summarize /fit/ in 1 photo

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>>41305199

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>>41305199
>tfw no gf

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>>41305199

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>>41305199

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>>41305277
Well played sir
>pic related

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>>41305307
Why am I into /fit/ girls?

>>41305199
sauce?

>>41305348
>straps
>babbyweight
LMAO

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>>41305199

>>41305387
Add a belt too and it's what two ugly Polish dyels do in my gym. Why are slavs always fucking retards in the gym?

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>>41305199

>>41305237
Brah those snacks are disgusting. How dave you call yourself /fit/. That cereal if for two year old who wanna take insulin when they grow up so they can be like mommy

>>41305414
because slavs are fucking idiots

>>41305439
This

>>41305332
I love the chimp out
>NIGGA HOMIE I AINT A FAGGOT WOT U WAN GO HOMIE NIGGA

>>41305410
Fucking retarded

>>41306474
Change the bottle for a shaker and that's literally me

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>>41306474
better version

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>>41305199

>>41305199
>/tv/ is mostly pedophile
>/r9k/ and /fit/ is into traps
>/v/ and /a/ are into 2D waifus
What are the fetishes of the other boards, lads? What about the smart guys on /sci/ and /lit/?

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>>41306741
/tg/ may as well be a deep undercover /d/

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>>41306741
Cuckolding
It is the gentleman's fetish

>>41306741
/pol/ is into cuckolding

>>41306474
What's wrong with that? You go to the gym to workout, not to talk to people. In my case I don't even bring my cell phone, just water and a towel.

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>>41307119
>/pol/ is into cuckolding
Prime bait.

>>41306741
>What about the smart guys on /sci/ and /lit/?

Can't speak for /sci/, but /lit/ is into demure librarians and booktubers that sound like their hymens are fully intact.

>>41305387
I use straps when I'm working on my back. Can't go as long or as hard without them.

>>41305410
This is fucking great but it should be /reallife/ on the right.

>>41306719
Sauce?

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/manlet/

>>41306741
>/fit/ is into traps
no, we are closeted homos that are very into masculine dicks in masculine men, we bang traps because closeted homos and mental gymnastics....
n-no homo.... maybe a bit homo

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>>41305199

>>41305410
>5'1 - 6'2

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>>41306640

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>>41305439
Hits a little close to home

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>>41305199

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>>41305439
this made me laugh hard

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>>41305237
Probably most accurate in thread

>>41305389
Keked

>>41306741
/int/ is into everything

>>41308230
Now hold on I, uh, wait. Hmmm. Shit.

>>41305332
Nothing better than the old Bugs Bunny kiss to piss someone off.

Too bad SJWs convinced everyone that "everyone's on the Kinsey-scale and are all a little gay" so 95% of the population that aren't bizarre sexual deviants have to be careful to not be labeled as "bi-curious" or some shit.

>>41308059
The real one is a pretty big difference tbqh

>>41306741
/pol/ is into interracial

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>>41308230

>>41305326
>why am I into healthy girls?
idk, anon

>>41305373
comparing turds?

>>41306474
delet this

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>>41305199

>>41307553
kys

>>41306474
this is the chillest that guy ever

>>41308230
Fug

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>>41308334
>I love kissing men
>Too bad SJWs convinced everyone that "everyone's on the Kinsey-scale and are all a little gay

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>>41308230
Who /purity/ fantasy here?

Does so much harm to me, since no girl is a qt that isn't getting crunk or riding dick

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>>41306741
>/co
big tits

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>>41308230
AAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU FUCK I'M NOT CONFRONTING MY PROBLEMS I REFUSE TO SORT THIS OUT

>>41305237
>cheez-it
>cheerios
>bananas
>oats
STOP

>>41309219
excuse me obviously the worst thing in this drawing is >coors

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>>41305199

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>>41305199

>>41306741
/x/ is into succubi

>>41307487
Can I get some examples?

>>41305389
this is good

>>41306706
Literally me

Except I talk to people

>>41306741
both /a/, /pol/ and /fit/ are into traps.

