whats the first thing that comes to mind when you see this?

>>41281889
Someone made the most retarded dish possible

>>41281889
vomit

Saturated fat

Not that its even that bad for you, but its the first thing that comes to mind

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>>41281889

I don't have a fry pan to make over easy eggs, scrambled eggs, or bacon.

>hard boiled eggs can do.

>>41281889
>not scrambling the eggs with milk and cheese for extra protein
>not making it an omelet


I mean I'm not master chief but this is pretty fucking bad looking

just imagine what that egg gunk and meat drippings pool tastes like

>>41281889
Joe Rogan.

>>41281889
heart disease and colon cancer

Spicy poop

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How about this one

>>41281933

This.

>>41281889
Joe Rogan

>>41281930
/thread

>>41281889
Are the peppers going to throw me out of ketosis?

>>41281930
I mean, my preferred way of eating eggs is sunny side up, but I like eating it with a side of bread or rice and not with soaking beef intestines with chopped jalapeno peppers and coarsely chopped garlic.

>>41281889
Chimps are fuckin scary man, they can tear you apart and they are assholes. Did you know chimps are 9 times stronger than a human?

>>41281889

Doesn't Joe Rogan eat this stuff all the time?

>>41281979
Jaime pull that up

>>41281889
joe rogan , i dont like the way he cooks eggs . he fucks them up

>>41281979

Pull up that video of the chimp wrecking that one lady, Jaime.

>>41281889
Mustard gas farts followed by lava-rheia

2nd thing that comes to mind is Joe Rogan

>>41281968
no , i eat 6 to 8 peppers a day and cabbage and broc too

>>41281988
>>41282004

/hivemind

>>41281992
but he has his own chickens to lay eggs
imjelly

>>41281889

OP sucks at cooking.

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What do you call this?

>>41281889
You overcooked the meat

>>41281889
#healthyasfuck #ieatelk

i dunno i think it looks fucking bomb.

>>41282061
A sloppy gross mess

>>41281889
delicious low carb.

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Rate this

>>41281889
gains

>>41282076
this, also no mushrooms, no sauteed onions, groce.

>>41282155
5.5

>>41282199
why so low

>>41281889
Nothing better than sloppy dribbling disgusting eggs with some elk ass.

>>41282155
looks delicious, potato and bread got to go.

>>41281889

Prefer my eggs over medium

>>41282367
>potatoes got to go
>no carbs
>no energy for intense exercise

fuck off

>>41281889

Arterial blockages

>>41282428

>What is ketosis

>>41282443
an unhealthy fad diet that is designed for fatty fucks to lose weight

>>41282081
>>41281889
finally someone who gets that eggs taste better with spice, I made my own chilli oil just for eggs

>>41281889
Those orangey yolks look delicious.

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>>41282464

>babbyplz

>>41282259
shrimp and veggies could be fucking night and day man. Those look fucking gross.

>>41281889
I said over MEDIUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41282199
meat doesn't look appetizing and the veggies look like they came out of a can

the shrimp looks suspect as well

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>>41281889
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cue the hempforce mustard

>>41281889
Never once ate jalapeño before. Absolutely disgusting.

>>41282788
carrots are fresh from the fridge and boiled for softness

peas are frozen and were boiled as well

steak is done medium well, must the way I like it

and the prawns are fresh off the pan with lemon and garlic.

>>41281889
>makes sunny side up eggs
>no toast

absolute pleb tier shit, fuck off joe rogan

I do mine scrambled in a pot with 1-2tlbsp butter and constant stirring, seasoned with salt and paprika. Basically this without the creme fraishe and toast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

too much salt and pepper on those eggs

am i the only one who doesnt like putting a pound of salt and pepper on everything?

>>41282259
It's healthy, but it looks unappetizing. I wouldn't be mind to make that for myself and eat it like that if I was counting macros, but if I was going to show this plate to someone else or serve it to someone else I would at least plan a sauce to add to the meat and veggies, slick the meat into semi thick strips to show the doneness of it, and glaze the shrimp with something as well.

>>41282816
I've been meditating lately
would taking dmt and using a warm bath
give me the meditation gains I need?

>>41281889
>its a joe rogan keto episode

>>41281889
Smelly shits and bowel cancer

well done red meat and fried eggs....
make that red meat not well done and those eggs soft scrambled and ur good to go

>>41281933
This

Eggs

TO COOK EGGS YOU MAY:
Poach: This is his number one choice because the water never reaches a temperature greater than 212 degrees.
Scramble with butter over very low heat and only until they are just setting up. If you can hear them cooking it’s too hot.
Hard/Soft boiled with the yolk still runny. Bring pot to a boil, then put in eggs for 4 – 5 minutes. Take out and immediately place them in very cold water to cool and this will also help you peel the egg shell off easily when you’re ready to eat them.
Raw Eggs are good BUT you must increase your “biotin” because egg whites contain a protein that may interfere with your body’s ability to make use of it.

the fuck is all that juice? let your meat rest damn

protein

>>41281951
Why does the colour of that look so wrong?

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>>41281889
joe rogan does not know how to cook eggs, overuses canned jalapenos, and everything he makes is served in a puddle.

>>41282155
veg looks like frozen garbage, shrimp and potatoes just look unappetizing, can't see doneness of the meat, bread looks great

3.5/10

it might taste good but it doesn't really look like it tastes good

>>41282891
How would you know?

Or am I takin the bait?

