girl here, how do I into Kloss mode?

>>41317982

SS+GOMAD

>>41317982
Reincarnation

you don't if you have shit proportions

>>41317982
>those feet
>puke.jpg

>>41318003
>>41318009
:'(

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Something something genetics.

>>41318021
That's what not fat people look like.

>>41317982
stop eating, dont work out

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>>41317982
Finally a Karlie a thread.

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Kode™, run, ballet.

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>>41318059
rev up those bans

Karlie thread!!!

>>41317982

Eat cotton balls dipped in water. Not even kidding. It's an old model trick.

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>>41318080
/ourgirl/

We Kode™

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>>41318072

>>41318072
me on left

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>>41318112
WE SCIENCE ALSO

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>>41317982
Not even memeing, I don't understand the whole tall skinny model thing
>no tits
>no ass
>faces are generally too masculine
>worst of all, they're usually white
petite busty latinas or bust, there's no other option.

can't marry em though cuz I don't wanna doom my progeny to manlethood :(

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>>41318136
me on right

>>41318137
Didn't she have like a 145 IQ? srs

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>>41318145
>worst of all, they're usually white

>>41317982
You dont. Nobody wants to fuck a stick. And thats coming from a DYEL dude.

>>41317982
Are you 6'1"?

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>>41318170
you are right, no girl wants to fuck a skinny dyel guy

>>41318170
>jelly manlet twink the post

>>41318184
>>41318185

Admittedly so.

>5'11
>175 lbs

>tfw 5'11" Asian male
>white girls are getting taller and taller
>literal 6'2"+ white bois all over uni
Will I make it bros?

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>>41318170
kill yourself you disgusting manlet

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>>41318163
Nah I had enough fun with blondes earlier in my youth, I legitimately don't find them attractive anymore unless they're 10/10, it's kinda weird. I could see myself settling down with a brunette girl as long as she isn't gross and pasty (self-hating pale guy here), but I'm having fun tasting the rainbow right now.

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>>41317982
>tfw 6'1
>tfw tall enough for mortal women but not a 6'2 goddess

>>41318201
no asian males are shit tier. consider sex change

>>41318206
>those feet
lmao, im a guy with prettier feet than this giraffe

>>41318213
what the fuck is the point of being a 5'11" asian tranny when the average asian female is short as fuck

>>41318215
>footfag
you might as well kill yourself

>>41318223
its better then being an asian male

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>>41318184
m8 Ryan Lochte could fuck your mom without trying

>>41318206
>jeans
>sports coat
>those shoes
whyyyyy is this a thing

>>41318215
footfags please leave, only aethestic body parts are face, tits, ass, and dem spinal erectors
>tfw you can stretch one hand across a chick's lower back while fucking her doggy-style

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Of course jelly girls start tearing her down.

>>41318145
Fashion is run by gay men.

>>41318228
>>41318241
t. ugly feet

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>>41318249
Of course men dominates in a majority womens sport.

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>>41318289
>taller than Taytay in heels
truly a goddess

>>41318206
It isn't even shopped....what the fuggggg

How tall is that guy?

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>>41318286
here, have some feet

>>41318333
He looks 5'6-5'8"

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When?

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>>41318368
never

>>41318289
Taylor isn't that tall then.

Karlie Kloss is like 6'2.

Taylor is always portrayed as tall but those are at least 3 inch heels and she's still at least 2 inches shorter than kloss.

Smh i always thought Swift would be taller than me even in 5 inch fuck me heels.

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>>41318394
Feels bad man.

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>>41318414

Is Karlie 5'11, 6'1 or 6'2??

She said 5'12.5 on twitter....

>>41318450
5'15''

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>>41318431

>>41318313
jfc is that shooped? selena is so hot kill me

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>tfw no kloss gf that I am taller than (by 3 inches) so she can still feel protected by my physical presence

>>41318450
This, wtf. I get 4 different answers by searching google.

>>41318289

TayTay is prob about 5'9-5'10 there's a pic of her and Jake together and there's both very close to each other.

Karlie though, is legit 6' or some shit barefoot. Ancient Greece would have made her a God. Seriously. She does not know what the fuck she holds in her DNA, and she's wasting it with a slim wristed jew. Feels bad man. Least I get to see these feats of human genetics before they are all phased out.