>>41308034
please shoop in a skinny fat "swole left" member.

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>>41305199

>>41306618
I used to deal with guy's like that all the time, I used to get a lot attention from girl's when I was thinner and had longer hair, the amount of buthurt you get from these guy's is fucking insane, I'm actually more comfortable being a bulked skin head than having to deal with "hurr duurr GAY! HURR DURR!

>>41308739
>>41310204
So thats what the unedited version looks like.

>>41305207
I liked Episode 3

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>>41307602
i just want justins thick shaft to be balls deep in me railing me for hours before bucking his thick man juice into my bucci

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>>41308230
i'm on 4chan so i can avoid facing these problems anon, why do you do this to me

>>41309219
what's wrong with bananas, cheerios and oats?

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>>41305199
WHAT is there from?

>>41306474
this is me

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>>41307119
>>41308481

>>41306474
Shut up

>>41308230
Oh

>>41310360
Tangerine (2015)
Directed by Sean Baker

>>41307316
haha found "that guy"
it was easy

>>41306474
is that an app for 4chan? how

>>41308230
>you have a boring life

ho le fuk this hurts too much
I literally do nothing all day but go to class and shitpost about chinese cartoons

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>>41306474
fixed for me

>>41310844
fuck off normie

>>41309206
>tfw girl you were/are interested in has had many partners including chicks
>never dated seriously but 'cheated' on the sorta relations she did have
>tfw you are a meme internet arguer and may have convinced her to stop cheating but can't get over that partner count

How do I reconcile this feel, I am simultaneously not interested and still interested in her

>>41307811
Lagrange

>>41305307
Terra formars is the sauce for anyone interested.

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I got you, OP.

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>>41311155

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>>41311167

>>41311178
>that guy on the left

holy shit his eyes are basically a court-admissable rape confession

>>41305253
this kek

>>41305348


>*cracks knuckles*
>*opens brapposting copypasta text file*

shall we begin?

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>>41305199
Go some

>>41311155
Change "Lifting!" for /fit/ - Fitness and is golden

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>>41311324

>>41310825
>he doesn't know about clover

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>>41311331

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>>41311337

>>41310737
thanks bruv

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>>41311343

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>>41308230
I want off this fucking ride.

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>>41311349
and I'm out

>>41311356
this one actually gave me wierd feels

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>>41309875

>>41305326
it shows some degree of effort

>>41307855
underrated

>>41305199
Does nobody know what movie this is from?

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>>41305410
>Hanging out with a girl
Its more like this.

>>41306757
Sometimes...

All the times...

>>41305199
>Tangerine
girl's name is ana foxx.

a pornstar. your welcome.

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there you go senpai

>>41305332
how did this fight ended?

>>41305279
Hahahahaha
Jezus

>>41310244
It's like the buddy cop episode really
If taken as popcorn bullshit, the new trilogy is watchable I'd say

>>41310684
What's that show called? I can't remember the name.

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>>41310244
me too anon

>>41311493
white guy won via submission if I remember correctly

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fit in one image

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The last 6 months have seen /fit/ become unbearable

>>41309983
Where do these come from?

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>>41311766
>me

>>41311285
I got banned too many times to handle it right now.

>>41306640
gets better every picture.

>>41308059
The one on the right is how woman see men. Unless you lie about your height.

>>41309983
The extreme measure this guy took is just hilarious

>>41311543
Ren and Stimpy

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>>41305348
> can't look at a woman's ass without thinking "BRAAAAP" now

thanks

>>41311448
god mads mikkelsen is so cool

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>>41305199

>>41308230
>you never try
>insecurity

too damn real

>>41308230
Please...uhh, please go. I'm uh... I'm bu.. busy right now...

>>41311617
n-no homo....

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I have a few but this one is most accurate

>>41311448
I should start smoking

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and a classic

>>41311825
Some pissed of reddit hapa with a massive chip on his shoulder.

>>41309983
>implying there is anything wrong here

Who is this guy and why does he like drawing dicks so much?

