Advices for Girls and Clothes

tits or gtfo

>>41280951
Is it summer already?

>>41280926
I just moved into town and dont know fucking ANYONE.

what do to SLAY PUSS? Ask OHP 1RM?

>>41280956
?

you know the rules, roasty

>>41280951
I'm a men, do you really want to see my tits or you don't recognize a miss universe?

Lift yourself you say? how does one lift themselfs? do i stand on a 45 and try to pull it up?

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>>41280956
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of hurting you

>>41280959
>I just moved into town and dont know fucking ANYONE
Do you know how to dance? Well take dance classes as a hobbie once the class start you need to pick up a female partner to dance, you would end to be closer to her or all the group and start dancing, i recommend salsa because you dance in a circle with everybody in the class find classes in instagram or twitter in the town where you live, after that you end having a conversation with the girl you take in the class and invite her to take a drinks or any shit like that, the movies, to wacth a comedian, anything. Also with the class you would end with some friends.
You don't want to dance? Find hobbies that involve being around girls.
If the girl is above 23 years old then having sex it's the easy shit you can do, just ask after the date.

>>41280978
I already say i'm a fucking male
>>41280972
Lift "for" yourself,
I mean to do it only for your benefit and not for another person

>>41280926
No problems with clothes, BUT. How the fuck do I approach to girls in clubs or house parties? Unless I know them from somewhere I'm unable to do so, I just don't know how to start

>>41281063
>how to pick up girls in the worst possible location

>>41281033
so dont explains about gaining pure natty, no supplements?

>>41280951
>>>b

>>41281086
>Implying I want a long stable relationship

Just got out of a 4 year relationship, I just want to bang sluts for a while to see how it feels, but I lack the experience

>>41281137
>sluts
I want to know what they think, why they dont want a serious relationship, why they act like that

>>41281063
Balls and looks.

Looks: Dress the best way you can, if you are tall use shoes that make you taller, if you are short do the same thing, in a club or a party girls judge you by how you dress and how you look.

Balls: You go straight to her and invite her for some drinks or to dance, if you go to that part with friends, your friends need to invite her friends too, after the dance or the drinks you sit next to her your friends too (in that way the girl would feel safe around her friends)
If you are alone you do the same things but you need social skills and confidence: "what do you work, what do you do in your free time, i do archery and i'm a mixed martial artist".
Lie she isn't going to be your wife, you only want to fuck.
After the drink and the fun, invite her to your house or a motel to keep "drinking", then you fuck her, if she is drunk it would be easier because everything would be fun for her, but fuck a drunk girls isn't fun.

>>41281086
>>41281120
>>41281137
>>41281184
This isn't me anon

This is me>>41281201
>>41281102
I don't know a lot about fitness, ask in another thread

>>41281184
tits or gtfo, roasty

dirty fucking slut. post the tits now

>>41281201
Thanks for the tips

How would you approach a girl you think is attractive in a club? What would you say to her in the first place? My only problems are that and escalating the conversation so she knows I'm really interested and it's not just an interview. Also, is Spanish your first language by any chance?

>>41281184
I ain't that guy but, are you a woman? are you asking men why they don't want a serious relationship? or why sluts don't want a serious relationship?

>>41281385
Si yo hablo Español

>How would you approach a girl you think is attractive in a club?
I already tell you, go straight to her and invite her for a drink or to dance and say you think she is attractive (show all your intentions she would say yes or no you don't lose anything if she say no).

>What would you say to her in the first place?
Talk about her she would know you are interested, don't talk about yourself unless it's something really interesting or that help you in the conversation. You already show all the intentions or having her in the bed when you tell her she is attractive, she would choose what she wants with you.

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do girls actually believe love exists

>>41281395
>>41281269
Im a guy

Im talking about sluts

Why do they act like that?

>>41281525
You are ugly, beautiful mens actually experience love from girls.

>>41281269
Lol this nigga can't read

>>41281545
>love
women are incapable of feeling love

>>41281496
Gracias, parecías español por la manera de escribir. Lo haré así a la próxima, nunca antes lo he intentado y me cuesta.

>>4128153
This sound like /r9k/ but let me do it.

>What they think
Do you consider yourself a Loser?
No? There are people who consider you a loser, and woman in a club don't consider herself a "slut", they are normal it's just the perception of that person (see the halo effect) they never feel like sluts unless it's a real prostitute or a pornstar.

>Why do they act like that?
Because they can, if you have pussy 24/7 you would fuck anytime you want. Also fuck is fun.

>why they dont want a serious relationship
They want, but not with you, maybe a guy that they like, you probably have preferences in a girl, let me say you like virgin girls, well they want a men with a good job or a tall man.


Not all womans are the same anon

>>41281538
Not OP, but a lot of girls started emulating Sex and the City when it came out—a show written by gay men, but with the characters being females.

Bascially, a lot of women started emulating gay men. The result is aggressive, overt promiscuity.

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>>41280926
>advice about girls
>on a lifting board
Do you really think these fellas are that desperate?

>>41281694
kys, what the fuck do you write?

Womens are the same shit as Mens.

>>41281710
Are you new? This is the most insecure website in the internet.

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i need more gym clothes since i'm going so often now. have like one decent outfit, which is:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00THWU7VY/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

+

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00YNWHRJS/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

they're both extra small size, but the pants aren't even capris on me they're normal pants. i think my legs are short or women have longer legs in general idk. for scrubs i always have to buy petite sizes.

so yeah what should i buy for gym clothes? also what should i buy to sleep in that i can also go out into public wearing? keep in mind i have to hide my stupid penis. really limits my options. see how the pants in link are kinda baggy? :/

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>>41281760
Buy black clothes for the gym, you sweat a lot, avoid light colors.

>what should i buy for gym clothes?
-Black sweatpants if you don't like it baggy, buy a black shorts that fit you well with black tights to give that femenine look and hide your penis
-White and Black Adidas T Shirt without anything graphic except a small adidas logo., the most basic things look good
-Adidas Ultraboost White, or Nike Free or Nike Air Max 90 for Shoes, in White, Black or Grey

Or go like pic

>>41280926
Fuck it, might as well

How do i stop feeling "intimidated" (best way to describe it) when im talking to girls i think are attractive? I'm okay with any other girl, can hold conversations no problem, whatever, but as soon as it's an attractive girl who i might have a thing for i just have no idea how to handle myself or what to say or anything like that

plz help

>>41281975
Nothing i can do, it's a confidence thing. Imagine she had a penis or something.

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>>41281735
its a joke friend

>>41281975
just realize you're talking to a really fucking cruel thing, not a beautiful sweet thing

>>41281946
cool. what about sleepwear? i'm looking for something i can wear to class and then go straight to bed in.

>>41282100
Spot a /r9k/ faggot is easier than spot a /pol/ faggot

>>41281946
>>41282163
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01MTSXQ1G/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=A1BM62752C3YWX

think i'm gonna buy this. hope it hide the down there parts well enough, but if not i can always return it :/

>>41280926

Is it ok to wear socks inside sandals when it's too cold for sandals but too warm for boots?

>>41282182
nah, not /r9k/ at all, just a realist

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i don't hate my penis or anything but it really gets in the way when it comes to clothes :O

Where do you meet librarian type girls? I'm 30 and looking for a girl to settle down with. Girls I meet at the gym and bars very rarely are the type I'm after.

I'm thinking of taking something like a ballroom dancing class or something and maybe meet better quality girls there.

>>41282473
at the library

not joking. I worked at the library in college and there were plenty of qt3.14 Librarians who worked there. I'd imagine your average local library is a different scene, unfortunately.