>>41318450
Google said 6'2 when i checked.

If she's 6'0.5 then the people standing around her are always fucking midgets holy shit

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>>41318480
Jake is 5'11 so I think Taylord is lying about 5'10 (or media fucking up on purpose).

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I find 5'12.5 (lol) from twitter which is 184cm and 6'1.5 from various magazine quotes.

Maybe she is still growing

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>>41318471

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>>41318471
also

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>>41318570
Kek, Is that Jimmy Fallon?

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>>41318575
>>41318589
Get the fuck out of here.

Guys, I'm 5'11 but attracted to women, Karlie's height.

What do I do? 100% serious, help needed.

>>41318431
Hot

>>41318619
Shin implants
You'll never run again

>>41318575
>>41318589
jfc why even live, I'll never get between those lips

>>41318604
I'm sure your dad loves you anon, no need to project onto karlie

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>>41318624

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>>41318628
Can you samefag take that asian 5'5 and leave? Or post Klossy pics.

Faggot.

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>>41318137
>in cahoots with the nyddler
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

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>tfw torn between thinn and thicc

what do lads

>>41317982
Just become a creepy anorexic no ass not that hard

>>41318068
That is some /idealwoman/ shit right there.

>>41318656
Thinn and tall.

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She should wear more thigh boots desu lads

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>>41318153
Yeah, she's EXTREMELY smart and talented

>>41318679
Fuuuuuck imagine her in a latex dress.

Blood is streaming down, blood is streaming down.

>>41318688
That is actually fucking hot though. Model who kodes.

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>>41318648
Nope, this is now a doja cat thread

>>41318707
kys

>>41318707
Fucking kek. Get out of here.

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>>41318704
lol, she doesn't really code though. the picture shows that she's literally just traversing directories and displaying the contents. It's sad cuz there totally is discrimination against female coders, but these "celebrity coders" just look dumb. If it inspires actually smart girls to code I guess that's fine though.

more doja cat coming up!

Fasting you idiots. Fasting is the only way to drop the weight.

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>>41318690
>you:Fuuuuuck imagine her in a latex dress
>barber:say no more

>>41318059
This is unironically what I want.

Tall, qt, feminine, smart.

>>41318728
It's about getting stupid 13 yr old girls into science and tech. It's fucking great.

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>>41318690
why are you doing this to me mang

>>41318753
Star Wars villain when

>>41318741
rich, blue sky eyes,straight blonde hair, thin lips.

>>41318741
you unironically want an attractive woman with good features?
wow, you're so unique.

this thread is shit, and so is carly closs.

>>41318732
Could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?

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>>41318753

>>41318732
Holy fuck man this my new fetish

>>41318732
Snusnu?

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>>41318789
She is always one step ahead.

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>>41318752
Yeah I'm being too negative mb, it's a pretty dumb picture though.
>ywn fall in love with programming while being taught by an amazonian

there's a serious lack of doja in here though, time to fix that

>>41318791
This one is really really cute.

>>41318791
nigga the fuck is that foot.
she should have been an Olympic swimmer.

>>41318789
>The kookie cutters

can't wait to see her blacked like that other flavorofthemonth taylor swift hoe

>>41318813
I'm a manlet but I would never wear shoes with heels like that guy. It's like a bald guy with a comb-over, it makes people notice it more than thye otherwise would.

>>41318811
Klassy Klos

>>41318791
>>41318811
>>41318813
Naw, I want a tall chick now.

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>>41318826
she's a qtpi

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>>41318836

>>41318777
fuck you nigga

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why do they even force her to wear makeup ?

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>>41318865
I like this photoshoot, just makes her seem real - whoever set this up definitely had the right idea imo

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>>41318728

She is only 1.8 m (5ft10), but looks super tall, even without heels. Does she live in a country of dwarfs?

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>>41318888
>those quads
checked

>>41318888
She actually looks really good without makeup. That is rare af man.

>>41318869
This is probably half the reason she wears heels all the time.
>Lol took how tall of a girl i am, so much taller than these silly boys.
>please don't look at my long penguin ass looking feet.

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>>41318898
>only 1.8 m
wew

>>41317989
Fpbp

>>41318897
What the fuck is you niggas on about, she literally looks like an angel here.