>>41306474
>get asked why I'm so quiet in the gym today

What the fuck? Seriously I don't get it? Am I supposed to talk a lot or some shit? This isn't fucking high school.

>>41311393
It's like watching people from different planets.

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>>41312859
The nutrition label and the apple thing fucking killed me

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Didn't we already decide that /fit/ is Dom?

This was settled back in like 2013

>>41313116
But Dom actually lifts

>>41313061
>only high school students can socialise.

You sound like a boring loser. You're allowed to enjoy your time at the gym.

>>41313116
zach is /fit/ does SS for 6 months and then quits lifting

>>41313181
Yeah I know, just didn't think it was classed as weird to just put some earphones on and lift by yourself without stopping to talk to everyone.

>>41311343
>tone you up
Stopped reading immediately.

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>>41307735
EVERY FUCKING TIME. THIS GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>41308230
> be me
> see somewhat alright girl in class
> start talking to her
> get pretty close
> pretty sure she's flirting with me
> all of a sudden, lose all interest in her simply because I know she likes me back

why am i like this

>>41311226
underrated

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>>41305199

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>>41308481

>>41313323
Its called being an underage idiot

Dont worry, you'll grow out of it

>>41305253
This

>>41305277
This is the best one desu

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>>41311349
STOP

>>41313323
you enjoy the challenge rather than the actual girl

>>41306741
>/lit/
>smart
pick only one

>>41305332
post the one where the other guy kissed back

>>41308230
>tfw desperation
>tfw just have to jack it every now and then to shut it down
>tfw realize I don't really want a gf
>tfw you remember your exes weren't really fun to have around after you bust a nut

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>>41313345
Sort yourself out

>>41313061
yeah. People can't not socialize for an hour in their day. It irritates me. There's a guy who would try to talk to me mid set on the bench, and ask again if I didnt reply

>>41313703
Should have been first post.

>>41308230
>you have a boring life

fug this actually hurts because I over heard a girl I had feels for say this to one of her friends.


How do I make myself look more interesting?

>>41313323
YOU'RE SCARED TO FUCK GIRLS

>>41313116
Kek, someone finally found a purpose to this shitty machine lol.

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>>41313715
Yeah man I don't mind saying hi here and there, but some people at my gym try to start full blown conversations. If you're not careful you could end up being forced to listen to some guy go on about some bullshit for 5 minutes.

>>41313734
>How do I make myself look more interesting?
You don't. Just continue doing whatever the fuck you're doing and wait for someone who won't shoot you down for not pretending. How do these cunts know you have a "boring" life anyway?

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>>41313703

>>41310327
no carbs allowed

>>41313345
>tfw started exclusively fapping to black chicks and white dicks threads on /gif/
I WANT MY CHILDREN TO BE WHITE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41311155
fund it

>>41311324
>cardio meme

>>41311356
I dont get it. They judged him for lifting even though they are admiring a sculpture of someone who lifts?

>>41313703
source?

>>41314132
Girls, season 4 episode 2.

fucking /fit/ i swear

>>41306770
Honey, you would not BELIEVE the day I had at the office.

>>41311356

explain pls im a newfag

>inb4 kys

/fit/ is Jason Genova

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>>41311406
The leather club is two blocks down.

>>41305199
Fuck Ana Foxx is hot as shit. Does she escort?

>>41306474
Anon, being “that guy” is supposed to be a bad thing. This is the ideal gymgoer.

>>41308230
Every single one of these things has applied to me at some point in my life
>Sex
is great, a motivator
>fun
have more fun with girls than guys usually
>savior fantasy
daydream about this
>validation/obligation/desperation
all of these when no gf, mostly lonely issues
>Purity fantasy
I nipped this one in the bud when i was 17, so i dont have it anymore
>Love Fantasy
this one is the most prevalent, why am i like this
>you dont actually want one
me when im in a long term relationship
>insecurity/never try
every day life for me
>deformity
ive had cystic acne, and im bald now
>you have a boring life
I work and make great money but i lift, and that and vidya are my only hobbies

Fuck /fit/
why do we carry these feels
I was not ready to face these facts today

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>>41316192
fuck you

>>41316393
you're vastly overestimating how interesting you are

>>41311393
i cant help but burst out laughing everytime i read this, its so perfect

>>41307316
Are you literally retarded?
jebaited

>>41316549
/Zips/

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>>41311208
Jeez, at least put a towel down.