>>41281889
Looks good anon

>>41283292

Seriously, why did he have to include that, looks like fried egg soup.

>>41284168
I hate anything that I'm not used to

>>41281889

Heartburn.

Why no carbs?

>>41281889
remove peppers, strain the dish of that weird juice it's all sitting in, scoop out the yolks, reheat in microwave. then eat it.. Looks like about 50 grams of protein.

>>41281889
thanks doc

Muh keto days.

>>41281889

breakfast.

i fucking love steak and eggs but lately can't do jalapenos very well. would probably prefer that dish with mushrooms and toast.

fuck everyone who only eats egg whites.

>>41281922
how do you not have the most essential tool to cook with

ive had the same frying pan for over 5 years now

>>41281889
No fiber.
Probably tastes good but not balanced. High fat, high protein, zero carbs.

>>41282155
Decent rounded meal. A little meat heavy though.

>>41281889
Heart disease

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>>41281889
So much bro science in here

>>41281889
clogged arteries

>>41281889
Needs toast mate

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>>41287223

>This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration

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>>41281889
spicy

>>41287883
Well enjoy your fried bacon and all the bad foods anon

:^)

>>41283091
if you want to drown yourself sure

>>41281889
looks gross and unhealthy

>>41287971

I dont eat pork m8

>>41282994

I knew it was going to be that video. You're a faggot like me.

Its kind of hilarious Rogan has developed a cooking style that makes his food easily identifiable.
>In a puddle of liquid
>Jalapenos and elk
>eggs look like shit

>>41288597
Who the hell is Joe Rogan?

>>41281951
Why are you posting this fucking slop faggot?

>>41288621

Not sure if serious or not. He's done a lot of things but is mostly relevant for his podcast right now.

>>41281889
This probably tastes rather nice.

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>>41281889
>>41282061
>pickled jalapenos

>>41282155
Looks a little dry but is probably ok.

liver proteins

Boy, you really charred that meat. It's practically charcol.

>>41281930
>scrambling the eggs with milk
Heavy cream or frick off.

>>41282155

remove potato

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>>41281889
pic related

>>41283231
If you're worried about temps for scrambled just cook em in a bain marie. I don't like that way tho.

>>41287223
>tfw you overdo your red meat and like turns into unlike
what even is this fucking thing?

>>41281889
Testosterone
>http://press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/jcem.85.1.6291
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2014/10/the-simplicity-of-dieting-it-really-is.html?m=1
>https://breakingmuscle.com/fuel/why-all-humans-need-to-eat-meat-for-health
>https://authoritynutrition.com/7-evidence-based-health-reasons-to-eat-meat/

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>>41289133
>chaos and pain
mah nigga
more of the low t SS+GOMAD and "aesthetics" retards on this board need to read Jamie's blog

>>41282816
this isn't laugh out loud funny but it's somehow one of the funniest things i've ever read

>>41281889

>joe rogan

>>41281889

Why are the yolks so orange?

>>41281937

Yeah if you eat it every single day for like 50 years.

God damn you are a know nothing unthinking sack of trash.

>>41282517
whats your recipe?

>>41281889
>protons
Lots of protons

>>41290800

thats what fresh eggs look like.

yellow eggs have been sitting around for a while in fridges and what not while orange is like less than 24 hours out the chickens ass

>>41290800

>they are organic farm fresh eggs. Like literally taken from the roost probably an hour before he cooked it.

>>41281922
fuck yes Obituary

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>>41281951
Looks great, I'd eat it.

>>41281951
Why is there always fucking liquid? What the fuck, Joe

>>41281889
My honeymoon in Cabo. Chilaquiles... Nicely done, Anon. All you need is some fresh pico muh maine mane.

First thing that came to my mind was vegan

I'm bad at this

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>>41281889

Assuming thats beef(?) I would eat the fuck out of it.

What about pic related?

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>>41282155
dry as sand

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>>41282061
those barely cooked eggs sogging that bread

>>41292051
also instagram filters

>>41281951
pineapple? wow

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>>41282061
bruh...

>>41281922
>has a pot
>can't scramble eggs in it

>>41281951

Filthy fucking carbs.

>>41281889
i wish i could shove that up my ass

>>41281889
OP

>>41282464
You mean what our anscestors did for thousands of years

what a fad

enjoy that sugar I guess

>>41281933
Underrated post

>>41281889
Too much liquid

>>41301128
soup?

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>>41293516
>mfw dis nigga eat like shit

>>41281889
someone unscrewed the top of your pepper shaker

>>41281922
>Fry pan

literally the most important cooking implement, wtf are you doing anon go buy an all clad 12 in fry pan its the last pan you'll ever buy.

>>41281889
pull that up jamie

>>41281889
>that disgusting filter making your meat look purple
desu its making me hungry though

>>41290800

Ignore the other replies. The egg yolk doesn't determine its freshness or magic organic goodness, it just means the chickens ate marigold flowers or other pigmented plants.

>>41299493

>our ancestors ate a ketogenic diet

You're a fucking idiot.

>>41289042
Everytime I see this one I laugh, its just too good.

>>41299493
No they fucking didn't. Hunter-gatherer: guess what they gathered.

>>41282940
Stfu. It doesnt look good. Just stfu.

>>41281889

Looks delicious, but I'd substitute something else jalapeno-compatible for the purp bovine.

>>41281933
eggs
>check
jalapenos
>check
garlic
>check

it's him