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>>41318914
you are one bitter manlet

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>>41318898
there's a lot of confusion about her height - same places claim as tall as 6'2, she said herself on twitter 5'12.5 (kek) which is literally 6'0.5"

Celebheights lists her as 6'1.5" and they're pretty autistic with heights.

Also, this is just her out by herself in NYC.

C U T E

>>41318927
>>41318930
See? Litearlly.

>>41318927
>>41318930
>she literally looks like an angel here
wow what a coincidence

>>41318930
i'm just poking fun man calm down
no need to defend your waifu on a Korean half time commercial cartoon website

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>>41318950
I have to protect her smile anon

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>>41318897
(You) too

>>41318936
This might be one of my favorite pics of here.

>>41318936
Daaaamn....

Please have tall babies with me.

>>41318936
Perhaps someone should find a pic of her near an object with a standard height/length.

>>41318930
>>41318936
These two are awesome.

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>>41318936
she's definitely 6'2" and still growing

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>autistic femdom caption kloss

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>>41318966
fugg, forgot I had that photo twice

also I'm going to fucking murder the recaptcha devs, this shit is so annoying. Does it fucking count when only the border of the sign is in another square?

>>41318936
I'm not even that into here, what the fuck are you doing

>>41318993
I'm 6'4 and would let her snusnu.

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>>41318968
this makes me seem autismo as fuck but there's a site literally called leathercelebrities (dot com) and they have hi res pics of celebs (in leather). That's where i'm getting most of these from.

There's plenty of her on there, just search her name and get the goods.

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>>41318794
>>41319023
She is too feminine for snusnu.

>>41319048
Eyy, there will be faps tonight. So much for nofap May.

>>41319058
It's fine, I would love to dominate her.

>>41319048
Thanks, anon!

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finally a quality thread here, Klossy is really a worthy rolemodel for our female userbase

>>41318936
>>41319048
>>41319058
I'm beginning to crush on her, guys.

what is this

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>>41319107
>Bulking with Karlie

>>41319107
>>41319134
Would bulk with/10.

>>41319134
Would fucking bake her

>>41319058
>>41319107
>>41319134
>If It Fits Miss Klossy

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>>41319114
>what is this
perfection

>>41318897
>>41318930
>>41318936
>>41319058
Fucking cute man

>>41318184
ryan lochtie 6'2"
karlie kloss 5'11"

them heels bros

>>41319184
I got butterflies

srs

>>41317982
In all honesty, just be yourself.
it all comes down to this

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>>41319184

>>41319184
Oh

My

Fucking

God

Man

>>41319184
This is fucking great.

>>41319184
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>41319107
>tfw I'll never be 6'2"
>will never even reach 5'0"

>>41319184
You niggas better not complaining when I impregnate a nordic woman. You can't fucking post stuff like this.

>>41319184
They have to be related somehow.

>>41319184
>those gesturs
I'm so fucking horney when will she be home reeeeeeeeeee

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>>41319255
delete dis nigga

>>41319200
Haha, same.

>>41319283
She is like a navy seal or something. She can pull anything off.

>>41319184
I'm trying to figure out how this threesome would go down.

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>this thread

>>41319310
It is what it is.

>>41319310
She actually motivates me. I want a gf like her.

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>>41319310
saved

>>41319316
She actually have green eyes?

>>41319310
That list pic is so great.

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>>41319344
last*

:|

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Klossy eats PIZZA while YOU bust your ass in the gym

>>41319184
>tfw pajeet

>>41319382
You have it easy. Try being asian and manlet in all departments.

>>41318728
>It's sad cuz there totally is discrimination against female coders
kill yourself. any company would take 100 female coders and pay them double before hiring a single male one

>>41319379
Is New York pizza good?

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>>41319379
she's allowed to

>>41319344
>>41319366
It's this one if you want the whole thing and missed it >>41318791

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Tay + Klossy = literally perfection

>>41319404
>any company would take 100 female coders
This is actually true, but women are shit at coding because there are few female Koders™, in general and they're not inspired to go all in.

This century belongs to men because STEM will be the only game in town, 20 years from now.

It would be great to not stare at sweaty men with glasses all day. That is why we should all stand with Klossy on this one.

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>>41319437

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>>41319433
Thaaaank you :)

>>41319437
>>41319446
Fuck, I can use these as wallpapers.