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>>41308334
>>41305332
this desu familia

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>>41308230
DELETE THIS

>>41310945
If you feel uncomfortable with her partner count, it will never work. You will never rid yourself of the image of her gagging on another mans cock.

I've only entered relationships with girls that have the same number of partners as me (of course after multiplying the number she tells with nine)

>>41310945
You had to convince her not to cheat?

Do you not see what's wrong with this?

>>41311226
Thats Mike Katz. He is pretty much /fit/ incarnate.

>The first part of the film documents the life of Mike Katz, a hopeful for the title of Mr. Universe. Katz was bullied in his youth for being Jewish and wearing glasses, which spurred him to become a pro football player; when his career with the New York Jets was ended by a leg injury, he became a bodybuilder. His psychological balance is thrown off by a prank by fellow contender Ken Waller, who steals Katz's lucky shirt before the competition. Waller wins Mr. Universe and Katz comes in fourth. Fighting back tears, Katz cheerfully appraises the situation before calling home to check on his wife and her son.

>>41316872
I think you can grow out of that
it also helps reminding yourself of the fact that they're just people as well and sex is fun

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>>41314072
>>41314283
original

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>>41308230

>>41305307
Is terra fomar hentai manga? post link.

>>41316952
But still, for me atleast, the thought will not go away. I prefer a level playing field. To each their own though

>>41313763
I remember reading a greentext story of that once... happen to have the pic?

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>>41312839
>everyone who has different priorities than me is retarded
>how dare people call me retarded just because I don't have the same priorities as them

>>41313323
You don't like yourself, so if a girl likes you, you think she has shit taste and don't want her anymore.

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>>41308230
>unbelievably insecure
>never try because I'm gay, and even then I don't even try to get a bf
>pectus
>boring life

delet

>>41311349
>>41306474
Ow this hurt to read.

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>>41308230
fucking hell. There are so many replies.

Why are we all like this?

>>41311543
Ripping Friends, my late night cartoon friend

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>>41317234
>It repulses you when a woman shows genuine attraction to you because on some level you disgust yourself
Cease this telling of the truth

>>41316393
Wish I could give you a quick and entirely non-gay hug my dude. I can relate to more of your post than I wish.

>>41308230
DELETE THIS

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>>41317234
DELET YOUR POST

>>41317001
>>41316952
Lurker here.

Can you guys elaborate more on your thoughts?

On one hand, I want to have more positive/realistic attitudes towards sex rather than be stuck in outdated and unhealthy social norms.

On the other hand I don't want to be a cuck who's fallen into the feminist tumblr progaganda machine.
Idk what to believe anymore

>>41307914

I swear that boy must have the ugliest in the fucking world

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>>41308230
Too real, buddy.

time to go

>>41317347
I think your girls number of partners either matters
or dont. For me it it is the idea of equality going in to a relationship that matters. If we have had the same number of partners we are similarly experienced sexually. Then I know that if she reminisces about one of her earlier partners, I'm able to do the same. It is also to avoid the feeling thet I have missed out on experiences. It is hard to explain, you either care or you don't.

And dont get me wrong. I'm not interested in some virgin, that would be very hypocritical of me. Of course people have sex in their youth, so for me the number is not important as long as it is equal or lower than mine.

>>41313734
Find something academic you're passionate about. Just a subject or an era in history or some shit.

Then find something physical outside of lifting that you like. Something that you can talk about and not bore people to death. There you go.

