/FPH/

>>41296340
why the fuck is it cheaper for super fatties, when it takes more material to clothe them? Thats the real neg, not the fucking name.

>>41296372
Because clothing is rarely priced at material cost. Quite simply, the fat version sells a whole lot less so they have to lower the price to make it appealing.

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8 POUNDS IN 6 YEARS.

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>>41297964

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Well guys, we're killing our bodies by going to the gym and getting nothing for it.

>>41297946
Why did we not try forcing this person to eat themselves to death... or at the very least give the cookie industry an economic boom.

>>41297989
At least it sounds like the apple fell 100 miles away from the tree.

>>41297989
poor kid has no chance at life.

>>41297972
gifs.gifbin.com/032010/1269603012_fat-dancer-falls-on-stage.gif

>>41298092
>gifs.gifbin.com/032010/1269603012_fat-dancer-falls-on-stage.gif
good job anon

>>41296207

Fuck, I haven't been to a Sonic in months.

>>41296207

I just really tried fries+milkshake this looks like a whole new godly level god damn

>>41298221
Gotta get 'em protons.

>>41296372
Less gastropods to buy it than the normal people one

Basic economics. Probably cost like $2 to make

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>>41298255
>Intense yoga

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More simply sara bulking tips.

This episode. ICED COFFEE

https://youtu.be/e9PqefBGdxc

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Gotta love those tags.

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>>41298215
People that don't dip fries in their frosties are literally Hitler.

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/fit/ OC challenge: travel to tumblr and bring us the most ridiculous OC you can find!

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>>41297972
>>41298092
>>41298158

>>41296340
>6 reviews
>12 reviews

>>41297972
these sucked

>>41296217
I fucking hate when a fatty sits next to me on the train when it happens I make sure to scoff in disgust and stand up for the rest of the ride I don't want your flabby disgusting ass rubbing against me

>>41296162

I was so excited when the chair started going over the curb, thinking fatty would tump over. But they didn't.

How does the truck driver resist the temptation to just floor it?

>>41300435
maybe he was bringing the fat guy back from a doctors appointment, and they are family.

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I need more greentext Fatty stories.
Holy shit this is all golden

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>>41300346
I'm trying but tumblr confuses the absolute fuck out of me. How did this website get so popular with such a convoluted and shitty design

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>>41300289

>>41300321
>instructor of "big girl dance class" cant walk

>>41297954
Why

>>41296228
is this the fakest story on /fit/

OP would have been fired and the hotel sued in 2 seconds

>>41298027

Why wouldn't she?

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>>41297949

>>41300248
This makes me like my city even less.

>>41298255
Why do people save screenshots with the username blanked out?

>>41298255
http://np.reddit.com/user/armauld

User deleted their account though

http://imgur.com/a/EcTLz/noscript

>>41298258

I did this shit all the time as a kid.

>>41301126
Those are plebbit screenshots. Over there, if you don't redact the usernames you might get banned and lose all your precious internet points.

>>41300921
The way people speak to each other on tumblr with fake smarminess is even worse than the way redditors interact

>>41297981
Do African children just have really thin genes?

>>41298262

>Those concave dips in the top of her ass where her skin is straining to hold it all together

gross gross gross

>>41296207
corndogs are absolute trash

>>41296207
Fat people don't have a monopoly on high calorie food. Just like how skipping meals for a day won't suddenly make you skinny, a single extremely high-calorie meal won't turn you into the Hindenberg

The problem is that for fat people a normal person's "once in a while" is every fucking day and they're in complete denial about the actual math behind how many calories they eat.

That's why you'll see fuckheads in the hospital on caloric restriction and theit family sneaks them snacks so they complain they aren't losing weight despite their """""diet""""""

>>41296327
Socialism breaks down when you get too many lazy fucks.

>>41300354
Why would they go through the trouble of using bats when they could just step on them?

>>41298255
Oh yeah, mirin' dem obliques.

>>41300229
>775 likes

I... I don't want to live in this world anymore.

>>41300256
My wife has this shirt in a muuuuuuuuuuuch smaller size. I'm going to burn it when I get home.

>>41301011

Lol wtf I recognize that building, that's in Houston, what is this from?

>>41300921
>assuming all people carry weight the same way
>fat people are naturally more able to carry weight, that's why they can be fat and you can't

I can't even

>>41296372
Slave labor makes garment manufacturing retarded cheap, they can sell this crap for a dollar and still turn a profit.

>>41303230
my 600 pound life
Doctor Now is located in Houston. Smawt guy

>>41300248
She knows the Derby is horses, not cows, right?

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>>41300282

>>41296353
That's my fetish.

>>41300407
Top kek

>>41302612
Pretty much. And once you give away money with no strings attached, you are breeding a parasite class.