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>>41318704
>>41318688
that image will inspire legions of chicks to hate coding when they actually try it

>>41319438
it would be fine if it weren't for quotas desu

I work in IT and we had to fight upper management because they wanted to hire more women and my FEMALE MANAGER had to fight it and tell them to fuck off and that she'd hire whoever was the best fit for the job/team.

>>41319437
>>41319446
This is what paradise looks like.

>>41319465
>FEMALE MANAGER had to fight it and tell them to fuck off and that she'd hire whoever was the best fit for the job/team
She is a true woman. That is great.

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>>41319459
Me too! Save it it's all yours my friend :)

>>41318289
>shopped
karlie - 5'11"
taylor - 5'10"

Do you live in London?

>>41319465
Does she have the Klossy looks to back up that personality?

Might be waifu material desu

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>>41317982
>these proportions

Klossonetta when?

>>41318313
>when the guy who shopped the image forgot that taylor has a left arm

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>>41319446
>>41319437
Scandinavia? Germany? n.....nyc?

>>41319510
Nah, but she vacations on an arizona cattle ranch for 2 weeks a year, is into kickboxing, and kicked someone so hard during training that she tore a ligament/tendon in her knee.

>>41319494
Doing gods work anon.

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>>41317982
She should be bred with a 5'4" Manlet and then with some 6'8" Giant and have 3 children with each.
Then when the youngest becomes 18 years old they all enter a Battle royal to the death equipped only with primitive weapons.
The winner decides if Mankind should become huge like dinosaurs or small like cats via selective breeding and bio engineering!

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>>41319515
Try sweden. Don't come to Germany.

>>41317989
fpbp

>>41318688

lmfaooooo the "code" shown is just a hello world

>>41319464
Is that pepe, elsa, or have you guys just fucked me up?

>>41318068
How can a woman be so perfect? Her feet, calves, thighs, face, torso, tits, arms, hair, skin, and every little detail is just so perfect.
>you will NEVER even LOOK in the direction of such perfection

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>>41318475
mfw same
You win the height lottery, but there's no winning the Karlie lottery.

>>41317982
You can't but your kids can if you give them a healthy, active lifestyle.

>>41319515
Everyone in nyc is tall and skinny, also where all the models live.

>Karlie "Klossy" Kloss
>On /fit/
Is this a straight board, again?

>>41319683
this is not true at all.

95% of them are dirty / fat / slobs / old / insane

it's generally a disgusting place to live as well, and everything is expensive as fuck. don't fall for the hype

>>41319737
>2012
>+5
Yeah, it's pretty fucking unbelievable.

>>41319446
this is perfection.
wow

>>41319737
>>41319761
I've noticed that in the jungle that is chad, stacey, thicc, brap, sip, trap, /pol9k/, etc, that some things are actually improving, which should theoretically be impossible, considering the place we're at.

>>41317982

She's disgusting

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>>41319628

>>41319184
>>41319437
>>41319446
This is certainly something. Divine.

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>>41319464
>>41319628
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I don't get how average+ looking girls get so much attention on 4chan. First it was Taylor Swift, then that frogfaced girl with the eyebrows, now it's Karlie Kloss. Some are even obsessed with Maisie.

Why not an actually pretty girl?

>>41319894
>frogfaced girl with the eyebrows
go fucking kill yourself

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>>41319894
>Karlie Kloss
>average

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>>41317982
Here's my honest advice:

You'll never look like that.

Most of what makes her attractive is long legs and good fat distribution, which are genetic. The rest is the intense discipline of not eating enough calories to be within a generally accepted healthy body fat percentage. The majority of women cannot maintain <18% for longer than say, a sports season. That's why you'll see female sports players bulk up when they're off-season.

A small percentage of women genetically carry less fat without all the effort, but if you don't look like this already, obviously that's not you. You'll need to count every calorie that goes into your body and eat at a 300-600 calorie deficit until you look like that, then calculate the maintenance required for your new weight, and eat at exactly that for the rest of your life, if you slip up you'll have to immediately get back on track. Drinking a ton of water and eating a lot of roughage like leafy greens with every meal will help you feel less hungry, but you'll still feel hungry. Black coffee can also suppress the appetite to some degree. Eating high-fiber, high-protein, almost-no-carb diet is pretty much the only way to achieve this as a 300-600 calorie deficit for most women is like 1200 calories or less a day. You can't have sugar, liquid calories, or anything of that nature pretty much ever, unless you want to run like 8 miles the next day.

