter your tolerance

>>41328366
Subq?

>>41328164
so why do you want doc trt again? clearly your insurance isn't helping with the cost of clomid so it won't help with test either.

>>41328366
depends where you pin and how fat you are my dude

the more fat you have to go through before you get to the muscle the more it matters

>>41325702
>>41325657
I've used shitty arnold schwarzenegger branded protein, Optimum Nutrition and myprotein whey and only the myprotein whey didnt clump. Heck even the ON weight gainer clumped like hell.

its even worse in milk.

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I've actually got a stupid newfag question to contribute to this thread. Would the pct for a 20 week cycle be any different than one for a 12 week one? Pic related shows I'd be starting pct a few weeks after my last test dose for 3 weeks, so would a longer test cycle mean longer pct, or am I retarded?

>>41328463
This is the third time I've heard positive things about myprotein in the past 2 days, guess means I'll have to give them a try soon.

do steroids do anything at all to influence mind-muscle connection?

>>41328798
Only if you inject them into your brain.

>>41328870
how'd you get to be so funny?

>>41327268
I see.

desu is there any reason to not use HCG? its not even very expensive

doesnt it blow clomid/nolvadex out of the water for PCT? and its not even much more expensige..

running it on cycle is not neccesaey but not a bad idea if you are willing to pay..

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>>41328885
My mom drank a lot when she was pregnant with me, so maybe that has something to do with it.

>>41321348
250 should be manageable if your diet is in check, I'd avoid outdoor cardio though. 500 is going to be hell in Florida weather

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>tfw the source I was planning on using is out of Nolvadex but seems to have plenty of Clomid.

Hm.

>>41328990
where are you from anyway?

>>41328991
Mississippi, m8. We have blues and a river.

>>41329009
just being in the us basically gives you access to everything.

we literally only have 1 eu source which is cheap and still unverified and the rest are expensive af or we have to deal with purple poo poo labs shipping rates.

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How much did your arms grow on your first cycle? My main focus is blowing up my arms and delts since I'm a lanklet.

>>41329049
went from 12.5 inches to 15 inches. that at 150mg/week trt dose.
roughly in 5-6 months timeframe.

I'm thinking about doing steroids as a beginner to speed things up. My youth is long gone and I only have few precious years left to find a suitable mate. What happens to people who do this?

>>41329067
theres actually 0 actual downsides to starting as a beginner. the problems are with being a beginner is
- 0 clue about diet/macro's/calories
- 0 clue about training/progressive overload
- 0 might injure themselves because they suddenly can lift a lot more shit.

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>>41329041
Aw man, really? Shit sounds like it sucks. How did you guys end up with that? You'd think there'd be more legit suppliers with the demand, or am I missing something?

>>41329049
>DAT FIGURINE
Just use Anchor Arms, you'll be fine.

>>41329067
Same here (except for the youth thing), Make sure you do your research m8. I've never heard of anything bad happening to older folks who start as long as you don't do anything stupid. How old are you?

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>made it to the gym without passing out
>only got to do 30 min of cardio before the fire alarm went off

guys, if you want to become chad get that fucking neck size to 18 inches.

its foggin insane what that shit does to my face. I can see myself getting more attractive and chaddish every month.
im literally training my neck 3times a week at home

>>41329231
How to train your neck the best way?

>>41329231
enlighten me on those neck exercises.

>>41329231
>tfw I unironically do the blowjob exercises and get the weirdest looks

>>41329120
I turned 31 recently. I've researched for about a month but it's funny, there's still alot to learn.
>>41329087
I'm abit scared of the injuries desu

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>>41329244
>>41329245
>Best way to train neck?

>>41329231
I have a giant fucking neck and head but tiny ass dyel body. I need some tren.

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>>41329231

I've never trained neck and mine is 16.5"

Don't train it too hard or you'll look like one of these bad bois

>>41329312
I'm only 23, so I can't relate to the age thing, but I'm also trying to learn as much as I can. The reddit link posted in every thread is a pretty good place to start reading up on it, and it's not hard to find a source if you know where to start looking.

Good luck my dude.

Do you guys take advantage of sales and buy extra things? This guy is selling orals for $15

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>>41329348
>Don't train it too hard or you'll look like one of these bad bois
>implying I don't want to have a neck like that

I'm doing a suicide cut on low Test, slightly less low Tren. It's 20:45 atm, and so far I've had 600 cal, 88g protein. Probably gonna get a couple more scoops in.