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/bwg/ btfo

>>41304789
Now let me see one of those planets do an actual handstand instead of some yoga bullshit

>>41304789
...You do realize that they fake that stuff right?
On the otherside of her is a guy holding her fat ass up.

>>41296353
Still didn't get me, faggot.

>>41304789
high shutter speed before the beast came crashing down

>>41300282
Similar to nemesis fro Resident Evil

>>41301203
As a kid, it just makes you a little shit.
As an adult, it makes you a pathetic fucking waste.

>>41298262
Everyday is back day for that guy.

>>41300926
Lel, never saw that guys comment

>>41298262
It looks like her lower body just melted jfc

>>41300256
I don't understand. They do understand that people are supposed to smile in photos right? If they were truly happy with their body, wouldn't they be smiling when they see themselves in pictures?

>>41305940

>>41296217
Should they make them pay for two seats?

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>>41300248
Jesus the strain that button is under. Is it made out of titanium with carbon steel threads holding it in place?

>>41297954
can ballerinas actually bend there spines or was the statue exaggerated for artistic purposes.

>>41300214
She's out of breath just from talking...

>>41300329
>that dude without arms or legs
>has kids
H-how does he fuck, the wife just sits on top of him?
Wouldnt him being on his bottom all the time smashes his balls to oblivion?

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>>41300346
Found something related to this >>41298262

>>41297981
>we're killing our bodies by going to the gym

no one on /fit/ actually works out anon.

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Requesting that delusional comic about people who are fit being boring compared to cultured fatties too smart to lift.

Also, the leddit story of the fatass who ate the raw pork ribs, pls

Much appreciated in advance, friendo

>>41300214
>half coffee, half fucking condensed+evaporated milk
>"just a hint of sweetness"

>>41307268
>filename

That's lightning, dumbass.

>>41297954
>levels of delusion never before known
How do they do this shit with a straight face?!

>>41298255
>you can't compare me to her
I can, and she win.

>>41300346
>5'4
>300lbs
>'good night alt right'
Oh so scared!!

>>41300407
Fuckin kek

>>41306306
That position is physically possible for someone with good control over their bodies, like dancers or gymnasts.

>>41300214
She's repulsive. She looks like she could collapse at any moment.

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>>41296353
finally read the whole thing after seeing this multiple times ... very much regret it. god damn the person who wrote it.

>>41306176
you should pay for as many seats as you occupy, rounded up to the nearest number

if your side fat makes it so i cant use an armrest, you better be paying for both seats

>>41302612
unless you gulag the fatties

>>41302752

underrated

>>41307268
>whenthereislightningthereisthunderthighs.jpeg

>>41297972
no-one in the history of the universe has said with a straight face anything even approximate to
>pizza is a vegetable, congress said so

>>41300248
>View full size

I already am

>>41305024
why bother? that pose is really easy, she probably kicks up into it, someone catches and stabilizes her, then she just holds the pose. It's really easy once you're in it.

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>>41300354
what i find funny about the whole "weight is just a number" thing is that if pic related kept all her proportions and looked just like that, but had an adamantium skeleton or something and magically weighed 300lbs, i'd still be 100% attracted to her, in the same way that if an ambulocetus happened to be full of argon instead of flab and weighed like 40 lbs she'd still be utterly repulsive. the weight is just a number, it's the shit that correlates with it that are the actual fucking relevant factors

>>41307346
UUUU

>>41306176
We're getting to the point where normal people have to buy 3 seats to guarantee they won't have to endure rubbing up against a meat wall

>>41306539
>tfw she's a qt nipponese christian and you will never have one of those even though you have 4 limbs

>>41297946
>diet industry
How can an industry that tells you to consume less possibly survive?

>>41309669
According to fatties, the diet industry is out to get your money by making you pay 666x as much for "health food" instead of your perfectly normal, every day diet like Oreos and Coke.

>>41309669
By telling them to consume more dietary foods and supplement natural foods with their diet foods.

Duh.

>>41298189
He did lose like 60 something lbs so the dude saying "come back when you've lost atleast 50" is just plain wrong.

>>41307356
Guess what makes thunder, dumbass?

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>>41297981
I've always been curious about people like this. Like, what would happen if I kidnapped them and kept them locked in a basement or some room in a house in the middle of nowhere and manually monitored their food consumption? I mean if I wanted to do it, fatties can't really run or fight for shit, so it couldn't be that hard, could it?

Anyway, I wouldn't completely starve them or anything, I'd just start slowly lowering their daily calories. After doing this for a few months, to a year, I'd weigh them and compare them to their pre-kidnapping weight. Then I'd ask "Well that's weird, if you're genetically meant to be fat... then how come you lost all this weight and you're still alive?"

I'm still working out the kinks though. Like I could put a weight set in there with them and tell them that they get more food if they workout using the routine I lay out for them, or something. Again, I'm still figuring it out.