Also a good weight training or bodyweight routine that hits every part of your body 3 days a week and an hour of cardio or more every single day.

Does this sound hard? It is. But that's what most women who look like this do, if they don't have perfect fat storage genetics. You can't look like that if you aren't willing to do all of this.


You can look good and fit with just exercise and calorie counting, but you still won't have her long, thin limbs, because you're not 6'1"

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>>41319921
>average+
If she had went to my high school she would have been above average facewise, but not the best.

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>>41319894
>TayTay not being attractive
>that frogfaced girl with the eyebrows (I don't have enough eee's to reee this one out)
>Karlie Kloss being average +

>>41319894
lol

>>41317982
Be tall, have face, be somehow able to pull off being tall & feminine, be fun.

>>41320134
Fucking finally.

>>41319971
>>41319894
>I'm a girl btw

>>41320134
Are they related?

>>41320107
who is grill he call frog face

>>41317982
BREH

>>41319894
>that frogfaced girl with the eyebrows
Jimmies are rustled.

>>41319971
>Klossy being average+
(You)

>>41319971
You're a girl, aren't you.

>>41320134
More like this

>>41319823
Fucking kek

>>41318333
5'11.5

>>41318897
Blonde girls with light blue shirts are so fucking sexy.

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>>41320215
>>41320266
>>41320286
You guys are being ridiculous. Look at her here:
>>41320134
and compare her to pic related.


The only reason you are obsessed with the other girls is because they are famous.

>>41319960
I think her maintenance is pretty high, considering that she's 6'1 and runs a lot.

>>41320419
Who the fuck is that?

>>41320419
I'm neither of those guys, but Karlie is really attractive to me, personally.

>>41320419
Both Karlie and Taylor Swift are good looking. Come on dude.

Idk who that third chick you're talking about is.

>>41320419
What did she mean by this post?

>>41320410
Agreed.

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>>41319446
Y'all gonna sit here and pretend like this isn't what every guy on planet earth wants?

>>41320551
You should become a journalist. Use the words ''secretly wants'' in the title.

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>>41320419
My opinion is karlie and taylor both have god tier faces and legs
HOWEVER
they are flat chested and flat assed. If you like that good for you but i dont. Just my opinion so pease dont cry all of you. Also that pic is good looking too.

>>41320449
Hers would be much higher because she's so tall, but most women would be much lower, as they are usually under 5'5"

1500-1700 is pretty average maintenance.

>>41320419
she's cute, but not sexy, doesn't have the predator look

>>41320624
>they are flat chested and flat assed
>what is squats and implants
>the go to for literally 99.99% of girls
She don't have to, though, and she knows it.

>all these footfags complaining about her feet
You guys do realize how ridiculous small "cute" feet would look on someone over 6ft right

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>>41320657
Please tell me you arent taht stupid.
Implants are a lie and arent anywhere near as nice as real ones and
SQUATS DONT WORK
All those instagram whores with big butts get fat injections or its genetics. Squats aint gonna give your girl a nice ass dude. Its all genetics.

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>>41320688
How old are you? Natural, big, perky, tits, are super rare, we're talking 0.0000001% of girls. And squats do in fact work like a motherfucker. Just go to a gym with femlet pts and see for yourself.

>>41317982
It's Klossy, you faggot.

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>>41320710
>And squats do in fact work like a motherfucker.
They absolutely do not. Go look at litereally any olympic weight lifer. They squat all day and have thick thighs for sure but round juicy asses are genetics dude. Your pic is smooth sure but it isnt nice and phat. Nice female asses are made out of fat not muscle.
>Natural, big, perky, tits, are super rare
I never said they had to be big just not flat as a damn board. And they definitely arent that rare. IM in uni and half the girls i see have great tits. What poverty hick school did you go to?

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>there are people here who unironically like karly kloss
shes a fake as fuck roastie who is no different from the rest

get over it and find yourselves
a real woman

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>>41320738
>And they definitely arent that rare. IM in uni and half the girls i see have great tits. What poverty hick school did you go to?

