What's the worst possible thing to eat for your body?

Hmmm. I'm intrigued.

Sugar

Idk gasoline?

whatever the fuck kali muscle eats

>>41309570
pussy

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Uranium probably.

Uranium is pretty lethal.

>>41309570
Probably a cyanide salt. Second would be chromic acid I guess. We used it to develop TLC plates quickly in the lab. Prof says not to inhale even a little because lungs will liquefy. Cool shit. Good thing I'm not secretly suicidal in a chemical lab of death!

A bullet.

nigger blood

leftover white rice that has been sitting at room temperature for 48 hours

>>41309625

no way. so if i ingested some of this id explode?

>>41309570
conflicted because i want to say bleach BUT OP should kys... come back to me

>>41309570
whey, creatine, pre-workout cancer

>>41309647
You'd leave humanity behind.

>>41309625
>eat 1g uranium
>instantly gain 5000lbs of fat

even dr now couldn't save you if you did that

>>41309647
calories are energy. your body can't break down uranium for its energy. you'd poop it out and have burned rectum.

alcohol.

>>41309657
>whey
>bad
nigga what

>>41309570
Gains Goblins

>>41309722
You saw right bitch ass nigga

Marijuana

>>41309747
well actually

Botulin

wheat

>>41309570

Too much of any one type of fat is really bad for you over the long term. Some fats are worse than others, like trans fats.

>>41309570
Organic mercury

go on, google it

>>41309570
Plutonium
Liquid Magma
Queen Elizabeth's soul

>>41309631
I enjoyed this post.

+1

>>41309570

Soda and ice cream.

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>>41309615
2 many carbs

>>41309665
I just wanted to reply and let you know that I appreciate the quality of your post.

In terms of actual food, trans fats.

Eggs

>>41309625
>>41309627
Mountain dew is the worse gains goblin, even worse than uranium

>>41309632

This is the best answer

Sugar

>>41309570
Yourself

Antimatter

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>>41309667
>I ask penny to lose 50 pound this month and she gain 500. I will not do the surgery if she will not stop eating uranium

>>41309961

Before you embarrass yourself again new friend, it's an old meme. Unless you were being ironic, in which case I am embarrassing myself right now.

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Pussy. Now gives you literal incurable super cancer, the Ubermensch of cancers. Guaranteed to kill you in 3 months flat. WHO is finally accepting that fuvking around isn't a good thing.

The Bible was right. Be chaste.

>>41309829
Ugh, can you not, pls

>>41309625
Protein content though?

>>41310363
if this post wasnt ironicly making fun of newfriends new found irony then i am unironically ironically embarrassed

>>41310363
Ok. I'm going to break it down for you:

The statement
>You'd leave humanity behind

is actually a double entendre in this context. It could mean the following:
1) Our good old favorite Rich Piana meme
1.5) Turning into an actual fucking mutant like old comic book tropes
2) An accurate way of describing OP's death. As he would literally die and leave humanity behind.

#2 is humorous to me.

>>41309570
cyanide

chlorine trifluoride

>>41310836
There is cyanide in miniscule doses in some vegetables. And its healthy for you.

meat and other products from animals