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>>41300921
>assuming all people carry weight the same and fat people aren't athletic

There is a difference between 400 pounds of fat and 400 pounds of muscle.

What is this "Diet Industry" shit that these fatties keep shilling? Like dieting is just eating less food, or less crappy "take out" food that is generally expensive.

How is eating less than what you currently are, spending less money, going to put money into the pocket of some scheming diet-jews muttering "Yes, Yes, Improve your lives for no reason muaha!"

>>41304789
>yoga equates to health

When will this meme die

>>41310041
Acting like there isn't an industry made to sell you books that explain atkins to you in 300 pages or a wild variety of diet pills for sale is disingenuous.

But then again acting like proper diet information and materials aren't plentiful, free and effective is braindead.

>>41308284
Kek got me

>>41300248
Zipper is broken

>>41304789
That bra muffintop tho

>>41298189
>>41309781
How tall is he? Why even 80kg looks so bad on him?

>>41310614
I'm 6'3'' at 85 kg and look like him. A combination of shitty fat distribution and not exercising my upper body until a year ago (my legs are massive but I can fit my wrist between my thumb and middle finger).

>>41307268
Damnit I had an edited version that ended "NEVER IMPROVE!" and now I can't find it.

>>41296154
>Last one just died.
the fat ones always die before their time

F for respects

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>>41301011
Boogie is going to get that surgery and what to know what's going to happen? He's either going to burst his stomach open, or he's going to shovel so much food into his smaller gullet and choke himself to death.
>>41302235
When I do break down and fuck up my diet I don't go to a fucking Sonic or a Burger King. I go to my local deli, buy two pounds of knackwurst fry those fuckers up with some potatoes and enjoy myself. The best part? I'm not wasting 2000 calories on a fucking milkshake.
>>41309891
Read "Perfect Victim: The True Story of the Girl in the Box by Christine McGuire" it basically outlines the steps that Collen's kidnapper took to mentally break her down into a willing slave over the course of months.

>>41300229
Oh god...I think I know this one. If I'm right, she lives near Akron, OH, and her fiancee is a slender black guy who does fire spinning.

I can't even.

>>41308338
yep

>Lost about 35 pounds in about 2 1/2 months >went from about 22% body fat to around 14%.
>Not a lot but I'm proud of the progress from the hard work I put in.
>Fat SJW asks me how I did it.
>"I eat healthy and exercise 5 times a week."
>"And how did you find the motivation?"
>"I fat shamed myself into working out, now I enjoy it."
>"WOW THAT'S A TERRIBLE MINDSET! FAT PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE BODY SHAMED!"
>lolwut.jpg
Well I guess I'm a horrible person

>>41300921
FUCKING THIS! It's so god damn hard to navigate, it's AIDS

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>>41309891
Related, my favorite FPS of all time

>>41297946
that'll teach 'em, those dirty shit lords

>>41311243
kek.
You made a decision to improve yourself and you followed through with it while she made a decision to stay mediocre.
Well done anon.

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>>41311346
there's this somewhat chubby chick with a beautiful face I should do this too. She wants to fugg but my boner dies when I take of her clothes.. :(

> tfw nogf

>>41306306
the spine isn't even bent there

>>41311243
>the mindset that helps you attain your goal is a terrible mindset
this is why you don't listen to losers fampai

>>41311346
this is magnificent

>>41298262
shes just bulking

>>41304789
What you don't see is her thin white night reddit boyfriend standing behind her struggling to keep her up long enough to take a photo.

>>41309669
Fatties think that diet food is all expensive exotic produce, they can't comprehend the idea of eating rice and beans.

Normally these threads are just an occasional guilty pleasure freak show for me. But as a normally skinny dude who's at the end of a bulk and just took a shower looking down at an end-of-the-day tummy full of brotein, this thread makes me feel a lot better.

>>41304789
>>41305024
>>41311807

Mother of god, please, someone draw this

>>41311852
> are(you)me?

>>41311439
Thanks.
>>41311503
I fucking love listening to the crazy sjws, it's a pick me up, if I'm feeling down in the dumps a bit I'm always like phew thank god I'm not like them

>>41311860
Would also like to see, any artist anions out there wanna do this?

>>41297954
>she's naked
Okay but why though

>>41309976
One being physiologically impossible

>>41296228
Yeah, the embellishments were a bit much. A fat person story is either funny on its own, or it isn't. I'm actually cringing more over the OP and their whopping 5 screen grabs than the purported fatty.

>>41311915

Because "brave and radical"/cry for attention.

>>41311833
>rice

Rice is like 3/4 carbs. Doesn't carbs cause you to feel hungrier?

>>41312680

The choosiest of choosy beggars right there.