Oh god dude what is push up

>>41320738
>olympic weight lifer
They have asses and they don't even do volume.

>I never said they had to be big just not flat as a damn board. And they definitely arent that rare. IM in uni and half the girls i see have great tits. What poverty hick school did you go to?

Confirmed virgin.

>>41320761
>autism the post

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>>41318688
AHAH. is this shit for real?

>>41320761
>>>/clg/

>>41320795
>raj sujan
indians have some crazy names man

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>>41320775
You niggers must sleep with bottom of the barrel girls i dont know what to tell you.
>They have asses and they don't even do volume.
?????
Again no they dont. Nice asses are made of fat not muscle. Thats why when the slap it it giggles a little and is nice and soft. Its genetics you idiot. If nice asses were made of msucle it would feel like a fucking a bicep.

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>>41320809
>(you)

Is this thread suddenly getting raided by /r9k/?

>>41320761
At least you tried.

>>41320761
Don't be jelly of her success.

>>41320773
I honestly can't even tell what the snippet on the left is meant to do. But the code on the right is something you might do on day one in fuckin middle school

>>41318170
Wrong

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>>41320813
I fucking hate you guys so much sometimes i swear to god. Look at my webm. You see how her nice round ass jiggles when she moves? Its nice as hell right? Thats cause its fat. If it was muscle it wouldnt jiggle. I seriously hope you get to have sex some day and figure this out for yourself.

>>41320843
She is teaching teenagers how to Kode™ for the first time.

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>>41317982
Just do an ottermode routine but don't lift.
I am a feminine looking 6'8" guy who kinda looks like her but I do lift to build muscles as to look feminine but not too feminine.
And I kinda have similar proportions to her but with more muscle.
Also, being very tall kinda helps.

>>41318145
Because you are a fool who has terrible taste.
You gotta get back. Back to le Reddit.
Latino Man. Watch out.

>>41318289
I like them both.

>>41318397
Well, people greatly exaggerate her height despite her being 5'11".

>>41318656
Thin and tall girls are best.
Short, thin girls are cute because they look like lolis but they're legal.
Thicc girls, I just never got into them.

>>41318869
>me on the right and my girlfriend on the left

>>41319191
Very well, this.

>>41319511
Carly Rae Jepsen looks like a better Bayonetta but she is tiny at only 5'2", but then again, her legs are quite long for someone that tiny.

>>41319437
Literally this.

>>41318471
Looks like it, but then again, their height gaps are very large.

>>41318450
Looks like 6'1".

>>41320624
>they are flat chested and flat assed
Very well, I like it.

Also:
>tfw I am taller than Taylor, Karlie and Cara
>I can also blend in well with them thanks to my appearance
This is just great, desu.

Be a lanklette and occasionally swim one lap

>>41318688
Could someone explain why this is cringy? I've never coded in my life, and I'm beyond confused

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>>41320856
Are you even trying at this point.

>>41318450
6'2

>>41320879
It's not cringy, just very basic. That is because she is teaching kids, though.

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>>41320836
>>41320838
>success
>>41320843
not a CS major but from people ive talked to this is what ive understood
>code on the right is stupid as shit
>gives you the biggest of numbers
>poorly coded and if numbers equal will give you a random number because lmao random
>code on the right
>developed by some guy who made doom
>still used today in multiple applications

>dumb roasties who look at it think code on right is more aesthetic
>back up floo woman

can a compsci major verify what i have said/correct me? as far as i know the code on the right is retarded but im hammered rn so i dont recall why

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>>41320885
Nigger thats genetics and shes fat. havent you seen all the pics that girl puts out? Shes fucking fat sa fuck and thats just where her body stores fat. I mean thats only 2 plate you idiot. OLY lifters lift more and are smaller. Are you even trying???

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>>41320911
haha, alright

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>>41320928
So are you trying to prove my point by posting candito?

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>>41320904
$15mill net worth, millions of fans, two legs inside the fashion and modeling industry, at age 24, is pretty successful.

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I love how white beauty standards are being unraveled by gorgeous black girls in the media. How do I into thicc black girl mode?

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>>41320809

>>41320904
Code on the left is fast inverse square root.