Gonna be shredded for the summer

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>>41329440
>not including dnp with that

>>41325589
poor and still smokes, what the fuck is wrong with you?
A pack a day for a week is as much money as test for 5-10 weeks.
You will never be big.

>>41329440
mfw literally after I posted that, I get shouted that there's food ready.

Just had an orgasmic beef curry w/ rice and naan bread. Burning rn.

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>>41329568
Re-read the part where I say
>>Feeling stressed from this and mostly other shit, so decide to buy my first pack of smokes in a while
>first pack of smokes in a while
>in a while

I don't buy them anymore, except for today I did. If I were constantly wasting money on cigs each week, I'd agree with you. But this is the first time I've bought a pack to smoke in 3 months. Plz lern 2 reading comprehension.

>You will never be big.
Because big guys never smoke cigarettes.

>>41329638
You're still a moron for smoking in the first place. Doesn't take reading comprehension to understand that.

>>41329638
>You will never be big.

because you have no money, want to roid, and the little money you got you spend on smokes. You should learn 2 reading comprehension.

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>>41329244
>>41329245

i dont know why, but OHP with my back arched backwards towards the ground trains my neck.

shrugs with the weights hanging infront of you, thrusting upwards instead of backwards


also pic related, i do a few sets everyday

>>41329264
dont do it at the gym you autist

>>41329332
inches?

>>41329348
well depends how tall you are and how fat you are. my neck is bretty shredded
my neck was 16" before i started training it, and now 2 months later its 17 inches. Aiming for 18 inches.

pic related was right before i started doing it.

shit gives off that intimidating chaddish alpha look, i love it.

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>>41329712
also pic related for my last neck exercise

>>41329680
>smoking is bad

No shit, captain obvious. I bet you also tell all the ladies about how bad alcohol is for them when you're hanging out at the bars, don't you?

>>41329702
>and the little money you got you spend on smokes.
It's a $5 splurge I did for the first time in like 3 or 4 months. I don't buy a pack a day or anything. I get it's a waste of money, but come on nigga.

iirc a yellow cum tint on dnp is 'normal', yes?

>>41329712
Stop spouting this neck shit retard. Dont do it, you will literally paralyze yourselves lol.

>>41321841
thanks`

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> my face when my lifts are worse than now than natty 6 months ago
> im also 7 lbs heavier
> however im leaner and larger now

Anyways, I experienced my first instance of tendon stress, aside from overtraining that is, but rather pushing limits. I added 10lbs on both bench and incline bench from 3 days ago, my incline bench is at 185 right now and flat bench at 205. hahahahahaha. I could do 220 x 5 x 5 natty but I am obviously not training for strength right now.

Also doing OHP today I had the biggest head rush of all time, even though I was standing up the entire time. I still managed to get all 5 reps but damn I thought I was going to fall asleep.

>>41329753
> wah I feel bad
> how can I fix this
> waaaah I need to smoke and drink

>>41329348
I desire for my head to have the shape of a penis just like this man.

>>41329753
we are just looking out for you man

>>41329830
I had a phase like that too, almost 2 years without any real gains as far as maxes go.
Just did volume, shorter rest, better form.
And now my strength is exploding. 190 kg for 8 squats, then 220 for 8 deads

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>>41329798
k stay a bitch necked incel virgin and beat your meat to cuck porn honey

pic related
jokes aside watch this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjiZaCJ6tCA

to prevent shit from happening

>>41329837
Th-thanks anon

>>41329830
>Caring this much about what a stranger on the internet does with his money
>Implying I drink the firewater

Also

>Roiding to get 205 on bench
>Nearly fell asleep while doing OHP
Don't worry anon, the helmet your mom makes you wear should soften the blow.

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>>41329928
You know you look like shit. You could improve yourself drastically in 100 days. Heres some fag from reddit who stopped masturbating.

I dont care what you do. But this is a board for fitness, so shut the fuck up about your degenerate life.

>>41329491
What supps do I need with DNP??

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>>41329966
>says I look like shit
>has never seen a picture of me
How's that projection treating you?

>I don't care what you do
You care enough to have carried on this conversation. Thanks for caring anon :)

>shut the fuck up about your degenerate life
Nice /pol/ buzzword. Didnt know working a 9-5 job in an engineering field and lifting weights for fun constituted as degenerate.