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>>41312680
Please, stop posting clearly fake shit.

>>41312680
I don't care this is fake, this is fucking hilarious. I lost it at "carries dwarfism genes".

>>41311346
This my friends is what we need, this is a literal cure for fatness delusion. Once they are left with nothing but their thoughts, they will start to realize they are wrong and make a huge difference in their lives to compensate for not having so much food and luxuries around.

>>41313039
At first. Then they'll get back to the real world, begin gorging themselves again, have you arrested for kidnapping, and raise $1m on Kickstarter to write a book about how they were starved to less than 200lbs (they'll just put out a blog post, but nobody will say anything). Maybe they'll even speak in front of the UN about size discrimination

>>41300367
Bam, there goes the hammstring.

>>41306539
Proves that it`s all in the face.

>>41310166

Instantly 1000% mad

>>41311503
>Any mindset is good if it helps you reach your goals.

That's a pretty dangerous mindset to have my dude.

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Canada needs to apologize to Cambodia for subjecting them to this creature

>>41300367
I felt kind of bad until the curtain closed on her. Idk why but top kek

>>41310166
My gf is a nutrition PhD/RD and shit like this makes her livid. Although fun fact - thanks to dumbasses like that fatty the new requirement to take your RD boards is the completion of a thesis-based masters degree, and the exam is going to be harder and more evidence-based as a result.

>>41298281
i dunno much about yoga, can it actually be intense and effective?

>>41300329
this is exceptionally sad to see

>>41311346
I love happy endings

>>41315339

It's about striking poses and stretching. Only Super Sentai stunt doubles would find it useful.

>>41312680
>no job
>no sex
>no charm
literally what is the point

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>>41307975

>>41298262
She lays in a fucking puddle of herself

>>41315239
Oh thank god. This sounds like such a good development nutritionist have such a bad reputation among medics a big more training and rigor they'll be so much more respected and useful

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Just your run off the mill Steven universe fan...thing

>>41296217

>complains about seats being small
>but it is ok if I take up this other person's seat

>>41315709
I feel sorry for her knees

>>41315677
Nutrition is an easy AF undergrad program but the grad program is actually very intense. IIRC she had to take biochem 1 and 2, macro and micronutrient metabolism and physiology, lipid metabolism, fetal physiology, human medical physiology, genetics, epigenetics, community nutrition, ethics, have 4 publications (she focused on fetal development), do a year-long internship, and pass her prelims, boards, and final defense.

>>41312680
>no blacks

>>41313611
I couldn't imagine what it would be like to be a Cambodian and see that girl

>>41296154
Anyone have the webm of the lady from TLC that orders two drinks from Starbucks and sits outside her house drinking both of them at the same time?

>>41302235
Lived in Asia for a year and pretty much ate like an asian. Lost some weight due to working a lot and their junk food there is expensive and has less flavor intensity so its less addicting.

Came back to the US and ate lunch with a fat friend a couple times and realized how shitty their diets can be. Every time we ate out he HAD to have an appetizer, at least three refills of soda (because he "had to get his moneys worth heehee"), main entree AND dessert, worst of all it didnt matter if it was breakfast or lunch.

You'd think you'd enjoy eating meals with fat people because they would kniw the best places to eat but majority of the time they like restaurants that give you quantity over quality.

I hate America

>>41315886
that's the only sane thing about that pic desu

>>41315986
I've also experienced the inverse. I have a cousin who is a fatasfatass and hates going to nice restaurants because she says it costs her too much to get full and it tastes boring. Mind you these are restaurants that use fresher ingredients, smaller portions, and actual seasoning rather than lathering everything with salt and cheese, so not only does she spend over $100 on herself between her own appetizer and 2 full meals, but she drowns it in salt, ketchup, and steak sauce. And of course she doesn't tip, because "all my money went to the food so I can't afford to tip, tee hee."

I've talked about her on /fit/ before; she's the one who miscarried because she was so obese that she literally crushed the fetus then tried suing the hospital for malpractice.

>>41316056
>
I've talked about her on /fit/ before; she's the one who miscarried because she was so obese that she literally crushed the fetus then tried suing the hospital for malpractice.
All my wot? Someone got her actually pregnant?

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>>41311243
Good on you mate!