Finds the inverse square root of an integer with a hell of a lot less cpu cycles then traditional methods.
It's genius-tier code, took some incredible math and engineering to figure out despite looking so simple.

And yes it is used for a lot of things still, originally meant for lighting calculations in the game Quake.

I honestly wouldn't look twice at either Kloss or Swift IRL if I didn't know they were famous

If one of them hit on me in a bar I'd probably give them my fake "I have a gf" thing

>>41320866
We have finally summoned him.
I'm recommending the Swift S. Lawliet's advice on getting a Kloss-style body to OP.

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>>41320969
Finally someone with a fucking brain.
Check out hilarry duffs thickness as a reward.

>>41321024
I'm not on your side, mate. How new are you?

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>>41321017
No, you are a fool with terrible taste.

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>>41321034
SO new i just came here from 9gag.
Also youre an idiot if you dont realize im right.

>>41320988
supposedly the image is not real. which is a relief because at closer inspection the code on the right is retarded.

>>41321017
You'll eventually grow up.

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>>41321045
>you're an idiot if you don't agree with me

>>41321017
YOU WOULD SWALLOW YOUR TONGUE

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>>41321061
Nigger its not an opinion though its a fact
Think about this
Its the same as saying a girl can get nice tits by bench pressing.
Tits arent muscle theyre fat.
Nice asses arent muscle theyre fat.

>>41321088
That's not the same at all. Chicks have 40% of the same upper body muscle development as guys, that is not the case for glutes.

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>>41321036
>Swift S. Lawliet
>pics from Laputa: Castle in the Sky
>posting Taylor Swift
>calling anyone who hates his waifus "fools" or "foolish"
>constantly talks about how tall and feminine-looking he is
Yup, there's no denying it.
It's the one and only Swift S. Lawliet.

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>>41321113
>that is not the case for glutes.
Its still less and even still youre missing the point. It still sint msucle you moron its fat.
F A T
A
T
At this point im done posting cause you are either so stupid that youre beyond help or youre baiting me.

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>>41321088
>Nice asses arent muscle theyre fat.
That is a very subjective statement.

>>41321130
Kek, this post is fucking hilarious.

>>41320879
It would be like watching someone try to open a folder in Windows but they keep missing and failing to double click it. Then turns and looks at you and says they're a computer expert.

>>41321147
How so?
Those 2 asses are pure fat. Remy and Jada have jiggly juicy asses made of fat.
>>41321152
Why? Notice the jiggle on the ass? Thats cause its fat.

>>41321180
That's an exaggeration beyond belief. Fucking NEET /sci/ fag.

>>41321191
You're obsessed with fat m8, chill.

>>41320904
comp sci major checking in

code on the left is what the other guy said, fast inverse square root

code on the right is not only poorly written (returns 5 if the numbers are equal, pointlessly checks if a is greater than b AND b is less than a when one or the other on its own would do just fine, no braces for any of the if/else blocks), but entirely unnecessary. put a #define max(a,b) a>b ? a : b (look up ternary operator) near the top of your code if you find yourself needing to check that sort of thing often. you don't need an entirely new function just for that.

plus the right one has a ton of unnecessary comments. commenting like that is fine when you're a beginner so you get into the habit, but you usually move out of that shit pretty quickly. nobody reading this should need to be told what an int is. nobody reading this should need to be told what a<b means. she just threw in a ton of garbage to make it look more aesthetic to people who don't know why the code is otherwise shit.

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>>41320896
the top window is "basic" (eg. the first program you would ever run in any language is 'hello world')
the bottom window is mash up of failed commands run over and over.

>>41321166
Well, I look like Karlie Kloss on this pic whenever I am with most other people.
I am much taller than them.

I am 6'8" and she would probably still look short next to me since I already passed the 2m master race mark.

>>41321234
Dude, it's not real.

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>>41321256
https://www.instagram.com/p/5c1WXeESvD/?hl=en

>>41321130
if i post about squatting making nice asses will you post more of those pics

>>41321274
The bigger enhanced one you moron.

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>>41321201
Cause its great
>>41321293
Thats stevie shaes ass. its from a mike adriano scene if you wanna go watch it its a god tier scene. She did 2 with him and they both are amazing. Sadly i think she retired from porn.
The irony is im actually a tit man. I love a nice ass too but huge tits drive me up the wall.