Will they EVER learn?

>>41306546
Wait, was she reassuring you about your small penis?

Confirmed virgin.

>>41307693
Y-yeah, but so what...at least I'm not a sad little manlet!

Hah, get it??

Sad
LITTLE
MANLET

Manlet status: B T F O

>>41306546
What iMessage thing?

>>41306546
even IT dropping 53 last night can't save you manelts

B T F O
T
F
O

>>41307878
Women judge you when they get a regular text instead of an iMessage.

>>41306546
>"I'd rather the guy have a small penis than be shorter than me"

...why?

>>41308282
Penis size don't matter shorty

Unless you have a microphallus

>>41308252

They love it when you send carrier pigeons tho.

>>41308282
Because all bitches care about is status and your penis size doesn't contribute to that

>>41306546
What if big penis and shorter

>>41308303
It shows you care.

>>41307693
We're just friends. Your girlfriend would never tell you the truth re: penis size.

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>tfw above average penis and non-manlet

>>41308472
nah senpai here on /fit/ you are either a manlet or you have a small penis. can't have both

>>41308282
as long as you get them naked that's the goal

marrying is a problem if they decide to stay with mr 3 incher

>>41306546
U neber lern

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>>41306546
I've got some He Man action going on Manlets don't worry me.

>>41308357
I think this is directly addressed.

>>41308252
>Women judge you when they get a regular text instead of an iMessage.
I don't even know what this means (probably because I'm not American). Luckily, I wouldn't want a woman who would judge men for something as petty as this.

>>41309792
imessage is blue and grey while regular sms is green. iPhone is a status symbol to some people, albeit a poor one, but it is what it is.

>>41309836
Oh interesting, I wasn't aware of it. Thanks anon.

In my country, having a smartphone on it's own is a status symbol so y'know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>girl unironically broke up with me because I was 5'8 and she was 5'7 and we couldn't go out because she didn't want to hear heels because she'd look taller than me

>>41309934
don't worry about it m8. girls like that aren't ever worth it. you truly did dodge a bullet thats not even worth the casing it's in.

>>41309934
Sounds like you dodged a bullet

>>41306546
Bitches focus on shit guys can't change. Ever try mentioning that a girl can lose a few pounds, issa fight if you do. Fucking useless women
> inb4 butthurt manlet
I'm 6'1 but have seen this shit too many times it's starting to annoy me

>>41309836
>being cucked by Apple is a status symbol

Hmmmmmm

>>41309934
>tfw asked GF to wear high heels because I'm not an insecure manlet
>she didn't want to wear heels because she'd look taller than me
Kill me.

>>41308252
>>41309836
Hahahaha, this is insane to me!

Apple phones aren't even superior phones technology wise or particularly more pricey than other similar phones. I can only imagine what life must be like for people that think this way.

>>41310081
I don't think it has anything to do with price or status symbols. I think it's just viewed as a deviation from the norm.

>>41306546
i'm like 5'8.5"
my gf is 5'11

shes basically a stacy....why do people even come here with all this memetic negativity?

4chan boards are honestly losing their value because of a whole generation of people who do nothing but endlessly regurgitate the same thing

5'10'' here. i get some shit from women, but not a whole lot. i even managed to fuck a girl who was cracking on me for my height. half of what she said to me that night was about my height, but i came inside her so i'll take it as a win

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>>41308252
I don't understand

>>41308282
Because when she shows you off to her 'friends' they see your height, not your dick length, and it makes her look better

>>41309836

>iPhone is a status symbol

Lmao nigger you better be joking, how the fuck is a run of the mill smartphone a fucking status symbol?

>americans