Here's some (semi-related) OC

>gf and I realize we've gotten lazy and eating poorly, and gained some weight
>decide to do lose said weight
>mostly just by altering eating habits
>cut out terrible shit, ordering pizza, excessive drinking, chips, mindless snacking, etc
>after two about weeks, we noticed we don't feel hungry anymore even under minor portion control
>once a week I cheat, but keep it reasonable
>gf feels uncomfortable doing that, says that she's not starving or anything so whatever
>I lost 20lbs so far, still dropping
>I fit into shit that was too small for two years now
>she lost some weight, keeping it off, but slower progress
>anyway
>my coworkers comment on it, either positive or bantz
>forget about the "part timer" who works here on sundays
>fat cunt, literally just bitches about the other people, or how she's always tired, or all the guys she meets on dating sites
>asks me why I'm wearing different work pants
>tell her I had to buy a smaller pair
>"oh, I guess you do look thinner. I tried to lose weight but couldn't"
>she's easily twice my weight
>I tell her that sucks
>she asks how I managed to, since I'm "it must be really hard for me to eat under 500 calories a day"
>she actually used that fucking magic number
>tell her that I'm eating the bottom end of what standard nutrition thinks is healthy for an adult
>"bullshit, I bet you skip breakfast and lunch"
>"nope, always have muh oats for breakfast, usually soup and/or a sandwich for lunch"
>"well I don't even have time for breakfast, and I just have salad for lunch, so I don't believe you"
>okay.jpg
>more pointless arguing over how I can't be actually eating what I say I eat and still lose weight with "minimal" exercise
>"well I want to know what this weird diet you're using is"
>"for fucks sake, it's just called calories in, calories out"
>"see, was that so hard?"
>mfw she thought that was an actual diet
>did not correct her

Pretty excited for Sunday.

>>41310640
>read the sticky

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>>41316056
>she was so obese that she literally crushed the fetus then tried suing the hospital for malpractice.

>>41315842
This is in America?

>>41312680

>i have 5 wonderful children and another child named brian

Brian BTFO

>>41298262
TETSUOOOOO!

>>41316165
Brian is the mulatto child

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>>41311860

>>41316113
kind of want an update to this.

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>>41316210
and shit shading

>>41309891
>"Well that's weird, if you're genetically meant to be fat... then how come you lost all this weight and you're still alive?"
She'd attribute her weight loss to stress. Not even kidding. The same stress that makes them fat, mind you.

>>41312680

now this is truly playing on hard mode

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>>41316078
>>41316142
Oldfag here; buckle up boys and get ready to rage like crazy
>Time travel back to about 2013
>Part of my dad's family are your stereotypical Austin morons
>One of my cousins is fucking YUGE, easily over 400 lbs at 5'3" at the time
>Her husband is a dumb redneck out of Oklahoma
>Wants to get pregnant
>Her doctor straight up tells her it's a bad idea, that as it stands she's likely not viable unless she loses weight
>Cousin goes on a vinegar and organic/GMO-free hippie cleanse (again, Austin morons)
>This, of course, means a splash of cider vinegar with her 64 oz fruit and cream smoothies, GMO-free candy, Oreos ("they're vegan!"), etc.
>Does this for a few weeks and surprise - she somehow gets pregnant
>Claims it's because of the cleanse
>Doctor sits her down with a dietician, they go over a meal plan and urge her to be healthy
>Well she doesn't like what they come up with
>Actual quote here - "I have to eat all this expensive, tasteless crap and can't drink anymore! That's bullshit, I've read you can drink a glass of wine a day while pregnant!"
Article - https://blogs.babycenter.com/mom_stories/pregnant-have-a-glass-of-wine/
>She keeps eating like shit, drinking 2 glasses of red wine a day, and FUCKING SMOKING
>Puts on the pounds but attributes it to her "baby weight"
>One day she complains about really bad cramps and pains
>Goes to the doctor
>Doctor freaks the fuck out, rushes her to surgery
>Between her booze, shit diet, and smoking, her fetus was incredibly fragile and her massive weight literally crushed it
>Had to surgically remove it to prevent infection
>My dumbass cousin thinks the doctors deliberately cut her open to kill the baby and sues for malpractice
>Literally no lawyer will take her case
>Her dumbass family convinces her the hospital and lawyers have it out for her
>One jackass from Oklahoma eventually does
>They get laughed out of the room and cousin decides eventually decides to stop fighting it.
>mf throughout

>>41296372
forget these other retarded answers

it's because they didn't select a size on the bottom pic

>>41309891
This turns me on. I'd get Stockholmed so hard. I'd lose all the weight and try to be your bride.

Fucking micromanagement fetish And Stockholm syndrome get me really excited

>>41316155
Yup. We may suck at high school but we get it right with grad school.

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>>41316056
>she's the one who miscarried because she was so obese that she literally crushed the fetus then tried suing the hospital for malpractice.
What in the name of holy fuck

>>41296353
That got me more unsettled than gore/rekt threads ever did, fuck.

>>41316318
I didnt rage but glad that child wasn't born to a idiot like your cousin, no offense. If that child was born with any defects I bet my ass she would sue the Dr and the hospital.
>Oreos are vegan
Goddamn that was funny, but I also had a very big neighbor and she had her kids fine, a little purple but fine.