>>41311448
>ill never be mads mikkelsen

>>41317347
Watch the movie Clerks. It goes over it really well. I'd say you're not being a cuck unless you're going for a girl who has cheated in the past or is in general untrustworthy and immature.

>>41308642
he looks...very. young

>>41312961
i don't think too many people remember that shitposter. i had totally forgotten about him

>>41312961
solid

>>41308230

>tfw no gf

I want a gf, I am so lonely and horny

>tfw girl shows interest in me

Eh I really dont need a gf, waste of time, money and I am busy I should focus on school and gym

>>41311356
i was just learning about Laocoön in art history. pretty cool story

>>41308230
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU WITH A SHIT PUS AIDS SMEARED CACTUS

I am in pain. Actual, physical pain. I think of my exes every day and they probably never think of me
I just want someone to hug. I deserve someone.
I am OBJECTIVELY BETTER than the average 25 year old at LITERALLY EVERYTHING
I can dance
I can cook
I am fun to be around
I am pretty good at sex
I love helping people, I volunteer
I am humble (in before this post is narcissistic af/cringey/Elliot Rodger-y, we post anonymously and I want to sperg out and vent)
I have a job, and am doing my second MSc
I have values and a life plan, I'm not a fucking ape

I just don't meet girls every day anywhere except in the gym and at clubs. Where are the girls SHOW YOURSELVES GODDAMMIT
I am the BEST thing that will happen in your life. I am a BARGAIN.
We can go on vacation in the Greek islands every summer until we die of old age
We can cook and dance and sing and listen to music while hiking on the beach, and cuddle to watch Leslie Nielsen, Sasha Baron Cohen and Police Academy, and fuck like rabbits and give each other full body massages after a heavy deadlift session and act like a pair of oblivious sappy motherfuckers every day until we decide to start a family and grow old while looking at each other's eyes

WHERE ARE THE GIRLS I WANT A HUG RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41318232
>I am the BEST thing that will happen in your life. I am a BARGAIN.

You're humble, too!

You sound very entitled.

>>41318232
thats the spirit

>>41309206
> Snipe a shy nerdy qt at uni
> first kiss, first dick, first everything
> take her to they gym and make her wear pretty clothes
> had a set of perfect knockers hidden under all the boyish clothes she used to wear, now getting killer booty too thanks to squats

Life sure is good brehs

>>41308230
NOOO JUST FUCKING NO IM BALDING AND SOCIAL AUTIST HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO TRY?!
but other than that this nice OC if you made it anon.

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>>41309206
This, i will never stop believing that i will find that virgin qt, in which i will fall in love with, have 1st sex, and have 4+ kids. Every night when im going to sleep i cuddle my pillow and think that this is her, blonde hair, nice body, and just cuddles with me. Times are hard but this always pulls me thourght.

>>41318267
>You're humble, too!
I literally, unironically am. I explained my attitude in my post
>You sound very entitled
Don't we all deserve someone to love? Especially those of us who have pretty much maxed out self-improvement
>>41318279
Thanks man

>>41306589
>has never seen a black person before

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>>41305348

>>41318232
Great attitude, know your worth. Also cuddling>sex any day.

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>>41305199

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>>41309206
>n-not me anon kun

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>>41305199

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>>41305199

2/4

>>41318232
I think the dating curve is like the bell curve. The average people get to date the most. Then ugliest and the most attractive the least. When you're attractive and a "catch", people assume you're either taken or too good for them therefore don't even try.

It's why sometimes the prettiest girls are single and your average party sloot has a new man every week.

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>>41305199

3/4

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>>41305199

4/4

>>41316961
Why does she look like she has downs?

>>41318232
>I am humble

No you aren't

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>>41311349
Hits way too close to home. TFW I will never stop being socially inept.

>>41318740
Don't the prettiest girls get hit on the most, though?

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>>41311393
this never ever gets old

>>41318446
You should find other coping methods. One day you will realize that girl doesn't exist.

>>41311393
lost it when the piss bottles guy showed up

>>41318886
You would think so, but no. Pretty girls get hit on. The prettiest ones just get stared at because they're too intimidatingly attractive and everyone assumes they'll get shot down.