>this is a fitness board
Well you better start fitness dick in ya mouth, because you sound like a fucking faggot.

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>>41329891
Neck bridges are the generally recommended exercise for football players and wrestlers to grow the neck.

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>>41330049

>>41330049
I'd bet money you look like shit

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>>41330144
k

>>41330139
>Jason fucking Blaha
Every time I see his picture I have to laff

>>41329753
Regardless, you're a dumb person who makes dumb decisions.

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>>41330271
>lol ur dum
HOLEEE SHIEEEEETTTTTTT

B T F O
T
F
O

HOW CAN POOR CUNT EVER RECOVER??????
.
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faggot

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>>41330342
>>41330271
this made me laugh for a solid minute.

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>>41330351
Thanks triangle, you'll always be my favorite shape

>>41328888
checkkkkked
i wouldnt say it blows clomid/nolva out of the water, as they serve different purposes, so using both will be better than using just one in any case
hcg causes your testes to return to function faster and they grow back as the signal mimics the ones produced by the pituitary gland to normally produce test, which takes longer to restore naturally
nolva and clomid bind to estrogen receptors so stop any excess estradiol from causing problems (better than AIs as no test is around to be aromatised any longer) and prevent cortisol from becoming the dominant hormone
basically the best scenario is to take all three

>>41329049
where 2 get hestia figure 4 hotglu

>>41324788
very well

god i hate myself now.. again
fucked up my diet last friday starting woth some whine with some qties. next day it evolved to some icecream then it all went to shit. didnt reach my protein goals and ate more and more peocessed sugar shit the last week. and i actualy get weaker depressed brainfoggy when eating like that.
gonna binch on chicken breast now to reset that habbit again

>>41329067
start lifting with a focus on lifting heavy, you might find that your test will raise to meet your activity, that happens with guys who are a bit older, happened to my dad, and also you wont waste your critical first cycle learning how to lift, program your own regime and finding out your calorie tolerances and how to diet properly. once you know you can maximise your cycle, you'll know what you want out of it, for example as a wlifter i wanted to move my squat up to 225kg from 200 and cj from 140 to 160, so i thought a cycle of test would be sufficient, not really any point to adding more anabolic compounds since im at my desired weight, didnt quite get that much out of it but better than if i was in a beginners position

>>41330046
shark blood

>>41321143

>no jerry

Ps. Stimerex confirmed for bro.

>>41330505
do you people just meme all the time? You eat shit food once or twice and get all mental about it?

>tfw eat shit including candy and pizza several times a week.

>tfw still shredded and jacked

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>>41330649
>>41330271
too obvious

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>>41330649
>Being so butt blasted that you take my name and try to make me look gay
>on fucking /fit/

>>41330687
>>41330694
what did it say?

>>41330351
Well meme'd. Too bad that doesn't fix your IQ or your recurring nicotine addiction.

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>>41330725
>>41330694
>>41330687

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>>41330725
Anon tried to profess his love of cocks and mask it by using my names.

>>41330745
>lol ur dumb and u smoke

FUARK MATE YOU'RE FUCKING KILLING ME HERE, I CAN NEVER SHOW MY FACE ON THIS BOARD AGAIN

>>41330745

>Recurring nicotine addiction
>https://www.gwern.net/Nicotine

Learn you a book nigga, you thicker than cake batter.

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>>41330777
this is not fraud OR fitness related

LEAVE
!

>>41330670
staying in ok form with shit food is easy, but shredded is not. And I am talking good oblique definition, good quad seperation and veins on quads and chest. striated quads, ab veins.
thin skin etc.

But still, yesterday I ate a whole cheese pizza around midnight, still woke up lighter and leaner.

>>41330917
yeah okay i take that back then, being truly shredded is a different story

>>41331175
>>41331175
>>41331175
>>41331175

>>41329891
My neck is 17 starting off and I can't even do a neck bridge. And it looks small.

Fuck I really need to start doing neck training. My dog's neck is an inch bigger at 18, and he looks fucking yoked.

I wish I was my dog

How do you bois buy bitcoin?

>>41331759
Use coinbase

How do I tell if this powder mk677 I ordered off eBay is legit?

>tfw took 160mcg of Clen and 40mg duromine

It's been good knowing you all, before my heart beats out of my chest