>>41316413
She did eventually have a kid, but she's seriously retarded. She actually gets tested in a few weeks to see what's wrong with her, but my money's on Edward's Syndrome.
And Oreos are actually vegan. Dead fucking srs.

>>41298258
That was probably the fastest she has ever ran.

>>41313611
As a Canadian, I hereby on behalf of all Canadians for the antics of this lardbeast

>>41316220
Ahah... can you put some faggot holding her up, like if we were seeing her sideways?

Make sure the guy is struggling.

>>41316444
That poor child. Was she still doing the drinking and smoking with this one as well?

I had a co-worker who was "vegan" but still ate like shit chips, cookies so I can believe that. Fattest vegan I've ever seen

>>41316318

Thin privilege is not accidentally murdering a fetus with your fat.

>>41309669
Because they tell you to consume less food while simultaneously selling you products ("fat burners", "metabolism boosters", etc)

>>41300321
>building confidence one step at a time

>>41316491
She only stopped because she and her husband lost their jobs and had to replace them with worse-paying ones, so they could no longer afford cigs and wine. We don't really see that side of the family anymore for a multitude of reasons and I've basically written them off.

>>41296154
Is that picture actually true?

>>41316482
I can't draw, I just traced it

>>41296217
I love how they always say "hips" like they have some wild snu snu genetics.

>>41315709

Nothing wrong here. She is cosplaying as a fat, disgusting abomination that tries to hide it's insecurity behind a loud mouth.
And then you have the pony fandom where white whales cosplay as the skinny vegan girl.

>>41315761

Of course it is. In her mind it's the stadium designer's fault for putting in such small seats. The fatty is forced to take up more seats and is not only inconvenienced, but also made to look like the bad guy for someone else's short-sightedness.

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>2017
>not having personal growth gains

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>>41297989

>>41316610
That poor dude

>>41308338
This desu.
I don't even have particularly high standards, just be a decent human being (not necessarily even kind, just not outright spiteful) and be humanoid.
No matter how beautiful a fatty is on the inside, I do not recognise them as people-shaped.

>>41316531
Good I can only imagine she will play the "feel bad for me because of my retarded child" shit all the time

>>41316318
No one can be this stupid.

>>41311599
I used to take this drug. I was bulimic at the time. I'd take them as a safety measure. One before a binge, one after the purge. I also took them when I kept meals down. I did experience a little oil when I pooped. Very very rarely it stained my panties.

If I took it and binged without purging, I'd probably have shit myself like those fatties too. Can't imagine.

>>41316540
Your father was right. You're good for nothing.

>>41313611
>So the prophesy is true Nmeme?
>Yes Hjakarta, the white elephant has returned to us

>>41316540
people wanted a drawing of the skinny dude presumably holding her up, not a tracing of the original.

you're dumb as hell man

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Might be a repost but enjoy.

>>41316790
I'd be embarrassed to even share that shit on 4chan. Fuck.

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>>41300229
>kellybelly

>>41316444
nah mate. Oreos are vegetarian, not vegan.

>>41312680
>native language: USA

>>41316610
>fat girl
>thin guy
Every time

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>>41298262

>>41311027
Looked up her Instagram, cause that sounded impossible.
>its real

>>41316902
In America they are vegan.

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>>41316362
L-London?

>>41316965
Really loved origins but its sequals suck

>>41317014
Right, assumed they could contain traces of milk as in other countries. Which again depends on how anal you are about veganism.

>>41317189
are vegan women more open to anal sex?

>>41296154
Hey look im fat, and I hate myself
I guess I should post here

>>41316491
A lot of really shitty food, mostly snacks and misc candy, is actually vegan: their primarily corn syrup and science.
>literacy in the supermarket!

>>41317220
With all the fiber they eat i guess it would be more convenient than for other girls.

>>41316537
yes.

but that dude was absolutely massive. like 600lbs.

>>41316902
oreos are vegan in the UK too.

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>>41317230
Greentext us the fattest thing you've ever done

>>41317360
> your mother

>>41317341
In terms of ingredients yes, but according to their website they do have cross contact with milk. Few vegans actually care though, unless they are overly strict.

>>41300407
I can't breathe

>>41317360
not him. but at my worst i collapsed from on the way from the grocery store home (800m) because i HAD to buy some soda, ice cream and ~3000kcal worth of noodles, instant sauce and sausage. it was that time i realised i need to change.

>>41317360
Not him, but when I was like thirteen I would buy a pot of nutella and just eat, with nothing else. Also had bottles of soda by my bed.

Honestly, I'm just glad I got bullied for being fat. I didn't go completely /fit/ but I'm in shap enough to run a mile in 6 mins and be recovered within ten minutes, and my stomach doesn't stick out further than my chin, which is a damn sight better than it used to be.