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>>41318931
I know it already but i cannot phantom having women that isn't virgin. I feel like pic related

>>41318963
That's why you see hot girls with average/fat/balding guys they had guts to approach
>some qt 10/10 was hoping somebody would talk to her becasue she's shy
>everbody just stares but never comes up
>she develops insecurities thinking she's ugly
>one day some fat balding cuck comes up and says hi
>she thinks he's having mercy on her
>instanty give him her 1st time becase she's afraid nobody better will come
God damn i know this isn't true but this made me angry.

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>>41306474
shut up

>>41309453
fuck you man, the blockchain is the future

>>41312952
You fucking retard...

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>>41308230
right in the feels

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>>41318232
>>41318646

FUCK, MY FEELS

Why do I have to be a fucking asshole to every girl I meet, fucking AWALT !

Shit, better get on some pic related, my test sounds pretty low.

>>41318963
>>41319008
shit nigga, you guys might be onto something

you guys should try it out and go for the prettiest girl

>>41311448
The woman should be a flat chested trap, and be /fa/. Only then is it accurate

>>41318232
>t. elliot rodger

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>>41318983

Thats why I came on my girlfriends face when I was dating her, she will never be able to scrub that away, not dating her anymore, someone is now kissing that face I came on, haha i win right guys

>>41319174

Basically yes, you win.

>>41319174
kek

>>41319174
Well yeah , some faggot will kiss her face in the same place your cum was. Congrats you conquered woman.

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>>41305199
kek

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>>41308230

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>>41305389
always gets me

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>>41317335
The absolute madman

>>41308739

This is the correct answer.

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>>41318675

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>>41305237
>tfw no Toshino Kyoko

>>41318770
Where's the guide on how to do that?
asking for a friend

>>41305199
Anyone have that pic of Arnold as a teenager where he just looked super fucking constipated and someone put CONQUER over the top of it?

>>41318951
The
EVERYONE ONE BE ON YOUR BEST GOD DAMN BEHAVIOR. WE'RE HAVING A LADY OVER. SOMEBODY GO LIGHT A CANDLE.
Gets me for some reason.

>>41305207
haydens hair was top tier

>>41318675
jesus fuck who is that

>>41306610
>manlet detected

>>41311766

NOOOOOOOO
DELET

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>>41311349
>its kinda cold
oh god, why was I so stupid

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>>41308230
>Purity fantasy
Implying girls don't poop everyday
>Love fantasy
If you loved anything else passionately enough (painting, art, meditation, fitness, science, etc) you wouldn't need a woman to love you. Chads don't need a woman to love them because they already love the world and themselves.
>Savior fantasy, validation
Again, women poop and pee.
>Deformity
Sorry!
>Desperation
Focus on other things, and deny lewd thoughts your attention, desu ;3
>Obligation
Only if you're smart and have good genetics, otherwise you should in fact be staying away from women.
>Insecure
Find a woman more insecure than you are. (Literally most of them)
>You don't actually want one
This one is more complicated, but it mostly means you have low T, aren't thinking about a future for your children, or you think women are heartless sociopaths or otherwise ugly or idiotic. Make yourself deserving of the best. Just remember that even the best women, literal 10s, have to poop each day.

>>41309983
Natural selection.

>>41311337
>>41311343
Ugly comics.

>>41317270
>>41317335
Post deleted. What did the original post entail?

>>41319982

Cuckoldry

>>41318931
Not true. They are super rare though.
I date one and sure as hell plan to keep her.

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>>41308230

>>41308230
I have literally all of these except the deformity

>>41311349

That's gay.

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>>41308230

>>41311825
Elliot Rodger 2.0. He goes by "Eurasiantiger" on some virgin forum and is angry at the world because he's a virgin, which he blames on his azn genetics and all women being /r9k/ stereotypes. I made a fit edit of one of his comics and he said that /fit/ was "toxic." He got assmad and deleted his DA, last I heard.