>>41313611
so did they kill her for contaminating their drinking water

>>41317730
animal abuse is illegal, anon

>>41316362

For a fun time play UFO:Afterlight.

>>41317230

No, you should eat on a deficit and exercise until you can see your dick. Posting here is optional.

>>41311027
Sounds about right. Akron is a dark place

>>>/r9k/36774092
>fatass starts complaining about the repeal of Obama care and how it is his genetics fault
>the rest of /r9k/ starts mocking him
No politics pls

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>>41316778
>>41316789

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>lose 20 kg's
>still need to lose 25
>all motivation lost
>just wanna sleep all day
>depression is at all time high
>can't get motivated for anything

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>>41318473
nigga you gay twat when losing abdominal fat (gut fat) you get more effective dick length, how can you not get motivated about getting a bigger dick ya queer.

>>41318473
>>41318599
He isn't lying anon I gained a straight inch from 20 ibs.

>>41300346
So this is the power of antifa....

>>41310847
Where is that image from?

>>41300926
BASED LOGAN

>>41298262
how

>>41316056
>she was so obese that she literally crushed the fetus then tried suing the hospital for malpractice
Gonna need that green text, pal

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>>41316362
>Wrote this last night
>Wake up, go to work without checking computer
>Come back from work and read this

Jesus Christ. M-Mississippi?

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>>41319094
What is "scrolling down"

>>41315339
Dancefag here. It's good for flexibility and strength (in the dance sense, won't increase your deadlift by much if at all, but it will improve your posture and make you stronger at things like developpe and body isolations). Pilates or classical ballet are probably superior for the same thing.

>>41319094
Never mind, didn't finish reading through because I'm retarded

>>41318599
>>41318621

Depression is so potent I can't even get it up anymore.

>>41315709
she got potential to be a qt

>>41319356
She HAD potential but not anymore. Even if she lost weight she'd be covered in lumpy skin and stretchmarks also fat girls who get skinny have weird tits that feel deflated.

>>41319323
Sounds like you need a shrink and not some shitposters, since you seem to be defining your life by the bad shit that has happened in it.

>>41315339
>i dunno much about yoga, can it actually be intense and effective?
Depends on the style. Ashtanga yoga is ok

>>41317778
>For a fun time play UFO:Afterlight
Thanks anon. Never been turned on by something in a FPS/FPS thread before. Kinda concerning desu

>>41319546
FPH my bad, phoneposting

>>41319460

I got kidnapped and diddled in the butt when I was a kid, haven't told anyone expect on anonymouse boards. Poverty, tfw no gf, being raped, avoidant personality fucked up my life man, I'm on crazy pills(300 mg efexor) but I think they're not working.

>>41296162
That's a nice looking truck. Hot do they afford to feed and have nice things? It's more than likely that fatty wouldn't pay its own way

>>41319559
k, and what good things have happened in your life?

>>41319603

Nothing, I shit you not. Not one single thing.

>>41319630
Not even a single day of nice weather? Why don't then go out and try to make good things happen then, not like you have a lot to lose trying.

>>41319658

Nice weather just makes me pissed, I try having a normal life but it just blows up in my face and makes me even more depressed.

>>41319675
you sound like an hero to me pal

>>41319707

Probably gonna be an hero soon, things are getting too much for me lately.

>>41316189
fucking kek

>>41312680
>kids: 5.5

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>>41316789
Not that guy but I tried.

Something like this?

>>41319803
Well done, anon, well done.

>>41306539
Give a new meaning to the saying stump grinder

>>41306611
yes that's a bedside crane to assist it

>>41319803
beautiful

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>>41319718
ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders.

>>41307975
we tried doing something like that a few decades ago
sadly a bunch of moralfags fucked our shit up and forced us to stop it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aktion_T4

>>41300346
>fat manlet ginger neckbeard
>GOOD NIGHT ALT-RIGHT
i'm sure all those frogposters are dead afraid of him lmao

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>>41319941
quacking in my boots here captain! What ever will I do ;_;

Just by looking at him you KNOW that he will walk up to you, throw a weak punch fall over and break something and then you get arrested for assault.

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>>41317360
Not him, but I used to get 4 slices of pizza twice in a row from the dining hall and glance around both ashamed and daring somebody to stop me. I then got at least two or three desserts and ate alone while on YouTube.

>>41300248
>that big hamfist on the shirt
laff

>>41304789
i find that very hard to believe

Here's a fatty story

>Used to work at a fish camp
>Fatty family comes in
>King fatty (pushing 350) orders a large Calabash shrimp- broiled
>Gets a diet Coke because of course he does
>Overhear he was on a diet
>Close to two pounds of shrimp with two sides and a literal basket of hush puppies
>I get the order wrong and the shrimp comes fried instead of broiled
>fatty takes one look at it
>"Nah, this is fine"
>Eats all of it

The strangest part was that king fatty and his wife also have a daughter that is a normal weight.
>Mah genetics

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>>41319559
Anon, I was babby raped and raised by a pedophile who trained me to be his sex slave. He "rented" me out and eventually traded me to someone who tried to sell me to someone else. They took me away but my father tracked me down and brought me home. After that what we had was ruined. I wasn't obedient anymore and I told on him. My mom got us away from him. I needed years of therapy and repressed it all until he died and I was nonfunctional for years as the memories tortured me. I had countless psychological issues and am still not well.

But this anon >>41319658
He's right. Go hiking. Find Anything you like and throw yourself into it. Lift. Get fit. Write. Draw. Read. Distract yourself. Go mad but come back. You can escape it for brief moments. Making your way up to a mountain peak is painful and difficult but reaching it... that is amazing and nothing can take that away from you. I've traveled as much as I can. I hitchhiked around most of the states because the worst that could happen to me would be to be raped and tortured again and I've already survived that. I could die and it would only be a blessing. I've never moved on. I hate myself and it hurts to wake up and be alive another day but I can't deny I'm strong enough to survive what has ruined others. I'm sad and I miss my father and abuser and I feel worthless and lost because the only time I ever felt loved was when I was hurt.

But these small moments keep you going and that's all that you can do is keep fucking fighting to survive this nightmare life. Try anon, fight to the death.

Pic related from my hike yesterday

>>41297981
>too much strain on the body
because wearing a 100 kilo fat suit is so good for your joints

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>>41320369
Jesus, Anon.

>>41320469
fucking kek

>>41317360
holy fuck that top girl is cute

>>41320469
Hilarious.

That shit right there is exactly why I keep coming here

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>>41320560
And the bottom one looks like Roz from Monster's Inc.

>>41320369

Sorry hear what you've gone through man, I tried picking up hobbies but I just don't have energy, money and time to do them. I live in a 3rd world shithole and work 10 hour shifts for peanuts making barely enough to survive, only thing I enjoy now is studying astronomy and I can't even do it because telescopes are fucking expensive and can't even stargaze because I have no car. Probably seems like I'm making excuses but I'm not, I'm fucked up economically and mentally. I used to make music and had to quit because I couldn't afford renting a studio for practicing drums, when I was a kid I was really good at football(soccer) and was playing in an amateur team but after kidnapping I couldn't do it anymore, couldn't even get out of my house.

>>41320680
You speak English though. Can you try to move to a 1st world country? Where are you?

>>41320680

Well I'm an English teacher but I couldn't find a job in my sector because of my "anti-government" views, I get rejected from everywhere after getting a background check. I'm Turkish, I'm trying to move to Japan to teach English but they want CELTA and it's expensive as fuck. Gonna try Europe after this summer, don't know if I can make it.

>>41316790
Why is /fit/'s first response to every problem to put cum on it?

>>41317360
> used to get the family packs from McDonalds, I would then ask for different drinks to make it look like I had a family and wasn't going to eat it all myself. I'm lucky that I woke up to my problem and am on the right track now.

>>41320750
You can make it anon. I think you've got goals. Don't get wrapped up in the bad things. Keep focused on those bigger goals. I know it's easier said than done.

I can be your friend if you want. Post throwaway?

>>41320930

Sure why not, [email protected]. I like talking to new people.

>>41320469

Mein gott I am dying here

>>41317360

I tried my best to learn the work schedules of the wait staff and bartenders of my favorite place to eat in walking distance of my house so that I could space out my visits. The goal was to appear to be a 'regular' instead of 'the fat guy who comes in 3-4 times a week.

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Fresh from Russia

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>>41320369
glad you're working on trying to make your life better anon
I hope you find peace

>>41304789
Optical illusion, she is actually using her toes to stand on the corner.

>>41306078
Smiling makes their face look fatter, especially around the eyes.

>>41316056
Kill it before it breeds again.

>>41316318
>Oreos ("they're vegan!")

Battle cry of fat retards everywhere. Cause hydrogenated oil with processed carbs upon processed carbs is magically "healthy" without animal ingredients.

>>41316444
kill this one too before she breeds again.

>>41316610
>lymph nodes are screaming, in death throes
>personal growth

>>41317220
Fruitarians and raw vegans for sure. They've already got a permanent gape from shitting all that fiber.

>>41319559
That's usually the backstory of people on my 600 lb life and hoarders. Get fit, find the ones who abused you, and get back at them.

>>41320369
How do you not turn into a vigilante To Catch a Predator style?

>>41320750
Escape from Erdogan's hellhole as soon as you can, anon. Like the other anon says: you've already survived worse, you can do this.

>>41321215
My fucking sides. No lies detected though, you have half naked landwhales passed out on the street all over the UK, it's disgusting.